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Joined 10-28-03, id: 477984
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
I am a rabid D/Hr shipper.

I write fanfiction for fun. It's a creative outlet for me. Review them, or not.

I will never hold a story for review ransom. Oh, wait...I can't anyway. I only write one-shots. Other one-shots are archived here.

You're a rabid Draco/Hermione Shipper When:

1)Jumping ‘ship to another is not an option even if JK Rowling says D/Hr isn’t going to happen in books 6 or 7.

2) Your only hope of reading new D/Hr fanfics is when other shippers host a fic exchange, because you tend to gobble up all the newly posted ones and you’ve read pretty much read all the other ones.

3)Someone posts a Lucius/Hermione fanart, and you save it as D/Hr so you can ogle it all you want.

4) CV is on your daily lists of sites to check.

5) The only things listed on your LJ interests are “Draco Malfoy,” “Hermione Granger,“ ”Dramione,””Draco/Hermione,””Emma Watson,” and “Tom Felton”

6)You only read other ‘ship fics if there is a D/Hr side pairing

7) Dramione smut gets you through almost anything (annoying co-workers, road rage, bad grades, frustrating men, and other RL bumps)

8) Despite the preponderance of crap, you check (with the character settings permanently on “Draco Malfoy” and “Hermione Granger”) on a daily basis because you still believe you’ll find a fanfic treasure worth reading. And you do.

9)You’re slightly annoyed that there’s 265 less D/Hr stories than there are Snape/Hermione stories on

10) You firmly believe there is more to the scene in POA where Hermione is suddenly without her robe and her Timeturner is exposed, as she worriedly urges Hagrid to take Draco to the hospital after Draco is attacked by Buckbeak.

11) You got wireless internet so you can read Dramione fics at various comfortable places at home.

12) You believe that Ted Tonks/Andromeda Black is JKR's subtle nod at D/Hr.

13) Draco/anybody-else-other-than-Hermione makes you gag

14) You love the author whose D/Hr fanfic disclaimer reads something like: "Neither Draco nor Hermione belong to me. They belong with each other."

15) You are imagining Draco and Hermione as Raoul and Christine while watching the "Phantom of the Opera" movie, just because the actor has blondish hair and Emily Rossum has curly brown hair.

16) You can't remember fandom life pre-D/Hr (was there ever one?)

17) Red and green stop being Christmas colors and start being symbols of D/Hr and inter-house unity.

18) Several people post extensive lists of D/Hr fanfic recs, and you've already read all of them.

19) You get super-excited to learn that Hermione's wand core is dragon heartstring.

20) You were tickled when Tom Felton posted on his blog : "Get the new DVD! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with Hermione and Draco Malfoy..."

21) Little kids with curly blond hair make you wonder if that's what Draco and Hermione's child would look like.

22) You have more of an online relationship with your fellow D/Hr shippers than you do with the person who got you into Harry Potter in the first place, because this person happens to be an avid R/Hr shipper.

23) You have saved over a thousand D/Hr fanfics on your hard drive.

24) You believe that Dramione is the best cure for sea sickness.

25) You're trying to go to bed but you keep thinking of stuff to add to this list!

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A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Repercussions by Damien J. Frost reviews
One night between enemies leads to crossed lines by those least expected. Can the world survive the repercussions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,713 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thin Strips of Emotion by Mexx reviews
DracoHermione. Future fic. Seasons bleed into one another, years pass, and still he loves her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sometimes When We Touch by Kyra4 reviews
7th Year, Sequel to You Gotta Breathe. DMHG fic. Angst and trauma galore, for everyone. And I do mean everyone. Character death [not in main pairing though.] Ch. 31: A Dramione Wedding, continued! This fic is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,968 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 4,936 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
extempore by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: A loud crying interrupts the Potions Master in his seventh years' Potions class...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blood Of The Dragon by zensho reviews
BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,626 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Letter from the Estranged reviews
Hermione finds a letter addressed to Draco. Why does it make her cry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Housewarming reviews
The Malfoys initiate their new home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Congratulations, Narcissa! reviews
Narcissa Malfoy reflects on Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
CustomMade Boots reviews
Christmas Fluff. Draco snoops. Hermione surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love's Labor reviews
A husband, a wife, and magic in the birthing room at Malfoy Manor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.