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Poll: (Depravity) Should Itachi impregnate a girl, then cut out the unborn fetus and commit cannibalism and force the mother to eat the child as well? Vote Now!
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Joined 06-05-13, id: 4770420, Profile Updated: 06-08-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

WELCOME TO HELL

Daelyn is bolded.

Cody is italicized.

I ship many things. Including black people.

Mainly black people.

But also ItaSasu. Yuri is my favorite. Um, regarding Naruto I don’t have any one particular favorite pairing that makes sense. (KakaSasu O 3 O) That is bullshit (she’s just in denial) get off my line. Omg, Cody. XD

I ship...

ItaSasu (bet no one saw that one coming ooooh full of surprises cody oooooh)

KakaSasu (*gags* XD) (fuck off, daelyn)

KakaNaru

MinaNaru

SasuNaru/NaruSasu

KureHina (sho cute and fluffily :3)

AsuShika

SasoDei

ItaDei

Okay, so personal stuff! I’m a Pastafarian atheist. *slaps on collinder*

I don’t really have a religion. I believe in people being nice to people because they should be because mean people suck and no one has the right to judge other people.

I also hate people as a thing.

fuck people O A O

I also believe in some form of reincarnation. Idek, man. My brain confuses me. But I like Buddhism.

I agree with Cody here. And like, you should really look up Taoism. It’s one of the neatest...um, thought things (?) that I’ve encountered. c: Buddhism requires too much work for me. XD And then the Ganges? *shudders* No offense to anyone! Heh. *sweats a little*

Watch us offend e v e r y o n e

If people can’t take a little offending they can gtfo Earth. I mean, I’m a nice person. Honestly, I can’t hurt anyone for my life. I would like cry if I hurt someone. It breaks my heart. But. Nonetheless, people just have to learn to deal with dipshits who do hurt others.

I can’t even be mean to people like they could insult me and call me everything in the book and I’m just like “...oh.”

Right? I would just kind of sit there and be like “hmm *cries inside*” XD

I sit there imagining what their blood would look like splattered all over the walls but I can’t even call them a dick

like

how do I logic

It’s okay. *pats head* At least you aren’t as bad as DEP!Sasuke when it comes to that respect (logic).

Laughs because I love him. Our poor fucked up baby. We’re so mean to Sasuke...like...always. I’m mean to him in BILY and we’re downright awful to him in DEP. ;-; Poor Sassyuke.

Rofl, right? Well, I has oatmeal. :3

I have water and sadness

*shares oatmeal*

I hate oatmeal but the thought was nice

*takes back oatmeal*

it looks like puke

I’ve seen puke many times. Oatmeal is not puke. XD

because I’ve never seen puke before in my life obviously ;-;

I’ll admit it has the same consistency. But beyond that point, no, oatmeal and puke are two entirely different substances.

THAT IS YOUR OPINION, DAELYN

Okay. ;A; *cowers* I’m sorry. TAT

*boku no picos* *turtles* *sloths* better?

Much. :3 Thank you *insert two tildas here* *eels in return*

I am naming my child Tilda regardless of gender

I think that’s a beautiful name. *salutes*

my children will hate me

Lmfao. Make it up to them with yaoi.

my children will hate me

XD

my children will hate me

Omfg, stop. XDXDXD NEW TOPIC.

That’s what my children will say ; 3 ;

So. Um. I want tooooo...teach French to high schoolers. That is what my life will amount to in ten years. Or I’ll write scripts for TV/games/movies, I haven’t decided yet. *tildas*

Uhhhh

what’s a future?

But I want to be an author. Maybe. I don’t know.

You write enough for it. O u O (That face reminds me of Pedobear, I like it)

*Pedomaru.

And I literally go through withdrawals when I can’t write

(LMFAO)

I feel ya, brah.

I’m sleepy

That’s an interesting fact. I don’t think there’s anything else to add without sounding like full-blown idiots or something idk so I shall say good-bye here. Bye! *waves frantically*

*sleeps*

VULVA GO SQUISH

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Depravity reviews
MOVED FROM CODY-KUN'S ACCOUNT. Sasuke and Itachi are in an unhealthy relationship. Sasuke craves pain, and Itachi is more than happy to oblige. Is their love stronger than their insanity? Disturbing content, Uchihacest, lemons, angst, knifeplay, bloodplay, rape, murder, kidnapping, and torture (list is on-going). Not for the faint of heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,731 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Desperate Measures reviews
With the threat of separation hanging over Itachi and Sasuke's heads, they're willing to go to extraordinary lengths to preserve their relationship. *PWP, shota, yaoi, incest, pedophilia, KakaItaSasu*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Babysitting Games reviews
MOVED FROM CODY-KUN'S ACCOUNT. Itachi is forced to babysit Naruto and Sasuke. What could make this night suck less? SHOTA. PEDO!ITACHI. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Will be multi-chapter. First chapter edited and rewritten. TAKING REQUESTS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.