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Flavor of Life by matsujunchann reviews
There she was, holding her ANBU mask smirking at him, knowing exactly how much it hurt his pride. Uchiha Sasuke, the solemn heir to a prestigious clan, serving under no one less than Haruno Sakura. Life couldn't get any worse... right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seduction by Mia Fitzpatrick reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has decided that his second wife will be someone intelligent, sensible and independent. He already had the perfect candidate. The only problem was Sakura Haruno refuses to say yes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,138 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Subscribed! by VictoriousPeople reviews
- How his five minutes of killing time on kishimotion-dot-net had turned into hours of stalking Yamanaka Ino's beauty and lifestyle channel was beyond him. One-Shot. Modern-day AU. *07/16/14: Sequel up - 'Recommended'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drunken Antics by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. When Sasuke engaged in taking an intoxicated Sakura home safely, he never thought he would end up having a sultry, mostly one-sided conversation about whose bed was most comfortable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Of Lost Eyeglasses On Busy Days by Kazahana Yukina reviews
"How are you doing Sakura?" "Aside from the fact that the world is blurrier than it should be, I think I'm doing fine Sasuke." Notice the sarcasm in her voice. Sasuke X Sakura; AU - Konoha High School
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Second Chance by Xsaku-uchihaX reviews
The war ended in a way no one expected. But two unlikely partners are given a second chance to change the story. Will they succeed or would history simply repeat itself. SasuSaku -contains some spoilers to recent manga chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,114 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Things I Do for You by FearlessTiger reviews
It's the small sacrifices Itachi makes for Sasuke that speak of how much he loves him, and maybe the laughing and teasing, but that will remain a secret. 'Itachi, we've been through this. I'm not gay' Non-mass Uchiha brothers love and SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Best Behaviour by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Sasuke goes to great lengths to hear a confession from Sakura, except she doesn't react as well as he's expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
It was only a kiss by sakuraharunah reviews
How did it end up like this?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Entropy by silverfootsteps reviews
Every time he wanted to apologize, she would reply, "We were too young, we were too selfish and you were too lost." It had taken two words to shatter their bond. But it took many more to heal it. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 176,355 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cessation of Panic by chespin reviews
"There's a thing called a hospital," she starts. "I recognize that Orochimaru was mean to you and probably never took you to one, but they're wonderful things. You should go there. Now." Five times Sasuke shows up injured on Sakura's doorstep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U. - Complete
roots and ivy by windsilk reviews
I heard you were, uh, "normal," so I guess I thought we could be friends. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meeting Haruno Sakura by proserandom reviews
AU Non-massacre. Uchiha Itachi meets Haruno Sakura in different intervals and each time he understands his little brother a little more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Senshi Games by Gingersoup reviews
"It was decreed that each year, the various sectors would offer up in tribute, one young man and woman to fight to the death in a pageant of honor, courage and sacrifice." Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha, residents of Sector 3 and two very promising young ninja training to become ANBU, are chosen for the Senshi Games. But since it's a Quarter Quell, there're a twist to these games.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Misadventures of Sasuke and His Hormones by pluhsauce reviews
Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Just for the Night by africana reviews
As she turned towards him, she had every intention of declining his offer in a very platonic, polite way, like the mature woman she convinced herself she was. But good heavens he was halfway out of his wet shirt and her tongue had become a slab of lead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
We Do The Dance Electric by Lady Momo reviews
(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
i let it fall, my heart by arabesque05 reviews
Sasuke's memories of Sakura are not based on sight. No: Sakura was a press of desperation along his back, a sob to "please, don't hurt them". Sakura was a cool hand around his wrist, startling against his feverish, new-cursed skin. Sakura was the taste of apples; the breeze of an open hospital window; the stinging pain of a third Chidori. Sakura resides in the heart.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Enchantment by BrownEyedHusky reviews
"Absolutely not!" Madara yelled. "They're not even engaged yet! Sasuke and Sakura-chan cannot live together! We're the respectable and the traditional Uchiha, damn it!" ...And this was coming from the man who just planned on kidnapping Sakura for himself, Izuna thought.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
Are You Challenging Me? by AlChrome reviews
Because Haruno Sakura could never back away from a challenge. "Every girl is charmed by Sasuke-teme. Even female bears." "...Charm me, Sasuke. Go on." "...Fine." In which Naruto makes plans and Sakura cannot resist. Sasusaku one shot, with Naruhina references
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Matchmaking by 3shells reviews
SasuSaku. Post-Canon. It started with Ino's plan to get Shikamaru and Sakura together. Naruto, in a spirit of competitiveness, was adamant that his two best friends were a match made in heaven. In which Sakura was exasperated, Sasuke was emotionally stunted, and Naruto was a bad planner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One does not prank a Haruno by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not prank a Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Whiskey Girl by LilithiaRW reviews
Inspired by Toby Keith, but not a songific. Tsunade introduces Sakura to her favorite bar, and a lovely little drink called whiskey. One day Sasuke and Team Hebi show up at the same time Sakura does. Chaos ensues. "Hot damn." Suigetsu muttered. "I like this one. She's a little spitfire!" Sasuke glared at him. Rated T for language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Search for Haruno Sakura's Deflowerer! by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Rumor has it Team Seven's Sakura Haruno has had her innocence taken by some bastard-but who? Join Team Seven on the adventure to find-and brutally murder-the thief of our favorite little pinkette's innocence. Ah, little do they know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Pumpkins and Pick Up Lines by peppersnot reviews
Where Sakura changes costumes every five minutes, but that guy seems to have a pick up line for each and every one of them. Sakura is not amused. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Should Be by Sakura Bontecou Kobayashi reviews
There's nothing wrong with falling in love at first sight, which was what Sasuke believed when he first laid eyes on her. If only he had met her under a more normal circumstance, considering that he'd done so while crashing a wedding – her wedding, in fact, with someone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh, the Joys of Dentistry! by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
"I want to be a dentist so I can do your mouth." That...was NOT what I meant to say. -because Sasuke just isn't Sasuke if he doesn't win and embarrass himself in the process. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
your place in my heart is the whole of my heart by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: Sasuke makes a pie chart of his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Don't Even Know His Name by Runaway Wordette reviews
He slammed his hand on my counter and snapped, "I don't care, resident smart ass, if you are annoying and rude but I want food and I intend to get food."My jaw dropped and my brain couldn't comprehend what he just said. Aw hell to the naw. So, I did what any normal person would have done. I clocked Mr. Sexy over the head with the frying pan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Winning by cutecrazyice reviews
"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heavenly Maiden by firevixen73 reviews
Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's S Ranked Market Mission by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like a Ninja by SaccharineGray reviews
"Is that..." "I think it might be. Look at the hair." "But—but—he's wearing…a…an…" "Yeah. Hmph, Jonin… they're all off the deep end." Utter, delicious crack, nudity, bribery, and the color pink. Vague SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3755 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Outfit by Kumiko-oneechan reviews
My opinion of what should of happened when Team 7 met at Orochimaru's hideout. Short one-shot, minor SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suggestive Advice by Cinma reviews
AU. Sakura gets offered homework help from all too willing classmates. Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Guide to Overprotective Families: How to Kill by mollycoddle reviews
Because overprotective families are the best. Sakura appeared somewhere in the afternoon with a pained smile and an I'm-Okay-Not-In-Pain-At-All expression, Mikoto had the frying pan ready...Part one of the guide!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke smiled, “Seems that not only has your bust size increased, but you’re vocabulary as well?” he laughed, shaking her softly. Sakura blushed a violent red and hissed, “Seems that you have only gotten more rude, Sasuke.” He smiled, "Where art my -kun?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flu Shots by Takara Makoto reviews
Sakura laughed“You are scared of needles! Don’t worry Sasuke when you’re done, I’ll give you a pretty band-aid and a lollipop for being such a good boy. Now roll up your sleeve.”Sasuke smirked at Sakura, “What if I don't want to be a good boy?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Manicure by Mizu no Kenshi reviews
Sasuke has now become the perfect boyfriend material. He makes her tea, gets her stuff ready, and...paints her nails? Kakashi and Naruto will never be the same again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The NeverDo List by iTravel reviews
0.1 If you bring drunken members of Team 7 to your apartment while there is a half-naked man sitting in your bed, chances are... there will be bloodshed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy's 10 rules by MiHA0X7 reviews
Sasuke's daughter is going on a date, but before that, Sasuke has a word or two with the lucky boy. Oh yes, this will be fun. Implied SasuSaku. R&R please! Rated teen for some parts. EDIT: RULES WERE NOT WRITTEN BY ME.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Stripping and Poker by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
.:LightCrack:. Contrary to popular belief, Sakura completely dominated the field of gambling unlike her superior. "HAH, YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!" And so, Naruto's idea of strip poker resulted in their two other teammates wanting to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Black Dress by Kazerith reviews
one-shot/When Sasuke returned back to Konoha, it wasn't how Sakura had dreamt it to be. He wasn't bleeding, half slung over Naruto's shoulders with that cocky smirk on his face. No. He hadn't come back with Naruto at all. He came back with them... and her
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A tale of chance by BLACK WINGS OF THE NIGHT reviews
She was as graceful as can be. He was a rich as anyone can get. She had a crazy ex that just turned out of be his brother. See if a simple Dance can bring two opposite worlds together. Sasuke Sakura :Christmas story: being revised
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall For Me by Romantic Egoist reviews
Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tradition by Ebil Chameleon reviews
Team 7plus Genma have their own tradition that they play every year. SasuSaku lilSakuEveryone else ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chips and that Other Block by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Uchiha Family, peripheral SasuSaku] Do you know what YOUR children are playing? [“MIKOTO STOP LICKING YOUR BLOOD YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN!”] CRACK!FIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Her and Them by The Grinning Pervert reviews
Perhaps, it’s messed up, but Sakura doesn’t care. They were messed up to begin with, so it’s not a huge difference. They just have sex, that’s all. Team 7 OT3 fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 219 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haruno Sakura's Coffee Shop Adventures by eb the chocolate buckaneer reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] Sakura's POV. “Why Sasuke?” I asked mischievously, batting my eyelashes. “Do you want me to get on the table?” This caused Naruto to snort, and I knew that was his way of laughing. [First Oneshot, Please R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tongue Tied by 2supersmart reviews
Ne, ne, Sasuke teme! Have you ever heard of the cherry stem myth' [Sasusaku Oneshot] [for Sasuke's bday]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thankful For You by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
[AU] .:SasuSaku, slight SasuSakuIta triangle, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno:. When the Uchiha Corporation holds a charity feast, the head chef, Sakura, takes charge. Will lust overcome the passion for food, or the other way around?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete