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I could write a dissertation about my personal feelings regarding fanfiction pairings, so I will try to keep this short. I read mostly Harry Potter fanfics because growing up Harry Potter was really important to me, but as I got older and the final books were released I became less impressed and less happy with how things turned out. It was really crappy what happened to Snape and I know and have finally accepted that maybe he just didn't want to live at the end/he was perhaps supposed to die, but I just wasn't happy leaving it that way. (off topic but as a twin myself I found JKR killing Fred to be impossibly cruel) So I prefer to read HP fanfics where things end a little more happily. Some people seem to think Snape should be paired with anyone but I really think Hermione is the best person to pair him with (which I could go on and on about but I'm going to just leave it at that). It really is my only exception to my dislike of paring older witches/wizards with younger ones. But this could also be due to the fact that I always did like Snape and was more than a bit of a Hermione growing up.

A pet peeve of mine is when a story ends up too happily ever after, and we find out how many great grand kids everyone had and what their names and spouses were. I prefer when there is no childbirth or the story ends before that's ever an option, that isn't important to me and is not what a happy ending is dependent upon.

I do have an idea for a fanfic story of my own, but alas, I am a pharmacist. Writing and language is not one of my strong points. Perhaps one day.

~DA

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Ignis Tactus by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"You can't lift this spell, you know. There's no counter curse and they never find their mates. The witch always burns." Dark themes. SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Erasing by Mary West reviews
It was time to be rid of the Dark Mark. So Severus heads to the Magical Pigment shop. Because surely, if they know how to create magical pigments, they can remove one. Severus/Hermione Fluff. JKR's wonderful world. I get to play in her sandpit, but she owns all the castles. This is from the 2016 SSHG Giftfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1 - Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We Shall Have Snow (and other One-shots and Drabbles) by Toodleoo reviews
Assorted stories, most of which are SS/HG-oriented or feature SS and HG. Leave me a prompt, and I may just write you a story! Ratings listed with each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Lies and Red Ink by Zigadenus reviews
Tra8erse and I were joking on Livejournal that Snape must have a fetish for grading papers, given the amount of homework he assigns. Having said that, sorry, this is decidedly NOT what you'd imagine given that background info. Morally gray, graphic (rating for a reason), complete in two parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ron W. - Complete
Camerado by MillieJoan reviews
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 259,165 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Vol-au-Vents by Toodleoo reviews
Hermione knew that her brave professor would fall in love with her if she nursed him to health after one of those nasty Death Eater meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dark Mark by Cybrokat reviews
After quitting her stressful Ministry job, Hermione opens a chocolate shoppe, not realizing the consequences of her determination, magic and a wooden spoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Crafty Case of the Corpses That Weren't Corpses by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Several people have disappeared from the wizarding community, and a wholly unlikely suspect is being accused. Who else but Hermione Granger would take up this impossible case—and who else would she drag along with her but Severus Snape? A classically styled murder mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Noble and Most Ancient by Nomad1 reviews
Bernard's past catches up with him - by owl post.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bernard B., Manny, Fran - Complete
The Photograph by Mary West reviews
Aunt Hermione is helping young Albus Severus with a few problems, by using stories of her schooldays and one Severus Snape as rewards. But the photo of Snape seems to react to them ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Phoenix Fire, or Hermione Granger and the EW by grangerous reviews
The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,399 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12110 - Favs: 10,663 - Follows: 6,850 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
More Things in Heaven and Earth by Wild Magelet reviews
There were few things that Hermione Granger would not do for a chance to view the book collection of the late treasure hunter and philanthropist Begonia Madden. She was even prepared to accompany the habitually surly Professor Snape on an overnight trip to the Highlands. Really, how awful could it possibly be? (SS/HG; epilogue of DH disregarded.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Professor Granger's Puzzle by Meladara reviews
Hermione finds a certain amount of comfort that her deepest darkest secret is securely hidden in the Arithmantic puzzle encircling her classroom. However, when a certain dark wizard decides to break her code, she must face the fact that the tenuous balance on which she has built her life could come crashing down at any moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Better Than Life by anoesis reviews
All she wanted was half an hour's escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Split by windwings reviews
One fine day, Severus Snape makes a disturbing discovery. Who is messing with his life? And why? This story was written for 2011 SSHG exchange and is СOMPLETE in 13 chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Spirit by Ariadne AWS reviews
Seven years after the final battle: Severus is neither here nor there and is apparently unwanted, dead or alive, until a small black kitten pins his cloak to a cobblestone. Hermione learns that now and then life rests on the flip of a friendly coin. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,585 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Something To Talk About by Alexis.Danaan reviews
It's crazy the kind of seeds a rumour can plant. EWE, rating for language and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Anima Damnata by Pen Against Sword reviews
A string of shocking, potion-related murders has the brightest witch of her age struggling to catch the culprit. She seeks the help of a familiar Potions Master. There's only one problem with that, though. He's been dead for five years. SSHG, Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Cunning Plan by marianne le fey reviews
"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Goddess of Never Being Broken by cathedral carver reviews
The body never lies. The mind, however, is another matter. Written for the 2011 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Snape Identity by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Unspeakables Granger and Snape are on the trail of a dangerous killer. But Snape is injured in a wand fight – his memory of the last few years, and his partner, erased. Granger and Snape must rediscover their partnership before another witch is murdered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Knitting Alternative by Mel88 reviews
Stuck in the Manor and bored nearly out of his mind, Draco Malfoy hatches a plan of questionable legality to acquire some company.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fade to Grey by marianne le fey reviews
Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,878 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cursed by bccaw reviews
BOOK ONE - Hermione wakes up after the final battle paralyzed in the infirmary. She has been cursed by Voldemort, and Snape is the only one who can save her. Strange as that may be, the truth is much stranger. COMPLETE! Book two soon to follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,762 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Tears or, Hermione Granger and the DH by grangerous reviews
Sequel to Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the H-BP . By the time of Dumbledore's death, Hermione and Snape had worked together for a whole year. Now, however, they both have very different and very difficult tasks ahead of them. **DH SPOILERS**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,256 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Murder of Crows by Hogwarts 91 reviews
14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,986 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Anastadne reviews
A HGSS drabble-format tagfic: How what was lost might be found - if she's very, very lucky, and very, very good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Even Stopper Death by Scattered Logic reviews
As a child, Hermione had been fascinated with Severus Snape's first year speech, but was it possible that he'd actually managed to stopper death? HG/SS pre-romance
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hiding Hermione by ApollinaV reviews
Hermione throws herself upon Severus' mercy to escape an undesirable fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the HB P by grangerous reviews
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,839 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Anger Management by teshara reviews
Years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus find themselves in a Ministry assigned anger management class.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/3/2009 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Secret Admirer by vanityfair reviews
When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Subtleties by Pen Against Sword reviews
In which Snape does not have an appointment, Hermione is enraged, and subtlety is seemingly abandoned. AU to Snape's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
No Loyalty in the Moonlight by Ariadne AWS reviews
Because some secrets aren't meant to stay buried. HGSS Years after the final battle, Hermione will have to confront secrets she's kept, even from herself. WINNER, 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,755 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonlight Flower by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Wizards and witches have gathered to mark the end of the war with Voldemort. Dissatisfied, Hermione escapes and ends up running into another solitary soul. Short, simple waff-fic. HG-SS, DH-compliant, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For All Intents and Purposes by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
SS/HG A moment of inattention transports Hermione to one year after the fall of the Dark Lord, but with no way back to the present. Her only clue is an object that she finds between worlds. She enlists the aid of a young Professor-but he has his own agend
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,928 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil is in the Details by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Sneaking Suspicion by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has a feeling Severus is up to no good and she is determined to stop him.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dunderhead Tax by Scattered Logic reviews
All Severus Snape wanted was to fulfil his dream of owning a successful business and to be free of dunderheads. He should have known it was too much to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unicorn Dreams by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Romantic bit of fluff HG wants to secure a position as apprentice to SS. She finds more. AU, set at end of seventh year. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Putting the Magic Back into Magic by madamsnape78 reviews
Hermione is about to turn thirty and realizes that life isn't as exciting as she thought it would be. She goes about trying to change that. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,669 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Spy at Wolfe's Door by clinkeroo reviews
A funny lark that is meant as a tribute to Mr. Fleming's James Bond and Mr. Stout's Nero Wolfe. The two were friends in real life and actually discussed a crossover at one point. I hope you enjoy a small look at what such a meeting may have been like.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2006 - James Bond/007 - Complete
First Name Basis by vanityfair reviews
Miss Granger and Professor Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Match Made by Law by Larilee reviews
A highly realistic, very twisted, possibly funny, extremely late look at the Marriage Law Challenge. No house-elves were harmed during the production of the story. I cannot say the same Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic. Mentions character death in pa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus asks the boys for help in wooing Hermione but has he been given the right information?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete