Secret Weapon
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Joined 10-26-03, id: 476928
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Good Omens.

Dear Reader

Greetings and salutations from the Secret Weapon.

Hmm... I haven't been 19 for a while, nor updated any of my fics.

This was mainly due to writers block and real life, and then HBP came out and rendered all my fics AU. I was also incredibly annoyed that I had predicted that TMR had been able to control his magic and was borderline psychotic at an early age and this was reflected in my fics but my beta convinced me that this made him wildly AU and so I removed alltraces of that plotline. Which then meant I didnt know how to progress and stalled me for a couple of years.

Of course HBP comes out and it turns out that I was right. Hmph! With all due respect to the beta in question she was wonderful otherwise and any fic writer would be lucky to have her. But I still listened to her against my better judgement andfor this reason I now refuse to have my work betaed.

I'll still welcome reviews and I'm all for someone who will say - your work is crap, heres why. But dont ask me to have characters in my fics do something else because you dont think its very likely. I write HP/TMR for crying out loud - I know perfectly well that I'm on a sinking ship. Ok if Snape suddenly turns incredibly sweet and sappy or something I dont mind if you berate me for that, but I intend to ignore someone who says - please break up such and such pairing because it squicks me. (I have had such requests).

Thank you to everyone who has ever left me a review - especiallyyears after a fic has been updated.

About my fics:

Ashes to Ashes will bee cleaned upeventually - but I will post the adult version elsewhere -aff or somewhere.The sequel will be up shortly if I get my waybut I'm not promising anything.

Forever - I'm not really sure where I'm going with this. Again no promises - but am trying to revise and update.

More as and when.

Hugs and cookies

Secret Weapon

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Change by ChaosHat reviews
Dilandau at his worst. Fixed formatting issues. Lime & angst with a hint of bdsm.
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Dilandau A., Van F. - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by rainjewel reviews
*Complete* A continuation rainjewel style. In other words, angst, yaoi, and violence. This fic is FINALLY COMPLETE! Hell yeah! A huge, slobbery glomp to everyone who reviewed and inspired me.
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,336 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Dilandau A., Van F. - Complete
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Barghest: The Three Heads of Cerebus reviews
Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Getting Even reviews
Tom knows he's being watched. And he plans to do something about it. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rhymes and Reasons reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Tom rhymes and Harry reasons. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Hogwarts reviews
Tom Hates Hospitals and Hogwarts and Harry. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Perils of Play Acting reviews
Tom’s in trouble with Harry so he tries a little acting to get out of it. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ashes to Ashes : Inside his Head reviews
Companion to Ashes to Ashes. Turned back to what he was before he was Voldemort. Before he had lost all trace of his innocence. But just how innocent is Tom Marvolo Riddle? Take a peek inside his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes reviews
COMPLETED A year after Harry graduates from Hogwarts and the Light's last stand against the Dark is near. A curse goes wrong that, though it does win them the War, leaves serious repercussions for everyone. Slash. Rating Increased.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,781 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just a Little Prick reviews
Scared!Tom and Comforting!Harry. Not what you might think. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Forever reviews
An age reversal spell brings a sixteen year old Tom Riddle to Hogwarts. A very suspicious Harry Potter returns to school, scarred in more ways than one. Will the two enemies reconcile, or is Harry doomed to burn in his hatred forever? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,711 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Song of Slash is a Gay Song reviews
My answer to the RainbowRiver's Slash Sorting Song Challenge. Various slash pairings in rhyme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Complete