Jadefleck
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Joined 06-07-13, id: 4773730, Profile Updated: 12-24-13
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

HIHIHI! This is your friendly neighborhood insane person, Jadefleck, AKA Michelle! I write mainly LoTR and Harry Potter fanfics, but I might include some Mysterious Benedict Society here and there. So anyways, I hope you like my stories, and DFTBA! (Don't Forget To Be Awesome!)

My current location: In the bushes, stalking Boromir... Oh god, he just saw me! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAY!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

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90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! and eating popcorn with fireworks ready :)

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Fandom Survey

Lord of the Rings,

The first character you fell in love with: Aragorn

The character you never expected to love: Gollum(He's such a... different character... and I don't love him in the romantic sense!)

The character you're most like: Merry Brandybuck!

Favorite characters: Galadriel, Boromir(I MUST HUG HIM), Pippin, Frodo, Aragorn

If Fan fiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer copy and paste this onto your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

You know those 'paste this onto your profile if you love Jesus' chain thingies? Well, I'm not Christian. Case closed.

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Worth the Fight by Shehunter reviews
Amy has a secret she's never told anyone. When the Fellowship drop into her living room, will it be known? Will it help, or hinder their journey to go back to Middle-Earth? What role will her friends have, and why do they have a feeling that Amy is more than she seems? Stuff just got serious... very slight Legolas/OC, Merry/OC, and Pippin/OC. Book 1 of 3.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Legolas, Human
Welcome to Earth! by Phoenixica24 reviews
The entire Fellowship falls out of a proxima in a girl's basement-ensuing chaos as they try to blend in, adjust, and get home before anyone notices-under the guidance of several teenage girls! :D Fun story-all rights go to Tolkien and Peter Jackson! Lyric rights go to their respective authors. T for mild language, romantic/awkward themes/moments. Yeah. Fellowships/OCs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,084 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, OC, Samwise G.
Every Assassin has their Pet by FanFic Fabricator reviews
would be funnier if drawn, but alas I can not draw, but enjoy the humor of this none the less.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Altaïr, Ezio A., Connor K., Edward K. - Complete
Sexy Beastie OVERLOAD! by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
A fan-girls teleportation gone wrong . . . or right? Join May and Lucy as they each get sucked into their favorite movies . . . and eventually draw the two movies together. When these two worlds collide, Lord help us all! By Lindsey and Marie
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Chaos Unleashed: Part Two by E4me100 reviews
The world has changed. With the absence of the Fellowship, Sauron's power has been growing in ways that none could ever have imagined. Destruction and doom are on the horizon, and with the assistance of Kaia, Kathryn, and Erin, the Fellowship must now race to complete the mission they once left behind. Part 2 in a series (obviously). Self-inserts. Not the plot you'd expect.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Authors by MaroonLynx reviews
A series of complaints and comments from everyone from the cast of Shingeki no Kyojin "P.S. I do not enjoy being torture-raped by Captain Levi." -Eren
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Eren Y.
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 177,080 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 3,334 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
I Should Have Stayed In Bed by AvatarofBahamut reviews
Perhaps it would have been better if Seona had just stayed home instead of going to that Halloween Party. After a frightening experience, she wakes up to find herself in the Italian Renaissance. She's stuck there for now and she's going to make the most of her...predicament. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,505 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Ezio A., OC] Claudia A.
The Story of The Amazing Thing and May You All Become Towels by Elglor Stargold reviews
Contains a poem about eating pajamas. Various people attempt story telling and amazing things happen. WARNING: Very, very random, and very, very funny!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Peregrin T., Elrond
Eagle's Heart by PartingGrace reviews
Altair makes frequent use of his hidden blade. The clever device has saved his life many times, but what would happen if an eleven year old orphan stole it? Adventure, an unexpected friendship, and a quest for revenge, that's what!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Altaïr
Chaos Unleashed: Part One by E4me100 reviews
Typical scenario, but NOT a typical story. The Fellowship's come to modern-day Earth, and Erin, Kaia, and Kathryn couldn't be more excited...but will it remain a dream come true forever? Sure, there'll be plenty of laughs and good times along the way...but no one knows how things are going to end up. And sometimes it's best for it to remain that way. Self-inserts. Give it a chance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,167 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
SNK 4kids edition by ShadesOfSilver7 reviews
What would one of the least kid friendly animes be if it were kid friendly? 4kids thinks they can do it. Well, first they'd have to make a few tiny edits.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Eren Y.
Archaic Ideals by StumbleAlong reviews
Ella just wanted to make it to graduation. Maybe find an attractive guy to date, if she had the time. But no, that sketchy librarian had insisted she take home the ancient book of questionable content, and now she was stuck with an archaic assassin in her head. She could only hope schizophrenia was as far as things could go. HIATUS, WILL BE REWRITTEN
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Altaïr
MSDA 1: Mary Sue Destruction Agency by asymmetricalreapertrash reviews
The MSDA: Dedicated to the destruction of Sues, in every fandom, no matter what. Join Special Agents Eve and Andrew as they trek across Middle Earth with one purpose: To destroy a Sue. A little OCxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013
More Than I Bargained For by Shelleythesnail reviews
"Hi.My name's Megan and I can tell you that being sucked into the world of Assassin's Creed 2 is not good for one's sanity. How can I say that? Because I'm there now" Will hilarity ensue, and what will Megan get herself into?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,002 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ezio A.
Life String by Lady Merridell of Penndragon reviews
Sometimes, in order to discover what and who you are, sacrifices need to be made, even if it can result in the most precious and delicate of gifts. Life.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013
Ringwraith's Diary by PartingGrace reviews
A (hopefully) humurous parody of LOTR as told through the diary of Nazgul #4 and his trusty steed Binky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Nazgul
The Aderyn Account: Stranger in a Strange Land by craftykitty reviews
I claim no ownership of anything that is not my own. The Lord of the Rings and concepts in this story are Tolkien's. -A young woman with an extraordinary secret has fallen into the midst of a war between good and evil.- Mainly book-verse and general Tolkien-lore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013
Into the Story: When Three Friends Crash the Fellowship (LoTR) by Dreamer203 reviews
What happens when three best friends, Hannah, Mari, and Bridget, are caught in an avalanche while on a hike that lands them in Middle Earth, right when the Fellowship is about to set out? Rated T just to be safe. First co-write, so go easy on us! No flames. HaldirxOC LegolasxOC OCx?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Legolas, Haldir, Eomer
Banished by ultimatelyhidden reviews
In an encounter with Saruman, the white wizard Banishes the Fellowship to Middle Earth's sister planet, Earth, where they land on Layla Willowsons ranch. Even though their first meeting was rocky (and nearly fatal), they grow close and the hodge-podge of races must find a way to get the Fellowship back home. Romance, Action, and humor will ensue. A heartwarming tale. LegolasXOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Legolas
An Un-Revealed Journey by JefuBlah reviews
The documentary crew that followed Bilbo Baggins on his journey did, in fact, leave out many, many items of interest, especially for crazy fans who think LOTR is real. Read on to obtain top secret, classified information that the crew decided to leave out while making the 'movie'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Bilbo B.
Eternity in the Hands by Vyscaria reviews
Altair, Malik, and Abbas were children once. Malik drools- Altair pokes him in the eye. Umar and Faheem try to explain where babies come from, and Abbas doesn't want to be naked. A common tree is made Holy by a lie, and Malik gives everything for a cup of snow. In which eternity passes quickly, fathers die, life is not fair, and Altair and Malik pick up the remnants of yesterday.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Off Limits! What Never to Do at the Institute! by Spark Writer reviews
Constance Contraire's personal list of 50 things never, ever to do at the Institute for the Enlightened. Read and enjoy!
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Constance C., Mr. Curtain
Long Live The Steward's Son by Heartsings reviews
Boromir is transported to another time and place. Will he be able to return to the Fellowship? A holiday story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,151 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Boromir
Guidelines for Living With LOTR and POTC by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
Lucy has decided to leave some rules for people to follow in case they wind up in similar situations as her and May. By Lindsey ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Caught On Camera by DramaQueen69981 reviews
One of Kate's friends in the circus almost never turned her video camera off. One day some of the tapes show up on Mr. Benedict's doorstep, so Kate starts watching them, and soon she isn't the only one watching. Yeah, yeah I know, bad summary.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kate W.
Playacting by DyanaRoseJill reviews
The guards have become suspicious of Leonardo's ties to the assassins, but the artist has a plan. He just needs some reluctant help from Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
You Go First by BADAZZtoldya reviews
Altair and Malik and a leap of faith as novices. Recently inspired by some art, link is inside!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Demigods of the Ring by Quill-and-Parchment reviews
For Percy, Thalia and Nico, a good Sunday afternoon is spent together with some friends, chillin' out over some Cokes and watch the Rangers beat the crap out of Yankees. NOT sent into a world where they didn't know about - in a BOX.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010
Thumps by iguanablogger reviews
Ottoviano was sick of it. Every night, some inconsiderate jerk was always making loud 'thumps' on his ceiling. And he was thoroughly sick of it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
What happens during summer break by QuinnFey reviews
It's a simple math equation: 3 just-out-of-high-school girls legolas greenleaf, jack sparrow and draco malfoy CHAOS. legolasOC jacksparrowOC dracomalfoyOC
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Nightmare by Culfindae reviews
What started out as every fan girl's dream ended up a nightmare – the longest night of my life. multiple, multiple, multiple cross-overs, if you get the drift. Rated for possible loss of sanity. On hiatus.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
The Fall of Boromir by 8I reviews
The Fall of Boromir. . . literally. Very silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Boromir - Complete
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Things Not To Do In Middle Earth by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
There are some things you just don't do...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2007
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From the Files of Several Amateur MSDA Agents reviews
Six girls, all slightly trained Mary Sue Destruction Agency agents, are sent into the world of Harry Potter to track down and exterminate a particularly nasty Mary Sue. Join this band of misfits as they stumble blindly through a mission meant for much more experienced agents. Contains swearing, slightly... ahem... odd things, and general insanity. Oh yeah, and a self-insert. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2013
It All Started On Halloween reviews
Y'know, I never thought that my life could get this messed up, having fictional characters randomly appear in my house. But it happened. And now I have to deal with the fact that I have a ton of other people living in my house. And to think that it all started on a normal day, just after Halloween... Rated T for language and violence in upcoming chapters!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Boromir, Sauron
A Tale of Two Friends reviews
Ariana and Laurel are hardcore fans of Lord of the Rings. When they wish on a shooting star(during a meteor shower) to go to Middle Earth... well, things get a bit crazy. Includes: Two absolutely insane(as in the state of mind) OCs, OCxLegolas, OCxBoromir(IT'S SO FLUFFY!), violence and gore, and rough language(will be bleeped out). I hope you enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas