Dat Rayquaza Fangirl
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Joined 06-06-13, id: 4771032, Profile Updated: 09-27-16

Hi, I'm Dat Rayquaza Fangirl (yes, what a great username, well done 13-year-old-me, this is why i don't let you internet anymore) I'm 15 and I'm pretty much never on here. Nice to meet ya, woop-de-do. I probably swear too much. I like burning stuff. collecting weaponry, playing WoW (blame my dad), the flavor of fall (dude srsly it's a good cookie recipe), and that one smell from Bath and Bodyworks (read: nearly all of the smells). Spellcheck doesn't like me much and apparently neither do a bunch of the people who give me reviews. I'm never on and I also like to steal people's profile memes. Have a lovely day.


MEMORABLE QUOTES

"Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting." Peter Pan

"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into realities." Aster, ToS:DotNW

"Nice- HEY! HEY! NO, I WILL NOT BUY A PICKLE-FLAVORED CHAINSAW!" Miror B., The Adventure Of Adventureness

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it is who is going to stop me." Ayn Rand

"I hope the sun is shining tomorrow... That would be reason enough to smile." Valerie, Pokemon X and Y


Gary was here!

Ash is a loser!


You are a . . .

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like to be in charge.

You often wish you could zap someone with a lightning bolt.

You were voted class president.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to be president.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.

0/9 - 0%

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation spot is the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, and other water related sports/pastimes. (I like how 'swimming' isn't listed there)

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.(Does competitive swimming count? I'm fifteen, professionally doing anything is a bit of a stretch)

You hate seafood. (sushi and shrimp, my friend.)

You never get seasick.

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.

You're not much of a people person.

6/9 - 67%

CHILD OF HADES

You like staying in the dark and writing. (Why else would I be on this site?)

You experience bad moods on a daily basis. (More of a weekly thing)

You enjoy loud angry music.

You spend a majority of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (Only sometimes?)

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or wished that they could be).

You write a diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

5/10 - 50%

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You have a green thumb.

You're an environmentalist.

You have a special connection to animals.

You're a vegetarian.

You like hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product to see if it is environmentally friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat and must be dealt with.

3/9 - 33

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You're a very aggressive type of person.

You're competitive.

You like reading about war.

You have anger management issues.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don't always think before doing something.

1/8 - 13%

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (more like a ridiculous amount of memory taken up by trivia)

You visit the library on a regular basis.

Half your Christmas presents last year where books or gift cards to bookstores. (I wish. And then the other half could be video games!)

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. (Excuse me? Why would I want to read about something so depressing? Current events have enough of that themselves, thanks)

You're valedictorian of your class.

You've never gotten a grade below an 80 on your report card.

You get political jokes without having someone explain them to you.

You think it would be better if you were president.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

2/10 - 20%

CHILD OF APOLLO

You're very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all types of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least three musical instruments. (only if the recorder counts, honestly.)

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win first place in art contests.

You have straight A's in art on your report card. I don't take art)

Your school notebooks have more doodles than notes.

2/10 - 20%

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

You think Zoe Nightshade is awesome. (bringing the fandom into this, are we?)

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10 - 50%

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You're the best at Woodshop in your class. (don't take this class)

Metalworking is your forte. (haha no)

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the internet for pictures of robots.

You're a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren't afraid of fire. (Just 'cus I like it doesn't mean I'm not afraid of it. Example: fanfiction)

0/10 - 0% lol

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every girl/guy swoons over you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day. (every day is a bad hair day. Welcome to the life of curly hair)

Your favorite activity is clothes shopping.

You're always at the front of every trend.

You're the most popular girl/guy in school.

You're often invited to parties.

Your motto is "It's never a party without me."

You look in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10 - 10%

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You steal and hide things for fun.

You're a prankster.

You consider yourself restless.

You're the best speaker in your class. (hahahahaha no)

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You're inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You've never lost a debate. (I've never been in a debate in the first place.)

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10 - 20%

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You're the life of the party. (what party?)

You like wine. (15 years old)

You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (see above remark)

You have a happy cheerful disposition.

You're a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying new food.

You feel you've been abundant in life. (I feel like 'abundant' is the wrong word to use. That sentence makes no sense)

You think too much of anything is bad.

1/9 - 11%

Congrats. me, you're a child of Poseidon. In breaking news, water is wet.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

It's a telephone book, there are no lines.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

The air. In front of said air, a printer

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Big Brother out of the corner of my eye.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:38

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom, screaming at the football game.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, walking into my house after my dad dropped me off.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My computer screen

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes.

10. Did you dream last night?

I'm going to assume that yes, I did.

11. When did you last laugh?

Myself, when I typed 'Clothes'.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

This isn't a quiz. Also, it's kinda boring

15. What is the last film you saw?

Umm... Ender's Game?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A new 3DS, probably. My old one got the black screen of death.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm ace

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

That one thing. You know. That thing.

19. Do you like to dance?

No.

20. Obama.

What about him?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

I'm not having kids.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Read the last answer.

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