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Joined 10-27-03, id: 477454, Profile Updated: 08-08-13
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Batman Beyond, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Fatal Frame.

/MURDERS ANY TWILIGHT ADS THAT MIGHT APPEAR IN THIS PROFILE/

/cough/ No, I'm not a fan of Twilight. How'd you guess? Moving on...

Bears Love Tourists (formerly known as Rurouni Saiyan)

Name: My mom calls me one thing, my work partner something else, and I sign my credit card receipts with something entirely different. So I guess my name is whatever anyone wants it to be.

Location: I work in the lovely, friendly (*gets struck by lightning*) city of Jackson, Mississippi (otherwise known as the land mass between NOLA and Mobile). I live nearby.

Age: If you want to know that, you're creepy.

Occupation: EMT

Facts that no one cares about: I started on this website a long time ago under the penname Rurouni Saiyan. After a few mildly successful Yu Yu Hakusho fics (now deleted 'cause I reread them and hated them), I got the glorious idea of my monster story A Fragmented Tale, a Riku-centric Kingdom Hearts AU that was wildly popular. As I was writing the last chapter, this website decided that it didn't like the way my author's notes were done for some arbitrary reason, and they deleted it. Needless to say, I was unhappy about spending a year working on a 70 chapter story that got over 1400 reviews only to watch it go poof for something so trivial, so I took a long hiatus from here and started accounts on other fanfiction sites. However, it seems that none of those sites exist any more, so I'm stuck back here. I try to keep up with the stupid rules. Key word: try.

Yes, I did finish AFT, but I deleted the story soon after posting, because I just couldn't stand for it to stay on this website. Also, I reread it, and I really don't like it any more. Yes, I also tried to work on a sequel, but after several false starts, I realized that I would never get a plot going that satisfied me, and plus I didn't see the point after KH2 was released. The second game is much better than anything I could have come up with. However, if you would like to take a peek at the monster, you can find it at its own website here:

http:///games5/a_fragmented_tale

I'm a canon freak. I hate high school stories, self-inserts, Mary Sues, yaoi, or anything of that nature. All of the former take the characters out-of-character, and that is guaranteed to ruin a story. So if you beg me to read your story, know that there's limits to what I can stand. That being said, I dearly love crossovers. Make the worlds come together seamlessly and work together flawlessly, and you have my respect and fanhood.

No, I'm not a very nice person in real life, either. :P Too much time working in the service industry (movie theaters and ambulances).

Current Stories

Torment: Yu-Gi-Oh and Fatal Frame III
Status: In progress
Summary: Born of a day spent playing Fatal Frame 3 and rewatching Yu-Gi-Oh. After finding an abandoned mansion during a hiking trip, Bakura begins to have dreams about it...dreams that get worse as he wanders deeper into the mansion...and that bleed over into his waking life as a mysterious tattoo spreads...

Quotes to remember:

"Bears love tourists. They taste like chicken." --Yellowstone T-shirt.

"I have no quarrel with history, but I'm often appalled by the people who make it." --Diego de la Vega (1957 Zorro)

"Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel. But that's why there's us...We live as though the world were as it should be, to show it what it can be." --Angel (Angel)

Updates (8/9/13):

Yes, I'm still alive, and no I'm not working on Torment like I should be. I aim for that to change before the year ends...and that sounds sad. Meanwhile, any Batman Beyond fans can enjoy my little oneshot.

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Shadow Balance by Lethotep reviews
Ryou returns to England for closure over Monster World incidents that had taken place there before he moved to Domino. While there, he runs into new problems in the form of the modern magical world... DH/Post-MW. ***NOT UPDATING ON FFN ANYMORE. ONLY ON AO3***
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,643 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Marik I., R. Bakura
Phantom of Truth by HaiJu reviews
Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Shadow of a Doubt by HaiJu reviews
The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 300,920 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Valerie G., OC - Complete
Partners by litra reviews
In the wake of a major jail break Batman goes missing. With Terry seemingly oblivious, Matt decides to take matters into his own hands. Told from Matt's POV with some sections from Bruce Terry and whoever else I need. rated T for limited violence. FFDCU
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,778 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Matt M. - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
In Which there are Meaningful Life Lessons by SapphireSecret reviews
After years of hard work, I, SapphireSecret, have unearthed the hallowed and sagacious life lessons taught by the religious text Twilight and now share them with you all as my gift to the world. Warning: severe twilight bashing. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Cleaning Up by CoronaIgnis reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the new Minister of Magic learns something strange about the Time Room in the Department of Mysteries.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kingsley S., Clockwork - Complete
Innocenzio by icyfire reviews
An ancient evil-and an old enemy-threaten the people Diego loves-and the world. Can Zorro save the day this time? Or will he end up being the biggest threat of all?
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,340 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Complete
And When the Fear Comes by Kirmon64 reviews
You ever met the Electric Man? [Post iF1, pre iF2. Good Cole]
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Cole MacGrath - Complete
Dream Chasers by Enchantable reviews
With Toothless being protective of the injured Hiccup, the trip back to Berk is anything but uneventful. And when they get back to Berk, well, there are a few new residents waiting for them. Including a Deadly Nadder whose taken a shine to Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
No Strings Attached by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
They are not Hogwarts-bound exchange students, nor are they teachers of magical arts. They are purely prisoners of war, thrown into a dangerous new world that they didn't know existed. There are no alliances here. There are no strings attached. YGOxHP
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,373 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Five Ways Alejandro Didn't Find Out About Zorro by Therrae reviews
Every fandom has to have one.
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Domestic Affairs by Therrae reviews
In the winter of 1820, Diego's home life began to unravel. --mildly AU season 4
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,594 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Liquid Courage by Amarielah reviews
Ken Ichijouji has always been bad with feelings. For somebody like him, falling in love can be a very harrowing experience indeed. Ken/Miyako
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
Omega Dawn by projectfreq91 reviews
Sora is dead. His killer's name is Ruxik, and one dead Keyblader is not enough for him. He commands powers Riku and Kairi can barely imagine, and Kairi's undying love for Sora is tearing her apart. Yet if Ruxik survives, the worlds have no hope. Post-KH2.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,659 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Amarielah reviews
One-shot. In another world, a world where Japan is no longer Japan, and Duel Monsters never came to exist, Ryou lost everything. Now he seeks revenge.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2008 - R. Bakura, Lelouch L. - Complete
Reverse Side of Darkness by Koorino Megumi reviews
Four years later, Sora must travel to "the other side of the mirror" to find the door to the light. But at the same time, the door to the darkness has been reopened, and the Heartless have returned...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 199,553 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 2/6/2003
Butterfly Effect by Amarielah reviews
Lelouch meets a very special Eleven. Oneshot.
Crossover - Heroes & Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hiro N., Lelouch L. - Complete
The Hollow Bastion Fan Fiction Academy by Rain Urameshi reviews
In which badfic!Authors are painfully instructed in the ways of proper fanfiction writing. A Miss Cam authorized OFU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005
After the Fall by blue-eyed-shuichi reviews
They thought it was over. That the battle was won. But it was merely the beginning. Yusuke and friends are being stalked by a killer that can't be detected and seems to have a personal interest in destroying what they hold most dear. Big focus on KB
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 466,709 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Kurama M., Botan - Complete
Open Up by PseudoIdentity reviews
[CH 9!] Post KHI AU fic in which a simple dream shatters the calm after the whole Kingdom Hearts episode. Suddenly, a shell like Riku is back, along with King Mickey everything is becoming nothing and ‘mutatio’ seems to be a major key in it all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,971 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Riku, Sora
Mission X by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
YYH Xmen Evolution crossover. Yuusuke, Kurama, and Hiei pose as mutants and team up with the Xmen in an attempt to stop a mutant uprising headed by a powerful demon. Can the Reikai Tantei keep their demon heritages secret from the mutant world?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,556 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Yusuke U.
Replica by DragoonG reviews
(KH:CoM) Everyone knows all about Riku, but what about that annoying replica of his? This time, it's a story that revolves around the 'fake'...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,555 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Nightmare Syndrome by riversrunthroughme reviews
The Threat: destructive, insane and worst of all...contagious. Only Yoko can stop it except...no one's seen him for years.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,251 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
Spirit Magic by FireBird9900 reviews
Kurama becomes a Hogwarts student in order to pull off several stealth missions for Koenma. But what should have been a normal case turns deadly as the Dark Lord's power increases. HPYYH crossover. Read Warning!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,357 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Kurama M.
A Deal With The Devil by snarechan reviews
Sora, having just had the metalflare he’d found recently transformed into a summon, decides to say hello to his new ‘ally’.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Yami Bakura, Sora - Complete
Winter by Wayward reviews
Two million years ago. The Ark and the Nemesis are long gone. Cybertron’s energy reserves are almost utterly depleted and most of the population has gone into stasis. Still, one of the last awake Decepticons has hope.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004
White Hair by Azremodehar reviews
Have you ever wondered, yadonushi, why your hair is white?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
All the World by Windswift reviews
All the world's a stage, and justice serves the puppeteer. Bakura Ryou perfect puppet, and sadistic puppet master
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Yellow Coats by PseudoIdentity reviews
{oneshot} Above everything else, Riku hates it when it rains, and Sora was always able to understand that. But now, alone and in the rain, Riku's lost and can't help but wonder what's going on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Spider Eyes by firefly reviews
Yami Bakura has lapsed into complete madness, and speaks of nothing except bits and pieces of his mother's death. Fury and insanity like none seen ever before, will make itself known when the broken tomb robber sets out for blood. (DONE!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,485 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Complete
Born Battousai by LovethatHimura reviews
Nineteen years have past and Kenshin faces his greatest challenge ever……A TEENAGE DAUGHTER! Kiriko our heroine goes on a quest to understand her over protective father but finds more than she's bargained for...RevisedComplete
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,665 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
A Fragmented Tale by Ari Powwel reviews
[one-shot] You think you know me? Or do you only know me as the Keyblade Wielder?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Broken Past by cocolatte reviews
CREDITS UP! YYHIY X-over! Yukina and Keiko have been kidnapped and taken back in time, and the guys have to save them (of course). On the way they meet up with Inuyasha! NOO!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,368 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
Is This Normal? by Lizeth reviews
When Ryou is temp. transferred to a boarding school, he thought the worst he had to deal with was keeping his councilor from getting too suspicious, but when old enemies start poppin up... Is this what normal teen life's supposed to be like!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,148 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
To Loathe The Reflection by Fate VII reviews
Ryou gets a phone call that sends him into la-la land...Yami Bakura licks knives...reflective surfaces break...PG-13 for blood and deranged logic. If you love Ryou Bakura...or his blood...better read!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2002
Stormworld by Wayward reviews
Starscream finally gets what he's been asking for, but will he survive it?.. ( Mostly original characters, just to warn you )
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,893 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2001 - Published: 12/17/2001
Captive Minds by Wayward reviews
A nasty little secret in Stalker's past threatens to destroy the Decepticons' future. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave have to figure out what's happening to them before the whole crew goes insane... and Starscream isn't all that stable to begin with..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2001
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Future reviews
Dana gets into a fight with her parents and storms off into the Gotham night. Naturally, trouble finds her. (One-shot)
Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Dana T. - Complete
Torment reviews
After exploring an old mansion, Bakura starts having dreams about it. Dreams that get worse as he wanders deeper...and as a mysterious tattoo spreads...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Fatal Frame - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,027 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - R. Bakura
The Greatest Threat reviews
Three years after Voldemort's final defeat, Harry tackles his first case as an Auror-in-training. But what starts out as a murder turns into a manhunt that takes him around the world...and an evil greater than Voldemort awaits him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., R. Bakura - Complete
Horcrux reviews
Repost of an old fic. In his search for the Horcruxes, Harry crosses paths with Ryou...and Yami Bakura.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., R. Bakura - Complete
The Unforgivable Sin reviews
Complete. For every action, there is a consequence. After failing a forbidden human transmutation, Ryou is forced down a road he never meant to take, discovering harsh realities and unbelievable truths along the way.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,006 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - R. Bakura, Edward E. - Complete
Katrina reviews
Oneshot, set one year before the game. Destiny Islands is paradise, but paradise doesn't last forever. Hurricanes have a way of ruining it all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
I'll Be Home for Christmas reviews
one-shot. A gift to all my loyal reviewers, and maybe a few new ones. Riku, trapped in Kingdom Hearts, realizes it’s Christmas Eve, and thus the reflection begins.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete