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Joined 06-06-13, id: 4772163, Profile Updated: 04-30-17
Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Elemental Gelade, Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく, Ga-Rei/喰霊, Pandora's Tower, No. 6, and Welcome to Night Vale.

Quzzup, peoples! I am canagg!! ...#BestIntroEvah

Apart from being a fanfiction writer, I also write my own stories, but I rarely publish those anywhere...
But also apart from being a writer in general, I am also a hobbyist artist with aspiring hopes to create my own manga/webcomics in the future. oOo Here're my links to my other profiles for art and maybe even some of my other writings in general:

DeviantArt:
Tumblr:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/canaggable

I hope to see you guys there!!

Aaand that being said, here's some epic quote I just adore:

"It's impossible to discourage the real writers: They don't give a damn what you say, they're gonna write." -Sinclair Louis

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." -Ernest Hemmingway

"I write because I don't know what I think until I read what I say." -Flannery O'Connor

"I write for the same reason I breathe--because if I didn't, I would die." -Isaac Asimov

"You can make anything by writing." -C.S. Lewis

"A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people." -Thomas Mann

"Writing is a calling, not a choice." -Isabel Allende

"If you don't think there is magic in writing, you probably won't write anything magical." -Terry Brooks

"Either write something worth reading or something worth writing." -Benjamin Franklin

"Every writer I know has trouble writing." -Joseph Heller

"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." -William Wordsworth

"You write so beautifully. The inside of your mind must be a terrible place." -Anonymous

"If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad." -Lord Byron

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The Taming of the Shrew by Shadowcatxx reviews
AU. Lovino Vargas is the heir of a rich Italian, whose shrewish nature can't be tamed. Enter the fortune-hunter, Antonio Fernàndez Carriedo. When a scheming group of courtiers—keen to wed Feliciano Vargas—convince the Spaniard to marry Lovino to take him off the market, Antonio accepts the offer, which soon becomes a rough-and-tumble farce the wily Spaniard is determined to win.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/22 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Language Barrier by TheFreakZone reviews
Even though he doesn't understand him, Antonio loves talking to Lovino in Spanish. Lovino doesn't say it, but he loves it too. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Antonio Pretends He Didn't Break a Rib by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ SpaMano oneshots ]] Antonio regretted his life choices as he slammed into the ground. "And that, children, is how not to keep your guard up. What do you think, white-belt? Should we try again?" Every fiber in Antonio's body screamed no. However, that smirk Lovino had on his face spread to Antonio's own. The white-belt stood, knees popping, and shook out his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,859 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Like a Virgin by The Cilantro Family reviews
Antonio's never had sex before. Lovino walks him through it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2016 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
What We'd Do Without Gravity by Mushrooms Of Gold reviews
While lost in a hospital Antonio comes across young terminally ill patient, Lovino Vargas. With Lovino left only six months to live it's an awful time a romance to blossom between the ill fated pair, but with a bucket list to race through as the clock ticks down, the two find that love is very hard to avoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,297 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Soul Stealers by MakaEaterAlbarnEvans reviews
Maka has an abusive father who is constantly with some other women. One day, her entire life gets flipped around when she sneaks out to go to a concert for the infamous band: Soul Stealers. She becomes great friends with them all, but what happens when the abuse go a step farther. Rating may change in later chapters. Rated T for language. My first fan fic, so be gentle.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,496 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Fortune's Favour by Shadowcatxx reviews
AU. The Caribbean 1735. Captain Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy captured a French pirate and then rescued two orphaned boys—quite by accident. It was supposed to be simple: take them back to England. It was supposed to be fast: just six weeks together on a ship. It was NOT supposed to make him re-evaluate his whole life. (FACE Family ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/4/2015 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Yummy Gelato by supremegreendragon reviews
Italy tries to get Germany to try something new. But the German nation refuses, so Italy will just have to try harder. And how dare Germany calls it ice cream? Slight GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Germany, N. Italy
Maybe It's Time to Come Home by RaitoFlavoredWaffles reviews
Ludwig is sent to live with his 'insane' brother because his parents don't trust him. His new neighbors might just be crazier. And what's up with that Italian kid next door who wears dresses? Is he the only sane one here? -Gerita!-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,072 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/25/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Blame it All in the Drink by yukiero reviews
Never make her drunk. He is torn between what to believe. Okay, it went back to T but I still hope you will read it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
365 Days by Cinna-Yuki reviews
(On Hiatus,sorry.)Diagnosed with Leukemia, Feliciano Vargas, a student at Hetalia High, is told he had only months to live.Even then, he smiles, so that everyone doesn't worry about ough, he doesn't feel that way,and is starting to lose hope. Enter Ludwig Beilschmidt, a new transfer student. When their paths cross,and bonds grow, how will they cope with his inevitable demise?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [N. Italy, Germany] S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Miyamae Kanako's Plots to Kill Shidou Mariya by moodyaura reviews
New chapter out. I have had it! Six months of living with that temperamental, crossdressing, perverted transvestite and I am ready to give him a taste of his own medicine. That is, unless he finds out about this notebook first...Crap. MariyaxKanako
Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,223 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kanako M., Mariya S.
Hamlet True Story by UneAline reviews
I'm the only one who lived. I survive while everybody else died, and now, my mission is to tell the true story of Hamlet. I'm Horatio.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
Call it Love? by cagedwriter32 reviews
Lovino Vargas does NOT fall in love you hear? No way No how! Not him! But after fleeing his home country into Spain, living on the streets and dancing for money, he knew love was impossible. that is until he met Mr. Tall-Dark-And-Extremely-handsome. [Spamano, Fruk, Prucan, AmeriPan. mainly Spamano]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,540 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
The absence of love by Harukicchi reviews
Rated T for language. Hungary finds Prussia lying on the ground. With a voice barely audible, he choked. "Lizzy." She decided to nurse him back to health, but his wounds weren't healing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
Who's the Hamlet? by YourGreatestDream reviews
NezumiXShion (yaoi) - Shion reads from the popular Shakespeare literature, and asks Nezumi questions about the novel. However, his mind gradually changes from Shakespeare's Hamlet to something else... Warning: Rated M not just for language.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
An Interesting Discovery by Selacha reviews
While spending some time together during a rainy evening with Holly, Artemis discovers something interesting about fairy anatomy. Oneshot. Shameless A/H fluffy fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Even Geniuses Get Sick Sometimes by Selacha reviews
Artemis is sick in bed with the flu. Holly is there to watch over him. But what is this- Is Holly sick too? And would someone as remarkable as Artemis really fall victim to something as simple as the flu? No, no he wouldn't. AFxHS Fluffy Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Communication of Souls by jaclynkaileigh reviews
After three years Ed finally comes back to share his life with Winry, but is Winry still willing to give 85% of her life to Ed?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,699 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., Mei Chang - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Iniquity by eggstraordinary reviews
Andy knew he shouldn't be doing this. It was dirty, something he shouldn't want, but it was something he did want all the same...
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Andy D., Sid P. - Complete
Arty Plays Truth or Dare by iloveashandquinn reviews
Artemis, Holly, Mulch, Butler, Foaly and Juliet are bored so Holly suggests a game of Truth or Dare maybe some A/H later.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010
ECCE! THE MUSICAL! by GreenRocketChu reviews
Join the Cornelius Family, Davus, and Parvina in their toe-tapping journey through a corrupted Rome. (Based on the Ecce Romani Textbooks.)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2004
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Good Morning reviews
Cecil loves to watch Carlos sleep. He loves to watch the glowing lights dance over Carlos's skin. He loves to caress Carlos's perfect hair. He loves to be awake to watch Carlos wake up. He loves saying "good morning" to Carlos. He loves being with Carlos. Short, fluffy Cecilos one-shot where Carlos wakes up on a beautiful morning to see Cecil watching him in his sleep.
Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5 - Complete
Twelve Days of No 6 reviews
Christmas is here at last... No. 6 style! As the days get shorter and colder and heat is harder to come by, Shion forgets about Christmas, but Nezumi doesn't...? A sweet, Christmas-themed story. Rated T cuz I'm paranoid(aren't we all?)! Nezushi shipped here 100%! Don't like yaoi, don't read yaoi, don't yell at me for writing yaoi! LET'S ALL BE HAPPY READING WHAT WE LIKE! :D
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,243 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Nezumi/Rat, Shion] - Complete
The Devil's Truth reviews
Mariya has a secret which only Kanako and Matsurika knows. But what if there was another secret, one that no one, not even Matsurika, knew? Based after Maria Holic Alive, more or less, or somewhere in the midst of the manga, I suppose. Rated T just in case, and am currently hoping that the genre 'Humor' is not incorrect.
Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,450 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Kanako M., Mariya S.]
Past After the End reviews
Edward returns to Winry 6 months after he left her(in an extremely awkward/sweet way, might I add)and all sorts of fun, weird, ROMANTIC stuff happens! WHEEEE! Post Brotherhood. Rated T just in case. NEARLY COMPLETE! SO CLOSE! SO VERY VERY CLOSE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,384 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Edward E., Winry R.] Alphonse E., Pinako R.
Loneliness reviews
Elena is left alone in the Observatory when Aeron leaves to go fight in the Towers... but what if she's tired of being alone? Set somewhere in the middle of the game. Rated T just in case. One-Shot. Meant to be fluffy, but somehow turned kinda sad...
Pandora's Tower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Aeron, Elena] - Complete
Sold reviews
Ren is sold as a slave after her parents are killed. You don't need to have watched the show to be able to understand this. It's not connected at all except for the characters. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Genre may change as well as I'm totally awful at choosing genres. RenxCoud... ENJOY IT PPLZ!
Elemental Gelade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013
Kagura's Dream reviews
Kagura falls asleep after training, and dreams about Yomi. Kensuke is there when she wakes up, and she wants to thank him...? Set in the Juugondō arc when the Agency has to hide out in the cabin. Rated T so people can't yell at me for inappropriate rating. My first one-shot! *-*
Ga-Rei/喰霊 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Kagura T., Kensuke N.] - Complete