Dat Rayquaza Fangirl
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Joined 06-06-13, id: 4771032, Profile Updated: 08-20-16

Hi, I'm Dat Rayquaza Fangirl (yes, what a great username, well done 13-year-old-me, this is why i don't let you internet anymore) I'm 15 and I'm pretty much never on here. Nice to meet ya, woop-de-do. I probably swear too much. I like burning stuff. collecting weaponry, playing WoW (blame my dad), the flavor of fall (dude srsly it's a good cookie recipe), and that one smell from Bath and Bodyworks (read: nearly all of the smells). Spellcheck doesn't like me much and apparently neither do a bunch of the people who give me reviews. I'm never on and I also like to steal people's profile memes. Have a lovely day.


MEMORABLE QUOTES

"Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting." Peter Pan

"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into realities." Aster, ToS:DotNW

"Nice- HEY! HEY! NO, I WILL NOT BUY A PICKLE-FLAVORED CHAINSAW!" Miror B., The Adventure Of Adventureness

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it is who is going to stop me." Ayn Rand

"I hope the sun is shining tomorrow... That would be reason enough to smile." Valerie, Pokemon X and Y


Gary was here!

Ash is a loser!


You are a . . .

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like to be in charge.

You often wish you could zap someone with a lightning bolt.

You were voted class president.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to be president.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.

0/9 - 0%

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation spot is the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, and other water related sports/pastimes. (I like how 'swimming' isn't listed there)

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.(Does competitive swimming count? I'm fifteen, professionally doing anything is a bit of a stretch)

You hate seafood. (sushi and shrimp, my friend.)

You never get seasick.

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.

You're not much of a people person.

6/9 - 67%

CHILD OF HADES

You like staying in the dark and writing. (Why else would I be on this site?)

You experience bad moods on a daily basis. (More of a weekly thing)

You enjoy loud angry music.

You spend a majority of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (Only sometimes?)

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or wished that they could be).

You write a diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

5/10 - 50%

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You have a green thumb.

You're an environmentalist.

You have a special connection to animals.

You're a vegetarian.

You like hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product to see if it is environmentally friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat and must be dealt with.

3/9 - 33

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You're a very aggressive type of person.

You're competitive.

You like reading about war.

You have anger management issues.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don't always think before doing something.

1/8 - 13%

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (more like a ridiculous amount of memory taken up by trivia)

You visit the library on a regular basis.

Half your Christmas presents last year where books or gift cards to bookstores. (I wish. And then the other half could be video games!)

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. (Excuse me? Why would I want to read about something so depressing? Current events have enough of that themselves, thanks)

You're valedictorian of your class.

You've never gotten a grade below an 80 on your report card.

You get political jokes without having someone explain them to you.

You think it would be better if you were president.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

2/10 - 20%

CHILD OF APOLLO

You're very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all types of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least three musical instruments. (only if the recorder counts, honestly.)

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win first place in art contests.

You have straight A's in art on your report card. I don't take art)

Your school notebooks have more doodles than notes.

2/10 - 20%

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

You think Zoe Nightshade is awesome. (bringing the fandom into this, are we?)

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10 - 50%

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You're the best at Woodshop in your class. (don't take this class)

Metalworking is your forte. (haha no)

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the internet for pictures of robots.

You're a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren't afraid of fire. (Just 'cus I like it doesn't mean I'm not afraid of it. Example: fanfiction)

0/10 - 10% lol

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every girl/guy swoons over you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day. (every day is a bad hair day. Welcome to the life of curly hair)

Your favorite activity is clothes shopping.

You're always at the front of every trend.

You're the most popular girl/guy in school.

You're often invited to parties.

Your motto is "It's never a party without me."

You look in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10 - 10%

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You steal and hide things for fun.

You're a prankster.

You consider yourself restless.

You're the best speaker in your class. (hahahahaha no)

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You're inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You've never lost a debate. (I've never been in a debate in the first place.)

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10 - 20%

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You're the life of the party. (what party?)

You like wine. (15 years old)

You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (see above remark)

You have a happy cheerful disposition.

You're a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying new food.

You feel you've been abundant in life. (I feel like 'abundant' is the wrong word to use. That sentence makes no sense)

You think too much of anything is bad.

1/9 - 11%

Congrats. me, you're a child of Poseidon. In breaking news, water is wet.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

It's a telephone book, there are no lines.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

The air. In front of said air, a printer

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Big Brother out of the corner of my eye.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:38

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom, screaming at the football game.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, walking into my house after my dad dropped me off.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My computer screen

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes.

10. Did you dream last night?

I going to assume that yes, I did.

11. When did you last laugh?

Myself, when I typed 'Clothes'.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

This isn't a quiz. Also, it's kinda boring

15. What is the last film you saw?

Umm... Ender's Game?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A new 3DS, probably. My old one got the black screen of death.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm ace

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

That one thing. You know. That thing.

19. Do you like to dance?

No.

20. Obama.

What about him?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

I'm not having kids.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Read the last answer.

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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 204,062 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 7,081 - Updated: 1h - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Inseparable by UnderAnon reviews
The quintessential save-Azzy fic continues! Papyrus is a lawyer and Donald Trump is the President in this long-running epic.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 218,022 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9h - Published: 11/6/2015 - Asriel, Frisk, Asgore D., Toriel
Distinct Events by 1358456 reviews
A series of one shots based on Pokémon Special the manga. Each chapter features one main pairing, from Green & Blue, Gold & Crystal, Ruby & Sapphire, Diamond & Platinum, Black & White, Rakutsu & Faitsu, and X & Y. Red & Yellow is implied but not in primary focus.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,515 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Black, White]
The Shit Eren Does by fluffykitty12 reviews
Eren was covered in blood and chicken feathers, and Levi wondered for a second if the boy had gone insane. "You said to make sure there was chicken for dinner, Sir." Eren said. "I meant to tell the cooking squad." Levi ground out. Eren looked at him sheepishly. "We did it differently in Shingasha." Shorts/one-shots concerning the antics of one incredibly determined titan-shifter.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 83,276 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/11/2015
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,680 - Reviews: 8079 - Favs: 11,409 - Follows: 14,986 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 230,833 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,129 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 290,947 - Reviews: 4114 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 7,114 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will not be controlled. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 232,904 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 4,296 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Total Pokemon Redux! by Dark Amphithere reviews
Mew and Mewtwo return yet again for an all new season! Returning to the original Island that started it all, 32 Pokemon, new and old, compete once again for the chance to win a million dollars and endless Poffins. Who will win? Find out in Total Pokemon Redux! Rated M for language, occasional crude humor, and dark/scary moments.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 348,987 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Mewtwo, Mew
Hide and Seek by Candy-Vegetto reviews
Tired of watching Chara kill for sport, Sans creates an elaborate plan to evacuate the monsters with the most challenging game in Monster history: hide and seek.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 2/23 - Sans, Chara, Flowey
Mauveine by KaelinMoshroca reviews
With a little glitch, Frisk awakes as they fall rather than resetting amoung the flowers. This new turn of events leaves a very dead body at the bottom of a mountain. But with magic and determination, anything can happen.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,127 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 2/7 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Gaster
Goner by iamthewii reviews
An compilation of diary entries from Snowdin's headstrong Monster Kid. While starting innocently enough, the entries grow more strained when they find themselves redoing the same day, with no one else remembering...
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/12 - Monster Kid - Complete
Sound and Silence by Geekachu reviews
For Gold, fulfilling his dream of becoming the next great pokémon trainer isn't going to be easy. When a criminal organization thought to be dead rises from the ashes, he finds himself trapped in the chaos. That, along with a mysterious trainer who seems to appear everywhere he does, makes Gold think that being deaf may just be the least of his problems. (HG/SS adaptation)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,638 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone
it's snowing somewhere else by graveexcitement reviews
Two brothers have fallen into the Underground, and it'll take more than a healthy serving of determination for them to get out again. Luckily, a certain skeleton by the name of Frisk is around to lend a helping hand. (Roleswap/Species Swap!AU)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/18 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Chara
Dissonant Memories by pixeljam reviews
When the arrival of an ancient evil goddess causes the gods to start losing their memories, Pit knows that he has to find a way to restore balance. But the adventure won't be easy, even with help from his friends. Even so, he's willing to go all the way around the world if necessary to make sure that everyone is safe. Sequel to Grounded.
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,382 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Dark Pit, Pit, OC
Follow Me by SakuraMota reviews
After Soul lets slip she met Giovanni, Silver sets off, determined to find him, with Soul along for the ride. Can they survive the journey together, or will their tempers drive them apart? Can they get together by journeys end?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,001 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival
MERCY by NikoArtagnan reviews
They had chosen MERCY once and they had died for it. But they would keep choosing MERCY until they were free. (A little story about Frisk, the power of choice, and the hope of mercy)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Frisk, Sans, Chara - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 4,838 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Cliché Catastrophes by Geekachu reviews
In which I take overused plots, characters, etc. . . . and make them even worse.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 11/26/2012
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14587 - Favs: 20,260 - Follows: 19,884 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Special Lives by 1358456 reviews
A story based on Pokémon Special the manga. It's a time of peace with no evil threatening the world for once. But it seems that the Dex Holders can never enjoy the peace for long, as they have their personal conflicts to tackle. CANCELLED
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,670 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Diamond, Platinum B.] - Complete
Special Adventures 2 by bluey-bear reviews
Ancient Pokémon created the world, but now they're trying to demolish it. Just when the Dex Holders thought that the war was already over, a new one begins... Sequel to 1358456's Special Adventures.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,452 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014
Dark Pit's story by Link100200 reviews
All Dark Pit wanted to do was be free. But that goddess and angel got in his way. What happened during on Dark Pit's side of the story? Follow him on his quest to gain true freedom.
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,006 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Dark Pit, Pit - Complete
Doom: The Kanto Saga by Sir Chris reviews
This is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of evil laughter. Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 199 - Words: 118,493 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 3/6/2011
If I Lost on Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
Forsaken by Crystal, Elm bribes Lyra to the call. Risky, seeing Lyra hasn't been ENTIRELY in her right mind since a mishap 3 years ago. Tenaciously, she attracts trouble wherever she goes. Consequently, as her cruel rival Silver soon discovers, she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack Soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover by EarlGengar @ Deviantart
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,926 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival]
Shades of Feathers by 23blenders reviews
Dark Pit leaves everyone after the war. Too proud to ask the gods for help, and too ashamed of his past actions to ask his twin, he avoids all contact. Pit believes that he has a responsibility towards Dark Pit, and is determined to help him find a place in the world. As they come to know each other better, each finds in the other his greatest ally and a brother.HIATUS DEAD LAPTOP
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,578 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Dark Pit, Pit
Special Randomness by 1358456 reviews
A story based on Pokémon Special, the manga. A compilation of random events, some of which have the 15 Dex Holders playing and participating in random, pointless, yet hilarious games and events, which leads to random yet funny penalties for losing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,671 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 4,920 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Reshiramgirl88 reviews
116 years ago Arceus risked his life trying to protect Reshiram and Zekrom from the wrath of Kyurem. Now, hidden in plain sight, Reshiram and Zekrom must go on a journey to defeat Team Plasma. Not to mention try to regain all their memories. But what will the mysterious N do when he finds out who these two trainers really are?(Requested by S, READ WRITE Review! Title may change)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 6/12/2013
Dark Angel by metaniterocks reviews
A story about Dark Pit after Hades' defeat. Begins with the first matter of business: getting his wings back.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Light Wings Dark Wings by Firehedgehog reviews
small one-shots, ficcies and mini ficcies on the kid icarus uprising universe, suggestions welcome
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Dark Pit, Pit, Palutena
Faithless Ideals (Undergoing Revision) by Novae Luna reviews
He would kill her. She was too weak to be the Hero of Ideals. He didn't want her to withstand that pressure, so he would free her. Hilbert would kill her to set her free. And she would kill him. Or at least, that's how he dreams it'll go. *Undergoing revision; temporary pause in story plot, although chapters are being rewritten. Current Rewritten chapter: [Chapter 5]*
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,698 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Hilda/Touko, Hilbert/Touya]
Rolling Girl by Novae Luna reviews
"I like you. And I know you don't like me back. I know you like Lyra, and have for the longest time. But please date me. Just as a little favor, will you? Ahahaha. It doesn't have to mean anything. (Laugh). I would be a fool to think you would ever like me." -This is how this story starts, with a one fingered salute to being alive, and an unnatural yearning to be anything but.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Kris, Silver/Rival] Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Lyra/Kotone
Road Trip by Shadsie reviews
The tires on the bus screamed as it launched off the rise and landed hard upon the broken asphalt. Its occupants had their weapons drawn. Bombs and blasts were hurled out the back as the angels on the roof let off a steady fire. Mario kept his foot on the fuel as the hordes of infected swarmed all around them. The dog bayed for the fallen. A Smash Zombie Apocalypse fic.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,428 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Complete
Total Pokemon World Tour by Dark Amphithere reviews
Mew and Mewtwo are back, and they're hosting a brand new season! Which contestant will win? Who will become friends? Who will become enemies? Find out in TOTAL POKEMON WORLD TOUR! Disclaimer: I don't own anything except OC personalities and the story.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,432 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Time's Design by Meta-Akira reviews
A serious problem arises in the near future. When Celebi is sent back to warn someone, Silver happens to be the one to intercept the desperate call. Now it's up to him to stop what he was forewarned before it's too late. SilverxLyra, Rated just in case.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,013 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone
Snow Warning by Neonz reviews
Frost Cavern was aptly named, and few pokemon, let alone people, would ever dare to venture near it in the midst of a blizzard. Exceptions were only made when the weather decided to take its victims by surprise. Serena was one such victim. /Kalosshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Calem/Calme, Serena - Complete
The Extended Unova Pokemon Guide by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
This Guide will give you the very best advice and information on how to raise, train, bond and take care of your very own Unova-native pokemon! Learn everything you can about your little (or big) friends! Written by the highly accomplished and quirky Pokemon Professor Fuhri. Note: The author is not held accountable for any murders or injuries inflicted by Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 138 - Words: 365,065 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zoroark, Victini, Genesect, Cobalion
Pokemon Oh God What Is Happening Hug Me I'm Scared Version by I'll Expecto Your Patronads reviews
May moves to Hoenn to start on her magnificent and wondrous pokemon journey. But plot twist, Hoenn is on crack. Parody based on the R/S/E games. Please read and review, and in doing so, boost the author's ego and help the suffering economy of the Gulf of Mexico. You will also be metaphorically delivered scented candles and garden gnomes for participation.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - May/Haruka
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
ClicheStorm 2 by Ysavvryl reviews
She's an energetic girl with an obsession about Water Pokemon. He's a mysterious boy who thinks he's in a video game. They fight crime! And try to convince everyone that they're not dating. White 2/Black 2 retelling.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 232,647 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Rosa/Mei, Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
Chinese Finger Trap by aqua-dragon28 reviews
Sick of Ruby and Sapphire's arguing, Blue finds a way to bind them in a way that will hopefully, shut them up. Shippings: Frantic,Special,Oldrival,and Mangaquest.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,859 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ruby, Sapphire B. - Complete
Slice of Heaven by Ysavvryl reviews
It is said that when good people die, they go to Heaven. But what happens to good animals after they die? And what happens if a human ends up at the wrong afterlife crossing?
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,558 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rover
Unity by harukkari reviews
They are complete opposites, but without each other, nothing would ever be the same again. - Black/White.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko - Complete
Pandora by SomewhereinNevada614 reviews
After being defeated by the young pokemon trainer Ethan; Red decides to end his life by jumping off of the cliff, thinking that he has nothing left to live for. But he somehow found himself back in Pallet Town, and who is this girl living in his own home? Why can't people see him? (BurningLeafshipping / Luckyshipping)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,303 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Armageddon by Undercover Duck reviews
Not a common name for a pokémon, but then again, Ethan was no ordinary Trainer.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Across the Sun by Liz Hollow reviews
After May's sudden disappearance, Steven Stone discovers a letter left behind by the lost champion. Filled with instructions and hints to locate the other letters she left throughout the regions, Steven finds himself on an impossible and heartbreaking journey searching for her. And the more letters he finds, the more he fears what lies at the end.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] Lyra/Kotone, Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
Oops by mehx2 reviews
Pokespe: It's Gold and Crystal's wedding day, but Gold is no where to be found! The Dexholders rip the place apart trying to find him, which, of course, can only lead to disaster and hilarity. Special, Oldrival, Mangaquest, Frantic, and Soulsilver! This might be the funniest story you've ever read! Uh, hopefully. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Red, Yellow - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
ClicheStorm by Ysavvryl reviews
What if your starting Pokemon was a man-eating legendary dragon? B/W fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 334,624 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Kyurem - Complete
A Miscellaneous Tale of Night and Day by Starran reviews
And so it happened. Four girls trapped in a stupid talent school in the middle of nowhere, but really, it wasn't THAT bad. Then things got weird. Special/OldRival/MangaQuest/Frantic/AU Dashes of Agency/Commoner/SoulSilver
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 206,511 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15409 - Favs: 8,733 - Follows: 7,674 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Dimensional Rift by Hikaru Irving reviews
Upon trying to open the way to the Ginnungagap via the Otherworldly Gate, something goes wrong, and Emil is flung backward in time by two years, to the era where the worlds were still split, and Aster is alive.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,575 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Aster, Emil C.
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete