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Joined 06-08-13, id: 4775529, Profile Updated: 08-26-15
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Legend of Korra, and Naruto.

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5/28/15 (28/5/15) - I am officially back now that I have a keyboard and working cord for my computer! I am in the middle of vacation and such, so the next chapters may be a little delayed.

5/2/15 (2/5/15) - Okay, I have better access to a computer with a proper keyboard. The next chapter of the Gabriel Project will be out as soon as possible. Thanks for waiting so long!

4/6/15 (6/4/15) - i am having computer troubles and so the next gabriel project chapter will be a while. the shift key isn't working too well these days and it's driving me crazy. i really want to write the next chapter, but the key-troubles are making it hard. thanks for waiting so long, i swear it will be worth it. - aceidia

3/19/15 (19/3/15) - Hello! I am back!!! And I posted a new chapter of the Gabriel Project for you, my dear readers! Enjoy!

2/9/15 (9/2/15) - I have begun to write The Gabriel Project again and I am pleased to say I have officially returned from my one month break. Since then, I have moved the story's rating up to 'M' for gore and violence ONLY. All romance in The Gabriel Project will be kept 'T' rated. Thank you.

11/26/14 - Still in need of a Beta Reader, please PM me for details.

Hello everyone, I am Aceidia.

Hallo, ich heiße Aceidia

I love to write interesting fan fiction for the fun of it, because some crazy ideas cannot be ignored. I intend on completing all my stories no matter how long it takes, so hang around will you?

Ich liebe es interessante Fanfictions zu schreiben für des Spaßes Willen und weil verückte Ideen nicht ignoriert werden sollten. Ich habe vor alle meine Geschichten zu beenden egal wie lange es dauert also bleibt bitte dran ok?

I ship Szayel/Nnoitra. And that's all. I am not a stickler otherwise. (With a few exceptions).

Ich shippe Sazayel/Nnoitra. Das ist alles. Ich paare sonst nicht. (Außer ein paar Außnahmen)

Please Read and Review!

Lest und kritisiert bitte!

Danke schön!

(Proper profile translation thanks to my friend, Shadow over the moon. Danke!)

And it is about time that I list my favourite characters from the main fandoms I have written (One-shots not included):


1. Szayelaporro Granz

2. Nnoitra Gilga

3. Aaroniero Arruruerie

Fullmetal Alchemist:

1. King Bradley

2. Alphonse

3. Ling Yao

Elsewhere Aceidia Lurks

Ao3 (Works) - FictionPad (Works and Story Blog)

My Current Works In Progress

The Gabriel Project When Szayelaporro knew Aizen's reign in Heuco Mundo was coming to a close, he took matters into his own brilliant hands. He reincarnates himself and the other nine Espadas into a new life full of surprising turns and irony. Yet, the harmony and ignorance is not forever as they begin to remember. (Cover Art thanks to silvanoir of DeviantArt.)
Bleach - Rated: M for Violence and Gore only. Romance kept 'T' rated.

Life Of A Caterpillar (Revised) - In 1911, there lived two ordinary brothers. One, an established man of Science and the other, a simple Actor. Little did they know, what lay beyond the World of the Living would change their lives forever. (M for violence. NO, no, no Granzcest! Never Ever!) A Prelude to Espadas Undercover. Origins Story. (Cover Art By Tsari Torment)- Rated: M - Drama/Horror - (You may start with Espadas Undercover if wished as I did a C.S. Lewis unknowingly!)

My Collaboration Pieces

My Awesome Collaboration Story with Fire0770: Vacation
My Guest Chapter of Wedding by SpottedMask77: Wedding (But I highly suggest you start at the beginning of this wonderful story).

Reader Love

Trash Only - A wonderful image drawn by Timothy for The New Order of Espada.

Lost - Written by Tsari Torment as inspired by The Gabriel Project. And here is her wonderful artwork for the same story of the characters themselves:





Thank you so much Tsari! They are beautiful!

What's With All The Screaming? written by DAIrinchan as inspired by conversations about their other story, And The Fandom Rejoiced And what would have happen if it were Aaroniero and Zommari instead.

The Update Board: US Date (European Date):

1/15/14 (15/1/14) - I am still writing. All of my stories WILL be finished! I am just sorting out the climax for one of my stories and it takes a while and I don't want to post something that I will want to change. I have to have it all plotted out, but I will still be here, I promise. By the end of February 2015, I will have it sorted out. Just wanted to give my readers an update and I would like to thank all of you for sticking around. It means a lot.

9/11/14 (11/9/14) I opened a blog on here! Here, you shall find near-daily updates on my stories. :) I think that you can read it without logging in, but I would LOVE to hear from you, my dear readers!

9/5/14 (5/9/14) - I am getting my trusty computer fixed! Yay! I shall have ALL my files and I shall be able to make more updates once I get it back. (In 2-3 weeks). Yay!

8/14/14 - I AM ALIVE! I updated the Gabriel Project and I shall update at least once a week (if I can), until I get my own computer! Yay! Thanks for reading along!

8/12/14 - Got my hands on a decent computer for story writing! Expect slow, but sure updates! YAY! Or NOT! The computer won't let me submit a new Story Doc! Darn it! Hang on, my readers! XD

7/29/14 - I am having major screen issues and nearly cannot type at all. I do my best in short Roleplay bits, but I can't write whole chapters! Let alone edit them as my hand gets so tired from holding the screen. (It's actually getting a callous!) I swear I will update a lot when I get a new computer! In a week or so! So, please hang on, my readers! I adore all of you!

7/15/14 (15/7/14) - Hello my Readers, My computer screen is dying and I have to hold my screen of my laptop just right to get it to work . So, the next chapters of my story may be late due to this fact. Thanks for being so awesome! and waiting! I am working on the next Gabriel Project chapter and I have the next Life of a Caterpillar all written, I just have to edit it. Then I shall post it for you to all read and enjoy. Thank you so much!

6/11/14 (11/6/14) - Wow... Writing until 3 in the morning is productive! I have a lot more of the Gabriel Project and I am so excited for the direction it's heading! Updates shall be coming your way soon.

6/6/14 (Wow, the date reads the same!) - I have been a part of this site for one year now and I would like to thank all my readers, reviewers and friends for being wonderful, supportive and very funny!

6/1/14 (1/6/14) - Still doing World and Character Research for Life of a Caterpillar. Thank you so much for waiting, my readers, I wish to make this story wonderful. Still writing the Gabriel Project.

5/17/14 - Still doing research for the next chapter of Life of a Caterpillar. 1895 is such a pain! I am continually writing the Gabriel Project.

4/20/14 (20/4/14) - YES! It is here! The first Revised Chapter of Life of A Caterpillar! More shall soon follow, thanks for waiting so long!

P.s. If you find me capitalizing nouns that in English are not supposed to be, please note that I am studying German at the moment. In German, all the nouns are capital. So forgive my brain melting onto the page. Thanks. I'll get all sorted out someday!

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Family Ties by Moon White Rose reviews
"You, beautiful, are not Tarrlok's kid, but his niece." He gave a pause. "Still, it's nice of him to treat you like you're his own so that's one good thing that can be said of him." "And what do you mean by that?" she said evenly. Noeya meets one of the city's most vile monsters while letting one from her past dictate her present. Perhaps sweet Noeya isn't all that sweet after all.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Amon, Tarrlok, OC
This Horror Show by DAIrinchan reviews
As far as Grimmjow's concerned, Aizen has picked the worst possible time to decide celebrating birthdays will build team spirit. It has to be one of his mind games, but even so, a party is unavoidable.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra, Arrancar - Complete
You're Fading by DAIrinchan reviews
AU. Rukia comes back from work one night to find a stranger in her home.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22 - [S. Tsukishima, Byakuya K.] Rukia K. - Complete
Corporeal by 157yrs reviews
Two parallel worlds. Two different realities. Two ghost. Two souls that cannot be put to rest. Ulquiorra X Orihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Deathly Hollowed by Ice Vixen X reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more and the wizarding world is left without their savior... or are they? Harry-is-Ulquiorra fic!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,182 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Love and Other Small Insanities by Arrancarzors reviews
"Cards on the table/we're both showing hearts..." [Solangelo, Will/Nico one-shots; updates on weekends] Cover-art by minuiko.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,297 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
Madness of Loss by Tsarina Torment reviews
Why did his precious aniki have to die?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Szayelaporro G., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Rukia and Renji's Fanfiction Adventures by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
In which Rukia and Renji team up to write awful fanfiction pairing Ichigo with everybody according to a random-number generator. All Ichigo pairings will be lambasted, much brain bleach will be required, and many lols will (hopefully?) be had. Rated T for extreme crack pairings, questionable language, and things which may never be un-read. Don't say you weren't warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Renji A.
Ecstasy Broken by Timothy27 reviews
As Espada of Intoxication, Zommari had always been a little cracked. When a blank wall drives him to reconsider life, he survives the Winter War. But just when he thought he could sit back and relax, a certain crazed Soul Reaper tracks him down for revenge, and he must learn to survive in the human world with his trusty sidekick (?) until things die down. Maybe. T for violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Rukia K., Szayelaporro G., Zommari R., Aaroniero A.
How Coyote Starrk became a member of the Gotei 13 (On Accident) by darkling59 reviews
After the Winter War, Starrk and Lilynette notice there is something strange going on in Soul Society. To figure out what it is and if it's dangerous, Starrk sneaks into Seireitei in disguise...and immediately gets caught up in a case of mistaken identity. As he tries to find a way out without telling anyone who he actually is, it becomes increasing difficult to remain aloof.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,909 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - C. Stark - Complete
Destruction Alone by Tsarina Torment reviews
In that one invasion of Karakura Town, Grimmjow lost it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Lost by Tsarina Torment reviews
Sometimes it doesn't matter if you don't understand.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
My Babysitters Are Espada by Sadomasochist2716 reviews
Aizen had kidnapped Toshiro because he thought Toshiro had the information that he wanted. Toshiro of course didn't have it, but Aizen didn't believe that. He decided to imprison Toshiro for the time being and ordered his Espada to look after the chibi-taicho. What would happen now?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, Espada, S. Aizen
Honest Anime Trailers: BLEACH by Insertmanyfandomshere reviews
Just love Screen Junkies too much so here's an honest anime trailer Rated H for honest Brutal Honesty Strong Sarcasm
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Complete
Demons in My Dreams by Tsarina Torment reviews
Her dreams give her a sense of deja vu. Reincarnation fic oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Wedding by Spottedmask77 reviews
Nemu and Uryu get married. But someone uninvited might show up... *THIS IS NOT A ONE-SHOT* Rated T because it's a wedding. And maybe for some cursing later on...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Uryuu I., Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
What's With All The Screaming? by DAIrinchan reviews
Fangirls will try anything to get their fictional men. As can be expected, however, things go horribly wrong.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - OC, Aaroniero A., Zommari R. - Complete
Dreaming and Wishing by Yue-to-Sakura reviews
They say a dream is a wish your heart makes... What was it that Orihime Inoue dreamed of every night? [drabble]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] - Complete
The Water Quota by Fire0770 reviews
A collection of letters letters between Aizen, Gin, Tosen and The Espada. When you are living in the middle of a desert, water is the last thing you would expect to see. In order to compensate for this, the inhabitants of Las Noches have to take it in turns to go on daily water runs. Unfortunately, Aizen didn't anticipate just how incompetent his arrancar can be...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 178 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen, Tousen K., Espada
If I Were The Rain by BlackLolitarose reviews
An alternative ending to the Ulquiorra fight that twists the story in drastic ways. In a moment of desperation Inoue must choose whose life is most important: hers or Ulquiorra's. Will death be enough to separate these two as Heaven is separated from Earth, or will the rain bind them together again?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
A Pleasant Surprise by TheMaskedGirl reviews
Nico froze. He knew that voice very well. It belonged to Percy Jackson, his greatest dream and worst nightmare.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Pray by The Unbelievable reviews
Nnoitra died fighting Kenpachi. Now he is reborn as Harry Potter, throwing everyone through a loop. Harry isn't exactly what everyone expected him to be. Nnoitra-is-Harry fic. Rated 'M' mainly for Nnoitra's mouth. Does follow HP canon storyline
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 101,230 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Nnoitra G.
The Crumbling Universe by showybunny222 reviews
When a mysterious creature attacks Percy and Grover on a regular day in the park, things go from weirder to weirdest when a woman with a white sword appears. Now, Percy must fight an upcoming battle with these mysterious people in a fight of the century.
Crossover - Bleach & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Rukia K., Percy J.
The Guide to Amestris by LeFay Strent 2.0 reviews
A writer's guide to FMA fanfiction.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Complete
Vacation by Fire0770 reviews
All Yylfordt wanted was to see his brother, Szayel's, awesome high-Tec place. Unfortunately, his brother - in his mind, at least - is one of the biggest jerks in existence. His insatiable curiosity gets him thrown out of a window and into the cold desert of Hueco Mundo. Meanwhile, Yammy is sent on vacation to the Human World by Aizen and keeps Ulquiorra updated.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Ulquiorra, Yammy, Szayelaporro G., Yylfordt G.
Remember by The.Dragon.Singer reviews
We know them as ruthless killing machines. We know them as they are now. But do we know their past lives as humans? Alive?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Espada - Complete
Eternity (ON HIATUS) by DarkraiFanGirl reviews
Nnoitora suddenly goes from his normal self to a complete emotional wreck. Nelliel wants to find out what's wrong, but when she does, she discovers something about Nnoitora she never would have imagined. My first Bleach fanfic, and my first songfic. Song is "Eternity" from the movie The Swan Princess. Rated T for language. (On hiatus until further notice)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel
Broken by Maximillian Havisham reviews
They were the strongest warriors in Aizen's army, monsters bred for battle. But when they have to start their lives over in a new environment with nothing but each other and their swords, will they be able to forge new bonds? Or will they succumb to their past sins?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Espada, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J., T. Harribel
An Espada's Christmas Carol by ShiroMoon reviews
In this retelling of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol", Grimmjow must learn the true spirit of Christmas if he is to save his soul from eternal suffering. And along the way, he discovers remarkable things he never knew about Christmas, his enemies and his comrades and most of all, himself. (Contains GrimmUlqui in later chapters.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
With you - I turn stupid by Aoi Dark reviews
One-shot. This is an alternative story to strawberry pet. It focuses on Szayel and Nnoitra's love life (kind off), how they' became lovers e.t.c.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
And The Fandom Rejoiced by DAIrinchan reviews
Two fangirls wish Grimmjow and Ulquiorra - their dream guys - into existence. Reality ensues.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra, OC - Complete
The Daily Life of an Espada by GhostAdventuresFreak reviews
Grimmjow gets an idea to write about his life because as he says, it's just "so damn interesting." However, it doesn't all go according to plan when he must share it with the other Espada. Get a little taste of how life is like for our Espada amigos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Grimmjow J., Espada
Goodbye, Brother by Selena Estella reviews
Ilforte's final moments as I like to picture them-with his brother. Includes character death and general sadness. Not for those who dislike tragedy. Please read, and I hope you mourned over these characters' deaths as much as I did. Twoshot. NOT slash.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Szayelaporro G., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Memorias by Emochromatic reviews
Trapped in dreams of the past, Szayel reflects on his history with Nnoitra- and the progression of their love/hate relationship. RP plotline, "fanon." NnoitraxSzayel pairing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G. - Complete
the heart beats on and will not stop by tasteslikemiso reviews
Eating Metastacia was the best thing he'd ever done. Aaroniero. Gluttony is a virtue.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Aaroniero A. - Complete
The Swear Jar by Palomaloma reviews
Szayel needs money to update his lab, but Aizen won't give him his credit card. With the help of the internet, he comes up with a cheap but great way to make some money using his bad-mouthed colleagues. T for swearing..a lot of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
A Matter of Happenstance by Emochromatic reviews
Dying slowly in the back of a cart is not the way Szayel pictured himself going. Neither did he expect to meet a certain pink-haired Fukutaicho... A oneshot exploring what may have happened if the two had ever met. Please review; this is my first fic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Yachiru K. - Complete
Vampire vs Shinobi by Tsarina Torment reviews
Sasuke gets taken out of Konoha and dumped into the world of Twilight. All the girls adore him (especially Bella which annoys Edward to no end) but Sasuke's more interested in working out what the hell calculus is!
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - [Edward, Bella] Sasuke U. - Complete
More Than Thirteen Ways of Looking at an Espada by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
No One by Aikoquetiful reviews
Though due to the pain he wanted to die, there was one person that he wanted to see just once more, be able to talk to even if he was told to shut up, just one more time. Nnoitra/Szayel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G.
By Will Alone by CatsbytheGreat reviews
Edmund had been cursed by the White Witch during the Battle of Beruna, but the curse does not emerge until he is well out of Narnia. Now only Edmund can save himself.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,379 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Hell's my Playground by Psychodog reviews
Greed and his pals met their sticky end in the world of the living, but reunited in Hell, these mischief masters will make sure to leave their mark in hell, or face eternal torture. But in order to claim the crown, Greed needs to pick up a few friends...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,474 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Greed, Martel
Dante's Divine Sitcom by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The life and times of Anime!Pride. Because the only thing more traumatic than having Envy as your older brother is not getting any screentime to complain about it. [Spoilers, and lots of them]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Führer Bradley, Envy
Trying To Be Human by KalliopeStarmist reviews
By Popular Demand: the sequel to 'If You Give A Sin A Soul! Poor little Reg thought his problems were over. But, then, he thought his folks were dead, too. Can the littlest Sin get married before Roy gets too nosy?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Elysia H., Wrath - Complete
House of the Homunculi by Psychodog reviews
Time is passing at a fast rate, Dante has her new plan and with her two remaining sons she hopes to accomplish her greatest feat... take over the military! [Spoilers beware].
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,035 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Greed, Envy
If You Give a Sin a Soul by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Taking your girlfriend to meet your folks is never easy, especially when your 'folks' are former homunculi. Not to mention, Reg's girlfriend has a secret that may prove more devistating that Envy's wardrobe impairment.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Wrath, Elysia H. - Complete
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The Gabriel Project reviews
When Szayelaporro knew Aizen's reign in Heuco Mundo was coming to a close, he took matters into his own brilliant hands. He reincarnates himself and the other nine Espadas into a new life full of surprising turns and irony. Yet, the harmony and ignorance is not forever as they begin to remember. (Cover Art thanks to silvanoir of DeviantArt). (M for Violence Only.)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,479 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Ulquiorra, Nnoitra G., C. Stark, Szayelaporro G.
The Royal Court of Harribel reviews
With the Espada Auditions cancelled until further notice and Hueco Mundo once again in isolation from the other worlds; Tia Harribel and her Royal Court face many new problems. From dirty dishes, incessant singing, power outages and the horrid idea that Yylfordt Granz is having the time of his life in Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,200 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 1/9/2014 - T. Harribel, Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G.
Checkmate reviews
Spoilers for Bleach Chapter 634. Happy Birthday, Tsari!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8 - Vandenreich
The Museum of (Debatable) Art reviews
Art is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes. (It's debatable.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2
Life Of A Caterpillar (Revised) reviews
In 1911, there lived two ordinary brothers. One, an established man of Science and the other, a simple Actor. Little did they know, what lay beyond the World of the Living would change their lives forever. (M for violence. NO, no, no Granzcest! Never Ever!) Origins Story. (Cover Art By Tsari Torment)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G.] Yylfordt G.
What Happened to Zombie Amon? reviews
No, really. What happened? Where did he go? Oh wait. He's still on the phone. (No pairings.)
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Amon - Complete
Purpose reviews
In search of his Fracciones, Grimmjow meets a Vasto Lorde in the sands of Hueco Mundo who is in search of a purpose. Happy Birthday, Tsarina Torment! One-shot. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
A Story of a Jacket (Happy Birthday, Pandoru!) reviews
One day, Greed learns where King Bradley keeps all his important papers and the world is never the same again. Happy Birthday, Pandoru!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Führer Bradley, Greed, Dorochet/Dolcetto, Martel - Complete
Zu Staub
Er hat verlor. Aber hat eine dunkle Wolke der blau hinter sie. One-Shot GrimmUlqui (German Translation) (Danke zu Shadow of the Moon fuer der besser Übersetzung!
Bleach - Rated: T - German - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 6/9/2014
If We Were A Western reviews
One day, Ulquiorra finds Grimmjow watching a Western which he strangely finds parallels life in Las Noches. So the two begin to cast their own film. However, they soon find they are missing the main characters and something else very important. GrimmUlqui. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.] - Complete
Into Dust reviews
He had lost. Yet, a dark cloud always has a blue sky behind it. GrimmUlqui. One-shot. For and inspired by Tsari Torment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra]
Something Valuable reviews
Ulquiorra walks down the white hallways of Las Noches and the world around him is filled with trash. GrimmUlqui One-Shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra]
To Sleep, Perchance to Die reviews
Coyote Starrk sleeps too much. And what he doesn't know, doesn't kill him, right? What happens when the other Espada take advantage of his constant slumber for their own amusement? And what happens when Aizen finds out? Humor. No pairings, not a one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra, Nnoitra G., C. Stark - Complete
America Makes Rice Krispy Treats reviews
One day in Washington D.C., America begins to make his favorite treat. What happens though, when the King of Chefs comes to help and what is Canada doing hiding in the cupboard? Oneshot. No parings intended, but it is Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Canada, France, America - Complete
A Little Bit Of Me reviews
After Martel's death, Alphonse sits in his hotel room that evening, talking with the moon and stars in the sky. "Am I a horrible person?" He asked and he gets an unexpected answer. From Martel! Who is now bonded to Al's armor as well due to her blood tarnishing his own seal! Will they be able to get along, living in one tin can or are Alphonse and Martel doomed to battle forever?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Alphonse E., Martel
The New Order of Espada reviews
After Aizen died in Karakura, Tia Harribel took the throne of Hueco Mundo and a new era began for the surviving Espadas. Despite being free, many difficulties lay ahead for them. Soul Society wishes to gain control of the now isolated world and the Hollows within are displeased with the monarchy; and with three openings in the legion of the Espada, the world may be torn apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,597 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - T. Harribel, Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Let Us All Meditate Together reviews
Zommari Rureaux has had enough of all the fighting that goes on in Las Noches and he has come up with a surefire plan to fix it all. Teach his fellow Espadas: Zen Meditation! One-Shot. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G., Zommari R., Aaroniero A. - Complete
Espadas Undercover reviews
When Ichigo and the Soul Reapers invade Hueco Mundo, Aizen uses the last scrap of his brainpower and sends the Espada undercover to the Human World. It is easier said than done. Between keeping Szayel from starving them or Starrk spending all their money and holding down a job, Grimmjow and Nnoitra have their work cut out for them. Cover Image thanks to ifragmentix of Deviantart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 68,209 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Grimmjow J., Nnoitra G., T. Harribel, Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Quincy Wonderland reviews
What if… Szayel and Mayuri discovered the Wanderreich? What are two scientists to do with this wonderful discovery? One Shot. No Pairings, just laughter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Szayelaporro G., Mayuri K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Movie Night In The Common Room reviews
One winter night, Harry, Ron and Hermione are bored after discussing the events of the day. So Harry suggests they watch a movie. Funny One-Shot. No Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete