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Joined 06-07-13, id: 4774325, Profile Updated: 03-16-15
Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Tales of the Abyss, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Trauma Center, Discworld, Homestuck, Team Fortress 2, Portal, and Bible.

I've given up on replying to anonymous reviewers.

I've been planning to write fanfics for ages. I got tired of Mary Sues and made my own unique twist of a parody Sue. I still don't have the time to write it. Her name is Marilynne de Souza. Well, I did have time to write her, but I ran out of crack and quit.

My username comes from two of my characters, neither of which you will probably ever find in a fanfic.

My sanity is questionable, and sometimes I'm not even sure of what I'm thinking. I will probably write a trollfic simply filled with horribleness. I am perfectly capable of emotions, but I don't always think I'm doing it right. One of the reasons for coming on Fanfiction.net is to improve my blunt prose. Please criticize.

I go on TvTropes. You should too. I like many things. I also dislike many things, but they are easier to list: I don't like fanfic matchups that don't make sense: For example, TF2 Sniper and Spy only make sense if you take vast liberties to their characteristics, or if you make them Homestuck trolls. I don't like Justin Beiber. I heard a couple of his songs and didn't like them, okay? I don't like it when someone seriously pairs up a character who is not the relationship forming type with an OC. (What? Rorschach from Watchmen and Mary Sue?) I don't like profanity. I don't like people insulting Christianity. I don't like established characters acting OOC. I don't like people who like yaoi pairings for no other reason than the fact it's homosexual. They don't seem to care if the prose is good, or if the characters are IC in the slightest. They're the ones who will say "That was beautiful" even if the writer himself admits it was meant to be a crackfic. This has actually happened.

I actually don't mind Yaoi/Yuri pairings, or homosexuality in general myself, as long as they are canon and the characters involved are officially homosexual or have left their sexuality up to interpretation.

There are only two non-canon pairings that I actually like and that I may or may not write a story to ship them. Spoilers at your own risk.

Katara/Zuko from Avatar:The Last Airbender TV show/Cartoon (Zutara)

- They were initially meant to be canon. This means that they were literally made for each other and it shows. Their personalities work really well with each other and it's a shame they're not a canon couple.

CR-S01 (Erhardt)/ Maria Torres: Trauma Team game from Trauma Center series

-There are a few reasons I like that pairing.

One, their personalities fit well together. CR-S01 could bear being a bit more outgoing with people, and Maria needs someone to calm her down a little and keep her from killing anyone (figuratively; she's not going to kill anyone). A bit of character development and they're a wonderful couple.

Two: Rosalia. Maria knew her and Rosalia's CR-S01's adopted sister. It gives them something to connect with, talk to each other, and sympathize about.

Three: The events of the game. The story does some of the work of bringing them together already, even if they aren't a canon pair.

Four: They're both orphans. True, this doesn't account for much, but they can really relate with each other in that aspect.

Dorian Gray/ Basil: The Picture of Dorian Gray

-Hey look, characters who are actually gay! And one has a confirmed romantic interest with the other! By which I mean Basil seems to love Dorian as more than a friend. Look at what he put up with for him, what he was willing to rebuke him on. The only person with both morals and a degree of sense in the entire book who actually stayed with him and, as cliche as it sounds, believed in him. Though those beliefs were unfounded and irrational, nobody who has read the book could deny them. All the 'oh Dorian, tell me it isn't true!' and the 'you can save yourself, let me save you' kind of things near the end...

-If Dorian were willing to let Basil be his lover, or even his friend, the ending would be much different. Yeah, less impact-ful on a thematic perspective, but not bad. I want to see an AT (alternate timeline) with this pair. It would give a completely different meaning and development to the story.

-However, as with every pairing ever, I will NOT like a story just because it has the pairing. There has to be character development, not just them smashing their faces together and saying loving things. Y'know, like the majority of romances out here. And please don't just write smut. That is the worst.

Anti Shipping:

There are people I don't ship. Then there are people I oppose to shipping. Then there are these. Hold your horses, I know I will have to defend them more than I defend my ships. So I will.

Sniper/Spy: Team Fortress 2

Sniper and Spy. Their interactions are absolutely wonderful, whether they are the closest of fire-forged friends, the bitterest mutually detested rivals, or anything in between. Or even enemies, if you want to have inter-team interactions. But there is one thing they don't do well: Romance.

Even if they were both gay/bi/whatever, they don't really work as a couple. At all. The best romance fic I've seen with this pairing (Yes, I have read them, no matter how much I wish not to) had to go and change their characters significantly, and still wasn't interesting. Sorry, but it's true.

One: Scout's mom. The affair seems to be serious. Serious to the point where Spy is all but confirmed to be Scout's dad. Though Valve could still potentially pull a fast one on us, it's unlikely. But even if Spy mysteriously broke up with Scout's mom, or she Died For Your Ship, the pairing still doesn't work.

Two: Their personalities. The core of every romance, and really this should be number one, but I'm doing this in a vaguely chronological order according to the list of problems one would face in an attempt to pair these two. Spy would find Sniper far too unrefined for his tastes. Sniper would find Spy too pompous. Take a moment to listen to their voice lines, specifically their domination lines. Read (or re-read) the comics. They. Don't. Work. As. A. Couple. For some of the same reasons Minifett's character Spyper is absolutely wonderful, Spy/Sniper doesn't really work as a ship. Though I don't like shipping ANY of the mercs, even if one or more of them are female, this goes tenfold for Sniper and Spy.

Sherlock Holmes/Joan Watson: Elementary (TV Show)

If this became a romantic couple, it is my opinion that it will ruin the entire show and destroy its very premise. They are friends. They care for each other.

And they are in no way romantically interested in each other. I have yet to see even a hint of romantic affection or attraction from them towards each other. People are allowed to be friends with other people of the gender they are attracted to. I'm not even going to say "just" friends because that implies that friendship is somehow an inferior relationship to a romantic one. Which, regardless of how many people tend to forget, it isn't.

To everyone thinking "Don't like don't read" I KNOW. I won't read them. I won't campaign against them or leave nasty reviews on why I don't like them.


Alternate alignments: Some people fall just outside of the Lawful/ChaoticGood/Evil spectrum, but not enough to classify as Blue/Orange. Here's one.

The "Stupid" alignment addition:

Lawful Stupid: "I obey the LAW and only the LAW. If it is not covered in the rulebook, I have NO IDEA what to do."

Chaotic Stupid: "I call myself Chaotic because I think it's cool, and I barely even know what chaotic means other than 'doing random stuff' And random stuff is all I do."

Stupid Evil: "I think Chaotic Evil means being evil just for being evil! So I am just going to kill random people and kick everyone's puppies."

Stupid Good: "I think everything can be solved through diplomacy, and all the bad guys are totally trustworthy once they have a Heel-Face Turn. Because everyone's good on the inside!"


I like writing humorous stories and parodies. You don't need to write seriously to be a serious writer.

Hey look I have trollfics.

Planned projects: Numerous

Oh, yeah, I'm an adolescent Christian female in North America.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

No copy and paste stuff here. No siree.

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Word of the Day by 6GunSally reviews
A gallimaufry of vignettes proffered seriatim for your delectation; gleaned from an amalgam of Ace Attorney and the fervid and unwavering pursuit of eminent intellectual erudition! A writer is naught if not a lover of words! NOW UPDATING!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
The Improbable Truth by Heroicagal reviews
Written in relation to the original story by KCS comes an alternate universe version of However Improbable. When an old enemy of a twenty-first century ancestor of Spock's comes to reside in the future and threatens the safety of the universe the Enterprise crew must go back and pick up the only ones who know how he works: Sherlock and John. But he has a new and dangerous ally.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,441 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk, Sherlock H., John W.
A Cykes in Time by MATT SUNSTON reviews
Athena is an adaptable woman. The suggestion that she can't handle something is her favourite type of challenge. However, all her schooling never prepared her for being an unwilling time traveller, and it just might prove to be a bit much for even her.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 2/22 - Phoenix W./Nick, Athena C.
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,415 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
Turnabout Forgotten by THE real assistant reviews
Memory: In psychology, memory is the process in which information is encoded, stored, and retrieved. Although possible to lose memories, it is also possible to return the memories forgotten to the mind. What if you woke up one morning and forgot everything, it's all an enitre blank? Ever hear it happen to an AA character? Sure, there was Kay and Phoenix, but that had little impact.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,375 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/10 - Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W., Athena C., OC
Spirit of Soldier by Adude reviews
Thanks to a certain sneaky someone, Scout gets to find out why Soldier is insane... as well as a few hundred other things he wishes he didn't know. Clones explained, all the feels, lots of laughs and serious times too.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Scout, Soldier, Spy
0031-log by TheBuggiest reviews
Medical unit 0031 is injured, mistrusted by Dell's teammates, and a complete disgrace to his creator Gray Mann. So when he's offered the chance to redeem himself and return to Gray's side instead of hiding in a besieged base, desperately trying to restore the Engineer's body while avoiding the watchful eyes of Miss Pauling, will he take it? Part 4 in the series "Of Metal Men".
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,934 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Engineer, OC
A by EbonyBlack13 reviews
AU where Sburb is a seemingly normal computer game, and all the characters play it. Humanstuck in real life, but normal in game. Rated T for language and mild gore.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 108,511 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
A Token of Affection by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
Returned from Hell, Neuro must now set about ensuring his freedom by capturing Yako and making her his bride. Little does the Demon suspect just how much of a challenge this will be. /SEQUAL TO Anatomy of Affection./
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,550 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Neuro N., Yako K.
Turnabout Spirits by THE real assistant reviews
Sora gained a mission, a mission to save another world from the darkness. This may be hard though, as instead of using brawn, he may need wits to save himself of false accusations, and even to help his new friends. (Did this, cause, well, KH can be crossed with ANYTHING, and I'm bored. Will continue this if I get feedback! Rated T cause this is Ace Attorney people!)
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/3 - Sora, Phoenix W./Nick, Apollo J., Athena C.
Alternative Data by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Inspired by "Masks," myths and the Marx Brothers. Trapped on an alternate Enterprise, LtCdr Danny Soong is desperate to return to his family. But, when an ancient artificial consciousness infiltrates the Enterprise computer and physically alters the bridge officers, Danny and Data will find themselves challenging what it means to be 'human' while fighting to contain the Ihat virus.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,179 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/30/2013 - R. Barclay, Data, G. LaForge, J. Picard
Waking Nightmares by KnightMysterio reviews
Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine warriors from another world, who have unwillingly been turned into ponies by the force that brought them there. Why were they transported to Equestria? And what is the horror that haunts Princess Celestia?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,672 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Medic
Bloode satained butterflies by Dooplissthefanficwriter reviews
Fluttersai haz sold he soul 2 satin so nao she is evul an kiilllz piies like cuuupakioes! NUUUU FLAMEZ EVAH PLZ!1!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - Complete
Send In The Clones by Sanctus Cecidit reviews
Due to nothing more than a silly administrative error, two men found out the terrible truth behind their jobs at RED and BLU. Letting others know their dreadful secret could mean their deaths- but secrets have a way of getting out. There is only one way Medic can survive- he has to trust a member of the enemy team, and a backstabbing, murderous, slimy two-faced snake of a Spy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,729 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Medic, Spy, Heavy - Complete
I See Fire by Deslock reviews
Following the RED mercenaries from the first day they met, this is a story of how nine troubled strangers with a thousand different secrets fight side by side and become the band of brothers we know them as so well today. IN HIATUS.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Engineer, Medic, Pyro
Keeping Score by DimensionSlip reviews
Jade, along with the others, believed that they could forge their own future without destroying the planet's memory. They were wrong. And the so-called madman was right. Post-Eldrant, complete.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,631 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Dist, Guy, Jade, Peony - Complete
The Alternate Test Subjects by hatchlingpendragon reviews
It's not that She was desperate. Desperation came from poor progress, and poor progress came from Bad Science. No, She was not desperate. She was just taking advantage of Her resources. The key to a good test was variety, of which lunatics, while dangerous, provided the best of. Unfortunately She lost track of Her lunatic. Ah, well, at least She now had these brand-new ones.
Crossover - Portal & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,995 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013
Turnabout London by prospectkiss reviews
"I just think it's a good idea if you meet him, that's all." John and a reluctant Sherlock meet up with an ace attorney and his spirit channeling assistant. Turns out they've got some history in common.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Complete
Logical Explanations by Galaxy Little reviews
Medic's pissed off the wrong wizard, and a deadly spell goes wrong. (This is just a small, quick fic to relieve some writing urges. Other fanfics are on the way. Apologies for not updating.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Engineer, Medic, Scout, Spy
The Sniper Meets the Payload by Teddster reviews
The Sniper meets something he's never seen before and is baffled by its existence.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Sniper, Medic - Complete
Prism by WC Pemm reviews
But when can I go? You keep saying—the guys at the other place said it was temporary holding. Now you want to ask me questions? They already asked me a bunch of questions, I don't want to do it again. I don't understand why you're keeping me here. I haven't done anything wrong. If I answer the questions, can I go?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Pyro - Complete
Make Her A Member of the Midnight Crew by endeauchem reviews
PM joins the Midnight Crew to avenge her husband's murder. AU. Brief AR/PM, Slick/PM, Droog/PM
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick, Diamonds Droog, Peregrine Mendicant
Doesn't it bother you? by TheatreGirl81 reviews
Death and Delirium have a sisterly talk
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Death, Delirum/Delight - Complete
Who's the Cruelest of them? by Marcondiuw reviews
Seven beings, each different in their own way... So, who would be the Cruelest of them? Free verse poetry. Loosely follows "What does D stand for?"
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Stars by LadyZelthePen reviews
Sometimes he dreams about fire and death when his thoughts should be peaceful, and he wishes his compass was not shaded so gray. Their sense of justice is twisted, and he can't begin to rationalize their ideas into the easily identifiable lines of black and white, good and evil.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2014 - J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete
Strike Out by EddieKickAxe reviews
It's ceasefire at the RED base, and a certain fast-talking Bostonian is "wicked bored." Pyro and Engie help solve that. No pairings, just awesome. Rated T for Scout's naughty mouth and baseballs. Enjoy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Engineer, Pyro, Scout - Complete
Pillow Fort King by AcidColored reviews
Pyro has fun while the others are busy. Soldier helps, Engineer keeps pyro some company, and Scout wrecks their fun. Light Texas Toast fluff.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Pyro, Engineer] Soldier, Scout - Complete
The Last One Standing by SilverWolf7 reviews
The Doctor, while travelling alone between adventures with Amy and Rory, finds a boy from a species he didn't think really even existed any longer. The last of his kind. A boy by the name of Karkat.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,539 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, Karkat V.
The Book of Hypnosis by livvykitty reviews
Rose attempts to hypnotize to relax you. You... aren't so sure it will work... WARNING: Meant to hypnotize readers. Please read author's note.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013
Philosophy by 0torno reviews
Data examines earth ideologies - and finds them startlingly relevant to his own life. (Part character study, part crash course in philosophy. No prior knowledge necessary!)
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Data - Complete
Model Mann by Rainy Daze Writer reviews
Smissmas is a time of joy for everyone, young and old. Families come together to give great gifts, eat good food, and celebrate the coming of the end of the year. The RED team is prepared to do just that, everyone going their separate ways for their two-week break. Unfortunately for Scout, the weather doesn't want to cooperate – and he's stuck in the fort with unexpected company.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Scout, Sniper, Soldier - Complete
Awakening Loops by Ungulateman reviews
The Fire Emblem universe, formerly the stablest on Yggdrassil, plunges into the Infinite Loops. Witness the impacts this has on the Shepherds and the other denizens of the Loops. Based on Innortal's and Spacebattle's time loops, set in the universe of Fire Emblem: Awakening.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina - Complete
La Vendetta by Jana Girl123 reviews
AU. In an attempt to take down the Gotham Mafia, Commissioner Gordon sends a fellow officer, Vic Sage, undercover as a body guard for Helena Bertinelli, daughter of Gotham's most brutal Don. But when emotions become mixed with work during the infiltration, motives and loyalties become tested as the call for justice competes with the desire to get even. Huntress/Question
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress
Questionable Nights, Questionable Hours by Of Miracles And Men reviews
Vic Sage, or the Question finds himself on a regular night of patrol in Hub City and is in his usual paranoid conspiracy theorist mantra.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
Mind Meld by I. H. Scribe reviews
Spock gets arrested.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, Sherlock H. - Complete
Logon, Ready? Run by Very Alter Ego reviews
A Class-based, First-Person Shooter; Valve's kid that builds pillow forts and tries to train the family cat in the art of warfare; the best Free-To-Play online game there ever was, teaching children that imaginary hats cost real money. We call it Team Fortress 2. War never changes, but the rag-doll physics always make you laugh. Self-insert, WITH AN UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE TWIST!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Medic, Sniper, Spy, OC
As a team by Kannaneq reviews
TC fic. Characters from the entire franchise meet up in one-shots centered around two or more characters. Requests are welcome, and critics are more than appreciated!
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/5/2010
Timey-Wimey Warp by TTCyclone reviews
It isn't every day that a blue police box that looks like something out of an old 21st century post card lands in the middle of the Enterprise's engineering deck, but apparently, today is the day that it does. (Or that one time that the TARDIS lands on the Enterprise, Jack can't stop flirting, and the Doctor is...well, the Doctor.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Certainties by Nomad1 reviews
Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. The anthropomorphic personification of one meets the man behind the other.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Vetinari, Death - Complete
Never the End: The Next Generation by Galaxy1001D reviews
No man lives forever, but in Jean-Luc Picard's final moments, the Q makes him an offer he can't refuse.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Data, J. Picard, Q - Complete
Equilibrium by xArle reviews
The left brain is logical, rational, and analytical. The right brain is random, creative, and intuitive. Together, they form a balance. M/M
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Miles E., Maya F.
Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 317,285 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
100 Ways to Bother, Rankle, or Otherwise Irritate Superior Saturday by Dragonlord Stephi reviews
Just a list of ways to mess with the (not-so) Big Bad of Keys to the Kingdom, including manipulating her obvious crushes on the Piper and Lord Sunday and playing Jango with her giant tower.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Saturday - Complete
Creatures of the Dark by Devin Trinidad reviews
"Don't move, for your sake and mine." "They're only shadows." "Shadows that can kill within seconds."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2013 - 10th Doctor, Zexion - Complete
Manufactured Persephone by palomino333 reviews
"While he had saved her from GLaDOS, he had still taken (dare he admit it) enjoyment in attempting to break Chell down while she was at his mercy." Wheatley debates on whether his complicated relationship with his lady friend is one worth remembering.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Chell, Wheatley, Space Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Happiness is a warm pony by Snowy Flanks reviews
Pinkie is going on a very special mission and she can't tell any of her friends. She doesn't know where her quarry is or how she will react when Pinkie arrives. She might even never return home, but the party pony doesn't not care. She has a job to do Cover image from Nianara at /art/Pinkie-Dance-303028790
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
E-001-log by TheBuggiest reviews
Betrayed and stripped of his very humanity, Dell Conagher finds himself forced to continue working for the man responsible. Now his only chance at escape, and more importantly redemption, lies with his old team and a vaguely malfunctioning medibot. Part 3 in the series "Of Metal Men".
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,175 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Engineer, OC, Gray Mann - Complete
The Worst of Monsters by Quietly Making Noise reviews
"And no one was angry with her but they should be, they really should be, and Anise found herself wishing someone would shout and scream at her and call her all the names she was calling herself." Anise can't sleep... (SPOILERS; one-shot. Could be an in-game skit.)
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Seven Conversations from Wayne Manor (Plus One on Themyscira) by Lorendiac reviews
Batman is sick. He absolutely, positively, unmistakeably wants "no visitors." Fortunately, nobody else really cares what he wants, so Diana shows up to lend a hand, and starts getting a better feel for how things are done at Wayne Manor.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Books by Tokyo Sunset reviews
A silly attempt at making a sitcom-like fic. Also a Monty Python tribute.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Soldier, Spy - Complete
Wright a Bad Ending contest entry by Simon S. Borderline reviews
So this is an entry for the PWaaMLPfim Turnabout Storm entry. Not much else to say except that i really hope they take it into consideration even though it runs a bit longer than 3000 words, I think its like 4800. Yikes. and that's with cutting corners. Enjoy.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Phoenix W./Nick
Thrown In by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Doomed to spend countless years in the corrupted core bin, the Fact, Space, and Adventure spheres have to cope with corruption, the scientists who put them there (and keep coming back), and each other. (rated for Rick's mouth)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Fact Core, Space Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Children of Time, Ep 1: Smith and Holmes by Wholmes Productions reviews
Two men: one human, one alien. Both alone in exile, yet not alone. Both geniuses, yet blind to what they'd had until it was stripped away. Both capable of the highest acts of mercy... and the deepest cruelties. Their paths are about to cross in a remote village, long ago and far away... And the universe will never be the same again. First episode in a crossover series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Tourists by ArtsyChick reviews
"John Watson is a good man. A decent man. An innocent one. He doesn't deserve this." Holmes's perspective on the Reichenbach Falls, then and now. Crossover.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H. - Complete
Complex by KillCupido reviews
Yako knows. That's a sad thing for Neuro.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Order of Life by FairyNiamh reviews
Susan tries to discourage her Grandfather from doing his job.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Death, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
Speechless by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Chell fights her way through Aperture again, with help from mute!Wheatley and the Fact and Adventure Spheres. The turrets have formed an odd society, and Atlas and P-body lurk around every corner. Inspired by Portal Kink - lots of them.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Cantown by idontusethisthinganymore reviews
In which Dave decides to be a little bit nicer to Terezi today. One shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Dave S., Terezi P. - Complete
Black, White and Green by WordlyVaudevillian reviews
A story about the lives of two very special Derse pawns, and their adventures on the Battlefield at the center of Skaia. No kids, no trolls, no shipping. Written in the second person. Hussiekind writing specibus. Complete.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,272 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Wayward Vagabond - Complete
Kagemusha by bibliophileemily reviews
When an assassination threat grows increasingly serious, Jade must protect Peony by taking his place on the throne. Dark; multiple character deaths.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jade, Peony - Complete
A Soldier's Best Friend by gsppcrocks10 reviews
When Soldier goes to visit town after a long week of Dustbowl, he runs into an unexpected companion. Glorious misadventures ensue.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Soldier
That was then, This is now by Peace.Love.GrapplingGun4085 reviews
1977. As the nation waits for the final verdict on the Keene Act to be announced, Daniel Dreiberg rummages through a treasure trove of his memories as Nite Owl II and finds himself instead reflecting on every moment spent with a man who's stuck with him through thick and thin. Flashbacks ensue.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
In Dreams by Peace.Love.GrapplingGun4085 reviews
1985. Returning to the devastation in New York after Karnak, Dan Dreiberg finds that some things are hard to let go but, as time passes and things seem to worsen, he is never alone even when some hope is lost in the end. Songfic based on "In Dreams" by Howard Shore - Lord of the Rings OST. One-shot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Daddy Issues by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Anise just has to raise up the question of whether or not a certain Colonel was Luke's father. Debate ensues, and to Luke's disadvantage, everyone gets just a little too into it. Everyone has their own opinion on the hilarious matter, it seems, even the Colonel himself...however sarcastic it may be.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Luke, Jade - Complete
I Spy by Peace.Love.GrapplingGun4085 reviews
Summer 1966. A dull night of watching over the city turns into one an infamous pair of vigilantes will never forget. One-shot. No slash.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Anatomy of Affection by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
As a former resident of Hell, Neuro is unfamiliar with certain physical displays of human affection. But as he starts experimenting with Yako, will he grow to like it too much? /Rating may go up as the story progresses/
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,104 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
The Past and the Present by Lucea reviews
Be careful what you wish for, because it just might come true. A oneshot inspired by the skit of the same name.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Jade - Complete
Facing the Truth by AcerJ reviews
At what point does he learn the truth about that day? Spoilers for "Cascade" onwards - rated T for blood 'n' stuff
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Wayward Vagabond - Complete
hollow by sea-salt kisses reviews
What is there left inside to feel? — Saïx, Axel, Roxas, Isa, Lea
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Saïx, Axel - Complete
Nice Guys Finish Last by Jana Girl123 reviews
AU After failing to say three simple words, Question finds himself still trying to win the heart of one Helena Bertinelli fifteen years later, even if she's already married. Borderline T/M
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,470 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
How Christmas Is Supposed To Be by emergency-fan-51 reviews
CR-S01 gets out of prison just in time to spend Christmas with the rest of the Trauma Team :D Secret Santa from deviantART, it's a little late but enjoy anyway :
Trauma Center - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - CR-SO1 - Complete
Fall Behind by Lady Shockbox reviews
Written for the 2011 TF2Chan Secret Santa. Medic and Soldier get into a serious accident on their way to Coldfront. Medic is badly injured, and without Respawn, Soldier is left to seriously reevaluate their situation. And time is running out. Oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Medic, Soldier - Complete
White:Memories Revisited by Until We Fall reviews
There are times when memories are the best combat against forlorn feelings.
Trauma Center - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - CR-SO1
Blue Skies and Butterfly Wings by someone on the internet reviews
"Later, she would credit her survival to a few key things... She would never know why she did it, but she without a doubt believed it saved her life." Rosalia managed to survive her father's onslaught and fled back to Portland, only to find all change.
Trauma Center - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Rosalia R., CR-SO1
Of Disguise Kits and Miniguns by GothicCheshire reviews
"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..." Now with alternate ending.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,071 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Spy, Heavy - Complete
Into the Light by Clarissa Gavin reviews
A sequel to Trauma Team. Though unjustly imprisoned and destined to live out his life in a freezer, he holds no hate in his heart. With friends on the outside, working off his sentence became a very real possibility. But when no one visits for weeks...
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - CR-SO1, Gabriel C.
The Adventures of a Dimension Hopping Rorschach by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGeek reviews
Title says it all, Told in the form of Rorschach's journal entry's. Please Review, And see how many places you can guess where Rorschach went. UPDATE: I am adding a second page with the locations Rorschach travels to, So readers can find out how well the.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Better Part of Valor by fmapreshwab reviews
The Flash has a problem, and there is only one person who can help, the last person anyone would go to for help. Can the Flash learn to be subtle? Can the Question learn to trust? Rated for mild language and slash in later chapters.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Between the Brushstrokes by ricebol reviews
The future: A human clockwork machine stripped of its spirit, unexpected puppetstrings, hidden resistance, a dissociated and buried brilliance at the helm, two displaced vigilantes and, apparently, there are still Waffle Houses. D/R. Complete.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Chaos Ensues by sepulchreangel reviews
A series of one-shots examining the partnership and later friendship of Daniel and Rorschach. More info inside.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,351 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Analyisis by The Blazer reviews
The Question goes to observe a state fair. POV. One-shot.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Rorschach in AnkhMorpork by Charafi reviews
CROSSOVER DISCWORLD / WATCHMEN: Rorschach should have logically died, nobody can survive Manhattan, instead he woke up in Ankh-Morpok on the Disc-World, a world which doesn't care about logic and physical laws.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Deadpool and the Sue by Dusty.Storm reviews
Deadpool has finally met his match, a Mary sue!
Deadpool - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011
Shenanigans by Scrawlers reviews
Jade, Peony, Guy, and a hammock.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Guy, Jade - Complete
Debuggen' by DemonFox38 reviews
Every machine is susceptible to errors. This one caused three hundred and sixty deaths.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Dyme and the Dozen by dragonnova reviews
The Sequel to "Pain in the Axel": a week has passed since 'the incident', now Axel and Roxas set out to find the secrets of the Elixir.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Demyx, Axel
Stream of Consciousness by Arthur Poutdragon reviews
Miles Edgeworth never expected to end up in an apparent spaceship, with an apparent alien babbling at him. Written for a prompt on the Ace Attorney Kinkmeme.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Miles E. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Monolaymoo reviews
A lot of people suggested so...why not? I'm going do a lot reading, watching and brain racking for this one though. I don't know why I 'm writing something like this considering I prefer to eat and nothing more on my birthday.
Trauma Center - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011
I PROMISE by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
"What would you want. . .in return for doing this?" The Demon was silent for a long moment before he smiled once again. And pointing his middle finger straight at her, he answered her as bluntly as before. . .
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Stranger in the Dark by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
It was a strange dream. She wondered who she was talking to. She wondered why she couldn't hear their voice, no matter how hard she tried. But more than anything, she wondered what she had promised that day.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Dist's Revenge Journal by Neji10vsJadeC reviews
These are a few entries of Dist's in his "Revenge Journal" when he is waiting for Jade to come to Ketterburg. We do not own the characters!
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Dist, Jade
Rules of the Deathnote by AkatsukiMemberShadow reviews
The Rules of the Deathnote, Facts about Shinigami and the Deathnote, and How to kill a Shinigami nuff said. Note This is not a story just the rules of the Deathnote.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Ryuk, Rem - Complete
Hey Look, A Cat! by Diniseni reviews
Anise sees a rare species of cat. But then it disappears once Jade touches it, and she accuses Jade of using an arte to trick her... Well uh, no Anise, that's not it. Hehe...Heh heh...I can't help myself, putting Jade in these situations is hilarious.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Jade, Anise
Baby of Mine by Swifty Heart reviews
The Fomicry experiment went wrong, no it was a complete failure! How did this happen! This never happened ever! He had been replicating humans for years now and never had this happened! But somehow it did! AU
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jade, Luke
Take Out by grandSolovey reviews
The demon Neuro decides to pick up a quick lunch, provided by an unwitting attorney.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Kinky Coincidence by ChloboShoka reviews
Miles spends his Christmas eve trying to finish a chapter of a kink meme fic in time for christmas, but is going through a writer's block. Then Maya comes in the office.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Miles E., Maya F. - Complete
The Birth of a Replica by Bri-chan reviews
Vexen tracks down Van, and they have a conversation. Spoilers for ToA up to Isle of Feres.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Vexen, Van - Complete
If Neuro Met L by Schermionie reviews
There would be copycat crimes. "Light-kun and I are chained together from now on," said L. "What a coincidence!" said Neuro cheerily, yanking hard on the chain attached to his wrist. "So are Sensei and I!" ::A 'What if' Story::
Crossover - Death Note & Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2009 - L, Neuro N. - Complete
MAGLOR Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Spirit of The Gauntlets reviews
Congratulations, you are now the owner of a MAGLOR model! In order to enjoy your unit to the fullest potential, please follow the instructions in this manual and consult the frequently asked questions for troubleshooting issues.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/24/2009
Who we are beneath the Masks by Jackie May reviews
A story about two men hiding behind heroes, and an unfortunate event in 1975 that forces them to to look inward.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,154 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
A Rich Kid With Issues by Lorendiac reviews
Wonder Woman once suggested that Batman can't go on dates because it would cut down on his brooding time. Very true. Here's what I think he broods about, regarding getting too close to respected teammates.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Question of Protocol by Lorendiac reviews
Superman always has good intentions, but his latest brainstorm for helping the League improve itself is not working as smoothly as he hoped.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Second Date by Lorendiac reviews
When The Question calls Huntress one morning, is it to ask her out on a real date? Probably not, but a girl can dream, can't she? And plot to take matters into her own hands, for that matter?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Jade's not so bad by Poxy Kirkman reviews
Despite all the sarcastic comments, cheeky remarks and strange past, Luke figured "Hey, Jade's not so bad" - Please RxR, thanks.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Jade - Complete
The Yaoi Problem by Ultiman92 reviews
Yaoi. It has the pontential for good stories, but degenerates into empty cliches and meaningless porn far too often. A clear-minded author with a sense of humor teams up with the world's worst KH yaoi writer to unearth bad trends and habits in the genre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Pain in the Axel by dragonnova reviews
Axel decides that the middle of the night is the perfect time to drag Roxas along and seek revenge on the petty wrongs fellow Organization members have inflicted upon him. Oh the horror... the horror.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Axel - Complete
Dance, Water, Dance by Elycat reviews
Demyx drabble. While on a mission, the Melodious Nocturne comes across a polluted river in the middle of a oncebeautiful forest.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Demyx - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Asymmetry by Inari reviews
Watchmen: In 1975, things changed.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
The Tale of Mary-Sue by Crucio reviews
The beginning, life, and eventual death of the first Mary-Sue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2002
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Entire Team is Ladies reviews
Or, "Meet the Female Team" They're the mercs we all know, but there's only one difference. They're female.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014
Three days to live: Expiration Date, a retelling reviews
Expiration date was a great video. It was also very silly. I bet you've read this kind of fic before. See inside for details.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Scout, Soldier, Miss Pauling, Archimedes - Complete
Organization Twenty reviews
Xemnas wants more members. He has no idea what he is getting into. OC parody, Rated T for death
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Organization XIII, OC
I Don't Hate You Anymore reviews
Humans have love notes. Trolls have... these things. Bad grammar writing quirk involved, so don't read if you are obsessed with perfect grammar
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - OC - Complete
Resurrection reviews
Really short one shot
Crossover - Discworld & Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Death, Jesus - Complete
Team Stories reviews
A mostly crackfic about the Team writing stories of each other. Expect genre switching and maybe some mood whiplash.
Trauma Center - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Gabriel C., RONI, Maria T., Hank F.
How to be a Better Doctor
By Dr. A.T. Lester.
Trauma Center - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Complete
Space Court reviews
Guilty! For not being in space!
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Judge, Space Core, Fact Core - Complete
Jade's Replica reviews
Dist went and replicated Jade. The replica doesn't act like Jade. Set right at the end of the game. The only pairings are the confirmed canon pairings, at least as far as I know. Rated K plus just in case. The replica is the OC, just in case you didn't notice.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Jade, Dist, Peony, OC
My Older Brother
Though her brother may be strange, she loved him. One shot.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Nephry, Jade, Tear, Van - Complete
A Visit from Namine and One Last Icky Job reviews
Axel remembers himself in Namine's room after dying. How is this possible? Namine has something to tell him. Short one shot. No possibility of even implied slash. (Reuploaded due to problems)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Axel, Naminé, Lea, Isa - Complete
Chosen Hero
Kingdom Hearts/Legend of Zelda crossover parody. One shot. In the dark. With a .000002 caliber water pistol. Blindfolded. With inverted controls. And an intent to miss. But, as they say, a chance of one in a million is the most likely.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Complete
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