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Author has written 61 stories for Disney, Calvin & Hobbes, Family Guy, Phineas and Ferb, Futurama, Looney Tunes, Transformers, Elder Scroll series, Hobbit, Mario, Halo, Guardians of the Galaxy, Mass Effect, Downton Abbey, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Sam & Max, Scooby Doo, Fallout, Kung Fu Panda, and NCIS.

The overall canon does not matter to me.

Sticking purely to canon implies no originality and imposes unnecessary restrictions. Of course, extreme deviations being the exceptions to this, for there are limits to how far one can go before it is not longer considered fan fiction, entering the boundaries of original work, the canon, of any genre or category, is boring to some degree. That's why we write these things in the first place. Some part of us wishes things were different, so instead of waiting for the writers to do it, we take matter into our own hands; shaping things that we love in our own personal image, essentially creating our own canons. Everyone's personal canon is their own and as such, should be respected; not necessarily accepted, which are two completely different things.


I'm a cartoon guy, but that doesn't mean I don't like other things. The canons I write therefore, tend to be somewhat varied; however, all of them have a very specific tone and goal in mind. My stories are usually darker than most, tackling mature themes and dealing with somewhat realistic scenarios in the hopes of bringing humanistic qualities to non-human characters. The reason for this is out of the principle belief that comes through in all of my work, both fan fiction and original, that cartoons, and animation in general, but specifically American animation, can be so much more than it currently is. That being said, even though my stories are dark in tone I am not completely without feeling as my comedies, especially the earlier works "Welcome to Disney World" and "Learn to Fly: The Story of Jose Carioca, His Friends, and a Naturalist" both of which are in the Disney fandom, showcase some of my comedic side. Granted, neither of these stories reflect my current writing ability, but they are still prime examples. More recent examples are "On Top of the World", a redux of WDW; and "Standing at the Edge of the World" for a dark comedy.

I am going to be blunt here, I don't like a lot of romances. The reason for this is because all romances tend to follow the same story structure and pattern and I find that to be incredibly boring. I am not going against these types of stories, for there are some people who like them, but they not something that you will ever catch me writing. The exception to the rule however are tragic romances. To be clear, in my case these type of stories don't focus on the romance in its entirety, the romance often serving as a small piece of a much larger, and frankly more interesting plot. Tragic romances are chiefly character driven, just like regular romances, but because they are tragic in nature the reader needs time to build a strong relationship with the characters involved, which is the reason why the romantic aspects are often downplayed in many cases. See "Stockholm Syndrome"; "No Vacancy"; and "Welcome to Disney World" for good examples of this.

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The Difference Maker by King Reepicheep reviews
An American Lt. experiences mental and spiritual trauma as he is blamed for the death of his best friend. As he navigates through the streets of London, he befriends an Oxford professor who assists him through the trials and tribulations of his very soul. Cast: C.S Lewis, Warren "Warnie" Lewis, Joy Davidman, J.R.R Tolkien, various Narnia characters, OC. Inspired by true stories.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/4/2015
Romans 5:3-5 by King Reepicheep
Freewirtten poem. Inspired by Romans 5:3-5.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2015 - Reepicheep - Complete
There's a Reason That We Live So Far From Hollywood by King Reepicheep reviews
The story of Walt E. Disney's life and career with the additional aspect of his characters actually existing as they are created. As the years go on, Walt's characters, voice actors, and other staff, feel the affects of the world, the changing technology, and the transformation of one man's dream to create the happiest place on earth. Inspired by true events.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2015
Sleep Safe Till Tomorrow by King Reepicheep reviews
"The Archer is wake! The Swan is flying! Gold against blue an Arrow is lying. There is hunting in heaven, sleep safe till tomorrow." - William Carlos Williams (1883-1963) A piece on characterization focusing on Reepicheep and Lucy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Lucy Pevensie, Reepicheep - Complete
Brother by King Reepicheep reviews
"Brotherhood means laying down your life for somebody, really willing to sacrifice yourself for somebody else." –Tim Hetherington. A story about Reepicheep and Trufflehunter's friendship during VDT.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Caspian X, Reepicheep, Trufflehunter, OC
Donald's Lost Memories by MoonLightView reviews
Scared out of his wits that his friends would leave him, Donald Duck tries to control his temper. But everyone knows nothing goes according to plan for Donald. Can his friends Jose and Panchito help him? First Disney Three Caballeros. Be gentle!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,183 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Complete
Origin by King Reepicheep reviews
Ever wondered how Mickey or Donald got their voice? It's all about the bond between them and their voice actors. This is the story of Panchito Pistoles and his original voice actor Joaquin Garay who is debating on wether to do Panchito's voice or not because of a shady contract. If Garay declines, then Panchito will be mute forever, and 'be dealt with'.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013
3 Good Friends by King Reepicheep reviews
Can we agree for a moment that as much as we love the rooster he is an idiot. This is a story on how stupid Panchito can be sometimes. In an effort on how he is trying to save a relationship, keep his friends, and do everything else...completely wrong. A spin-off mini series to the "Panchito" series. Theme Song: "Fader" by The Temper Trap.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014
Cheshire by King Reepicheep reviews
"If I were sane, then I wouldn't be smiling." Cheshire's hero's journey/self discovery story. Cheshire is instructed to find (and ultimately save) a man by the name of Mr. Bishop. Along the way, he finds some truth about himself and realizes what limits he would go for his family. Dedicated to Robin Williams.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Alice K., White Rabbit/Nivens McTwisp, Cheshire Cat/Chessur, OC - Complete
The Place Beyond the Western Border by King Reepicheep reviews
"Have you ever looked up at the stars and dreamed of what's beyond?" Panchito asked. "Yes in fact, I have." Donald answered. "Good," replied the rooster, "because that's where we're going." A group of ten explorers head out Westward six months before Lewis and Clark and discover the place beyond the Western Border. A piece that I've always wanted to write.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014
The Biography of Donald Duck by King Reepicheep reviews
Donald Duck died on a Thursday. His friends try to find the killer, cope with the loss, deal with their own problems, and remember a friend in the only way they know how- continue his humanitarianism. T: Language, Violence, Character Death, Five Stages of Grief and Loss, Moving On/Coping, Relationship Difficulties, Religious Allegories/Analogies, Mystery.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014
Stay Alive by King Reepicheep reviews
In a society where nostalgia is frowned upon and cartoons are virtually dead, one hopeful cartoon character attempts to recapture the spirit of imagination and hope in a family that is falling apart at the seams.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Panchito: Season One by King Reepicheep reviews
What if a cartoon character was your roommate? This is the premise of a new series called "Panchito". Terry, a nerd with an insanely hot girlfriend, had a great life, a few friends, a crazy neighbor, a decent job, and a not too shabby house...that is until Panchito screwed it all up. This is a TV Show Idea.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,445 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Complete
Last Heroes Standing by 7Knight-Wolf reviews
Reepicheep is a complex Mouse...these 11 chapters are his adventures and struggles leading up to "Prince Caspian." Rated T for character deaths and greif.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,381 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Reepicheep - Complete
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Brian and Jasper reviews
Well before Quahog and the Griffins, Brian was nothing more than a dog looking for a place to call his own. From humble beginnings at a farm in rural Texas, Brian, along with his cousin Jasper, finds himself bargaining for more than he could have hoped for in more ways than one. This is intended to be a slow piece initially, it will pick up pace as the story develops.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Brian G., OC
When All Else Fails reviews
In which Darkwing Duck leads a group of vigilantes as they attempt to stop the Federation, a group of assorted Disney villains, from taking over the world. Suggestions are welcome and appreciated. Rated T for action sequences, drama, jaywalking, existential crises, destruction of property, llamas, vigilantism, language, cats, mafia violence, sexual references, and unicorns.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 10/31/2015
The Legend of the White Crane reviews
Every member of the Furious Five has a story behind them, each of them with various degrees of truth and mystery. For Crane, it is nothing more than a legend, a fairy tale; but when he runs into Po, an overly eager panda with dreams of kung-fu mastery, he discovers just how much truth those legends hold.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 1/1 - Po, Crane, Mr. Ping, OC
The Wonderful and Crazy World of George G Geef
George Geef was a relatively simple man who asked for nothing more than the simple pleasures in life. He had everything that he could have ever wanted: an obedient son, a loving wife, a nice house in an equally nice neighborhood where everyone was mostly friendly. His life was perfect in every conceivable way.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27
Afterlife
He had heard stories, mostly of Commander Shepard, and the rumors of Garrus' involvement in them. Although he doubted the validity of some, especially the ones about the thresher maw and the Collector base, Grizz believed that Garrus had helped stop Saren. This was enough for Grizz to convince Aria to hire him as a bouncer, a relatively safe job.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Clone Shepard (F)
Of a Time Before reviews
Walking on the side of a road, Brian and Jasper make a decision.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15 - Brian G. - Complete
The League of Superheroes vol 4 reviews
Some of them do it for atonement, some of them do it because they have nothing better to do, and some of them do it because it is the right thing to do. Whatever their motives are, one thing is for certain- Quahog has heroes again. They may not be the kind of heroes they asked for, but they're certainly the ones they need.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22 - Brian G., Peter G., Ernie the Giant Chicken
The Long Way Home: Arrival reviews
An addendum to The Long Way Home. Brian and his lawyer, Mr. Peabody, are fighting a losing battle with Carter Pewterschmidt over the custody of Chris, Meg and Stewie; as their case weakens, the bonds of the family grow stronger.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/8 - Brian G., Stewie G., Ernie the Giant Chicken
Songs for the Road
An ensemble piece in which the Griffins face new challenges in new places while going nowhere in particular. Rated T for dark humor, observational humor and popular culture references.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,434 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Brian G., Chris G., Meg G., Peter G.
On Top of the World reviews
A rewrite of Welcome to Disney World. In which Oswald arrives at Magic Kingdom; Timon, Chip, Rafiki, and Dale run Animal Kingdom; Sven and Olaf observe the lifestyle of EpCot and the various residents within; The Caballeros put on a show in MGM; and Figment and the Brers become increasingly significant throughout. Suggestions are welcome.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/4/2015
Life Lessons
In which Wile E. Coyote talks about the important things in life and Bugs Bunny takes it for what's its worth. A partial rewrite of "Up on High".
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote - Complete
Standing at the Edge of the World reviews
Carter Pewterschmidt stood on top of the Pawtucket Brewery ready to commit suicide. Bonnie, Jillian, and Brian seek to the do the same. When fate compels them to postpone, they form a suicide pact, that no one is to kill themselves before Valentine's Day. Easier said than done. Based on A Long Way Down. Rated T for black comedy, satirical depictions of the media, and some drama.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Brian G., Bonnie S., Jillian R.
All the Miles We Had Crossed
As Scooby-Doo and the Gang travel cross country, he recounts sessions with his psychologist. On the verge of an existential crisis, the dog attempts to find meaning in his present by combing through the past: to better understand himself and how he got to where he now sat-in the back of Mystery Machine- heading towards San Francisco.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,635 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Fred, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, OC
All that is Left of the Wall reviews
In which the traditional high school AU is flipped and turned on its head. Various Disney characters from both the original shorts and the films, run a high school in a poor and degraded neighborhood in which education is frowned upon and crime is encouraged. They will be the port in the storm, the guiding light for those who have lost the way, student and teacher alike.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015
The Long Way Home reviews
Some scars take you places, places that you don't even want to go and sometimes they leave it up to you to find your way back home. Rated M for tragedy, language, angst, family drama, drug and alcohol use, sexual references, issues involving religion and questions of faith (particularly Christianity).
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Brian G., Chris G., Meg G. - Complete
The Man Who Was Afraid of the Sun reviews
When you've lived your entire life in a hole in the ground some things are definitely going to be new to you. Even if you did have an education you're most likely going to be confused about the way things work on the surface, you might even be afraid of a few things. One man takes this to the extreme.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Lone Wanderer, Dogmeat, Gob
Something for the Rest of Us
I was bored, tired, going through some old stuff and this came out. A revised shorter version of one my first pieces in which Scooby-Doo dies and Scrappy acts accordingly. Alternate universe. Rated T for character death, dark humor, language, and drug references. Enjoy it for what it is.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo - Complete
A Father and a Son
Since the beginning it had always been just Sylvester, chasing Tweety or annoying humans, now with Junior things have changed. Now Sylvester is living for someone else, but then again, it was never about living for himself to begin with.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Sylvester, Penelope Pussycat
Afternoon
Our lives in many ways are like fireworks. We are here for only a few moments, and in those few moments we experience everything there is to experience. We find happiness, love, we believe, and then for no particular reason at all, we die, our lives nothing but a spectacle for other people's amusement.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Complete
Morning
There are some mornings when you just know exactly what the day is going to bring, and then there are mornings when you have no idea what's going to happen, when the world turns on its head and the cynics become optimists, the optimists become cynics.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Complete
Sincerely Yours reviews
Hunter Glass is a lonely South African eight year old boy with a birthmark that covers half his face, strange and questionable parents, and no friends. Brian is an aging cynic who has cut himself almost entirely from his past and all human contact. Together they will form an unlikely friendship and along the way answer questions about life, love and happiness. Experimental piece.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Brian G., OC
Undying reviews
Peter Quill, Rocket, Gamora, Drax, and Groot are sitting around the table having dinner when they receive a desperate call for help from the Normandy, looking for a cure for a deadly disease. As they search for the impossible, they come across some interesting developments-the Normandy is 172 years in the past, with no clear way of getting back. and that's not even half of it.
Crossover - Guardians of the Galaxy & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Garrus V., Mordin S., Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Young Folks reviews
Sylvester, Wile E. Coyote, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, and Marvin the Martian sit in the parking lot in front of Warner Brothers Studios, each thinking and lost in their own private worlds and concerns, taking a few moments to breathe for the sake of breathing.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Elmer Fudd, Sylvester, Wile E. Coyote, Yosemite Sam - Complete
A Deadly Game reviews
It was Wednesday in early July, the schools were just out for summer vacation, a new work session was in progress and the ads for waterparks, water themed rides and Watson's Emporium were flooding the TV commercial business with promises of beating the heat and staying cool. This is an experiment, nothing will probably come of this but I'd figure I'd try it out, see what works.
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2015
Seven Simple Complicated Impossible Things to Strive for reviews
Revamped version of an older story. Picking up directly where the first one left it is the story of Brian Griffin as he tries to obtain the unobtainable. Covering various aspects of life and condensing it into seven parts beginning with Part Four, it attempts to chronicle everything that makes life beautiful and worth fighting for, although despite this, it will fall short.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Brian G.
Kingdom reviews
Sauron has not been seen or heard from in years. Some believe him dead. Others think he is still alive, planning his next moves. Without a strong leader the political situation in Mordor comes to a head as various tribes vie for power. Meanwhile, The Witch-King battles Saruman in an attempt to seize control of Isengard.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Saruman, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Orc
After the Fall reviews
Dodger and an aspiring animator set out to reunite the Three Caballeros. Jose Carioca, Jafar and Iago seek to do the same, starting with Las Vegas. Panchito Pistoles is nowhere to be found, for he hasn't been seen since the incident that broke the Caballeros. With Horace, Launchpad, Robin Hood and Little John on the case, finding him should be a cakewalk.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014
Sovereign reviews
Instead, it focuses on more basic human qualities- adaptability, courage in the face of adversity, willpower, loyalty and perhaps most important of all, weakness. It is because of these reasons and a few that even Narnia itself did not know, that the Messenger, the one who brings the Good News, came from the White Witch's court.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Aslan, Mr. Beaver, Jadis the White Witch, Maugrim
Tribulations reviews
Rocket Raccoon sets out to save his old friend and co-pilot, Wal-Russ, from an unknown deadly planet. Meanwhile Peter Quill and the other Guardians face problems of their own and a situation on Knowhere comes to a head that places Xandar at risk. Rated T for language, pop culture references, romantic, political and family drama, angst, and violence.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Learning How to Dance in the Rain reviews
With Peter working at the brewery and the kids in school it leaves Lois and Brian some time for bonding. Little do they know how close they will get when Brian is bestowed a life-changing gift, a gift that may have started out as a curse but turned into a blessing. This is an independent story. Rated T for some strong language, dark humor, subjects involving faith.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Brian G., Lois G., OC
Mongrel reviews
Get close to the family, steal the money and get out before anyone's the wiser. That was the plan. It was a good plan, it was a sound plan. But then there were complications. There's always complications. T: language, sarcastic humor, romantic drama, heist scenarios, tragedy, self aware characters and "shameful" historical inaccuracy.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Edith C., J. Bates, Anthony S., OC
Tragedy Plus Time Equals Comedy reviews
In which Sylvester Junior and Butch(Tom and Jerry) head home for Christmas; Muttley and Dick Dastardly join the Salvation Army; Bugs attempts to host a Christmas party with mixed results; Mickey's business faces bankruptcy thanks to Scrooge; Pluto makes an important life decision; and Wile E. Coyote and Calamity, who have been apart for years, finally have a chance to reconcile.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote, Barnyard Dawg
Meet Me at the Bar reviews
Shepard was wearing a black dress with high heels. It made Garrus feel a bit ashamed of himself, for he was only dressed in his body armor, being that it was one of the few nicer pieces of clothing that he had. Vakarian, who wasn't exactly the best romantic, liked to think that he had a certain charm when it came to Shepard, he was right of course, just not sure as to what degree.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., OC - Complete
Windhelm reviews
Scouts-Many-Marshes had every reason to believe that today was going to be exactly like yesterday. That all changes with a single act of kindness from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, within the city walls, a little girl's world gets turned upside down just as the sparks of a revolution begin in the Grey Quarter. Set after Dragonborn and the Main Quest in an AU Civil War.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2014
Stockholm Syndrome: The Part Where Things Get Interesting reviews
Escaping the ransacking of Bowser's Castle, Bowser, Peach, DK, Yoshi and company have made their way to Isle Delfino to lay low. When an old friend appears promising the answers to Bowser and Peach's questions the origin of the rivalry between the kingdoms comes to light and with it some interesting revelations about themselves.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Kamek
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Peach and Bowser are waiting for Mario to show up. Bowser figures that the least he could do is show the Princess some hospitality and maybe confess some of his feelings along the way. But Peach, being Peach, is being extremely difficult, refusing to accept it and simply waits for Mario to save her.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Peach, DK, Bowser, Koopa Troopa - Complete
No Vacancy reviews
The great thing about the heart is its unlimited capacity for love and the people we encounter. Otherwise most of us would've ended up with busted chests a long time ago. It's not possible to give all of the heart to a single person, for then there wouldn't be any room for anyone else. Rated T for character death, issues dealing with faith, AIDS, tragedy.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Complete
Desk Jobs reviews
In which bureaucracy gets explained, deconstructed and reconstructed, dogs play the stereotypical "loyal pet" role, evil scientists who dress like pharmacists turn out to be more than they appear to be and platypuses remain an enigma. Rated T for language, exaggerated depictions of bureaucracies, parodies of Phineas and Ferb fanfiction, alcohol/sexual/drug references, dark humor.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Pinky, OC
The Company You Choose to Keep reviews
To go without one would mean to go without the Brotherhood, for they were all they had left, either they all lived or they all died, there was no in-between. Rated M for violence, language, sexual references, alcohol references, torture, rape, family drama, sarcasm and dark humor.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Babette, Nazir, Veezara
Wackadoo Land: Calvin and Hobbes reviews
In a world where imaginary friends live in a alternate world, Calvin has only one friend- Hobbes. When Calvin finally gets the chance to visit, things aren't as happy as he had hoped- not even close. Welcome to Wackadoo Land, where everything is not what it seems and yet exactly what it needs to be. Rated T for humor, some language, sexual and drug references and imagination.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
This Is How the Series Never Happened reviews
Meg was working at her new job at the ice cream store when two drifters walked in. What started with simple indecision on what ice cream to buy turned into a friendship that lasted a lifetime and a story of family, romance and choice that asks big questions in the most simplest of terms.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Brian G., Meg G., Stewie G.
Commander in Chief
Arbiter arrives to his home planet to begin his Presidency of the Covenant only to face assassination attempts and the threat of a civil war. Meanwhile the Master Chief remains drifting in space as Cortana slowly beings her rampancy as they nervously wait for rescue, the hope and promise of home dwindling by the minutes. All seems to be lost.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,233 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, Cortana, OC
I See Fire reviews
Bilbo was just a simple burglar tasked with a relatively easy task- retrieve the Arkenstone. When Smaug gives it up willingly, a second unexpected journey begins as he and Gandalf go to find the remaining dragon-kind as they evade a vengeful and bloodthirsty Thorin. Meanwhile the One Ring is finally destroyed, leaving a tribe of Orcs to an uncertain future.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
Not Much Happens in Falkreath reviews
Ghorbash the Iron Hand, Scouts-Many-Marshes, Odahviing and Hadvar are all in service to The Dragonborn at Lakeview Manor. When an orphan child comes to them in the night they decide to take him in, much to The Dragonborn's displeasure. Raising a child is difficult, but raising a child in Skyrim is even harder.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Odahviing, Hadvar, Ghorbash the Iron Hand
These Are the Days We Remember reviews
In which Brian, Chris, Stewie and Meg look into Brian's genealogy, find a treasure map that leads to the City of Gold, get lost in the Indian jungle and somehow manage to survive long enough to go to space to see if the Moon is really made of cheese, if aliens exist and to answer life's biggest question: "How is Seamus still alive?"
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Brian G., Chris G., Meg G., Stewie G.
Learn to Fly: The Story of Jose Carioca, His Friends and A Naturalist reviews
Jose Carioca is a simple tour guide for Rio who leads a simple life. When Martinez, the landlord/mob boss, Maria, Jose's stripper girlfriend, the ever present Panchito Pistoles and the lovable American Donald Duck, who is on an "extended vacation" as well as a horde of other characters (including half the cast of Rio) get involved, Jose's life becomes anything but simple.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story reviews
Timothy McGee, Ziva David and Anthony DiNozzo walked in to work with their usual dispositions. They didn't expect an alien in the NCIS building, let alone a Decepticon with a ridiculous name. At first everything seems fine, relatively, but these are the Decepticons we're talking about. But then again, there's that old saying: More than meets the eye. Chapter 7 is updated.
Crossover - Transformers & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D., Wheelie
What We Did reviews
What Phineas and Ferb did during their lives. Told from Phineas' point of view. The poem will explain itself.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry - Complete
Homeland reviews
"You're going to head down those stairs and get out of here in one of two ways...the way you came in on your own two legs or by getting carried away in body bags." So begins the night that the Griffins would never forget, a night that would be held and remembered in both infamy and reverence. Rated M for violence, rape, language, character death and attempted murder.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Brian G., Lois G., Meg G. - Complete
Brian the Superhero reviews
In which hats, collars, banana suits, Batdog Defender of Quahog(and protector of the weak!) and matters of the heart exist. Brian tries to help Meg just get through her life, while at the same time helping her learn how to enjoy it. It seems that in order for Brian to succeed, he'll have to become a superhero. Rated T for language and angst.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Brian G., Meg G. - Complete
Seven Simple Complicated Impossible Things to Achieve reviews
There are many things that make life wonderful. I should know I have a few. This is the story of how I almost got everything I ever wanted. Rated M for humor, sexual references, romantic drama, strong language.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Brian G., Lois G., Stewie G., OC - Complete
Unforgiven: VI reviews
Quahog is in flames, everyone is dead save for a few survivors. As people are trying to escape the city, fleeing to the surrounding woods, the survivors must come to terms with the one unbreakable rule: You can only look after yourself. Rated M for apocalyptic themes, violence, genocide and survival themes.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Brian G., Quagmire, G., Stewie G. - Complete
Up on High reviews
The Warner Brothers Studios, once a company that was proud to be a part of, now barely even a shell of it's former self. Only two Looney Tunes remain: Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote. Their reasons for staying are their own, for Bugs, he can't let go of the past. For Wile E. he has no where else to go.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote - Complete
Man's Best Friend reviews
Stewie learns a lesson about life, death, love and family the hard way from Brian as the family has to make a life changing decision. References to Christianity and language. Based off of the last half of the "Christmas Guy" episode. How I think it personally should have been to at least give both characters a proper bow.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Brian G., Stewie G., Death - Complete
God Bless Us Everyone, Expect Zoidberg reviews
All Zoidberg wanted for X-Mas was the simplest of things, the thing that you can't see or touch. The thing that he never really had. Rated M for strong language, symbolism. Your interpretations on its meaning are your own.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Amy W., H. Farnsworth, P. Fry, J. Zoidberg - Complete
Everything Gets Better From Here (The Road We All Must Take) reviews
Perry the Platypus is done. He's done with the OWCA and he's done with life. Major Monogram is out to kill Perry for going against orders and instead following his moral compass. A revolution is stirring in the OWCA. But before it can even begin a harrowing conspiracy is revealed. In it's wake stands World War III, the rise of a dystopia and the new world order.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram, OC - Complete
The Names On The Stones Of God reviews
If Brian had to die at all, this is what should've been in my opinion. Religious title but has nothing to do with religion, I just thought it sounded cool and it's my own reference to headstones. One-shot.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Brian G. - Complete
Life reviews
Brian Griffin is seventeen (81 in human years), a recent convert and dying of a rare heart disease. With only a few days left, Brian decides to do one final act in an effort to save his soul. Rated T for religious references and character death. This is not a Brewie story, meaning there is no strong feelings between Brian and Stewie during this story. That is not the point.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Brian G. - Complete
Ratatouille reviews
Set seven months after the events of the movie. The story of what happens after everything is over and Remy finally has everything that he ever wanted. Or does he? Remy is looking for something, the one thing that we all strive for but can never seem to find until we look hard enough and in all the wrong places. You would think in the city of love it would be easy...not so much.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
Welcome To Disney World reviews
This story began with Oswald The Lucky Rabbit. But this story is not about Oswald. It's about everyone else. Not every hero in this story is good, and not everyone has the same goals. How far are they willing to go to get the things they want most? Side Note: This is nowhere near what it was originally intended it to be, so I plan on rewriting this story soon.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Iago reviews
Iago tells his life story during the course of the Aladdin trilogy. AU. Set in House of Mouse universe. Don't judge me on this, because this is easily my worst piece, there are several errors and unnecessary segments and the story isn't what I want to be overall. Enjoy it for what it is.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
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