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Joined 10-27-03, id: 477245
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.
Do not be afraid. I am partially sane. And I tend to have too much time on my hands, so there we go.

My stories are mainly Parody/Humor one-shots. There are currently three exceptions, I believe:

Harry Potter's Speaking Disability: This was my first story. And, amazingly enough, it evolved from a very random one-shot into an even more random two-chapter thing! Huzzah!

Crocodile Tears: My first attempt at something that was both nonhumourous and more than two chapters. And consequentally a rather cheesy and strange story, in my humble opinion. I don't like my non-parody writing too much.

Our Diary: An ongoing fic that is also non-parody. I actually think it has a small chance of turning out to be semi-decent, but I am sure I shall soon spoil that. And ay! it is going to be disturbingly long, I suspect.

Incidentally-- please, if you read one of my stories, leave a review! I appreciate such things. I write for you, you know. Even if all you have to say is... "My pet dog is called Ginger Boo!" or "I read your story but I forgot what it was about" ... please, say it! Really!
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Nothing to Say by Socra reviews
Ginny hates school. Literal hate. Tom never gave her a chance to like it. She wants someone to pay attention to her, yet the person who does only seeks to control her as Tom did. DG, HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,467 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Confusing Romance of Draco and Ron by Semi-Automatic Grandmas reviews
The title is irrelevant. Draco and Ron are sent to a Muggle school after a duel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 4/24/2005 - OC, Draco M.
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Harry PottedPlant: The Hallway of the Undisclosed by Bandit X reviews
Harry Potted-Plant and Dracula Malfoy hath return-ed! crazed laughter If you havn't read the first two stories, you'll be lost in this one. R&R, kind followers of my madness! Phoenix Archangel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
A Noble HP Fanfic Mockery Indeed by FuriousYak reviews
A horrid mix of the sad, mad, and bad fanfics I have read, dabbed with what I hope is humor, and possibly sarcasm. Read and reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003
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Our Diary reviews
It is Ginny's first year at Hogwarts, and, amazingly, she discovers an old diary in amongst her school stuff. We all know how that ends. But how did Ginny's interaction with the diary actually turn dark? Chapter 4 UP. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Adventures of AngstBucket Harry reviews
Harry is a very angry, angst-filled person. VERY angry. In the latest volume, he goes to the grocery store. Angst ensues. Incidentally-- this is a parody. Reviews much appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Crocodile Tears reviews
An odd tale of betrayal and perhaps love. What is Hermione's motive in this slightly new behavior of hers? R&R, please. :COMPLETED:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Animagi reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione decide to become Animagi. Bwahaha. This is a parody, incidentally, and I'm also very bad at writing summaries... Read and Review, if you please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry Potter's Speaking Disability reviews
A strange weird tale of things which I'm not quite sure of... Chapter 2 finally up! Please R&R (and... this is a PARODY).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Great Time reviews
In the bottom of the lake, a walrus awakes, and, in a twist as confusing as any in book, goes to meet Harry Potter, causing something MYSTERIOUS to happen. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P.
The Perils of Personals reviews
Through the Daily Prophets personals, Ginny Weasley gains a mysterious lover... although nobody's really sure what's going on where and when. This is a parody... enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Ginny W.
Mystic Spider reviews
Sibyl Trelawney has a great secret - and Hagrid is about to find out about it. Briefly. In this shocking story, all is revealed. Sort of. Er... [parody, incidentally.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Rubeus H.
His Long Blonde Hair reviews
The story of how Draco Malfoy and Fleur Delacour became friends. One word: hair. This is a parody, by the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Fleur D., Draco M.
Minerva's Game reviews
A parody (so it's a SPOOF, okay?), of all those Severus Snape Minerva McGonagall romances out there... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.