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Joined 06-06-13, id: 4771360, Profile Updated: 07-06-13
Author has written 9 stories for Homestuck, Doctor Who, Amulet, and Undertale.

Hello, all. I am Blargwhatsittoya.

I adore all things Homestuck, Invader Zim, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Halo, Rukri: Blood Brothers (lol my own book) and a lot more Im too lazy or too busy to write down.

For all those who wonder, "Hey! Why is her grammer and spelling so darn horrible?" I have one thing to say. I. Am on. A phone. I do not currently have a computer to use so what evs guys, deal with it.

If you guys PM me and request stories Im more then greatful to write them for you. :)

So yeah, basicly all you need to know about me.


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Home Sweet Home reviews
Human AU where Sans and Papyrus are two poor kids living in the dirty part of New York. Their father, Mr. Gaster, gets into a huge heap of trouble when he borrows money from a mysterious man. Read as their story slowly sends the two boys into a whirl wind of trouble and mystery. Will they ever have a good home? Find out! TW: abuse, child abuse, threatening sexual abuse.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Papyrus, Sans, Flowey
Learn Your Lesson reviews
Cronus has anger issues, obviously, but after having a breakdown and attacking Mituna, he hadn't thought that this was in store for him. TRIGGER WARNING: Noncon, physical abuse, suicidal thoughts.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Kankri V., Kurloz M., Cronus A.
Broken Heart, Beating Drums reviews
The doctor gets a distress signal from a frozen planet. But what happens when he finds someone he thought he would never have to see again in his life? THIS IS SOOOOO SAAAD TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions mental torture, violence and possible sexual torture.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 6/18/2013 - The Master, 11th Doctor
It'll Be Over Soon reviews
Kankri is kidnapped and raped after a fight with his brother, Karkat. His family searches endlessly for their lost son/brother, but when they find him, if they find him, will he be too far gone? Find out what happens next! This is rated T! Do not look if you are young child! Contains rape and abuse. Please Rate&Review!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Karkat V., Kankri V.] [The Signless/The Sufferer, The Disciple]
Sick reviews
Trellis gets sick and Emily has to feed him since he doesn't like Emily's mother currently and his brother is an annoying old man who messes with his hair too much. XD a really fast story I wrote today, please dont be mean. R&R thank you!
Amulet - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Complete
Discovery reviews
John takes a morning walk and finds a little boy rummaging through the street for food. John feels propelled to take care of him. Child!Karkat and Adult!John. No slash, just a cute fluffy story. R&R Please!
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
For Sollux's Sake reviews
Sollux can remember his brothers accident like it was yesterday. The car and the blood...but they told him it wasn't his fault. Even Mituna told him it was'nt...but this time it was all his fault. This time it was because of him his brother was bleeding. Human!stuck. Please tell me what you think! I wrote this dog that died on July 17th, 2007 to 2013.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sollux C., Mituna C. - Complete
Sollux, get up reviews
Karkat goes to Sollux's hive and finds him filthy, sick and playing Minecraft. What does it take to get the other troll out of his seat? *squints eyes* Not sure if Solkar or friendship...but ITS CUTE YAY. UPDATE: Its Sol/kar and completed cause I dont know where else to go with it TTATT
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Vantas Sickness reviews
Kankri visits Karkat, but what happens when he finds him sick and in need of help? Will Kankri go into full big brother mode? R&R No slash just brotherly lovin -w-
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete