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Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle.

"Go forward in life with a twinkle in your eye and a smile on your face, but with great and strong purpose in your heart" -Gordon B. Hinckley


I am a mom and a teacher, in my opinion two of the funnest jobs ever. Being a mom means I have to keep time available for my wee ones, because I never know when they will need something, however I also never know when they will be occupied with toys or take an extra long nap, so sometimes I play the violin, garden, or paint. Sometimes I write. I will always try to write with a purpose.

All my stories are rated K or K-plus, and most of my reviews say, "aww, how sweet!" even when I was going for drama or suspense. Oh well. I guess that is what I get for spending most of my time around people under the age of 5.

The awesomest reviews tell me specific things you like or don't like, correct errors in the writing or tell me if the humor works. But even a brief "nice story" review is very gratifying to receive!

My favorite of my own stories so far is Wands.

I have been writing mostly Harry Potter stuff, but I honestly have more enthusiasm for the Tolkien world...I think the HP style is just easier to imitate and there is more freedom to create my own nonsensical ideas about magic.

My goal with each story is to have it stand alone; you shouldn't need to read them in a specific order for them to make sense (that being said, New Perspective really is best if read directly after Lily By Any Other Name.)

The chronological order of my book-verse* Harry Potter stories is as follows:

Mothers

Unexpected Beginning

A Day to Remember

A Musical Muggle Meets Magic

Wands (starts here and ends after the end of Malfoys, Weasleys, and Underestimated Magic with some spoilers.)

The Hat's Jealousies

Parcel of Tongue

Lily by Any Other Name

New Perspective (overlaps with A Lily By Any Other Name)

Malfoys, Weasleys, and Underestimated Magic (This is the big one. You know you want to read a big, long, involved, fanfiction in progress! You do!)

Book-verse: They are mostly consistent with the original 7 books, with the exception of my added character, Emilia Weasley. They are not consistent with Cursed Child. Or maybe they are consistent with Cursed Child...It's just another alternate future where Al is good at magic. :)

I took a sorting hat quiz, and liked my results, which were 63% Hufflepuff, 17% Ravenclaw, 15% Gryffindor, and 5% Slytherin.

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Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 390,036 - Reviews: 3258 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W.
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,382 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 7,082 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 5,926 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3877 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Great Deeds: Volume I by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Part I of a collection of moments in the life of Minerva McGonagall. "For there are many great deeds done in the small struggles of life." - Victor Hugo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 86,472 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Minerva M. - Complete
Forgiveness by kumar LaVoixDuSud reviews
Many years have passed since the end of the Rider's war. Murtagh lives in the castle of the Dragon Riders with his brother Eragon, the new generation of the Riders, the elves, and the hearts of the Dragons. However, Glaedr's Eldunarí lives in the same castle too. How will the elder react to the red Rider's presence?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Murtagh, Oromis - Complete
The Ivory Merchants by Heliopause reviews
In the early years of the Golden Age, traders seeking access to Narnia set off a chain of events leading to intrigue, sorrow and adventure. Rated T for accounts of historic (off-screen) violence and cruelty. And (late addition) some on-screen violence has crept in, in Chapter 17. Canon-compliant.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,994 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Ten Reasons to Study Arithmancy by ojuzu reviews
A meditation on magical numerology and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sam the Turtle Goes to Mordor by dreamflower02 reviews
Little Robin Gamgee, Sam's next to youngest child, has a gift for his Sam-dad. (Written in February 2011-inspired by a dream.) One-shot, book-verse; posted this week in honor of Father's Day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Samwise G., Hobbit - Complete
Kung Food Fighting by Kimberly T reviews
Before, he was just a poor and often-plagued seller of cabbages. But now that he's rediscovered an ancient long-lost form of bending, he's about to Change The World! This fic was a birthday present for my husband.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Cabbage Merchant - Complete
Ring Around the Rosie by shirebound reviews
King Elessar and Queen Arwen discover that the Gamgee children celebrate the deeds of the Ringbearers... in their own way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Samwise G., Aragorn - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Brotherly Comfort by Philote reviews
Fred and George have their own unique way of playing the comforting big brother. Missing scene from PoA book-verse, takes place after Sirius shows up in the dorm in the middle of the night and "attacks" Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Fred W., George W., Ron W. - Complete
Like magic by meldahlie reviews
What did Ottery St Catchpole really think of the Weasleys? And where were Fred & George that Christmas Eve in HBP? Missing moments with the Weasley twins from HBP & DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Storytime at the Summer Cabin by Evilnor reviews
Lulls in the action are hard to come by for Aang and his friends. Zuko discovers one way they unwind is by telling stories around a campfire, which amuses him right until they ask him to tell one!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Zuko - Complete
A Time to Reap by lindahoyland reviews
As Faramir and Aragorn struggle to cope with the scars left by their ordeal, their wives take action to try to reconcile King and Steward. No one suspects what lies in store. Winner MEFA 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,312 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
A Christmas of Enchantment by SJO reviews
A cheesy story about the first Christmas after Talking to Dragons in the Enchanted Forest
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Complete
The Thinking Cap Returns by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students...and deal with a BASILISK?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/17/2002
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Malfoys, Weasleys, and Underestimated Magic reviews
Scorpius plays the piano, Albus becomes an animagus, Rose is an arithmancer, and the youngest Weasley has Down Syndrome. House elves, merpeople, music, and many kinds of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,005 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Fat Friar Phantom Menace reviews
Hogwarts ghosts usually mind their own business, but when things get really dreadful, they just might take umbrage. AU. This has nothing to do with my other stories, and nothing to do with Star Wars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/25 - Dolores U., Fat Friar
A Day to Remember reviews
Memories are powerful. This is how they are made in Harry and Ginny's family. Warm, fuzzy, and glowing, with antlers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
In the Dragons' Wake reviews
Imagine waking up as a tiny dragon in an egg, part of a new generation after a century of hibernation. How would you begin to choose a rider?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Eragon S.
The Hat's Jealousies reviews
What would an intelligent inanimate object envy? Eleven-year-old Scorpius Malfoy wishes and wonders as he wears the good old Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Scorpius M., Sorting Hat - Complete
A Musical Muggle Meets Magic reviews
A Schubert Impromptu is interrupted by impolite intruders when the littlest Malfoy decides he wants piano lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Mothers reviews
After the end of DH, Lily Potter reflects on the influence nine women have had on her son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Lily Evans P., Minerva M., Molly W.
Unexpected Beginning reviews
Disability, or advantage? Muggles' wisdom and animagi's curiosity. Second Generation. Introducing the greatest original character ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Wands reviews
Even old Ollivander has things to discover. Five interconnected one-shots from the wandmaker's perspective that accompany my "A Lily By Any Other Name" story; they'll still make sense if you haven't read the other story. Warning: wand lore nerdiness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - G. Ollivander, James S. P., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
A Parcel of Tongue reviews
ssssshort and sssssweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
A New Perspective reviews
Years after good has won over evil, a few witches and wizards still have to learn to see each other with a new perspective. (This will make the most sense directly after reading 'A Lily by Any Other Name' since they are scenes of the same story but from, well, a new perspective).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Eldarion Dwarfed reviews
A young prince of Gondor deals with tricksters (or traitors?), and wishes he could enjoy the feast.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Eldarion, Elboron, Aragorn, Gimli - Complete
A Lily By Any Other Name reviews
Lily was talented, she was pretty, and she was kind-hearted and friendly. She would never love the dark, greasy boy in the corner. Would she?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Sudden and Terrible Mischief reviews
One-shot with a famous demigod before he sparks the start of a new era.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Chiron, Zeus - Complete
Faramir and Peregrin reviews
Come! Let the song begin, Tooks are fond of singing. Paths lead young and old, jolly friendships bringing! (Abandoned for now)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Peregrin T.
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