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Joined 10-26-03, id: 477088, Profile Updated: 07-21-11
Author has written 5 stories for Benny and Joon, Secret Window, Sherlock Holmes, and Doctor Who.

Just turned 25 last week (woo!) so thought I'd give the ol' profile an update (even though due to uni etc i've been too lazy to write anything new...) - even though I've loved the Mentalist since it started - after the season 3 finale I've been like "ahhhhhh" - so i've been watching them from the very begining to help tide me over til season 4...

Lets see how many words it takes to describe myself - or better yet - words used by others to describe me:

1. Movie Geek (lover of all types of films- silents, classics, modern - anything really. LOVE film noir and presently interested in French New Wave)

2. (New) Doctor Who nerd (with my 2 new posters, the fact I never miss an episode (and usually rewatch the good ones within the week) my adoration of the lovely David Tennant - master actor, and the fact I just bought a 10 book box set)

3. Quiet, shy, polite etc (nuff said really)

4. Quirky, random, whimsical (haha "whimsical" love that word!)

5. Nuts on piano (that one goes back a bit - I've been playing piano for over a decade. Although I don't practice as much as I used to - I still love it. Go Beethoven, Rachmaninoff, Chopin and Percy Grainger!

6. Obsessive movie buff - (more for emphasis than anything. My walls really are covered with film posters)

Other than that - I'm from Australia, but i'd very much like to visit the UK one day - I think it'd be brilliant! Be nice if I picked up an accent! lol
I'd love to learn to roller skate, and I now officially own 1000 dvds/videos! What a milestone!
Oh I know - for my 21st birthday I had my very first martini (after spending years saying "i'm gonna get a martini on my 21st!" - in all honesty i didn't like it very much - but hey - I got to say "shaken, not stirred" - so well worth it.
Oh - and I'm intersted in film and film fmaking. Yep - i think that about covers it.

Not that you probably care, but here's a few (and when i say a few - I mean A LOT!) of personal dis/likes:

(In general) Loves:
- FILM!
- silent films -Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, HAROLD LLOYD! (I've only recently had the opportunity to see some of his films - HILARIOUS!)
- film noir - a pet love of mine after I wrote and directed my own short little film noir (was a bit dodgy overall due to time restraints, but looks brilliant!)
- The Goon Show
- Pasta
- good music
- the 1920s, 60s
- Piano
- Anything Scottish or Irish (especially guys! eg Ewan McGreggor, David Tennant, Cillian Murphy...)
- Also many things Russian - the history, the buildings, the composers (esp Rachmaninoff)
- getting good marks on my uni assignments!
- and of course - my friends, family and pets.

- oh and nearly forgot - SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!! Love love LOVE it!!!! I've listened to a gazillion radio plays (Clive merrison ones are BRILLIANT!), so far seen about half of the Jeremy Brett shows (DOUBLE BRILLIANT), most of the Ronald Howard tv show (fantastically awesome!), and I'm just loving the Basil Rathbone series - now I finally have the completed 14 movie set (previously only about 4 were available in Oz) - he's just soo great!!! (pity Watson comes off as a bit of a fuddy-duddy though...) - and now my love extends to the newest creation from the talented Steven Moffat - Sherlock - starring Benedict Cumberbatch (best name ever) and Martin Freeman - I cannot begin to describe how much i adore this show - it is 150% brilliant!!!! 3 episodes - what a tease - hurry up and make 20 more BBC!!!

Some of my Favourite actors (in no particular order)
LESLIE HOWARD!!! - have been absolutely obsessing over Leslie Howard ever since I saw Pygmalion a few months back - he's just so lovely I can't stand it!!!
David Tennant, John Simm, Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp, Cillian Murphy, Jimmy Stewart, Jack Lemmon, Michael Sheen, Kevin Spacey, Tom Hanks, Edward Norton, Liev Schreiber, River Phoenix,

Fav TV Shows/mini series
Sherlock, White Collar, The Big Bang Theory - LOVE IT!! (and Sheldon!) (New) Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Lost in Austen, Life on Mars, THe Mentalist, Ugly Betty, Ashes to Ashes, Star Trek TOS, Spaced, State of Play, Prison Break, House M.D, Hogan's Heroes, Torchwood, The Saint

Music I love
The Beatles are the bestest ever!!
1. U2
2. Franz Ferdinand
3. David Bowie
4. T-Rex
5. Queen
6. The Doors
7. The Hollies
8. The Clash
9. The Monkees
10. ELO

And anything by Rachmaninoff, George Gershwin, Ella Fitzgerald, Beethoven, Chopin, and Percy Grainger - Australian composer.

Fav Books
The Catcher In The Rye, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, and Fight Club, The Death and Life of Charlie St Cloud.

(Some) Fav films
My tied in first place absolute FAVOURITE films of all time (which I would HIGHLY recommend anyone)- Lili (1953) starring Mel Ferrer and Leslie Caron; and Brief Encounter (1945) starring Trevor Howard and Ceilia Johnson.

Also I absolutely love: Pygmalion, Hot Fuzz!!! (Awesomeness!), Pygmalion (LOVED Leslie Howard), Harold and Maude, Star Trek (2009), Hairspray, Casino Royale, Zodiac, Roman Holiday, Fight Club, Captain Blood (Errol Flynn =spunk!), Breakfast On Pluto, The Crying Game, V for Vendetta, The Red Shoes, Some Like it Hot, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ed Wood, Singin' in the Rain, The Hudsucker Proxy, Gallipoli, Sunrise: a song of two humans (a brilliant silent film from 1927!), Phantom of the Opera (2004), Stranger than Fiction, - theres loads more but my minds gone blank.

Fav directors
Billy Wilder, Frank Capra, Tim Burton, Neil Jordan, Alfred Hitchcock, Ed Wood (!) & his crazy B-movies, Quentin Tarantino - Kill Bill kicks ass, Robert Rodriguez, Jean Luc Godard,

Favourite sayings (which I haven't actually used much this year) (and random things I (should) say(more often):
Jolly good, peachy (keen), the cat's meow, splendiferous, fantastical

Hates:
Majority of soapies, Teeny boppers, Missy Higgins! (her accent is damn AWFUL!), Mean/conceited/smug people, Singing, Sickness, Country music, Being bored, Writer's block, coloured rubber clogs shudder, Self doubt, Cockroachs/spiders behind my movie posters - eeeek, peas and corn ...
~Oh, and something I've noticed lately - FASHION SHEEP! I go shopping and see about 30 girls basically wearing the same outfit - except in different colours etc! Ok, I understand the desire to look fashionable- but it surely doesn't mean everyone has to wear THE EXACT SAME THING!
I thought fashion is to lead, not to follow! (or so they say on some tv ad)

~Come on people - try a little originality! Go wild!

So that's about it, more or less . Get it? Got it? Good!

Thanks for taking the time to read my sad babblings!

If any of you are REALLY bored, feel free to send me an email - the more the merrier!

Ah, I have decided to hop on the bandwagon and add a few of my favourite quotes - (i've shrunk it dramatically):

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
~ Christina Aguilera

Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.
~ Benny and Joon - Mary Stuart Masterson

Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams? - Orson Wells (character) in Ed Wood (1994)

Louise: How did you get here?
Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.
~ Naked, 1993 (David Thewlis (aka Lupin from Harry Potter) movie)

Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.
(Fom one of my favourite Jimmy Stewart films - Harvey (1950)

I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Adam from Mythbusters

Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an A-hole! - Garden State

And one of my personal favourites:
"Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much". - Harold and Maude (1971)

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A Tutor Calls by CuriousNeko93 reviews
Ciel's parents are at their wit's end with him so they decide to hire a Tutor, one called Sebastian Michaelis. Will Sebastian be able to set Ciel on the right path? Warning contains Fluff and some violence and swearing in later chapters. Everything belongs to Yana Toboso.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Vincent P., Rachel P. - Complete
Her Black Dahlia by onekitten420 reviews
Ciel is throwing a Halloween Ball, and wants everything to go according to plan. With his reputation on the line, this means no mishaps whatsoever. Ciel orders Sebastian to make sure Mey Rin doesn't mess anything up this time. Sebastian must take care of her, by any means necessary. SebbyXMey Rin (Anime-verse)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete
Ciel's Diary by DarkHallows1000 reviews
Sebastian finds the young master's journal. He starts reading it everytime he has the chance to dig into deep dark secrets that no one knows but Ciel. Not even Elizabeth knows (they are no longer engaged). Ciel's turning 18 in a week and Sebastian reads his diary to make his life more incredible. Wanna know secrets of Ciel Phantomhive, be careful what you wish for.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,331 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mind Melding by Ingram Solomon reviews
*AU* Set during Nyota's 3rd year at the academy: Nyota has 1. Pissed off an evil instructor 2. Been accused of a sex scandal 3. Gotten caught up in an intergalactic crisis AND 4. No doubts Commander Spock is attracted to her too.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
Bitter Sweet Eyes by MaidenAliceMichaelis reviews
You possess the eyes of sin. Yet you tell yourself you are so pure. You do many sinful things repeatedly, but continue to ask for forgivness. But this time, there is no turning back. You should be happy, I am fullfilling your wish for you. Sebastian X OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 67 - Words: 190,059 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Teach Me To Play by Amber Star 1114 reviews
Sebastian can do many things, but one of his favorites is playing the piano. After living with Ciel for 50 years he finally decides to play again. Ciel falls in love with the piece he plays and wishes to learn it. But as his lessons begin, will Ciel come to realize he's not in love with the song...but with Sebastian? Some Yaoi, just warning you now.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,560 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Lost In Translation by callmecrazy83 reviews
When we speak, do we ever really say what we mean? A story of how Uhura and Spock were able to translate each other, from the very beginning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
On the Edge of that Precipice by GeekBehindtheGlasses reviews
First they developed their relationship emotionally and then they decided to develop it physically. Follows on from 'Two Broken People', rated M for nudity and sex
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Dancing With the Devil by RukiaKiryu reviews
Forced to fight in a war between Heaven and Hell Sebastian is abandoned and captured by a legion of angels. But Ciel is not about to be cheated from his covenant with his butler, not even by the Devil himself. Yaoi! CielxSebby pairing. Just read it...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Blistering Heat by kognitiveDissonanz reviews
SEQUEL to Heat Wave. Lisbon finds out how a 'maybe-date' with Patrick Jane looks like. For better understanding you should read Heat Wave first.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Heat Wave by kognitiveDissonanz reviews
A hot summer day. Jane and Lisbon are on a long car ride. First, the car breaks down but that is just the beginning. When will this heat wave take over them as well?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sleep Talk by Eevee Tofu reviews
Ciel says some odd things when he sleeps. Sebastian finds it endearing and can't resist cuddling him. SebCiel fluff, shounen-ai. stfu it's cute, just read it.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Partners in Crime by Richefic reviews
John Watson receives some devastating news which puts a spanner in his medical ambitions. Will Sherlock prove capable of the kind of comfort and reassurance he needs or will their partnership be ended before its even begun? Set between 1.1 and 1.2.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I love you, Ciel Phantomhive by Kawaiijapanesekisses reviews
One night when Ciel gets cold, Sebastian is there to warm him. And the truth comes out. Yaoi BOY x BOY OneShot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Not all songs have to end by onlyone87 reviews
His song was ending. His reward had been collected. But that's not enough, he wants more, and something just so happens to give him the time he craved. Begins in the final moments of The end of time part 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
From Nothing by The Raggedy Doctor reviews
It was just a hug, she reminded herself, as she fell in love. Oneshot. ElevenxAmy with some AmyxRory.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Not A Sidekick by Aisho9 reviews
Watson is in trouble, and it's Holmes who comes to his aid -- but Lestrade never expected to see Holmes actually feeling something. Rated T for violence.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Undone by muraka6211 reviews
In the end it is her hair, of all unlikely things, that unravels him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,718 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
The Elevator Conundrum by gwendy reviews
The elevator's finally working and Penny and Sheldon managed to get a test ride...until things get a little interesting...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
KISSING YOU BETTER by Behest.R reviews
Ciel falls ill and has no choice but to accept Sebastian to take care of him. What can Sebastian do to persuade Ciel to take his food & medications? 'As if he liked it…there was not a way he would have enjoys kissing a demon' SebastianXCiel. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Six Months in Croydon by orianna-2000 reviews
While investigating a mysterious village Rose finds herself stranded... And when the Doctor returns to find a local gentleman courting Rose, will he decide once and for all where his heart lies? Final chapter now up!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,932 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Playing Games by Randa05 reviews
When the team decides House spends too much time on his Gameboy, they elect Cameron to steal it. But is this new game even more distracting? Cowritten work from Randa and Wooster. HouseCam, T for later chappies
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Rewiring by Uh.yeah reviews
A short oneshot about... well, nothing. TenRose randomness as they prepare to spend a quieter evening...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
50 ways to annoy the Doctor by kitten765 reviews
The Doctor and Rose embark on a pranking war with each other. 10Rose eventually.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006
Into Spare Oom by Fritz Will Get You reviews
Poor Tumnus has a nightmare... Which leads him to 'Spare Oom' itself! What is a poor Faun to do? It is suggested that you read 'Bleak Bonds' before reading this, but you don't have to. On hiatus.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005
The Doctor Tap Dances by Uh.yeah reviews
For anyone who wants to spend a little time in Denial Land. TenRose 'miniadventure'. The Doctor investigates some disappearances on Earth
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Like Light and Cloud Shadow by Nudgy Turian reviews
Preview: V's life was forever changed the night he brought an unconscious Evey Hammond down to his home. Little had he realized that they would ultimately change each other's life... for the better.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,327 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Cellophane Flowers and Marshmallow Pies by Fanficworm reviews
Oneshot. The Tenth Doctor finds out rather awkwardly that Rose is a closet Beatles fan, and later on shows her that he's to thank for one of their songs. Slight 10Rose. Mainly fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Back to Endora by Lip Balm reviews
[What's Eating Gilbert Grape] Gilbert, Arnie and Becky go back to Endora for Arnie's 20th birthday. Now Finished.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/22/2003
Damn Fluff Bird by Lip Balm reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow, sauntering about in Port Royale with an empty stomach runs into a beauty. A chicken, looking delectable and ready to eat. It's just too bad that 'nother beauty is rather attatched to that damned fluffbird. [Updated 11.26.05]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,780 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 11/1/2003
Hanging On by Fiian reviews
Michael needs a little help to realize that there are some things worth hanging on to. MS.
Prison Break - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005
Reluctance by adrift reviews
“You think I want you? You think that’s why I’m here? I’m not your knight in shining armor. I’m not your prince, Cameron.” [Chapter 10 up] [HouseCam]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005
Saints and Saviors by EnchantedApril reviews
Cameron has quit, but she returns to the hospital under unfortunate circumstances and House is forced to confront his feelings for her along with dealing with Vogler, Cuddy and the rest of his staff at PPTH. EPILOGUE IS UP...COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,568 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Don't Touch Me by ellina HOPE reviews
BENNY AND JOON After the movie, not all is right in paradise... She's losing it, and he can't do a thing. Edited and Revised
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Welcome home, Sam by ellina HOPE reviews
BENNY AND JOON A happy little story of Joon and Sam's life about six years after the movie. They have a daughter now. Edited and Revised
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Complete
Less Than Perfect by Hermione Holmes reviews
This story is different from others, as it is a more in depth analysis of Holmes's character as a modern university student. PG for slight swearing. Enjoy! Chapter 5 is finally up! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
The Eternal Reciprocity of Tears by coolbyrne reviews
While three families fear the worst when their sons go missing, Carol and Tony face their own private fears.
Wire in the Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,497 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Dr. A. Hill/Tony, Carol J. - Complete
Revelations by Lady Aragorn reviews
COMPLETE - written in 2004 An AngelinaWood fic with Angelina POV Angelina is confused over whom she wants to be with and she is also confronted with her fair share of other problems. Set around the third book
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,453 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Oliver W., Angelina J. - Complete
Sands Who? by BadNew reviews
What happens when Chicle boy decides to mug Sands and leaves him to die?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,300 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
Obligation by Dawnie-7 reviews
What's Eating Gilbert Grape A look at Gibert Grape's thoughts at different moments throughout the movie.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
A Shelter in the Storm by JackFan2 reviews
Jack and Ana must weather bumpy seas in their new found relationship. Admissions of love don't come easy, but the heart won't be silenced it will always find a way to speak.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Don Juan DeMarco by Miss Sofie reviews
COMPLETE! When Christina meets the man with the mask she's so bedazzled by him that she soon becomes Doña Christina. A story of love and romance.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
Recovery by BendyStrawBunny reviews
Set right after the events of OUaTiM, Sands lays broken and lost but resists any help given to him.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004
Winter Mournings by Lip Balm reviews
What happens when winter arrives and all of that corn dies.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Doesn't Work Well With Others by The Lady Elizabeth reviews
Why Sands works alone. Rated for language. Very mild slash.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
The Agony of Defeat by The Muses reviews
Don Juan discovers the meaning of the word rejection. he also finds that he doesn't liek it very much. One shot Don Juan DeMarco
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Drive by Elisabeta reviews
slash SandsEl. El goes back for Sands.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2004
La Esperanza Ciega by Beringae reviews
Sands reflects on his savior as he begins a new life. Rated only for language. [ONE SHOT]
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Complete
Merry Me, Please by Dawnie-7 reviews
Sam knows he wants to ask Joon to merry him. The question is, how? One Shot
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
Joon Rose by SnuffyLives88 reviews
(Benny & Joon) One day, Sam decides to make something for Joon. Short and sweet, and chock full of darling Sam.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004
Never Before by thevampireluna reviews
After the invasion Sands and El find themselves in each others arms. MM
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2004
End Game by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. Three years after the events of the movie, El Mariachi meets the legendary blind gunfighter.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,601 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Moments of El Mariachi by Lip Balm reviews
Despite of the title, this is about both El and Sands. :D Enjoy. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Complete
Trapped by XFVixen reviews
WIP- Elizabeth feels trapped in the societal constraints thrust upon her... What's a girl to do?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2003
Que Quieres En La Vida by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. El Mariachi and Sands have survived drug cartels and CIA agents. Now they must confront an even more dangerous enemy -- themselves.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,274 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Complete
Thrice and Forever by Lip Balm reviews
[BENNY AND JOON] Sam finds three ways to say I love you, and an infinite number more through days. [ONE SHOT] [Brief]
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Complete
ABC Sam by Lip Balm reviews
[Benny and Joon] Joon decides that perhaps the time is right to teach Sam how to read and write a bit more. Sam, on the other hand, had other ideas to get across. [ONESHOT. No more chapters]
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
Relish In The Moment by x-mangle reviews
(Benny & Joon) Short, sappy little romance scene between Sam and Joon. R&R please.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/11/2003
After the Dust Has Cleared by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete! MAJOR SPOILERS for the film. What happens to Agent Sands and El Mariachi after the events of the film.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,155 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Stevie by Elf-Vulcan reviews
Benny & Joon fic Benny talks to Stevie about some of the problems and doubts he's having in caring for Joon. Very short.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2003
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Sherlock Holmes and the Black Orchid reviews
So far: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson continue to debate over Holmes' usage of drugs; lunch at marcini's with an old friend Dr John Greenwood who learns startling news... Dr Greenwood's wife is found dead. Was it an accident, or something more sinister?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Kiss Me Deadly reviews
The Doctor and Rose visit the roaring 1920s: a time of gangsters, private eyes, and doublecrossing femme fatales. The story will later head into film noir territory – with a dash of romance, intrigue and drama. Tenrose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
My Casanova reviews
[Doctor Who X Casanova] Rose requests to visit 18th century Venice to meet Casanova. But the doctor feels a little threatend. Who will she choose? [CasanovaRose, 10Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Two Of A Kind reviews
Set after the movie - Mort gets a housemate - a FEMALE housemate -look out for a romance very soon in the future - next chapter actually. Actually, romance is in full swing right about now.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
Surprised? reviews
Benny and Joon! It's set a few months after the film, and mostly centred on Sam, Ruthy and Joon sorry Benny fans ....who are we kidding? You are all SAM and Johnny Depp FANS! Thanks.
Benny and Joon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete