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Umm... hello I'm TheDaughterofHera, I am a girl but my parent bizarrely call me Bob. Do not ask why they call me that they just do. I have no Idea of what I'm supposed to do on here. So I'm just gonna tell you some things about me.

I'm an animal lover, I have this thing where they just kinda really like me. They are always coming to my house, once a couple turkeys came into my back yard and stayed there for a few days. Then another time a horse randomly came trotting down the street and chased my sister. She claims that it was looking for me.

I really love reading. Actually I've read so many books that I don't remember even a third of them, but these weird lines from books keep popping into my head :D. Some of the only books I do remember I just keep rereading them because if I bother to remember them then they are good books.

I also love music. All kinds of music, not country though :C. Country is kinda weird. O-well I don't really care.

I'm an artist and I really want to put my drawings on my computer, but I don't have a scanner -_-. Does any one know where I can get one.

Any way I only have a few friends. But seance I doubt that they want me to put there names up on the internet with out there permission I'll just use there crazy, weird, kinda stupid nick names.

My first is my Imōto (little sister) not literally but she really like a little sister to me,

The second is my dear friend Russia, then theirs Japan, and Germany, and me my country is Italy, do you know what that means that means PASTAAAAAAAAAA!

THAT is what that means.

If you have seen Hetalia you understand.

But the only one of us that LOOKS even remotely like our country is Germany, she has blond hair and blue eyes, even though she dies it blond.

My Russia and Japan both have red hair, Russia has blue eyes, and Japan has these really pretty what I describe as lion-cub eyes.

I look nothing like Italy, I have brown hair, and blue eyes, and honestly, I act more like what the Hetalia Fan-base has named snapped Italy.

It's funny because, My Russia looks like a female Scotland, My Japan looks more like a very quiet red headed female Italy (that is the only way I can describe her), and I the Italy of the group looks kinda like a female America with dark hair, but I act more like a witching Britain.

My Russia does act like Russia in the show, often with a cry of VODKAAAAAAAA! at random times, she also participates in the more, mystical, arts such as myself, I mostly practice palmistry, even though I have done a few self Tarot readings, she carries a deck of Gothic Tarot cards on her, and often does a reading for you if you ask.

My Germany if you sit by her to long with mud or something on your shoes, she will just suddenly start cleaning them, she is crazy tall to.

My Japan is quiet just like the real Japan, but she isn't emotionally stifled like real Japan.

Now it is time for the most amazing thing ever and quite a few of you those who read this and well my stories of course,

Warning some of these are very deep others adult or funny, Viewer discretion is advised

I now present the List of Lists


Do you think that when they ask the Queen for ID she just whips out a dollar coin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

What color does a smurf turn if you choke it?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?

When a clock is hungry does it go back for seconds?

If flying is so safe why do they call the airport "the terminal"?

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?


I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't :P

You cant expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them.

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious? OMG! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal"!

For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell, they have a restraining order against me!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problem.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

BRB, my fish just drowned.

I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

OMG! The rain's wet!

My thermometer is sick! Get the thermometer…oh wait…

I called your boyfriend gay, and then he hit me with his purse!

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Beware the flying donkey, falling from the sky. You can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!

Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the bodies.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

He gave her twelve roses. Eleven were real and one was fake. He said I'll love you till the last one dies.

Normal people make good pets.

Weird (But True/Funny) Quotes...

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Don't you think 'Politics' is funny? I mean: 'Poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means 'bloodsucking creatures'

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Revenge, like pizza, is best served cold.

Mother's Teaching

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my personal favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

WOMAN!!! boy girl

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you be willing to stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are really amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway: Though not recommended...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring-don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Helloooooooo."

42. - Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious."

46. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

47. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

48. Make farm animal noises.

49. Start talking to the wall.

50. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it.

51. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac.

52. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac.

53. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

54. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

55. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Things I am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts: Slytherin Muggle Born, and proud of it!

1) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

2) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

4) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month."

5) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

6) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

7) I will not scare the Arithmacy students with my Calculus book.

8) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

9) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

10) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

11) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

13) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

14) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

15) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

16) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force."

17) I will not put Muggle fairytale book in the History section at the library.

18) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

19) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore."

20) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

21) I am not allowed to poke Hufflepuffs with spoons.

22) Inventing potions behind Snape's back and with the company of your clumsy best friend is bound to spell 'disaster.'

23) I will not ask the Weasley Twins to cause a diversion.

24) I will not plot with the Weasley Twins unless I want our dear school to explode.

25) Calling Umbridge 'Dumbitch' in class is a bad idea.

26) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror," as it is disturbing.

27) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

28) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

29) - I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

30) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

31) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

32) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets"

33) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

34) -Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

35) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."

36) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

37) - I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

38) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

39) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

40) Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

41) I may not have a private army.

42) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

43) -Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper, with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

44) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

45) - I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

46.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

47.) - Neither will Professor Umbridge.

48) Thestrals do not resemble my little sister's toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

49.) I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

50.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

51.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

52.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

53.) - Especially not all of them at once.

54) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts, and the Junior Death Eaters.

55) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

56) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.

57) I am not allowed to claim to know 'how to defeat Dumbledore.'

58) - The answer is 'poison the damn Lemon Drops.'

59) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

60) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

61) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

63) - Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

65) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

66) - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

67) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

68) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, collectively as "Team Rocket."

69) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade.

70) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

71) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry unless I want to die young (or for a dare).

72) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

73) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

74) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

75) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

76) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

77) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

78) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

79) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

80) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

81) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

82) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogle”.

83) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

84) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

85) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants,” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

86) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

87) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

88) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

89) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

90) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

91) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley, as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

92) A time turner is not a flux capacitator. I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

93) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

94) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE!”

95) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

96) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

97) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

98) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

99) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

100) Predicting that there will be a new DADA teacher next year does not mean I am a seer.

Funny ex quotes

I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my 60mph...on purpose.

Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade.

You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you.

Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.

I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.

That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.

Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same.

It really bothers me when I hear a guy or girl say, I'll never have anyone better than my ex. They're the best I've ever known. Newsflash: That person's an ex for a reason. If they're so great, then maybe you should be with them. But to all the hopeful guys and girls out there, don't sell yourself short. It may not be tomorrow or the next day, but one day you will find that person who is the best for you. Don't settle on what could've been. Get excited about what will happen next.

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!

You're not ready for your next if you're still trying to impress your ex.

If you're Happy and you know it thank your ex!

Your lies? You told that. Your bullshit? Won't take that. Your stories? I've heard that. Your excuses? Save that. You're my ex, just face that.

Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?

When your ex says, 'You will never find anyone like me.' Reply with, 'That's the point!'

Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway.

If your not over your EX then don't move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings!

Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.

My ex boyfriends Facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.

Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

I've been right here for you I'll continue to be I just doubt you'll be able to see with all your line of hoes in the way...

It seems like my ex only breaks hearts at every turn. He can't make me jealous anymore, he can't have me back like before, when will he learn? I only ever wanted my heart to be loved in return.

My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!

He has proved without a doubt that he doesn't need me. And if it is the last thing I ever do, I am going to prove to him, without a doubt, that I don't need him either.

Ex boyfriends, are like an old pair of shoes. You know that you don't need them anymore but you don't have the heart to get totally rid of them.

X's and O's for my ex's and hoes.

boy girl

Baby, please don't do this. You have no idea how important you are to me.

I gave you way to many chances. I'm done.

I'll do anything.

Forget it alright? We're octagon.

LOLOL I meant OVER. That was funny but I'm still breaking up with you.

Dear ,
I think we should break up. I would tell you why, but I am having a tough time describing my feelings. So I drew a picture of me riding a giraffe, instead,
No longer your's _.


So if you see a note and at the end of every sentence, there is a Desu, then it is most likely me.

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Kitten Troubles by ttiiggeerr reviews
During the Final Battle Voldemort is turned into a kitten and Harry takes him home thinking he's a homeless, motherless kitten. Will Voldemort stay like this forever? Will Harry figure out who it is? And what will happen when he finds himself caring about the one person he was supposed to hate? WARNING: male/male relationships, Dark!Harry, demons, Dumbledore bashing, Demon!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,814 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Try as You Might by Morrowyn reviews
Kagome tricks Sesshomaru into jumping down the well with her, only she wasn't expecting it to work! Now she's stuck with him as the return trip goes wonky, throwing them back to his father's time. Although, a Japan with no jewel shards certainly appeals to Kagome. Can she keep it that way? AU?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 111 - Words: 32,244 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] Kōga, OC - Complete
Promise Me Forever by Kurojistou reviews
"Your daughter." Two words never held so much power over CEO Sesshoumaru Tashio. He wouldn't have believed them, but the child in the photo he stared at resembled someone he'd never forget, Kagome Mikage. The woman who'd stolen his heart eight years before. The two had fallen crazy in love, but their runway marriage had unraveled as quickly as it had started. Eventual AU. ON HOLD
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru]
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Running Away by Alice Bekett reviews
Instead of killing the dragon in the arena, Hiccup decides to fly away from Berk on Toothless.He finds a small island,and lives there,bartering with the people who live on a nearby island. Five years later,Stoick finds his son again. Chaos, of course, ensues.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Gobber, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
Time, Fate, Love, and lots of Silver Dogs by Lani.Kurasagi reviews
Kagome's been precariously thrown even further into the time loop, meeting new people and facing new challenges; raising a baby and appealing to the youkai council among the few! Kagome/Inutaisho I call him Toga, btw... Give it a chance!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,379 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho
The Artificial Selection Occurrence by Axelrocks reviews
AU 3x01. Sheldon is always working and when he is with Penny and the guys he isn't there. Penny has decided that enough is enough and she's going to get to the bottom of this. No matter what. It may have to become Junior Rodeo time.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,008 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
Discovery by almondbiscuit reviews
Kagome decided to live alone away from her family to start afresh but when she found an unconscious white dog at her front door, her world slowly turns upside down as situations and plots unravel. She begin to understand that the world is not all that she knew it to be. Love, Friendship, Joy, Fear, Betrayal, Hope awaits
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,678 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru]
Stranded with My Class by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
An innocent field trip gone wrong, Danny and his classmates find themselves trapped on an island with no means of escape. With the threat of starvation and dehydration haunting them- not to mention the cameras broadcasting everything across the globe- how are they going to survive this island or more importantly, each other? WARNING: cliché.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,580 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Danny F., Valerie G., Lancer, Vlad M.
kagome and sesshomaru soul mates? by maxfan789 reviews
kagome mates inuyasha but what happens when he leaves her for kikyo and kagome is prego? what happens when sesshomaru finds her laying at his feet sobing? do they fall in love? srry bad summary good story first time writing a inuyasha fan fic
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
It Must Be Friday by LibraMoon reviews
Bruce ponders something Alfred observed. Maybe he was just tired of the same old song and dance... or maybe... he wanted to see other villains.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,547 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
A melody that cannot be played by croatoancas reviews
The one where Stiles doesn't realise he loves Derek until he's holding him up in 8 feet of water. The one where Derek always knew he loved Stiles but never had the guts to tell him, until it was too late. The one where everyone's heartbroken. The one where Scott arrives at the pool too late.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Scott M., Stiles S., Lydia M., Derek H. - Complete
Miniature World by Origamidragons reviews
Sam likes to aquascape. She finds a strange but pretty plant at her favorite shop and takes it home. AU, TinyMer!Danny. Prompt from FallingNarwhals. Not really D/S.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Commander by FallingNarwhals reviews
Jack and Maddie really need to stop infusing their food with ectoplasm.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Sien, Ilien by niewypowiedziane reviews
Tony is bringing up his autistic son. The world - and the Avengers - are oblivious. They just think Tony is being typical self when he disobeys orders or just disappears. Encounters through years. Pepper, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, the team.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,132 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Family Matters by xXJadedEyesXx reviews
It was supposed to be a one night stand. They were in heat, they both needed release, and they both agreed it meant nothing. so why was he tracking her down now? Why did she have morning sickness? Full summ inside Rated for lang and later chapters.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Through the Looking Glass by Celestial Seraphim reviews
What if Kagome had fallen down the well much earlier in life? What if she'd known Sesshomaru first, grown up side by side with the Taiyoukai but couldn't remember? Like Alice falling into Wonderland only to wake up with no time going by at all? What story would their forgotten memories tell? SessKag with a bit of Inutaisho and Sessho-mama
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] [Inutaisho, Sesshōmaru's Mother]
To the Promise of Meeting Once More by Celestial Seraphim reviews
She'd failed and broken her promise to him. She had all this knowledge of what would happen and yet somehow fate found it funny to give her no options but to play it out. However, after some unexpected twists there's hope to be had…Can she find a way of keeping her promise? Or will she unknowingly shatter his heart? COVER BELONGS TO YOUKAIYUME!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,704 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru]
Ever the Lotus by Kanna37 reviews
"What are you?" Sesshoumaru asked that question the moment Kagome pulled Tessaiga from its pedestal... and it was never answered. When Kagome disappears back home after the fall of Naraku, Sesshoumaru finds himself searching for that very answer. 1st Best Sesshoumaru Portrayal Dokuga 4th Quarter 2011.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,824 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
That's My Girl! by Kanna37 reviews
Continuation of That's My Boy! for those who asked. Little Sesshoumaru and Little Kagome have a tiny adventure on the playground... now a collection of chibi one-shots. 2nd Best Humor Fiction Dokuga 4th Quarter 2011 for Little Sesshoumaru's First Kiss. On temp hiatus.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Job by KitsuneMiyuKendraHyuga reviews
AU Due to financial difficulties, Kagome has to work under an ignorant boss, Inuyasha. But maybe not forever…
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
Guardian Angel by heidipoo reviews
Clementine manages to save Sarah even when Jane can't, and after that Clem teaches Sarah how to survive in the new apocalyptic world without her father. But with the group falling apart, and the struggles of taking care of a newborn, will they make it out of this thing alive?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Kenny, Clementine, Sarah, Jane - Complete
Memory Loss by mewmewpower13 reviews
Kagome wakes up to a Rin calling her name but she doesn't remember who Rin is. She doesn't remember who she is. All she knows is now she is following Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru]
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 3,377 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Hetalia Kids by Phoenixette101 reviews
Some of my favorite pairings and their future kids. I wish. Might be a cliched story. But, please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Release the Dragon by muaaimoi reviews
Magical Medieval AU. Or in which Sheldon makes a terrible dragon and Penny is even worse at being a damsel in distress. Shenny as always.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Baggage by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Sometimes he wondered if Harry was even mortal like the rest of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tantum by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had never expected this to happen. In actual fact, he didn't know what was going to happen, but this had never crossed his mind. But fate did so like to play with her favourite person! When Sirius died, Harry went of the rails, he got himself involved with with the enemy and now he has to face the consequences. But maybe, in the end, it's not as bad as it seems!MPREG TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,989 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 600 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To the Goodbyes We've already said by Celestial Seraphim reviews
What is love? What is destiny? What are soul mates? She thought she knew but during the three years she's stuck on her side of the well Kagome will learn that sometimes the person your heart really wants is not who you think. However, will she be able to have him is the question? Or is it already too late? Time and fate are not always so giving...SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,827 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
Darkness in Light by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
Long after the death of his lover, Harry tells a story to his children about their father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Unexpected Abuse by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Danny's home life turns worse for the wear when Maddie goes off to Germany to train aspiring ghost hunters. If you think Vlad is crazy-obsessive without Maddie, wait until you see Jack.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,529 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Danny F., Jack F.
The Walking Dead: only trying to do the right thing by Assassin's Creed Master reviews
Lilly orders everyone out from the RV and without hesitation, she shot Ben point blank in his head, killing him instantly. Lee, Carley, and Kenny watch in shock as they try and decide what to do with Lilly.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,446 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Lee E., Kenny, Clementine, Carley - Complete
The Paintball Champ by CookieChillpieXD reviews
Italy decides to prove he can win a war, even a paint ball war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2014 - America, N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Tom's Savior by HP Slash Luv reviews
Tom Riddle and Harry Potter meet at the orphanage, and it was a match made in Heaven.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Puppy Love by Scyler reviews
Trapped in a dog's body Sesshomaru must survive the modern world. His only hope; a poor human Miko. Will he survive or will he thrive?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru]
Make Yourself Some Goddamn Wings by AlexTuesday reviews
Once upon a time somebody - and he didn't know who and he didn't really care - told him that people used to give sacrifices to their gods. Batman/Joker - Batjokes - SLASH - dark/religious!AU
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
The Garmooch by Ai Roku reviews
A little Seussian insanity in the Inuyasha universe.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5809 - Favs: 10,335 - Follows: 11,479 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
What saves us today … by sakura.hino.96 reviews
Final Battle revisit, AU, EWE, OOC 'Don't fight this, don't fight me. Let go Tom, it's alright now.' Smiling serenely, as Tom's soul released him with a last gentle caress, while first sobs wracked the body in his arms and tore his last barriers down, as he wept and regretted and was human.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Rare Breed by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
Kagome and Sesshomaru: Two beings from a rare breed. In a collection of drabbles and one-shots, this is their story. Image is a cropped version of the Participation banner I received from Dokuga Contest for the Finale drabble titled Rare Breed.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru]
A Slight Mishap by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Harry Potter knew something was going to go wrong when, as a punishment, Snape made him test an uncompleted ageing potion. Something always goes wrong. And he was right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,345 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P.
Pups and more pups by Lilith Strome reviews
My first published short story basically it's about kagome fighting her pups...Yeah I know weird oh well although it says this inside I hope you enjoy! :)
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
How Penny & Sheldon Take Over the World by readinggirl1989 reviews
world ending equals S & P procreating
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
If You See Me, Please Just Walk On By by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Every once in a while, the Arc Reactor becomes too unbearable for Tony to even haul himself out of bed, and he takes a day. Because he deserves that much at least, right? Unfortunately, the team doesn't quite understand. Prompt fill for the illustrious kinkmeme. Rated for language, violence, and distressing visuals. Tony whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Things About Tony Stark that No One Really Knows by Crashing Star reviews
Some are because he's worked to keep it a secret. Some are because no one's ever bothered to see. Either way, they're all things that won't be unknown for much longer. Story 8: Tony doesn't like to be handed things. OR, Tony teaches his pets to fetch.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Sesshomaru's Twin? by Nightshadowv reviews
Well on the way back to the future Kagome trips right into a Bubbly Sesshomaru? He asks her to accompany him on an adventure of his own. What will she say to this strange request? Well read and find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
My New Daddy by Leo of Nohr reviews
Tony is seven years old when Howard finds Steve trapped in the ice. Tony doesn't think he'll like Steve, and tries to ignore him at first, pretending to be shy. But then something happens and Tony and Steve are forced to be together a lot. *Features a very socially awkward Tony but no pairings*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Penny, Zombie Hunter by reviews
Penny leads the gang in their epic quest to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Penny, Leonard H., Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
I See Dreams Which Speak Truth by aelursadgod reviews
Female!Harry/Tom Riddle. Time Travel fic. Harriet discovers that the future is not set in stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,797 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Only Not Really by Ayla505x reviews
One by one, Tony Stark reveals to the people most important to him the truth about his past. Rated for child abuse. Pepperony, Teamfic
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Captured freedom in a Golden Cage by GeMerope reviews
A certain Dark Lord kidnaps Harry Potter to save himself a lot of trouble. Will Harry accept the situation? Two-shot. warnings: Hinted sex, slash. What happens when Possessiveness, Stockholm Syndrome and love all mingle together? T-rated due to non-explicit sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Compulsion by DivertingDestiny reviews
During the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry is taken by the newly resurrected Voldemort. Long nights and many meetings over the summer, can Tom get Harry to see reason and come to the dark side with him? What happens if he succeeds? Slash, Mpreg, Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dangerous Game by Slytherin Psychopath reviews
A few of the Slytherin girls take it upon themselves to play matchmaker for Harry and Tom. When they suggest Harry flirts with another guy, Abraxas becomes the target of Tom's rage. This is a dangerous game Harry's got himself into. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The House Is Alive by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
Living in any of Toni's houses was always going to be interesting with all the AI's hanging around. The problem is that many of the residents don't actually know that they're there and trouble was always going to ensue. Prequel to There's Always A Catch. Request by Amara Calla for 500th review oneshot
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
The Flesh of Apollo and a Living Aristotle by Slytherin Psychopath reviews
When Tom catches the new student staring, he learns some interesting things from his strange Harry character. A bit of flirtation is all he needs to learn the rest. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Daiyoukai's Dance by 1XxKiraXx1 reviews
Seeking to relieve herself of her stress from the day, Kagome goes out one night to bath herself in the moonlight and dance to the dusk. Usually, her only audience consists of the woods, moon, and stars. However, this time, a new observer joins the crowd to watch her secret performance. SESSHOMARU X KAGOME – ONESHOT!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
To be His by SweetieHeart85 reviews
Toni must face herself, her demons and most important of all, Rogers as she comes to terms with the fact she is in love with Captain America. My first attempt at a fanfiction! Stony/Fem!TonyStark and Steve Rogers. Complete! Review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Chess by N Harmonic reviews
A Moment between Tony and his Jarvis - father/son fic
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Don't pet the fluff! by SIM99 reviews
Permanently discontinued.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
My Captains Keeper by samptra reviews
Five times Tony rescued Steve from the modern world, and the one time Steve rescued him.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Baby Steps by A.Baroness reviews
Sheldon and Penny on their way to parenthood. AU. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
It's Okay by JokerFan reviews
The Joker knew that everything would be okay, because Batsy said so.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Painted Veil by R.L.Peverell reviews
AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I prefer the sound of the ocean by niewypowiedziane reviews
The reality of living with the Arc Reactor / chronic pain.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Between Gods and Devils by Kanna37 reviews
Forced to destroy the well to keep Naraku from it, Inuyasha swears a powerful vow invoking the kami as witnesses to Kagome to protect her always. But after Naraku's dead, he forgets what he swore on his family's honor to follow Kikyou to hell. Suddenly, Kagome's alone... so the kami decide to gift her with a very different protector, instead. 3rd B. Au/Ar July 2012.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,318 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Inutaisho, Kagome H. - Complete
Fangs of the Father by Umei no Mai reviews
Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 50,031 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
Confess by yukimuraako reviews
One night, two confessions, three members, and four bullies. ShinxHonoka
Chibi Maruko-chan/ちびまる子ちゃん - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
The Storm by Hatethesilence312 reviews
Sheriff Stilinski is working late, Scott is with Allison, and Stiles is having a panic attack. Who is there to take care of him? Sterek. May be slightly out of character, this is my first fic for this fandom, so be nice. Slightly fluffy. May be continued if requested.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S.
The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord by ArgentNoelle reviews
Harry hears about love and the power that will defeat Voldemort, and comes to some very strange conclusions. ... ... ... ... ... Harry/Voldemort... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bed by yeaka reviews
Tom comes out of the book, just for Harry. (Dark vignette. TRHP, slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Puppy Love by xXJadedEyesXx reviews
Sesshoumaru decides to join Inuyasha and his group in order to defeat Naraku… much to Inuyasha's displeasure. Unfortunately while fighting one of Naraku's new reincarnations, Sesshoumaru is changed into a kid again! Now Kagome has to take care of him...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,980 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Blue Bird by TPOK reviews
She had always saved them, even at the cost of her happiness. So when given the chance to change the past, will Naruto take it? Even if it meant sacrificing the precious bonds she made through sweat and tears? Though, how was she going to do that when she's reduced to a four and a half years old child? In addition, little Kakashi seems intent on driving her crazy. Eventual K/Fem!N
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,963 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Leading to Victory by krm3DeeDee reviews
HarryMort Prompt Night. Cheerleader Harry Potter, Hogwarts's only crossdresser leads the Gryffindor team to victory and gets himself some loving as well. HPTR, slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Before The Thunder by wolstroh reviews
Batman tries, tries really, really hard. But he is chained to the bomb and he can't do anything. Just hold onto world's greatest maniac and not let him go. There is nothing else to be done, he's finished.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Outing With Friends Interrupted by AnAverageGirl15 reviews
A normal get together with their friends is interrupted by the most horrible of people. Part 4 of The Shenny Chronicles
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Brat by Decadent Lover reviews
L annoys Light too much, and suffers the consequences. Spanking, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Light Y., L] - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
I don't by DF-chan reviews
Danny didn't make it through after the fight with the King Pariah. Two-shot. Character's death. (Reign Storm episode's alternative ending)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Daniel by kuroneko52 reviews
Maddie the cat goes missing. Random bit of fluff. Don't judge me.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Vlad M. - Complete
Watery kisses by elfinmyth reviews
He stretched out his half-rotten limb towards blood-red eyes. "My master." He whispered sotfly. "My master." While taking the locket, Dumbledore made a different choice: to kill two birds with one stone. And now the wizarding world will have to pay for it. HPLV, Halloween-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mining for Wealth by inukagome15 reviews
The Avengers read "Wealth of Mind" after an encounter with a sorceress. What they learn about their teammate is nothing any of them expected.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 402 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 570 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Papa Kakashi! by ByEvelyn reviews
"His bones are…shrinking? Just what kind of messed up Jutsu is this?" Apparently, it was the type to turn a fully grown teenager into a kid- a ridiculously cute kid with eyes like a freaking angel. The parental vibes in Kakashi practically screamed. He wasn't entirely sure that was a good thing. Kaka!Daddy. Chibi!Naru PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
My World by edgy draconic dingus reviews
How strong is their bond? Can they survive three days without each other? Set during Gift of the Night Fury. I'm really proud of this one.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
The Choices We Make by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
A horrible crime committed years ago is brought into the light at the discovery of one little girl. How can a 12 year old Naruto take care of a child, when he can hardly take care of himself? Will he hold on, or let go?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Circus Monster by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
In Azkaban, Harry's only company is three dementors. Or so he thought. Death's been watching his master, waiting for him to leave. And when he does, Voldemort is reserected and stuck to him. Prepare Harry, prepare. Harry X Voldemort. Losely based off of Circus Monster by Luka Megurine Vocaloid Neko!Voldemort. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Speechless by ReiraKurenai reviews
AU. Kagome was slipping through his fingers.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/26/2012 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] Rin - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by McRaider reviews
When Stark, Banner and Hawkeye are caught in a collapsed building, it becomes a race against time to get them out before their injuries or lack of oxygen take them. But once they're out the real fight has only just begun.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,541 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Baby Blues by lisa.demonic.angel reviews
Just before the Chuunin exams Naruto is hit by a peculiar jutsu; now de-aged and with so many things already set into motion, and very little choice for those of team 7, what could possibly go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Her name was Noriko by KT-chan88 reviews
This is a jaded!Naruto time travel fic who tries to remain blasé against the wrath of Sasuke's vengeful descendents, being sent back in time to a female body, a cranky civilian doctor and a doting Kakashi-papa wannabe. A serious fic. Sorta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Exception to the Rule by HaiJu reviews
Lancer's instated a new policy. But will it really keep Danny from being late to class? A drabble attempt.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
The Pack by geniusbillionaireplayboy reviews
Written by request. The Avengers are a wolf pack, Steve is Alpha, and Tony worries about his new feelings toward Steve.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by Nayeri reviews
Harry comes to school missing one eye, and pratically mute. He is sorted into Slytherin. Severus Snape dislikes all things Potter. Can he get over his hatred to see the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,126 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Trust Me by krm3DeeDee reviews
My story for "A Very Slashy Valentine Competition" - received honorable mention. HPTR SLASH. Harry becomes fixated on Tom Riddle the longer he keeps the diary, and Tom is just as intrigued, pulling the boy into the pages so they can properly meet. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vivamus Et Amari by kookookarli reviews
Harry gets captured by Voldemort, and is informed that he is a possible candidate to be the dark lord's consort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lovely Kisses by sheetamoon reviews
short one shot. implied slash. Lots of fluff. Tom/Harry twisted brotherly love. Don't like, you don't have to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Papa Vlad extra Scenes by SprinklesGirl96 reviews
Just little oneshots of scenes from Papa Vlad that never made it into the story itself
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
I Like Your Eyes by Roxxanne Spinner reviews
We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it TMR/HP based of a facebook poem/quote. Flamers not wel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shugo Chara! Truth or Dare! by Boba Addict reviews
Watch the SC cast be tortured with truths and dares left by the reviewers! This is my first fanfic so please go easy on me! Rated T for possible T rated subjects!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,622 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011
The Book by Kitten Meru reviews
Tom finds a book of Harry's, and asks what it's for. Tom/Harry oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
That's My Boy! by Kanna37 reviews
A seven year old Sesshoumaru meets a seven year old Kagome, and decides its time to learn the Inuyoukai courting rites - to his father's rather strained pride.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Zombie Apocalypse Eventuality by Sheldorfan reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come and gone, Sheldon and Penny have survived. Now, 4 years later, something is bothering Sheldon. Had to change the rating for chapter 4, pretty much complete now.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
According to Plan by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry hadn't planned on attending Draco's stupid party. He hadn't planned on sleeping with his enemy either. But nothing went according to plan when Harry Potter was involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 245 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Interesting Condolences by Gothikalea reviews
You'd think that Harry'd have more sense than to approach Lucius Malfoy and ask to be taken to the Dark Lord. But then again, once insane, most people don't really have sense, do they? HP/LV Slash. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Written for the Purpose of Not Being Read by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
Voldemort wrote a letter to Harry knowing fully well that he would not read it. Just what secret has this certainty revealed about the Darkest Lord of the Wizarding World?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How to flabbergast Dr Sheldon Lee Cooper by Mirumo reviews
Penny found the perfect way to make Sheldon speechless. And maybe drool a little over her ...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Saving The Joker by Ella Lola reviews
Amu Hinamori has been having side-effects from purifying X-Eggs: Exhaustion, Fevers, Fainting and Nightmares. Ikuto has been released from Easter, being told that he's not good enough for their main plan and that he's free to leave. Whats Easters plan?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,603 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Pink by Kit2000 reviews
Sometimes we go crazy about different things...Ikuto discovered that pink colour became something he can't live without. And it all started from one fateful day at his sister's wedding... an AMUTO fic!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,083 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Wings Of Phantom by angel-feather-keeper reviews
ADOPTED BY Crescentflight. MESSAGE ME!Danny has an unexpected change in his life.He grows WINGS!Now he has to deal with his emotions,and new limbs.He must work together with new and old friends to defeat the rising power of the Dragon Royals
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Voldie's Animagus? by Nikkii-Love706 reviews
Harry ponders over the Dark Lords animagus form and gets some help from a shocking sorce! Yaoi! Fluff! LVxHP! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Dear My Beloved Dark Lord Mouldy Warts by Allanah-x reviews
Harry writes a letter to Voldermort to try to make him change the Dark Side... Once it is done, Will Voldie comply and will Harry swap sides? T at moment, may go higher if I continue which it seems people want me too
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Really Happened in the Chamber of Secrets by Sabaku no Sable reviews
This is in response to a request by DarkAngel048. It has a tiny bit of shonenai. only a lil kiss so no freaking out about it. also shota since harry is 12. tmr/hp ENJOY! may do a sequel for 4th year if someone askes for it. SEQUEL IS UP! FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Accidents are Never on Purpose by TheLostSpirit reviews
I was on my way to the cafe to meet my precious Strawberry. Next thing I know, she's being wheeled away in an ambulance. Pairing: AmuxIkuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,227 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Never Too Late by Rosaleen reviews
The Hogwarts Headmaster enlists a little help to give Severus and Harry something they've missed. A baby Severus and Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,213 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D.
The Beast Master by wsbenge reviews
Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kagome's Secret by midnight darkness2012 reviews
Kagome holds a little past in her present, she doesnt know how it is possible, but the past can be taken from her, but is there a certain Lord that is looking for her, what happens when he finds out about her secret? Kag/Sessh
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
The Vestigial Organ Recall by kmd5133 reviews
Sheldon gets sick. The guys bail on him, so it's Penny to the rescue
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Perverted to Innocent What Happened to You? by DesireLaughs reviews
While at Easter one day, Ikuto becomes an experiment. He loses his memory, and a few other things. Like inches- feet even! The experiment goes horribly right, leading Ikuto to be a child again! Amu and the others try to help him. Full summery inside.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,477 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Strains of Melody by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU, pre- and first year: An abused 5-year-old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys' by muggles and adopted. There's just one problem: the person who adopted him doesn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,415 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Harry P.
The Heart of a Ferret by Smaradgus reviews
Forced to spend weeks together in a small cage as ferrets, life can't be the same anymore for Harry and Draco. Are new perspectives and new allies enough for our heroes to come through the upcoming war? H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,335 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Child Like Love by demonlifehealer reviews
Harry hates the Dark Lord, the Dark Lord hates Harry. But when the Savior of the wizarding world accidentally messes up a spell that turns them both into children how can they possibly substain that hate when they just agreed to become best friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ghost Town by WingsOfMorphius reviews
A trip to an old mining town uncovers a secret about Danny’s heritage He’s the heir of a gun toting hero! Now Fast shootin’ Fenton’s fiancée is stirring, and she’ll do anything to get her Daniel back... -Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The Reality of Virtuality by Artgirl4 reviews
The students of Mr. Lancer's class must enter someone's mind. But now with no way to get out, they realize just how important Danny Fenton's mind is, including his sanity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I, Ferret by curiouslyfic reviews
Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deaging Draco by cathankitten reviews
Draco is de-aged for a school project, which leads to unexpected results. slash mpreg etc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Misadventures by Queen of the Sacred Flames
A compilation of humorous oneshot fics. Sillyness, Randomness, and occational fluff and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 965 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Of a Diary by verbal diarrhea reviews
A CoS AU fic. The memory of Tom Riddle wishes to get closer to Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Ginny Weasely is in the way. To what lengths will Tom go to get what he wants? TMRHP slash Warning: Character Death! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Feral by Kuno-Baby reviews
Everyone's least favorite violent naruto story has died a coward's death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Not What It Was, Now As It Is by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
TRHP Harry has the empty diary and decides to join the one who had been trapped, but he must stop anyone who would come after him. After HBP. Five people die, two some people might care about, though neither T nor H. Strangely happy ending. spazz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sailing Ships: Sssssssssssss by Diabolus Ruina reviews
Harry wants to adopt a ‘little cretin’. Tom is skeptical. At first, anyway... My answer to 2NiteItBeginz's challenge. SLASH HPxTRLV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Trust no one by Grinedel reviews
The BoyWhoLived isn't a boy anymore and when he realized he never picked his side in the war, his meeting with Tom will change the face of the world forever! MOUHAHAHAHA! Slash. Dark!HarryTomVoldemortHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fastball by Raina Wolfe - Lateraina reviews
In an attempt to get revenge on Dash, Danny throws a fastball that the coach of the baseball team witnesses. Now the coach will do anything to get Danny to join the team...and when Danny joins, he becomes the best pitcher the team's had in years!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10980 - Favs: 19,426 - Follows: 6,391 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden Elements by secretlycharmed14 reviews
Is water meant to be with Earth? Is earth allowed to love water? Implied SLASH, ONESHOT. This man loves this boy, will this boy allow his love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Show and Tell by Raina Wolfe - Lateraina reviews
Sequel to Freeze Out. Dash, Paulina, Valerie, Tucker, Sam, and Danny are stuck once again, but this time in the Ghost Zone.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Toddlers and a Dog by Mystic Dragon reviews
Roy gets more than he ever imagined when the unexpected happens...Edward and Alphonse Elric are reduced to toddlers! Can he manage the Elrics in terrible two mode, or will he finally ask for some help? RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Freeze Out by Raina Wolfe - Lateraina reviews
[Complete] Another field trip goes wrong when Danny, Sam, Tucker, Valerie, Dash, and Paulina get stuck with a broken down van in a blizzard! Sequel to The Elevator Game. Deleted Scene included.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Drunk and in Love by Kudostalker reviews
Harry and Voldie are friends? and if that weren't enough, dating? What happens when they get drunk... Warnings: this has dark Harry, mpreg, ooc, cursing, and slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hidden by eQuasarus reviews
[AU] Harry, once scared and abused, now lives in the Forbidden Forest where he has adapted to life. The wizards want him back, but Harry wants to be a wolf of the forest. [WiP] 'Addictive' - HermioneGreen [Reader]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,106 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P.
A Different Reality by Constellations reviews
AU. Discarded by the Dursleys, Harry's life is completely changed when he is found and adopted by the most unlikely being imaginable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Deadly Duo: Sesshomaru and Kagome by YamikiofAnime reviews
Kagome is sick of Inuyasha always mistreating her and wants to stop him from selling her friends out, but when she meets Sesshomaru a deadly deal is formed, but while that is going on new demons arrive, and they want Sesshomaru dead or captured. (SK)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
A Completely Innocent Addiction by Just A Starving Writer reviews
[SK][Complete][Edited] An obsessed miko, a bored demon lord, and the shared need to be entertained, all combined by a completely innocent addiction.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,291 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Love Can Burn by A Memory Of Wings reviews
A demon who places a love curse on Kagome. A youkai determined to get revenge on his younger brother by taking Kagome as his wife. But Sesshomaru never expected his bride's response to his touch or the rising desire he had to touch her (Complete!)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,702 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Demon's Heart and Ultimate Sacrifice by Kilala81 reviews
Naraku takes Kagome, intent on her bearing him a child. InuYasha can't save her. Sess doesn't want such a child born, and takes Kagome to his castle. First just a playmate for Rin, but after she is nearly raped the demon becomes fiercly protective. IC R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,901 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
As Declared By Fate by StarChild2 reviews
She hated everything they stood for. They looked down upon everything she was. In a society where bloodlines and money meant everything, Kagome never expected to become the object of affection to the heirs of the two most powerful families.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,823 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004
Childhood Simplicity by sushi-chan reviews
Harry is turned into a five year old child and Draco must take care of him. Will friendship be able to form between these two fierce rivals?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lullaby of a Dragon by Mysticalsoul reviews
Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Purely Coincidental by EmeraldDream reviews
Harry and Snape are both affected by a potions accident that transforms them into three year olds. Final Chapter up rated PG-13, just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Lea instead of Lee reviews
What if, Lee Everett, a tall broad shouldered, collage history teacher, who's found guilty of killing a senator who slept with his now ex-wife, riding in a police car to his fate, wasn't a HE at all. What if Lea Everett a archaeologist, with a fondness for parkour, just got back from digging up a site in Australia, and was riding in a cab, when her driver hit a "suspicious" person.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Lee E., Clementine, Duck, Sarah
Born again reviews
This is the story of Iori Takatou. He was originally a highschool second year, 17 years old. He was finally going to confess to the girl he had a crush on when he ends up knocking a Rin Sasara a 7 year old out of the path of a truck instead. When he woke up he was a 7 year old girl, he's now trapped with Yume a Lolita-con. Also why did he not miss being Iori a male 17 year old?
Ichinensei ni Nacchattara/一年生になっちゃったら - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Iori T., Rin S., Anna M., Touta
The Grand Scheme of Things reviews
1234 Gods, Myths, Love, Ghosts, Witches, Techno-geeks, and islands of the after life! This is the story of Daniella Jamie Fenton/Phantom/Thaumaturgic and how she became a mother of not 1, not 2, but 4 of Vladamir Masters/Plasmius's children. All of the lies and distrust of the adult world is exactly what Vlad is trying to protect Danny from, but she just can't see it that way. 4321
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Danny F., Vlad M., Dan Phantom, Dani