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Joined 10-27-03, id: 477600
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Deltora Quest.

Greetings from a far off and distant reality!

Here is something I bet you didn't know: I have an inherent mistrust of people named 'Gerald'. There probably are sweet, decent blokes out there who just had the misfortune to be named Gerald but... I haven't met any yet.

“It must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.”

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The Gate by Leelee5 reviews
AU. Mary Sues or the Maidens have overrun Middle earth, yet one Sue does the unthinkable: she wants to go home. With an army of Sues blocking her path, she will need the help of canon characters to get back home. Unfinished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Anyone, Anyone But Me by brainchild reviews
If you had one wish, what would it be? To rule the world? To be immortal? To fall in love? Or to be happy at last? Harry Potter just wanted to be normal. He should have known that wasn't possible for him. Everyone else did. AU, PtDUni
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,513 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Not Another Karaoke Contest by BeachBum754 reviews
This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
Hermione Granger and the Sixth Year Makeover by Crossbow reviews
Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Reason by The Notorious Cat reviews
Sequal To How Far - Grissom recieves the letter from Catherine, and when he has no ides how to respond, he finds help in the one whom he has denied love in the past.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004
Perhaps She Hates Me by Author Gal reviews
Draco muses over his relationship with the most important woman in his life, and finally understands why he is who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Second Chance by Sunflowa reviews
It's seventh year the war is raging Harry is still having visions and Ron has a second chance to ask Hermione to the Ball but does he? Or will something stop him from telling her how he really feels?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,460 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Manufactured Catalyst by FatesFolly reviews
When a complicated case forces the CSI team to call in a criminalist with a speciality in criminal psychology, this stranger uncovers just as much about the team as the crime and forces them to re-evaluate relationships.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
That One Night by Dragonflys-Girl reviews
[MacStella] An unplanned, overreaction from Stella led to some feelings revealed.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Pleading with Mr Grissom by Chapin CSI reviews
What if CSI was a Reality Show? Part one deals with rumors that WP wanted to leave the show parts two and three deal with JF and GE's dismissal in Nov. 2004.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
CSI: Australia by ICRepresentative reviews
A crime has been committed and it’s up to a dedicated team of Australians to solve it! Rated PG for randomness, stupidity and Australian colloquialism. One shot.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Snape Side Story by Beautiful Lady reviews
What DOES Snape do in that dungeon all day, and why, oh, WHY does he have to sing about it? For anyone who ever wanted Snape to burst into song for no reason at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort
Herpunzel by Captain Sparkle reviews
The slightly twisted (okay, really stupid) tale of how the evil Snapey locked the bushy-haired Herpunzel away in a tower, and how Prince Ronniekins rescued her. Er, sortof, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Same Time Next Week by csiAngel reviews
Just a little GC fluff :-)
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Catherine W., Gil G. - Complete
The Weakest Link: A Special Edition by Marauder-girl reviews
For the THIRD TIME this has been put up -GLARES- ! Well anywho what happens when some of our favourite Harry Potter characters are subjected to the evil of Anne Robinson? Read on and find out -Grins- R&R PWEASE! At long last IT'S FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 3/1/2003
Taps by KissHerJack reviews
When Colonel O’Neill is badly injured, he must put his faith in Captain Carter’s hands. . . literally, in her hands. Posted complete Set in season 1 post Cold Lazarus. The romance is there, if you look for it. :-)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Kept and The Chased by harrypottermarriedme reviews
Good old Oliver and Katie fun. I find it funny, I hope you do, too. Chapter 2 up! Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Oliver W. - Complete
I Love You by The Notorious Cat reviews
SEQUAL TO HOW FAR AND THE REASON Catherine doubts, Grissom despairs, and frankly, they both know what they feel. So whats the problem? Read and find out! Grissom Catherine
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Gil G., Catherine W.
Loss of Inhibition by Jehan's Muse reviews
Gillette and Elizabeth, constantly arguing back and forth, develop a strange and strong bond when they realize that in the confines of 17th-century society, they can only truly speak their minds to each other. HET WARNING: Gillette x Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Hands Off by Britton reviews
COMPLETE! The nightshift makes a wager and it's winner take all. But who will fail? Who will win the pot? And who WANTS to win a bet like this anyway? Blatantly inspired by a favorite Seinfeld episode. GCWSNGr
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Complete
RPL Stands For Repeated Plot Line by Mary Sue Hunter reviews
Mary Sue has hit Hogwarts! She is annoying us all! There's going to be something here for all of the ships who wish to set sail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Draco M., Draco M.
Never the Bride by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Because in reality, everybody get lonely. Set beforeduringafter Ron and Hermione's wedding. One Shot. LunaNeville GH HrR FleurBill
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Thanks To Lindsey by AngelCSI reviews
GSR - Grissom has a bewildering conversation with Catherine. Response to an Unbound Weekly Improve challenge.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004
Angels brought me here by sillycucumber reviews
Hermione and Ron havent spoken properly for years. When Hermione takes up the position as the new Charms Teacher, she finds a few surprises and now suddenly, no contact with Ron wont be a problem anymore. 'Complete'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,769 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Birdsong by Sophia Prester reviews
Grissom wasn't entirely truthful about why he recommended Nick for the promotion rather than Sara.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Gimli Takes a Whack by Celtic Bard reviews
The orc slaying competition between Legolas and Gimli put into rhyme! It parodies the poem "Casey at the Bat" but you don't need to have read that to understand this!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Love And Loyalty by Jocelyn reviews
Fleeing a Death Eater attack, Harry winds up in the company of an unlikely Weasley. Rescued and returned to Grimmauld Place, Percy must face the truth at last, and find the courage to reconcile with his family--and Harry. No romance or slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
This Crazy Little Bludger Called Love by Adain reviews
Harry's third year Fred and George pull pranks and find romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,379 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003 - George W., Angelina J.
Sam's Truth by Michelle Birkby reviews
What sam said during the Za'Tarc testing in divide and conquer
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Remember When by redheadsintrigueme reviews
Memories attack you sometimes. And it's good just to remember when. ....Please read and review....(P.S. I suggest you listen to the song, I don't care how you get it, while you read the story, it helps a lot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Eternity in Minutes by Nixa Jane reviews
Takes place during Window of Opportunity. One of the time loops after the kiss. Jack and Sam talk. SJ UST. COMPLETED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Being for the Benefit of Mr Wood by TheOneAndOnlyElbereth reviews
Oliver Wood and Katie Bell. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 79,343 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Innocent Games by holycitygirl reviews
New series: There is no such thing as an innocent game. Season 5 re-do. This starts off after Kelso and Donna have returned. No one knows about J/H yet. Through a series of games Jackie and Hyde discover how they really feel about each other.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,679 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Don't Look Back by shelly99 reviews
*CHAPTER FOUR IS UP!* Mulder and Scully are after a serial killer, along the way he has to live with her. Not good for hormones, I tell ya.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
The Faults of Men are Not But Few by Gedia Kacela reviews
When Severus' two best (and sometimes only) friends begin dating, he feels somewhat like a third wheel. So is that why he feels jealous, or is it something... else? (Year Six) *Finished*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M.
A Night to Remember by Gedia Kacela reviews
Gedia Kacela likes James Potter. Severus Snape likes Lily Evans. James and Lily like each other. But Gedia and Snape are about to change that... or die trying. (Year Four.) *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Through the Eyes of Others reviews
Various peripheral characters from the Harry Potter series ponder the return of the Dark Lord and what it means to them… CHAPTER 2 - PARVATI PATIL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Charlie's Angel reviews
Charlie leaves Romania to spend the holidays with his family and is reunited with his high school crush… eventual CWNT. (NB: Apologies to all for the delay!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
Death reviews
Harry's thoughts on death. Very short and sad. Rating simply for dark subject. For the first time ever, I’m going to ask for no flames. Dedicated to Andy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2004
Together reviews
REVISED: Lief is determined to find out why Jasmine has been so short with him and makes some startling realisations… one-shot, very fluffy, and with a bad title to boot. Spoiler for second series.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Parody reviews
Is she bored? Is she in pain? No, she’s Mary Sue and she’s back with a vengeance!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2004
Nobody reviews
One-shot. Ron’s in a bad mood and the day’s only getting worse… can Hermione help him feel better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
History of Magic Notes reviews
One-shot. How does Ron stay awake in History of Magic? By writing random notes… about Hermione, amongst other things…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete