Faust Prouvaire
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Joined 10-26-03, id: 476939, Profile Updated: 01-04-08
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Les Miserables, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

There once was a lass known across the land as Faust Prouvaire. She was an unusual sort of teenager. A dork of all literature, theatre, and philosophy, she enjoyed rambling in long, unintelligable sentences. She also enjoyed delving into the lives of her favorite characters, making them do her fluffy bidding in away that respected the Ultimate Ruler of the land- canon. This extraordinary girl will never be forgotten. This is her story.


General Disclaimer (being that I'm forgetful, I might as well put a disclaimer on my profile for further use): I do not, by any means, ownwhatever the heck I decide to write about. They all belong to their various authors and playwrights. I'm writing about them for my own enjoyment. No remuneration whatsoever.


Upcoming Stories:

Currently Untitled- This may or may not end up being the actual title. Based on the book A Separate Peace by John Knowles. An ingenious plan by Phineas causes him and Gene to think differently of each other. It sounds very slashy, but it actually isn't. Not directly. In Progress.


Possible Stories/Plot Bunnies:

Rank-and-File - A West Side Storyfic, revisiting the entire story through the eyes of A-Rab and Baby John. Many of the lesser-remembered characters will be given the limelight as well (i.e. Big Deal, Snowboy, Diesel, Geetar, Tiger, etc.) In Progress.

And something RaGaD-ish. I don't know what, but I'm itchin' for it...

Until next time!

Love, Faust Prouvaire: Dabbling in Unusual Obsessions Since 1991.

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Pirates of the Ring by Aelaer reviews
Complete. Jack, Gibbs, Anamaria, Will, and Elizabeth sail to Middle-earth; their presence can only have a direct impact on its future. POTC and LOTR. LOTR movie and book verse; follows canon established in first POTC film only.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 211,801 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Aragorn, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Pastourelle by Skeiler Stark reviews
The History Boys A DakinPosner pastoral, written for a fic exchange.
History Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - D. Posner, S. Dakin - Complete
From a Distance by An Fhomhair reviews
Onesided CombeferrexJehan. Combeferre muses at the barricades on a long admiration..well, love, actually..of his friend.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Bahorel, Bahorel - Complete
Phantomized Classics by Shekiah Rosay reviews
What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Before the Rumble by Maxy Ride reviews
What before the rumble...told through the eyes of almost every character. Has a different ending from the movie.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006
Maddening Logic by Patria reviews
Leper gets an unexpected visitor while in basic training. Meant to alleviate to impending madness, the visitor only makes things worse. ASPLesMis crossover. No real knowledge of LM needed.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2005
Not Again by Kalliroscope reviews
Drabble. Jehan's death. Kudos to HHGGref spotters!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Bahorel
Dancing Queen by andalitebandit-6 reviews
Zim crossdresses to win title of Dance Queen and rule the school by popularity! Guess who's his partner? ZADR! COMPLETE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,822 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
What Would Jesus? by Broadwaypoetess reviews
Jesus is hounded by reporters. Very late Easter present for all the rockin' Catholic JCS fans... even though this has nothing to do with Catholicism. Based on JCS 2000 film. PG for like... swearing and stuff.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
French Revolutionaries Online by Undomiel Malfoy reviews
Something different, though not that different...The characters of Les Mis get the internet
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004
When Ponder meet Harry by Dorie Kaiba reviews
A crossover between Discworld and Harry Potter
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Red or White? by Matrix-Twin1 reviews
What if Grantaire had written red and black...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Grantaire, Bahorel
Incident Behind the Curtain by Skullbank reviews
RosGuil. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead fic. A near tragedy opens Ros and Guil's eyes, but will their love be enough to get them through the play alive?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
The Dusty Book by Maxwell Demon reviews
Sirius's diary as he records his years at Hogwarts. Rated for mild language and sexual refrences INCONSISTENCIES FIXED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Not all Pirates are Bad by got-lotr reviews
(LotrPotc) Legolas and Aragorn wake after being hit on the head by Sam's pots and pans in Port Royal, where they meet Will and Jack. Jack brings horrible news: He's Back. Barbossa and his crew is back.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,007 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
Whatever Happened to Holden Caulfield? by Romaji Queen reviews
A little story that I wrote for my English class.
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
Everyone Wants To Be Famus by Astrid M. Blackcoat reviews
Music With Rocks In is back, but watered down. Agnes, Susan, Angua and Cheery start a band. What? Features a wizard band, Agnes swearing, and unashamed nerdiness from the author. R&R, if you please.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003
Walk On by kymm reviews
Frodo is hurt by an abusive relative, and doesn't know who to turn to. If you like Bilbo and Frodo scenes, then this is for you…) (9 of 23) (No, I'm not dead.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
The Lord of the Disc by Mad Dog2 reviews
What happens when the One Ring ends up in the Discworld?Read and see!My first bonafide fan fic, so R&R!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
Death Comes For An Elf by Rose G reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Death had to explain death to an inmortal Elf? Especially one from Middle Earth? Read on and find out.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2003
Leia Miserables a Star Wars Opera by Robot Parade reviews
A disjointed telling of the first Trilogy, set to a disjointed musical score from Les Miserables.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2003
Rincewind´s new job by Mayan of Lancre reviews
A little Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Rincewind gets a new job... as a teacher at Hogwards... and the chaos begins. I changed the book category for the people here know the Disc. I would be happy if you would read and review.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 11/20/2002
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Those Who Are Humble reviews
[Godspell fanfiction.] Events occur between All for the Best and the seed parable. The Apostles run off, and Jesus discusses a subject Judas wants to avoid. Relatively slashless. Rated for adult concepts.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Firecrackers reviews
Drabble: It's Jehan's birthday, and Combeferre sets up a firecracker display. Fairly implied Jehan'Ferre. Happy Fourth of July, everyone! Ami Fluff for everyone!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Bahorel
We'll Know Better Next Time reviews
[Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead] The production is over. Our two Danes have their freedom. If they even know how to use it. Oneshot, no direct slash, rated for complex ideas.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Paintbrush reviews
Everyone's favorite badly dressed revolutionary poet is left without a muse. Then the rain comes. Rather OOC, as well as accidental implications of JehanCombeferre. Rated what it is just in case.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Bahorel
My Black Lily: A Wizard School Story reviews
Lily Evans comes to a 1975 Hogwarts, bringing more danger to the school than she knows. At least she has 4 new friends. Well...that's how it starts. Many R&JWest Side Story and Les Mis references, not to mention some silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
The Little Revolutionary Who Could reviews
A children's book from the insane mind that pondered the similarity between the words Prouvaire and Pourrait French for could. Yay for the Little Revolutionary Who Could! Yay Revolution!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2005