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Joined 06-08-13, id: 4775787, Profile Updated: 06-28-14
Author has written 12 stories for Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Outsiders, Divergent Trilogy, and Carrie.

I love reading and writing i love the mortal instruments, the hunger games, divergent, hush hush, Percy Jackson and harry potter. Im wierd and proud of it. My parabatai is mermaid12108! I love The Goo Goo Dolls, One Republic, Avril Lavigne and my favorite color is purple!

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1,ByTheAngel99, and me, Foxface'sSpecialPie MilliniumLint

My Name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

Stop abuse, it is cruel and wrong.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. scary

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Homey1717, Writer.of.the.gods, Taylur, percabeth4evr, Greyeyedowl98 MilliniumLint

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off the Empire state building, 98 percent of girls would be hysterical. Copy this to your profile if you'd be one of the 2 percent shouting, "Do a flip!"

Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

If you adore animals copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's 2 scary! Guy : Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl:Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe Girl: I love you too, please just slow down now! Please! (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of a brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived . The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Can't beat 'em, join 'em, can't join 'em, bribe 'em, can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em, can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em, can't kill 'em, You Screwed.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball makes a big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: Push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted a gruesome on-screen torture. The other was about a guy and a saw.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run in to walls.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Don't try to sell meteorites to dinosaurs. They might get offended. And, you know, eat you.

SECRET!!!

[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5. [2] The answer is to look at 11. [3] Don't get mad and look at 15. [4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13. [5] Look at 2. [6] Don't be that angry, look at 12. [7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5. [8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14. [9] Be patient, and look at 4. [10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7. [11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6. [12] Sorry, look at 8. [13] Don't get mad and look at 10. [14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3. [15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying copy this onto your profile and add your name if you are against bullying MilliniumLint

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones(book):

“Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?' Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." "At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”

Clary: Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds? Jace: If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.

Jace:Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath? Clary: It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath Simon: As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome. Jace: I knew we should have left you as a rat.

Clary: Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

Jace: One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at. Clary: Meaning you? Jace: What else?

Jace: Can i help you with something? Clary: Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you. Jace: Of course they are, I am stunningly attractive.

Clary: Don't. I'm not really in the mood right now. Jace: That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me

Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored. "In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations." "You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit." "I didn't invite him into bed," Clary snapped. "We were just kissing." "Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love.”

Jace: The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD/CHECK the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I have TOURETTES SYDROME, so I must SWEAR UNCONTROLLABLY I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt). I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I have OCD, so I must be a CLEAN FREAK I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. Im a GIRL, so I must LOVE SHOPPING I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. Im BUDDHIST, so I must be bald and sitting crossed-legged all day humming.(Thats what some people think meditating is) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I love FIRE so I must be a pyromaniac.

YOUR GUY SIDE:11 (Im a girl btw)

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-BOX Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS3 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:9

You wear lip gloss/You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink You go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance? It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing

I love when people use the term "we're expecting" when they talk about pregnancy, it makes it sound like there could be multiple outcomes.

Yeah, we're expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.

List twelve characters from The Outsiders, in no particular order.

1. Tim Shepard

2. Randy

3. Sodapop Curtis

4. Curly Shepard

5. Darrell Curtis

6. Cherry Valence

7. Ponyboy Curtis

8. Dallas Winston

9. Johnny Cade

10. Bob

11. Steve Randle

12. Two- bit Matthews

1.Have you ever read a (6), (11) fic? Do you want to?

Steve/Cherry? No, and I dont think Id ever want to

2. Do you think (4) is hot? How hot?

I dont know how Curly Shepard even looks, it isnt even mentioned, but based on Angela and Tim Shepards(his brother and sister) descriptions, Im pretty sure hes really hot.

3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant?

Two-bit and Dally??? Aaaah!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about (9)?

Yes, many.

5. Would (2) and (6) make a good couple?

Cherry and Randy? No way, Randy was her boyfriend Bobs best friend so that would be awkward.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Darry/Johnny or Darry/Bob? Neither, although if I had to choose out it would be Johnny, cause Bob a soc, eww.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out?

If Ponyboy walked in on Randy and Two-bit making out he would probably be freaked out.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Soda/Bob

Bob tried the hurt his little brother, and Soda wont let that go. Not till he gives that no good soc a piece of his mind.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Tim and Dally? Yeah, Ive seen it before, both friendly fluff and romantic fluff.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort

Ponyboy/Two-bit

Turn That Frown Upside Down

11. Does anyone on your friends list read 3/8?

Soda/Dally? I really doubt it.

12. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

Randy, Curly, and Darry. I dont think so.

13. If you wrote a Song-fic about (8), what song would you choose?

Dallas Winston. What A Scene, by The Goo Goo Dolls.

14. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Tim, Cherry, and Two-bit. Warning: Hysterical and possibly violent.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about (5)?

A couple days ago.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted,(1) has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

ok..

Tim and Ponyboy are in a happy relationship(WTF???) Until Johnny runs off with Ponyboy(I could see that). Tim, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Steve(well, thats horrifying) and a brief unhappy affair with Cherry, then follows the wise advice of Darry and finds true love with Two-bit(Holy cow crap!).

Weird..

17. How would you feel if 7/8 were in a heated argument?

Pony and Dally? Run Ponyboy, run!!!!!!!

18. What would you think if you found out (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Darry? Cool.

19. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Steve and Dally? Wow guys, thats real tuff... not.

20. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Randy. Eeew, its soc.

21. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Soda and Johnny??? Aww man, two of the hottest guys in "The Outsiders" and they both turn out to be guy.

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Bob? Oh my ogd, get your dirty let soc fingers outta my stuff and scram!!!

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his or her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Id be shocked, and sad about how hes going even farther down the wrong path and throwing his life away.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Surprised. Curlys a hood, he doesnt really seem the type to do that kinda thing.

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Cherry steals my hair brush. IDK.

25. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Ponyboy, Johnny, and Curly singing something, anything by Hank Williams(eeeww). Id be like eew, Hank Williams, how gross can you get?

26.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Randy and Steve? Ugh, not my fav characters.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! ( I say it all the time!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid ( Okay, really? Can all fans and people who are not fans get along???)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down ( I done this... Only I said curse you Zeus! hehe)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood ( I wanna find Camp Half Blood :( )

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

Percy Jackson:

You know you're obsessed with PJO when:

During a thunderstorm, you scream, "CALM DOWN ZEUS!"

Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes.

Everytime you see an owl, you say, "Hi Athena!" ( Or my cousin, I call her wise girl and owl head :P )

You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address.

You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket.

Everytime you pick up a pen, you hope it turns into a sword.

When you clap your hands, you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding.

You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes.

If someone says, "Percy," you scream, "JACKSON!"

You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda.

Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one.

Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say, "Annabeth!" ( Didn't see anyone yet. Unless I get one for my cousin...)

You burn food to see if it smells good. ( Don't know, but I wanna try...)

You see an emo and say to them, "Hi Nico." ( Oh gods of Olympus... Please save me from that if I ever do that.)

Recite random lines from the books(i try not to).

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it(hehe sorry my poor family).

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months(is it just me or others, mostly mine is less).

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (hehe : turns head:)

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. (gulity hehe)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (yup)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. ( i take it with me)

You just have to research more about Greek mythology. ( poor library)

You copy and paste this onto your profile.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You've made a Camp Half-Blood shirt. ( Not yet, but I got a purple shirt for CJ from HoO series.)

You annoy your friends and family by talking about Percy Jackson all the time.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also, she's a hunter. Her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. ( I try to remember, only those I hear a lot stay in my head like Nemesis and Fortuna)

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. (dont live in NY but i wanna do it)

You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get. ( I don't really like the movie... But the books I will... Nevermind I won't finish that.)

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. ( And if something bad's going to happen...)

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. ( or something...)

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, jasperthewalkingchillpill, team-jacob-furever, .Wannabe_Fantasy.I'm Done Believing, purplewolf7, KariahBengalii, PercyJfan1802, MilliniumLint

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Things that make me laugh:

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

I'll always love you, Mum

When you were 5, your mum gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mum drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mum paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mum was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mum paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mum taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mum cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mum drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mum paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mum fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you

paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mum died.

DRINKING AND DRIVING

I went to a party, Mom And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put DaddysGirl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say I love you, Mom So I love you and good-bye.

Help stop drinking and driving!!

ou love your mum, copy and

Month one

Mummy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mummy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mummy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mummy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mummy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mummy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mummy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mummy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mummy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mummy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mum

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying

15 things to do in your Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti -depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shout

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.

The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.

The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying.

45 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was germs?
'Mum' was your best friend and 'Dad' was your hero
when your W0RST Enemy was your sister

and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid thing ALONE

A university professor challenged his students with this question: "Did God create everything that exists?"'

A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

"God created everything?" the professor asked.

"Yes, sir," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course," replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir; darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazuwhowasdiagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resultingin a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. God bless Grammy. GOODBY Grampa.” The father thought this strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.

About a month later the father heard his son saying his prayers again: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. GOODBYE Grammy.” The next day the grandmother died. The father was getting more than a little worried.

Two weeks later the father again overheard his sons prayers. “God Bless Mommy, GOODBYE Daddy. That was enough to almost give him a heart attack. He got up real early to avoid the traffic, stayed at work through lunch and dinner. Finally he went home after midnight relieved to be still alive. He apologized to his wife for being late, saying he had a very bad day at work.

“You think you had a bad day?” his wife yelled. “The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this

15 things to do in your Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti -depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shout

NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

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Things to remember:

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Utter randomness!!

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Blonde joke (no offense blondes)

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, 'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracingYou cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Things to remember:

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Utter randomness!!

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Blonde joke (no offense blondes)

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, 'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracingYou cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

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It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.

-I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.

-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it! You thought I was going to say 'to get to the other side' didn't you! I tricked you!! eh heh!

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT

-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something

-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

-When in doubt, make up words

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Im not saying your stupid im just implying it

-I had a freind once... but then hs rope boke and he ran for it.

-I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

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1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.)If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

4.)Would you like a cookie? So would I.

5.)You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear

6.)A day without sunshine is like... night.

7.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

8.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

9.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

10.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

11.)America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom untill you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills...

12.)A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

13.)Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

14.)Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

15.)I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

16.)My favorite word is sarcasm.

17.)It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

18.)I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

19.)At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely.

20.)I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

21.)When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

22.)I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

23.)When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

24.) The dark side has cookies, but we have pie. Blueberry, to be exact.

25.)Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

26.)Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?

27.)Education is important. school however, is another matter.

28.)What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

29.)Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

30.)Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

31.)Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick

32.)A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

33.)If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

34.)Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

35.) When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

36.)When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.

37.)My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

38.)1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

39.)there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

40.)dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future

41.)The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

42.)Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

43.)Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

44.)When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

45.)When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

46.)Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

47.)EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

48.)Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

49.)Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

50.) (ok this ones long) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that trash up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

51.)Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

52.)Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

53.)You're intoxocated by my very presence!

54.)I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends jk u guys r awsome(gravy)

55.)I ran with scissors, and lived!

56.)Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (charlie and the chocolate factory)

57.)I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

58.)BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

59.)Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

60.)BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

61.)There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

62.)Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

63.) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

64.) "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

65.)A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

66.)worst excuse for not turning in nomework: i couldent find anyone to copy it from

67.)the only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

68.) he who laughs last didnt get it

69.)when theres a will i want to be in it

70.) Do not lead me into temptation. I can find it myself

71.)the number of people watching you is directly proportinal to the stupidity of your action

72.) when everything's coming your way, your in the wrong lane

73.) i couldnt repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder

74.) Everyone makes mistakes. the trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking

75.)Being mature is overrated

76.)Being weird is like being normal, only better.

77.)I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

78.)Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

79.)it takes 42 muscles to frown 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

80.)I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

81.)Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

82.)If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

83.)I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

84.)Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

85.)Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

86.)WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

87.)Person#1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

88.)Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

89.)If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

90.)I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

91.)Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

92.)I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

This is who I am.

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone will take my place.

Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!)

ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution You love showing off.(sometimes) You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac You hate air pollution

6/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac

7/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist You have a special connection with animals You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly You love going to flower shops You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10

ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take rumors and stuff like that from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

4/10

APOLLO (my dad)

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry You can play at least 3 musical instruments You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment You like magic You like Harry Potter You're bold You hate when people think you're the bad guy You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy You couldn't care less about fashion Teddy bears are lethal in your hands You like being different from everybody else You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

6/10

See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.

-See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. -See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars. -See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. -See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cried herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always. -See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped. -See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him. -See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body. -See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way. -See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams. -See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia. -See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left. -See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand. -See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day. -See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago. -See know the girl you just called fat?She overdosed on diet pills. -See that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. -See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home

Don't

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Judge.

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot 2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)-I robbed 7 (July) -I kissed 8 (Aug) -I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - i hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 -a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 -the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - a hobo 13 -a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 -yo momma 24 - a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that Black - because I love weed Pink - because I smoke crack Turquoise- because im good in bed brown- because i like to snort cocaine Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because im gay Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs Other - because im retarded Green -because that bum stole my taco Orange - because i still love him RED- because the gummy bears made me blue - because i like shoelaces Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver graphic- because I am crazy like that none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I got : I kissed a dog cause I have love weed.

WTF???!!

How the PJO characters command people to shut up:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will bring you to war and kill you!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

Things I Am NOT To Do At Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while patrolling the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will not shoot Harry's dad and roast him on a spitfire.

25) I will not pin up a photo of Voldemort and play 'Pin The Nose On Moldywart' with everyone who will play.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

52) I will not sing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” to Draco Malfoy, unless I want to reside in the corner of shame.

54) I will not laugh when Voldemort starts Tap dancing.

55) I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

56) I will not throw a book at mourning myrtle

56) I will not hiss at harry potter instead of talking

57) I will not add “according to the prophecy” At the end of all of my statements to raise my divination grades.

58) I will not convince first years that the new password to GryffindorTower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

59)I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas.

60). I will not refer to Aragog as "Charlotte."

62). I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.

63) If Death Eaters attack Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

64) I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign..

65) Asking Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger "When's the wedding?" is only funny a few times.

66) I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

67) I will not dress in long black capes with hoods

68) I will not hand out shirts that say "Potter 6, Voldemort 0."

69) Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.

70) I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes.

71) I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don't send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes."

74) I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.

75) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

76) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

77)I shall not try to get hagrid married to Charlie Weasley, However Interesting the Childs fascination to Dragons might be

77) Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny.

78) I will not tell Professor Snape that we the student body have been discussing his role in unfortunate events involving the late headmaster and have deemed him a miserable and pathetic excuse of a human being. I will also not suggest that he isn't even human.

79) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

80) I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?".

81) I will not set a Ravenclaw on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.

82) Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time.

83) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts.

84) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

72. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it..

74. I will not point out that Astrology needs to be rewritten as Pluto is no longer a planet.

75. I will not encourage bungee jumping from the AstronomyTower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore's memory.

76. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor.

77. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense….Neither does Hermione Granger

79. I will not insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-De-Dee: The Voldemort Musical,".

80. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she's lying.

81. I will not imitate Miranda Kerr while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent.

82. I will not enchant the telescopes on the AstronomyTower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.

83. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

85. I will not use Legilimency to get the right answers from my teachers.

86. I will not use Legilimency to get what my fellow students think are the right answers.

87. I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye.

89. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles."

92. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.

93. I will not suggest that we read cocoa beans in Divination instead of tea leaves for a bit of a change.

94. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it..

96. I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees.

97. I will not use silencing charms on my Prefects.

98. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.

99. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions.

100. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the Whomping Willow is highly frowned upon.

101.Trying to sell Hagrid’s hair as Broom bristles is apparently offensive.

101. I will not tell Harry Potter that he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a couple of best selling novels and loads of bad fanfiction.

Nothing Gold Can Stay Robert Frost

Nature's first green is gold,

Her hardest Hue to hold.

Her early leaf's a flower,

But only so an hour.

Then leaf subsides to leaf

So Edan sank to grief,

So dawn goes down to day.

Nothing gold can stay.

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Dracos the snootiest

Crabbe's the scardiest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

Socials may be large, Socials may be rough, But man, oh man, them Greasers are tuff. Socials got Mustangs, Socials got cash, But I heart Greasers that roll in trash. Greasers are great, Greasers are bold So put on your Converse shoes and stay gold.

You say Edward, I say Ponyboy. You say Bella, I say Sandy. You say Jacob, I say Sodapop. You say Washington, I say Tulsa. You say Vampires, I say Greasers. You say "How romantic," I say "Let's do it for Johnny!" Put this in your profile if you love The Outsiders. :D

KEEP CALM

and

STAY GOLD

KATNISS: [x ] You would do anything to protect your family.

[x] You have good aim. [ ] You hate cats. [x] You aren’t fond of people in general. [x] You hate being indebted to people.

[x] You hold grudges.

[x] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug. ] When you sing, the birds fall silent.

6/8

PEETA [x] You’re an artist.[ ] You love to bake. [x] You can decorate well. [ ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you. [x] You’re clever.[ ] Your favorite color is orange. [x] People tend to be charmed by you. [x] You’re a hopeless romantic. [ ] You have a strong sense of self.

5 /9

GALE [x] You question everything.[ x ] You’re very defiant. [x] You’re spontaneous. x] You’re a rebel with a cause. [x] You would do absolutely anything for justice.

5/5

FINNICK [ ] You like "secrets". [ ] You like sugar cubes. [ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous. [x] You’re a skilled swimmer. [x] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature. [ ] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be. [ ] You’re protective.

2/7

PRIM [x] You’re innocent.[x] You adore animals. [x] You love helping people in need. [x] People seem to be fond of you. [x] Over time you’ve become quite wise. [ ] You are nurturing.

5/6

CINNA [x] You’re creative. [x] You root for the underdog. [x] You dress simply. [x] You stand up for your cause. [x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable. [x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.

6/6

EFFIE [ ] You’re materialistic. [ ] You’ve dyed your hair a wild colour. [ ] You’re somewhat naive. [ ] You’re chirpy. [ ] You’re punctual and hate lateness. [ ] Etiquette is important to you.

0/6

HAYMITCH [x] You’re very sarcastic. [ ] You get drunk often.[ x] People might find you condescending. [x] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours. [x] You’re very lonely.

3 /5

JOHANNA [x] You’re a bold, gutsy person. [x] People might call you crazy. [x] You want things to be fair. [x] You’ve had a rough time in life. [x] You really don’t like most people. [ ] You don’t like being in water.

5/6

RUE [x] You love music. [x] You’re small and graceful. [x] You hum often. [ ] You inspire others. x] You’re always hungry. [x] People underestimate you.

5/6


I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood.

I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society.

Man, do I have fun!

Greaser... greaser... greaser...

O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood.

Juvenile delinquent, you're no good!

Get thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well dressed.

I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties.

And what do you do for fun?

I jump greasers!

"I'm only 13 and The Outsiders has taught me some valuable life lessons:

Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you.

Sodapop taught me that it's okay to be laid back sometimes.

Darry taught me to protect the ones I love.

Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt.

Two-Bit taught me that it's okay to make a joke every once in a while.

Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends and that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars.

And Johnny?

Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold."

You Know You're Obsessed With The Outsiders When...

You laugh every time you drink a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you. (I dont drink soft drinks, but when I see them I sometimes laugh.)

You name your horse (or any other pet) Ponyboy, or after any other charaters. (If pets on Sims count, yes.)

You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a million different sources. (Yeah)

You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason except because it was mentioned in The Outsiders. (I havent.. yet.)

If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "riding into sure death because they were gallant". (Havent read it yet.)

You've started wearing black leather jackets, old jeans, and white t-shirts a lot more than you usually do. (No but I have been wearing more makeup and dressing a bit more like a greasy girl.)

You've researched the 60s for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60s to your baffled history teacher. (Havent reasearched it, but I have asked many questions to my teacher, who is more annoyed than baffled.)

You've tried slicking back your hair with hair gel/grease and squealed happily at the results. (Not yet, but I wanna, I just dont know how.)

You've bleached your hair just because Ponyboy did. (No way, I love you Pony, but not MY hair!)

You've started caring about your hair a lot more than you did before. (Not really, I care about it a lot in general though.)

You've stopped getting haircuts. (No, I just got one for locks of love, but my hair is now short enough to grease back!!!)

You daydream about the greasers and imagine yourself in their time period. (Oh yes..)

You have a sudden urge to eat bologna...although you may think it tastes like spicy dirt. (No way, eeew.)

Your fear of fire has suddenly become a bit disturbing or you can't be around fire without bawling. (Yeah, I am afraid of fire.)

You suddenly start looking for greasers when you're out of your house. (Nope, but Ive looked for them in movies.)

You compare random people to The Outsiders characters when you see them. (Sometimes.)

You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", "tuff", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you. (Gee, of course I do!)

You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it. (Only read it once, I dont own it, so I cant)

You love your English teacher for getting you to read it. (Love and hate, the book was awesome, but caused a lot of pain.)

You announce to your stunned parents that your new favorite cartoon character is Mickey Mouse. (Nope, sorry Two-bit, but Im still a Snoopy fan.)

You want to hit people when your teacher's showing the Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it/laugh at it. ( You bet I do)

You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too. (Yes, but not to strangers, Im too shy.)

You suddenly wish you had a southern accent, and you love people who actually do. (I actually AM southern, and my accent has become more southern since reading the book.)

You've developed a sudden interest in old movies. (Exspecially ones with Paul Newman.)

You do a double take each time someone says the word "soda" or "pony". (Yes, the meanings of those words has changed forever for me.)

You laugh every time you drink Pepsi (Ponyboy's addiction) or Coke (Dally/Cherry incident). (I dont drink either, but I do laugh at the Coke.)

You write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write. (I dont write letters that often, but sometimes I do.)

You've paused the movie at the very beginning when Ponyboy writes in his composition book, and tried to copy his handwriting. (I havent.)

You've wondered what it would be like the live as a greaser in the 1960s. (Yeah, bet it would be real tuff.)

You and your best friend spend three hours running around the mall asking random people where you can find some white and black Converse high-tops, just because Ponyboy has white ones and Johnny has black. Then you spend all your mom's birthday money buying some. (I have only one pair of converse, and they are purple.)

You spend twenty bucks at the bouncy ball machine, trying to get a red one. Then when you do, you walk around your subdivision for hours, bouncing it like Ponyboy does in the beginning of the movie. (I want to, but I havent.)

You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house" (Nope.)

Certain songs remind you of characters/gang. (Oh yeah.)

You've committed the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory. (Yup.)

You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders. (Im writing one right now.)

You start quoting the book. (All the time.)

You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts. (No, I just simply know where to find it.)

You make a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know. (Not, but I should.)

When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name. (No, but when the people in my class were reading it and thought it wasnt his real name because I was farther ahead in the book than them, I was pretty annoyed.)

You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang. (No, I know nothing about cars so I wouldn't notice.)

After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letter to his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? Or why they mentioned the nightmares...?) (Yeah, Im very observant.)

You go to Dairy Queen. While at said restaurant, you order bar-bq-sandwiches and banana splits. (No, I don't like BBQ.)

You, like other greasers think Hank Williams is gross. (MillinimLint) (Oh yeah, I checked his music out on youtube. *shudders*)

You contemplate the meaning of "gallant" (Sometimes.)

You start calling your group of close friends a gang. (I dont have enough friends to do that.)

You watch sunsets (and sunrises) (No, I like to sleep.)

You say "Oh My (S. E.) Hinton" or "Oh My insert Outsiders character name here" instead of Oh My G. (from JanayOkay14) (Never.)

When a friend asks you to borrow the book, you pause becuase you don't want to part with it. (Dont have the book, but if I did, yes.)

You point out all of the itty-bitty details that they got wrong in the movie (Dally's hair color, Ponyboy getting shoved instead of slapped, etc) (Yes.)

You eat chocolate cake for breakfast and immediately think of the the Curtises. (I want to.)

You have to stop yourself from laughing whenever someone says "soda" (Uh-huh.)

When someone says "pony" you immediately think "boy!" (Sometimes.)

You continually ask your history teacher about the Vietnam war, or anything else pertaining to the sixties. (Occasionally.)

When people say sixties, you think of greasers and Socs, not hippies like most. (Yeah.)

You have a GIGANTIC FAN ATTACK (bouncing up and down, hyperventilating...) when Ralph Macchio danced to "Stay Gold" (I had a huge attack! And after I had the attack, I started crying. JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset) (Never seen it.)

The song "Stay Gold" makes you wanna cry.(MilliniumLint) (Like a baby.)

The music video for "How To Save A Life" on youtube about the outsiders makes you wanna cry. (MilliniumLint) (Oh yeah)

When you had to read this book and take a test on it for school, at the end of your test you wrote "Stay Gold" in big fancy letters. (MilliniumLint) (Yep.)

You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done (Uh-huh.)

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOOOOOOVE The Outsiders! :D :D :D :D :D

Copy and paste to your profile if you have done any of the above things! XD I sure had fun writing it... :) Also add to it... Original by EternalBookworm

Greasers' Birthdays:

Darry-January 5, 1946

Johnny-March 1, 1950

Steve-April 15, 1949

Two-Bit-June 20, 1948

Ponyboy- July 22, 1952

Sodapop-October 8, 1949

Dallas-November 9, 1948

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All Boys by Be My Master reviews
My name is Clary, but in my new school, I go as Cain. I go to an all boys school for the arts, and I believe that I can have a normal school experience - as long as no one finds out I have a few, ehem, crucial "boy parts" missing. Based off iWant9Live2Live's story, "Forbidden". - Complete - Now on Archive of Our Own, be sure to go check, because I'm not uploading to here anymore.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Stand by Me by Kyepie05 reviews
There are times when you're down and all you need is for someone to stand by you. Every member of the gang was close so this is a collection of one shots of different members of the gang comforting each other when they're down. First up is Soda and Steve.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,072 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013
As if Living in a Shoe by AboveMillions reviews
It's quite simple, really. Pony has a crush on Soda and Soda has a crush on Pony. They know it's not their best idea, but hey, couldn't hurt if no one knew? Right?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Night and Day by pineapplefan reviews
Dallas Winston is the toughest greaser in all of Tulsa. But when he shows up on Two-Bit's doorstep, sick and out of sorts, it's up to Two-Bit to pick up the pieces. Rated M for sexual abuse content and swearing.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,153 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Dallas W., Two Bit M. - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3675 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
City of Stories by Allibella731 reviews
100 insights into the lives of various characters. Drabble-style stories inspired by music and the Mortal Instruments. Walk with Simon, Clary, Magnus, Alec, Isabelle, the Lightwoods Jace, Sebastian, Jocelyn, countless Downworlders, and many others through the streets of the City of Stories. See snapshots of different characters' lives throughout the story. All canon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,154 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012
Texas by benignmilitancy reviews
Yeah, Pony, I told him you and Johnny was elopin' to get married in
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Dallas W., Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Wake Me Up Inside by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
"Alec knew it wasn't real, none of it was, but somehow still he was running scared." Alec comes down with a mystery illness that is slowly making him go insane. He's hallucinating, feverish, and having nightmares. Will Clary, Jace, Isabelle, and Magnus be able to help him in time before he's slowly driven insane by his own mind? (Set sometime after COG, Implied Malec, Clace)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Hazing by aboxofbears reviews
When two teenagers are thrown into the world of burping and rocking and mechanical babies, it's a wonder they don't strangle each other. Cliché, short and overdone. Drabblish, AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L.
Truth or Dare! by Fantasy Friends 31 reviews
they're bored! REALLY BORED so they started playing this game at Magnus house... Only the Angel know what would happen... Discover the awkward situations they're going to be! discover the most awkward stuff about your favorite character! *Includes Canon pairings*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Toxic by MagicInTheMusic reviews
"There's something wrong with me." "We've been friends for eight years and I've never actually met your brother." "Jace, isn't okay to talk." I straightened the beanie that covered my bald head. His eyes met mine for the briefest second. Little blips from this story to pull you in. Come find out about the life of Jace and Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,796 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Pearly Whites by NewVoice reviews
Jace has a little bit of a problem with the dentist...problem meaning he'd rather take on a pack of werewolves than go to one. ONESHOT
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Don't Say It Out Loud by gloryblastit reviews
Ponyboy's difficult day, no new characters, slash
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2004
Gameboys,Kissing,And an Awkward Conversation by MangerlesMots reviews
"Impatient Barbarian," Magnus thought rolling his eyes "honestly what did Alec see in this moron?" Jace is pissed.he goes looking for Alec,but instead gets an awkward conversation with our favorite Warlock. Review if you DARE...SEQUEL is up:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Fragments by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
One hundret one sentence pieces of Magnus/Alec from angst to fluff. "Okay, I'm giving you exactly one minute to explain to me why and whereto all my clothes have vanished – and 'because they were black' is not a valid answer."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
My Angel by claryxjace reviews
Jace is the popular boy in school and can get any girl he desires but one girl is leaving him in questions. Clary Fray. She beautiful, smart and perfect but she is hiding something from him. A disease.Will Jace stick with her when it resurfaces? Or go on?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,097 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Outsiders what's next? by theultimateoutsider reviews
Ok, this is for those who want to know what happened next. Johnny is alive, well... eventually you got to read atleast up to ch.7. Pony is getting depressed and only one thing can help him.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,158 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/14/2006
Keep It in Your Pants by WinchesterLover reviews
Darry teaches Ponyboy that somethings should stay in your pants. Parody, one-shot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Pink by BellaBaby2813 reviews
If I have learned anything from Jace in the four years I’ve known him, and trust me, I’ve learned a lot, was that Jace and the color pink did not get along.:Based a few years after City of Glass:.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009
The Truth Behind His Soul by LifeLessWords reviews
This is a poem I wrote that I think describes Jace. It's really good I promise! Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jace W. - Complete
Second Chances by NZLisaM reviews
Two and a half years after Becky's death, Jesse develops romantic feelings for the last person he ever thought possible – Kimmy Gibbler!
Full House - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,618 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - [Kimmy G., Jesse K.] - Complete
Jace antler's adventure! by ironfaery reviews
CoB "One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," Jace added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me." Do you want to know what happened that night?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Uncomfortable Protection by alikitties reviews
Isabelle sends Jace on a little errand that all men dread: Out for tampons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Bad Influence by MaybeEventually reviews
Ponyboy goes skinny-dipping with someone. Slash. Not a PonyboyJohnny slash! It's with someone else!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Ponyboy C., Curly S.
The MarySue by MaybeEventually reviews
Im pretty much making fun of the basic Marysue girl, so no offense to anyone.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Ponyboy C.
Ponyboy's Confusing Dream by MaybeEventually reviews
Ponyboy has a reaccuring dream about one of his friends, but he doesn't understand what it's supposed to mean. The R is actually just in the last chapter.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
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The Brewing of a Storm, The Burning of a Star reviews
A look a both Jace's and Sebastian's childhoods, starting with Jace's birth and ending with the arrival of Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Jace W., Valentine M., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
The 76th Hunger Games reviews
Katniss and Peeta weren t in the quarter quell. There was no rebellion. The hunger games is still going on. There are new tributes, a new arena and a lot of tears and blood. Let the 70th hunger games begin!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - OC
The Game Of Life reviews
Ponyboy and Johnny were kidnapped one morning before school and they were held captive with other children, some strangers, and some friends. They were forced to played sick, painful, cruel "games" in exchange for food, clean clothing, and other basic necessities. the two learn fast that life is one big game. And if you want to survive, you need to play it right.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C., Curly S., Angela S.
Water And Ice reviews
Believe it or not, once upon a time, Dallas Winston was a child. A free, clean child, as pure a little boy could be growing up in New York. As simple and joyful as a stream of cool, clean water, sparkling in the sun. That was, until he spent a year in jail at age ten. This story is about young Dally s year in jail, and how he turned from water to ice.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Dallas W., OC
Casey reviews
If Carrie was a boy.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2014
Truth Or Dare, Sebastian Style! reviews
Sebastian has been caught and has a lifetime sentence in Silent City. He has been offer the choice to have his sentence shortened down to 20 years if he plays a game a truth or dare with the TMI gang. Sebastian agreed, but he has no idea what he s gotten himself into! Sequel to Truth or Dare TIM Style!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Trainer reviews
A poem I wrote in school for an assignment about Tobias and Tris. Disclaimer: I don t own Divergent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
The Blind Dates Of Doom reviews
The TMI characters are bored and decide, for fun, to send their boyfriends or girlfriends on the worst blind date imaginable.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Isabelle L.
Little Soldier reviews
A poem about Max s funeral. I just came up with it this morning. Short but sweet.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Max L. - Complete
Truth or Dare, TMI Style! reviews
Another truth or dare story, but hey, I can t get enough of them!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
All you need is Love reviews
Jace and Clary are grown and married. They have just given birth to a son. As they looked into his eyes, they knew her was part demon, like Sebastian. Will he be a ruthless monster like his uncle?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Luke G. - Complete
TMI Tunes reviews
I have written songs to the tune of other songs for each character.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete