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Joined 06-09-13, id: 4778038, Profile Updated: 02-11-15
Author has written 25 stories for Wreck-It Ralph, and Mario.

UPDATE FEBRUARY 12, 2015

I'M UPDATING AGAIN. YEAAAAAAAAAA.

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Heart of Darkness by Miratete reviews
Pre-movie. Gloyd Orangeboar falls in love for the first time, but the affair is doomed from the beginning. Will he defy King Candy to be with the ones he loves? Can he keep his heart hidden from everyone else? A tragic Sturm und Drang tale set in Sugar Rush.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Gloyd O. - Complete
Nothing by Miratete reviews
When Mary marries one of the Hero's Duty soldiers, Gene suddenly realizes how empty his life has always been. The beautiful women and cold martinis haven't satisfied. And yet it's all been his own fault. Warnings: Contains cocktails and candy cigarettes.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Gene, Wreck-It Ralph
Midnight Bliss V: Fixed, For Sure by Miratete reviews
The fifth story in my Midnight Bliss series ( yes, I know III and IV haven't been posted yet). Felix finds himself tempted by a busty seductress after a few rootbeers at Tapper's. And Calhoun is not amused.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Black Valentine by Miratete reviews
Ralph has received a beautiful card every St. Valentine's Day for the past seven years, but the lovesick sender has always remained anonymous. This year, he's determined to discover the identity of his secret admirer.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
President Candle by Agent BM reviews
Vanellope is sick and reluctantly allows Candlehead to be temporary president while she gets better. What could go wrong?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Candlehead - Complete
Medals Must Be Earned by Miratete reviews
In this "what-if" story, Ralph's crowning achievement isn't rescuing Sugar Rush from Cy-Bugs he introduced to that game. In this version, he never got to Sugar Rush. In fact he never even made it out of Hero's Duty. A tiny change in trajectory leads to huge changes in the story the movie gave us. Warnings: severe corporal punishment, underwear, & champagne.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Midnight Bliss II: The Mayor's Mistake by Miratete reviews
Gene's bad judgment and personal weaknesses lead him down a spiky path from one hilarious mistake to the next. Warning: contains abuse of rootbeer and alcoholic drinks, three of the seven deadly sins, suggestive dancing, gender bending, a crack pairing, and generally TMI. One Shot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Gene, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Saving Private Candle by Agent BM reviews
After a failed dinner meeting at a lumber jack themed restaurant, the racers leave candlehead behind and they have to save her. Easier said than done because the restaurants staff consists of a family of crazy lumberjacks who always carry their chainsaws with them. i don't own anything, please review
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Candlehead
Midnight Bliss I: Hero's Booty by Miratete reviews
Transformation, Invitation, Temptation, and Consummation. Four Hero's Duty Soldiers walk into a bar. Silliness, sex, and strangeness ensue. Warning: contains rootbeer, gender bending, a vampire, bedroom moments, a crack pairing, and 'random' security checks.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Kohut, Markowski, Surge Protector - Complete
Nightmare by herethereeverywhere reviews
A virus infects Taffyta and locks her character in an eternal sleep. It's up to her fellow racers to wake her up, but the journey into Taffyta's dreams isn't as sweet as it seems. (No pairings)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Taffyta M., Rancis F., Gloyd O., Crumbelina dC.
Hiccups by yoshi12370 reviews
Koga suddenly catches the hiccups during training for the Elite Four exam. Lt. Surge decided to help him get rid of them whether Koga like it or not. ToxicBoltshipping/Koga x Surge ONE-SHOT.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Koga/Kyō, Lt. Surge/Matis - Complete
Bombur's Diet by Primsong reviews
This little tale for Bilbo & Bombur is a companion piece to my 'Stone of Erebor' and as such is also set at the Lonely Mountain during Bilbo's retirement visit before he settled down in Rivendell. Just a bit of fun with Dwarves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Bilbo B. - Complete
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Inner Hero reviews
Felix is nervous about being the best man for Gene and Mary's wedding and he soon begins to doubt that he worthy of such a responsibility. His doubt will be eclipsed however as two uninvited guest arrive, turning the joyous occasion in a disaster and sending Felix on a journey where his will is put to the test.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph
But It's MORE than Just Pie reviews
A continuation of But It's Only Pie, Ralph and Vanellope find themselves baking pies alongside the Nicelanders of Niceland and discover that there is indeed more to the little NPCs than just pie. What will our wrecking hero and racer learn about these guys that no one else seems to know? Maybe this punishment isn't so bad.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/17 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Gene, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Shelved PLUS reviews
An updated revision of my earliest fan fic, Shelved gets an upgrade! In the weeks after the game reset, Taffyta is feeling the reception of an arcade that no longer views her as the sweet racer she wants to be and she doubts her own skills and code because of it. Vanellope wants to help but finds herself in trouble that might throw the game off for good.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Taffyta M., Vanellope von Schweetz
Plains and Forests reviews
In this Wreck-it-Ralph AU tale, we get a look into what really caused the discourse between Ralph and the Nicelanders and it seems to have been a spat between both groups spanning years.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/4/2014
But Its Only Pie reviews
Post-Movie, there are still many things that are changing in the lives of our heroes. While Ralph is happy with the way things are going, he finds himself torn between his home and Vanellope when gossip flows through the arcade, bringing to question what really matters about a character's role in their game.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete
Sweet Tales from Sugar Rush reviews
In the tradition of One Sweet Race, readers are given a glimpse of the other Sugar Rush racers in short-story form.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,800 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Candlehead
Super Fighting Nicelander: MEGA MARY reviews
Dear citizens of Litwak's. Don't underestimate Ms. Mary. (headcanon inspired story for the fandom)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25 - Complete
A Merry Eight-Bit Christmas reviews
PRESENTS! UGLY SWEATERS! COOKIES! SNOWBALL FIGHTS! HAM! All of these and more shall be here when Sugar Rush and Niceland combine for Christmas! (A/N: This contains spoilers for some stories not yet complete but hey, Merry Christmas everyone. Have some stupid presents from ME.)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014
Surprise Cake
AU One-Shot. Back in the day, Mary teaches Nel how to catch Gene at his own game.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Mary D., Gene - Complete
Turbo Freaking Tastic reviews
Request parody one-shot. This is what happens when people play 'rules' against other people.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Gene, King Candy/Turbo
Blissland reviews
One Shot Requested Story- A late night party soon turns into chaos when a guest decides to turn Niceland upside down. But is it really ALL that bad?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
An Eight-Bit Werewolf in Litwak's reviews
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! A werewolf is lose in Niceland. Can our goof-balls...I mean, HEROES find out what's going on?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Sweet Revenge Rotten Truth reviews
Vanellope is about to get her much desired revenge on the Candy Racers for years of torment but as she sits back and enjoys the pain, the racers show her that something is brewing within them as well. Something dangerous that even she may not be able to control.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Candlehead, Rancis F.
Hidden Character-Sneak Peak 2 reviews
More tidbits for you guys. WIP of Vanellope getting to know someone but as it turns out, things are not all so peaceful as she thinks.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Complete
Some Nights
Requested short story! Things are getting hot as it is now summer at Litwak's. A chance meeting in a new game leads to some interesting results for Ralph.
Crossover - Mario & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Complete
Interview reviews
The lead character designer of Sugar Rush gives us a little history of her career but are there some clues to what is happening to our heroes in her words? Are they connected in ways that they could have never thought of?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Hidden Character-Sneak Peak reviews
Special treat- sneak peak/WIP of Hidden Character which follows in the story-verse of my current WiR works. Taffyta has found a new friend it seems but is this friend all that them seem? Name hidden for SURPRISE sake.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Just a Bully reviews
One Shot, one chapter, one thought. Taffyta's inner thoughts to what has been going on in her life. Moving on is so hard to do when people want you to stay the same.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Complete
Attack of the 50-Bit Nicelander reviews
With Gene and Mary's wedding coming up in a few weeks, the two are getting the final details together! There is one detail that Gene however can not ignore and once something happens to change that, it might put the wedding and the entire game in jeopardy.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,510 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Gene - Complete
Like Monarch, Like Racer reviews
Turbo is back at Litwak's! But he is not enjoying his stay in the confides of the Hero's Duty lock-up. The one-time champion racer feels the need to stretch his legs but in order to get out, he requires the help of a one time admirer, one that no longer wants anything to do with the man.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Taffyta M., Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Ten Little Nicelander Tales reviews
Niceland seems so PEACEFUL doesn't it? Why not take a look into the daily lives of the Nicelanders just to see how 'peaceful' it really is.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Complete
MOTHER FUDGING PIE reviews
One Shot- What happens when characters OTHER than Felix get their hands on Turbo Pies? BAD THINGS.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Gene - Complete
Malicious reviews
It has been one year since the events that took place in Litwak's Aracde. Fix-it-Felix Jr. is celebrating another anniversary, Sugar Rush is celebrating a year without King Candy but some unexpected visitors have turned up to spoil the fun.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,889 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Nice(Lander) Gene reviews
There are sides to Big Gene that he rarely lets anyone see, mostly out of pride and out of embarrassment. In this tale, Ralph and the others learns what happens when Gene forces himself to hide one of his most FAMILIAR aspects of his personality. Niceland will never know what hit it. (Note: This story takes place after the events of 'Shelved' for those that were confused.)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Gene - Complete
Shelved reviews
Its been months since things have returned to normal in Sugar Rush but as Vanellope and Taffyta are to learn, there are some things that are going to take a lot more work to mend and to the President's annoyance, even she has no power over how some of the arcade characters view her friends.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M. - Complete
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