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If you can't tell, I'm a WhovianTransformed(aka, A Doctor Who(along with spinoffs) and Transformers fan

AND NOW FOR SOME QUESTIONS AND MY ANSWERS:

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS?

Ratchet, Bee, everyone on the Autobots

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Three words; Super Fangirl Glomp! :D

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Eh?

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Ratchet- most likely classical with some Skillet mixed in, Bee-Anything

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

To many, but my favorites and most often used are Comatose(aka Angel), Snowrunner(aka Shelby) and Jazmine.

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Normally, Comatose is bonded to Ratchet, Snowrunner is Bee's mate and Jazmine is with Jazz

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Ratchet and Bee

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Ratchet-Not throwing a wrench and Bee-IDK?

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Not trying to take over the Decepticons

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Um... BEAT THELIVING SLAG OUT OF EACHOTHER WHAT ELSE?! Seriously, people.

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Cliffjumper, Lambos

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Megatron.

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

Eh, I lost count after Alonso.

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Hmm... Really any Autobot/Human OC works for me...

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Dude, what else can you call them?!

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A black Chevy Silverado.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee.

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

AUTOBOTS

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Copy and paste this if you think this is BS. A former Vet Tech in Ohio saved two fawn and 4 raccoons(all at different times of course) and now, after nursing all these animals back to health, even bonding with them, she may face 30 days in jail, $500 in fines and the animals put to sleep. This is the second time this has happened, another case was in Wisconsin, where DNR(Department of Natural Resources) agents and police stormed a no kill shelter where an orphaned fawn was being cared for, killed the animal and took it out in a body bag. I think this quote by Matt Smith is true- “I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.”

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.), libithewolf (Shadow the Hedgehog, and Deidara from Naruto Shippuden, but I used to like Joe from Time warp Trio when I was younger.), Spottedpaw13 (Tails, Ryou Bakura, Bakura) Hawkfire111 (Noah from the Total Drama Series, though i prefer him with Izzy, Dustytuft/Phillup from Guardians of Ga'Hoole- i cried when he was killed...-, Duncan from Total Drama Series- SO over him, he cheated on poor Courtney...), Autumnheart (Twilight from Guardains of Ga'Hoole, Number 4 from KND, Noah from TDI, Kat from Kid vs Kat, Cupid, Nega-Timmy, Anti-Cosmo from Fairly OddParents, Tallest Red from Invader Zim)ThePurpleRacoonGirl(Luigi from the Mario games, Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, Ron Weasly from Harry Potter, Dib from Invader Zim), Inkheart5351 (Kowalski and Skipper from PoM and Finn from Adventure Time), PerryRocks- Wolf Warrior (Dr. Blowhole from PoM and Basil of Baker Street from The Great Mouse Detective),randomfanfictioner01(As embarrassing as it might be, PERRY!(Phineas and Ferb) Along with Skipper (Penguins of Madagascar) Jet pack guy (Club penguin)and Dipper (Gravity falls) so, yea.), Cowtails (Skipper,Kowalski,and Blowhole from Penguins of Madagascar, Sirius Black,Remus Lupin,Neville Longbottom,and Seamus Finnigan from Harry Potter, and Louis from Ice Age),RosetheOwl (Patrick O'Reilly from The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940, The 11th Doctor from Doctor Who,Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood/Doctor Who, Erik AKA The Phantom of the Opera from the 2004 film The Phantom of the Opera.), 11th Doctor Fan(11th Doctor from Doctor Who, Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones from Torchwood\Doctor Who, River Song from Doctor Who(only Girl crush I have!!!!(Yes, I'm a girl)), Dean Winchester and Castiel from Supernatural, Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes from Sherlock, Kili from The Hobbit and LOTR films(he's a sexy beast!!!), Doctor Whooves\Time Turner from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, The Pumpkin King himself, Jack Skellington from The Nightmare before Christmas, Autobots Ratchet and Bumblebee from Transformers, Rico from The Penguins of Madagascar, Zak Saturday from The Secret Saturdays, and Victor Volt from The Secret Show)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (What?! I LOVE eating frozen dinners!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...DARN IT!!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something everyday, I suppose)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that be much quicker?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh! I had no idea sleep aids could do that!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat." (But...I was gonna kill someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?)

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WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings. (YES)

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. (Big time, but it's so my parents won't know I'm cursing )

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. (First one, a character from Torchwood, bye bye Owen)

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her brother.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. (Yup, or Decepticons)

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (Used to)

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother. (I don't have a brother...)

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (Oh yeah)

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. (No)

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (yes)

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. (all the time)

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. (Prowler..)

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer. (Only my iPod, iPhone, Wii, DELL laptop, 3DS and PSP)

Doctor Who Quotes

(Most of these quotes where found on http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/doctor-who?, I do NOT own any of these quotes)

"We're all stories in the end, so let's make this a good one, eh?" - Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor

“I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
Matt Smith

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually — from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint — it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.”
Steven Moffat, Doctor Who: The Shooting Scripts

Nothing is impossible, just highly unlikely"- The Doctor

"What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?"- The Doctor(?)

“Bow ties are cool.”
Steven Moffat

“The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross, in which case... always use force!
Amy: Shall I run and get the manual?
The Doctor: I threw it in a supernova.
Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova? Why?
The Doctor: Because I disagreed with it! Now stop talking to me when I'm cross!”
Steven Moffat

“Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!
-The Doctor (Matt Smith)”
Steven Moffat

“Geronimo!” ― Steven Moffat

“Third Doctor: A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting”
Robert Holmes

“As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves”
William Hartnell(aka, The 1st Doctor)

“Eighth Doctor: I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.”
Matthew Jacobs, Doctor Who: The Script of the Film

"Next stop, Everywhere"- Alex Kingston as River Song

“If you want more people to come to the theatre, don't put the prices at £50. You have to make theatre inclusive, and at the moment the prices are exclusive. Putting TV stars in plays just to get people in is wrong. You have to have the right people in the right parts. Stunt casting and being gimmicky does the theatre a great disservice. You have to lure people by getting them excited about a theatrical experience.”
Catherine Tate(aka Donna Noble)

“Run you clever boy, and remember”
Doctor Who Jenna Louise Coleman(aka Clara "Oswin" Oswald)

“The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes—very rarely—impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
Steven Moffat

“I don't know. I can't tell the future I just work there.”
Steven Moffat

“Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.”
Steven Moffat

“900 years of time and space and I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important.”
Doctor Who 11th Doctor

“I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.” ― Steven Moffat

“No, we don't walk away. But when we're holding on to something precious, we run. We run and run, fast as we can, and we don't stop running until we are out from under the shadow.” ― Neil Cross

“To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable; only unexplained.”
Doctor Who

“I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.”
Matt Smith

“Rule 1: The Doctor lies.”
Steven Moffat

You people think time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but from a non-linear, non-subjective veiw point, it's more like a big ball of Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-whimy...stuff"-David Tennant as the 10th Doctor "Blink"

OC quotes

"Where is he ol' girl, let's go visit our thief one more time. Next stop, Everywhere." - Angel to the TARDIS when speaking of the Doctor's last adventure.(in a role play with one of my friends)

"It was the 4 of us against the world, the Torchwood agent, the Autobot medic, the Impossible Girl and me, the Mutt of the team, we formed a bond, Jack, Ratchet, Clara and I, the immortals, the Phoenix."- Angel(The Pheonix of Time Book 1: Fire)

"Seriously, I regenerate into Tigger and the one who is quackers, I regenerate into a couple of MORONS!"- Shelby on Ratchet and Angel(in most upcoming fanfics)

"Don't mock the celery!"- Jazmine(in most upcoming fanfics)

"When I was born, my mother gave me the name "Angel" because she knew I'd become a loyal guardian someday. I did. This is the story of The Time Lord's Angel"- Angel Black(The Children of The Doctor- Book 1: Angel)

"My name means "A sheltered town", I grew up in one for 15 years, until I met The Doctor that is"- Shelby Smith(Children of The Doctor- Book 2: Shelby)

"A flower name from the older form jessamine, that's what Jazmine means"- Jazmine Smith(Children of The Doctor- Book 3: Jazmine)

"My name is Amelia Melody Smith, I am the eldest of the children born to River Song and the Doctor, I was named for my grandmum, Amelia Pond and this is the story of my travels and life as a child of the Doctor"- Amelia "Amy" Melody Smith(The Children of The Doctor- Book 4: Amelia)

"I was named for my grandfather, Rory Pond, at first, I questioned why, but I now know, my grandfather was a good man, I hope I grow to be like him"- Rory Jonathon Pond(The Children of the Doctor- Book 5: Rory)

List your top 10 Doctor Who\ Torchwood characters

1) K9

2) The 11th Doctor

3) Jack Harkness

4) River Song

5) Gwen Cooper

6) Ianto Jones

7) Clara Oswald

8) Amy Pond

9) Rose Tyler

10) Meta-crisis Doctor\ Ten2\ Handy\ John Smith\ DoctorDonna

What would you do if... 2 woke you up in the middle of the night? This better be important Doctor!

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? JACK!!!!!*pwns him with a soap bottle*

4 announced he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow? *spit takes* River, have you lost it?!?!?!

5 cooked you dinner. At least it wasn't Jack

Number six was lying on the beach next to you sleeping. Awwwww...

Seven confessed they were related to you Dang it..Clara

8 got into the hospital somehow Rory, your wife is here, most likely the Doctor's fault...

9 made fun of your friends Want me to turn you into dust?

Ten ignored you all the time I never liked you much anyway

Two serial killers are hunting you. what will 1 do? Protect me with his laser like the good dog he is!!!!

You're stuck in a house on fire. What does 4 do? Use her vortex manipulator, warp in, grab me, then warp out

You're about to do something that will embarrass you. What will 5 do? Talk me into making Owen do it...I hope.

You got dumped. How will 7 cheer you up? Has the Doctor take me somewhere

You compete in a tournament. How will 9 support you? Cheer me on

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Most likely ignore me

number 1 is all you ever dreamed of. Why? He's a loyal dog that shoots lasers, DUH!!!!

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? I knew you still loved her.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Why in Bloody h* would I date Jack, he's like, 1000 years old and has a boyfriend, ewww

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? No comment there

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do? I'll go get Jack

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Don't tell me she wants to do my hair now

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell her? Amy, your married

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Yes

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? Probably for a while

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? Yes!!!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? She'd give him a heck of a talking to

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. CAT FIGHT!!!

5 curses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? What he does best, flirt!!!

6 got high. I blame Jack

7 comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Stick to the red one Clara

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? Giving her grandchildren

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get his revenge when he spills soda all over her? I'd rather not know and\or say

10 starts working at a bar. Oh no

1 comes in and tells you he got 2 pregnant. How the pit did you do that?! Your a robotic dog!!!

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him? No, well, maybe if Ianto was there...

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins? I don't know...

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? Most likely being the ones who are unnoticed and slightly unappreciated

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does 10 do? Toss her in his TARDIS and take her home

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it? No idea...

SONGS OF MY LIFE

Opening Credits: Breakthrough by Lemonade Mouth

Waking Up: Poison Ivy by the Jonas Brothers

First Day At School: Bulletproof by La Roux

Falling In Love: Any Kind of Guy by Big Time Rush

Fight Song: Wouldn't it be good by Cascada

Breaking Up: Bad by Michael Jackson

Prom night: Reflection by Christina Aguilera

Life: Never too Late by Three Days Grace

Mental Breakdown: Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

Driving: Play Hard by David Guetta ft. Ne-yo and Akon

Flashback: Miracle by Cascada

Getting back together: Headstrong by Ashley Tisdale

Wedding: Taking over me by Evanescence

Birth of Child: Don't charge me for the Crime by the Jonas Brothers ft. Common

Final Battle: Troublemaker by Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida

Funeral Song: The Doctor is Dying by Chameleon Circuit

Final Credits:Torchwood Theme by the BBC National Orchestra of Whales & Ben Foster

Pop quiz time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Bedtime from The Little Mermaid(WTF?!)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Paranoid by The Jonas Bros. (maybe)

3. Your teacher is...

Monster by Paramore (my English teach)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Fireflies by Owl City(to ten million fireflies, I'm weird cuz I hate goodbyes...)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Caramelldansen(speedy mix) by Caramell(help)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Burn It Down by Linkin Park(yes)

7. How do you feel right now?

Counting Stars by OneRepublic(???)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Paper Gangsta by Lady Gaga(wtf??)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Teeth by Lady Gaga(my phone hates me!)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Fire by Matthew "Mdot" Finley(*headdesks*)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Fu*kin' Perfect by P!nk(Hells yea)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Till the World Ends(The Femme Fatale) by Britney Spears feat. Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha (mmm)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Smack That(dirty) by Akon feat. Eminem.(no!!!!!)

14. Your life's theme song?

Never Too Late by Three Days Grace(very true)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice(FTW?)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

Any Dream Will Do(From 'Joseph and His Technicolor Dreamcoat') by John Barrowman and Shona Lindsay(*headwalls*)

17. Your motto is..

Busted by Candace and Vanessa from Phineas and Ferb(*headwalls again*)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...

This Is Where I Belong by Bryan Adams(well, maybe the store)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Thriller by Michael Jackson(ok...)

20. Any last words?

Burn by Ellie Goulding.(*cusses*)

Who I Am and Who I once Was.

I was often told I ran from my problems,

Those who said that were wrong,

so very wrong.

If I was running from my problems,

I wouldn't be in public school with my friends,

I'd still be in that deep hole of hell.

"She's become more "sassy"",

they said,

Sassy? Me? More like trying to get my point across,

I was blamed when I got bullied,

"Oh, she just wasn't playing nice",

I'm 16 not two people,

I know the difference between "playing" and bullying.

I drew the line right there and then.

That was who I was,

The Little Ugly Duckling.

If they could see me now,

I'm no longer alone,

No longer bullied,

I have the help I need,

Surrounded my people like me,

Who have helped me spread my wings,

I am cared for and not just yelled at by all,

There was light at the end of my dark tunnel,

Of which I came to the end,

And took to the endless blue skies.

This is who I am,

The Beautiful Swan,

Who came from the Ugly Duckling.

This poem is my story of moving from my old school, where I was bullied by both students and teachers, back to public school, where I am no longer bullied(well, I wouldn't fully say that, but it's friends, so I don't mind) and I am someone, not a nobody.

Wierd Things said in my life

"Ok, there is only three ways you'd survive that! A) Your a vampire with super speed, B), Your a zombie or C) Your Jack da* Harkness!"-Me after watching Outrageous Acts of Science and hearing that an anvil falling can kill you.

"OMG, you really are a 900 year old 9 year old"-Me to my Whovian cousin, Nick, when he's being a goof.

"He's a "Tanalope!""- I meant to say he was acting like one, me describing my aunt's Japanese Chin, Tanner, acting like an antelope and I misspoke.

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Torchwood FanFlashwork Collection by Charity Angel reviews
Collection of stories written for the Fan Flashworks comm on LJ/DW. May contain various pairings, styles etc.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
House of Leaves by Cerih reviews
On the outskirts of Cardiff stands a house like no other. When Jack inherits it from a man from his past, the team discover extraordinary things, meet visitors from a great distance away and perhaps even learn a thing or two about themselves and their co-workers. Jack and Ianto centric. Ianto/Jack, Jack/OMC pairings. Spoilers for season 1 and early season 2. Canon.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,711 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H.
Omelets by Taamar reviews
Jack and Ianto approach life, and omelets, very differently. Something of a character study. My first.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Torchwood Drabble Archives by Caz251 reviews
Torchwood drabbles.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/1
Where are you now? by Kiefercarlos reviews
ONE-SHOT. Jack and a memory from his past.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26 - Jack H. - Complete
If You Have To by EvvieJo reviews
17-year-old Ianto Jones has his life uprooted when his family moves across the Atlantic to Washington, D.C. But after stumbling across one Jack Harkness, he unexpectedly starts to develop a new sense of belonging. / High School!AU
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,448 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H.
Dear Whovian Authors by scarletphlame reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom. OVER A MILLION VIEWS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 255 - Words: 25,745 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/24/2013
Memory Keeper by PCJanto reviews
When a private and personal conversation between two close friends is overheard and misinterpret by one Gwen Elizabeth Cooper, nothing will ever be the same between the teammates again, especially when her probing threaten to expose a secret that Ianto swore to take with him in death.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,000 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/7/2014
Laptop by DinoDina reviews
Towen drabble. Owen breaks Tosh's laptop.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14 - [Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh] - Complete
Calls Me Home by Sandylee007 reviews
What if Jack's kiss to Ianto worked, after all? One of the many people he imagined lost is on his way back to him. Janto SLASH, 'Children of Earth' fix-it fic BORDERLINE-FLUFFY in the end ONESHOT
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Tie Your Heart at Night to Mine by Mia-Zeklos reviews
After the House of the Dead, Ianto manages to find his way back through the Rift, but he's not quite what he used to be.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/3 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Jack Really Shouldn't Leave His Team Alone! by X-WelshAngel-X reviews
How a new addition to the Torchwood Family was found and Jack really should be more careful where he puts his sweets that are not suitable for human consumption. Not been Betad
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Gwen C., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Just the One by Earendil Eldar reviews
Ianto and Owen are working late in the Hub and take a break for a drink... just the one. Jack returns to find them in quite a state. Nothing indecent... i promise!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27 - Jack H., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Meow by Nightmare576 reviews
This is my first story. Jack finds a kitten and It follows him back to the Hub. What happens when the cat turns human? Read to find out. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J., OC
If I Could Die of Laughter by Clare Hope reviews
Ianto loses a pencil sharpener, Jack finds it for him, and things...escalate. (Janto, humor, fluff, laughter, and sweetness, continued far past the first story and will continue as long as I find myself willing to write 'funny'. Rated T for suggestiveness, nothing more. :) )
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 1/18 - [Ianto J., Jack H.]
Not such a Blip In Time After All by tintin-theteaboy reviews
Life after the 456 wasn't so horrid after all. Major plot twist in the later chapters! TRIGGER WARNING!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J.
Raising a child by Caitlin Swift reviews
What if the Torchwood team found a baby in the hub and decided to raise her.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 9/12/2014
Torchwood Parodies by BeccaWinchester
Again, not really chapters or a story, just songs i found and changed to fit a fandom of mine. As you might've guessed the fandom that these parodies pertain to is Torchwood, the Doctor Who spin-off series. Enjoy!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 854 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7
Supernatural Parodies by BeccaWinchester reviews
These are not chapters because this is not a story. this is actually a collection of Parodies that i have written of different songs. The information tells you the original song and artist of what i based the parody off of each of them pertains to a fandom. So far it's only been Supernatural and Torchwood. I hope you enjoy them!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/5
Musical Janto by blackromanceangel274 reviews
This is what happens when I read fanfic and listen to music... I start putting the characters into the songs. These are a few songs that remind me of Jack/Ianto. Other pairings will be mentioned in the chapter and so will any warnings that you should take into consideration. Enjoy and feel free to suggest a song that you think fits Janto and I'll give it a go.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/19
A Brimful of Drabble by mfindlow reviews
A collection of drabble inspired by the TW100 Challenge, and other non-challenge drabble.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/1 - Jack H., Gwen C., Owen H., Ianto J.
An exploration of prompts and inspirations - Torchwood by HadesGhostGirl reviews
Prompts come from various sources. If you would like me to do one of your's just PM or review with it :) Enjoy. (The first comes from Twitter)
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/4 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Torchwood - The Case of the Sleeping Diners by Jamiecole2 reviews
I do not own any of the characters in the Torchwood Series. They belong to the BBC, RTD, and all the other actors/ production staff that made it possible. I CLAIM NONE OF THEIR GENIUS
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25 - Gwen C., John H.
Torchwood- messages gone wrong by aBlue Gillespian reviews
No plot or narrative, just a bit of fun with the team sending each other messages that self correct messes up. It's happened to me too. WARNING: strong language
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/9/2014
Who's the Boss? by spongebillybob reviews
BDSM story with Jack and Ianto. Please review.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
What the heart wants by nightchild78 reviews
Jack wakes up in an unexpected place with unexpected company. How did he end up there? And why? (A series of ten drabbles inspired by badly knitted's work "Strange Morning". Set after season 3. Fix-it fic for "Children of Earth".
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Nervous Cleaning by Caz251 reviews
Gwen is curious about Jack's frantic cleaning.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Gwen C. - Complete
1 two finger emergency by Awatere11 reviews
What if you must be small in order to be big? Ianto's got a secret ... and it's a doozie! This is the first story in a series. If you guys like it I'll gladly share the others. Also my first multi-chap. Thanks for existing and making my life so much more fun. was K, moved to M cause Hart never could keep his hands to himself.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7 - Complete
The Captain and the Cat by Earendil Eldar reviews
Just a little thing about Jack taking in a stray. Not specified which point in Jack's life this is from.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4 - Jack H. - Complete
Naked Marco Polo by DinoDina reviews
Owen walks into work to find something wrong. Well, not wrong. Just different. This leads him to discover what Jack and Ianto do in their free time. One-shot Janto. Slash, Swearing (because Owen's in this). But if you watch Torchwood, you're good.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] Owen H. - Complete
Janto's Stories by Torchwhomolly reviews
As the title says, this is Janto's stories, one shots or not (I will specify). Will contain : fluff, angst, confort, the boys messing around ;)... It might contain slight Gwen Bashing (sorry). Maybe sometimes Crossover with Doctor Who. I'm French so I'm sorry if there are mistakes. I don't really know the ratings so I put it under T to be safe. R&R please
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J.
All The Universe Conspires by Gmariam reviews
After a seemingly innocent tech retrieval, Tosh is charged with solving the mystery of the boys' strange behavior. Featuring muffins, a baby grand piano, and some opera.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,558 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
A New Face (TAaP-verse) by Earendil Eldar reviews
The Doctor turns up for a visit but things are different and Jack has some bad memories dragged back.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Jack H. - Complete
Torchwood Drabbles by Daashi reviews
Various drabbles set in the Torchwood universe. Inspired by badly-knitted. Do not own the characters or settings, not making money off said characters and settings etc. On hiatus
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 139 - Words: 38,325 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H.
Interrogation by Earendil Eldar reviews
Post-"Sleeper." Ianto definitely had some interesting thoughts watching Jack interrogate Beth, thoughts he know just how to bring to life.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Talking It Out by Earendil Eldar reviews
Jack isn't looking forward to the talk he needs to have with Ianto after getting back from 1941. Ianto has a different idea of how to deal with their "talk." (Post-"Captain Jack Harkness" and mention of "Adrift" spoilers).
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Me and Mr Jones by Fezzes-Deerstalkers-RedScarves reviews
(Takes place before Children of Earth. In fact, it ignores it completely.) Ianto's cousin is getting married, and his mother is desperate for Ianto to marry a nice girl. Jack decides to be a supportive boyfriend by inviting himself along. Titles of all chapters are taken from 70's-80's songs.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014
It's Real by unshakespearean reviews
When seventeen-year-old twins Sadie and Alexa take a vacation to Cardiff, they joke around about seeing the Torchwood team while they're there. But what if Torchwood is real? Told in Sadie's POV. TOTALLY breaks Torchwood canon. Eventually Harcooper. And I'll be getting a ton of help from The Lone Shippers. Rated T for Torchwood. COMPLETE!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Gwen C., Jack H.] OC - Complete
One Night Only by Earendil Eldar reviews
AU (no Raxacoricofalapatorian Lord Mayors, no T3 Hub under the Plass). While the Doctor's refueling the TARDIS in Cardiff for 24 hours, Jack goes off to enjoy what the 21st century has to offer. What he finds makes Jack want to stay... but he's only there for one night.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Torchwood Two-Second Tales by DawnrunnerMoon reviews
A collection of Janto drabbles and fluff.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Late to Bed, Early to Rise by Earendil Eldar reviews
Ianto isn't getting enough sleep and Jack isn't happy about it.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Companions (TAaP-verse) by Earendil Eldar reviews
Jack and Ianto get a friendly visit from the Doctor.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Torchwood Drabbles by Aviv b reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles featuring all of your favorite TW characters. A variety of genres and characters and ratings G to PG-13 which will be indicated at the beginning of each chapter
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 124 - Words: 17,765 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Only You (TAaP-verse) by Earendil Eldar reviews
And another, might be a little on the sad side. Will try to have something more cheery sometime. It's Jack and Ianto's 67th anniversary. Time has changed some things, but not others.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Dust Gets in Your Eyes (TAaP-verse) by Earendil Eldar reviews
Likely first of several add-ons from "There's Always a Price" - just 'cause :) This one: Even when dreams have come true, there are still sometimes those moments of regret.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Sleep Well, Cariad by Inch-High Private Eye617 reviews
Gwen and Ianto fight about Jack. Gwen takes it too far, and Ianto panics. (Mild Gwen bashing. Mentions of past abuse.)
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Lyrics 'Verse by JolinarJackson reviews
Part Thirteen online: Jack took a breath, tried to explain, to make it better but the truth was that he'd tried it out in his head - every single excuse - and there was nothing that came even close to being good enough to utter.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Team Torchwood by thephangirlinghoneybear reviews
When Gibb's team get a very strange case a very special captain is drafted into help.OOC AU. Review!
Crossover - NCIS & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Jack H.
Expectations by Keara reviews
Ianto Jones has a secret. After his suspension Jack discovers what it is. AU. Post Cyberwoman fic. Warning: MPREG.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,123 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Fluff and stuff by Quiet Time reviews
Various snippets of fluffy Janto that have been lurking in my mind or on my hard drive waiting for a plot. Characters and concept belong to the BBC.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,676 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Coffee Run by Sandman Sam reviews
Jack makes a coffee run. Sounds simple enough, right? Then he reads the sign out front. Well then. Janto fluff. A present for Kat (genkitaco), after seeing a picture of what's now the cover image.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Wednesdays by sisypheandreamer reviews
COFFEE SHOP AU. She only came around every Wednesday at half past 1 in the afternoon. Sometimes, she ordered tea. Sometimes, she ordered a very complicated coffee order that the baristas would always need her to repeat it at least thrice over. And she always, always ordered a drink with a mini soufflé to pair it with. He had started calling her "Soufflé Girl" in his head.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,668 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Torchwood Clips by Bloodsong 13T reviews
A collection of short one-shots for standard Torchwood. 1: Ianto finds a fan site. 2: Jack must deal with a bug. 3: Gwen has a dream about Jack. Not THAT kind of dream!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Gwen C., Jack H., Ianto J., Toshiko S./Tosh
Torchwood don't have holidays by Quiet Time reviews
What happens in Torchwood while everyone else is celebrating? Christmas, New Years Eve, now building up to Valentine's Day. Disclaimer here because I always forget - Torchwood belongs to the BBC, not me.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 115,606 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Ianto J., Jack H.]
The Madman Cometh by ttobba95 reviews
One night, a strange shape crash-lands in Danville. It, and the being within, will flip Isabella's life upside down. If i said any more, i'd give the game away.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,939 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Isabella
The time Lord, the Prime and the Guardian by Thelegofan reviews
I never thought that I would ever meet a bot that was destined for what fate she had but I never did expect to be part of that trip for her to take to get there ether. rated m/ma for descriptive content.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Arcee
CHILD IN TIME repost by deetatarant reviews
Ianto is 'youthunised' by a rift spike. The team have to deal with his second childhood and bring in a freelancer to take up the slack. Season One. Not fluffy.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,328 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Blue Isn't His Colour by chisora reviews
Ianto Jones finds himself in space alongside The Doctor. While trying to find out why he is alive once more, Ianto and his new 'friends' learn that the circumstances are far more elaborate and evil than they originally thought. Ianto Jones has to find Jack and save the Universe before Space, Time and Coffee cease to be. DW Crossover. Janto Lovin'
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Wake Up Call Chapter One by The Treblesome One reviews
When Megan Sullivan and Amber Riley stumble upon the Autobots, they find out there is a whole lot more going on than they thought they did.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, Bumblebee
Orbiting Home by Jaxin88 reviews
Rose has been searching for the Doctor for years, but when she buys passage on the Serenity, she finds there's more at stake than a missing Time Lord... Sequel to A Twist in Time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,044 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Rose T., River - Complete
The Timelord Brothers by HiroLemonFan reviews
Phineas and Ferb are The Doctor's sons who can't stand each other. But what happens when they meet two girls from the 21st century who join them on their adventures in the TARDIS? AU Fanfic
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Phineas
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of TARDIS by BentleyGirl reviews
After following Dialga through the Time Vortex, the 10th Doctor finds himself stranded in the PMD world as a Pokemon without his memory, so the Legendary Sprites summon his companions to become Pokemon, rescue him and help him save the land from a sinister alien force. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Read and review.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,693 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Monferno/Moukazaru, Raichu, OC - Complete
Out Of Coffee by badly-knitted reviews
Written for a prompt on livejournal: "Ianto swore there was still enough coffee beans for a few more days only to discover none. What happened to all the beans?" I apologize in advance...
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Alone! Or Am I? by Evowizard25 reviews
The Doctor is alone. All of his friends are gone. He has no one. Or does he?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Gardevoir/Sirknight
How to survive NEST and it's residential Kitty by Pixie Star Fire reviews
Ironhide and Kitty team up to write a rulebook for NEST newcomers. Kitty writes about NEST;s inhabitants and Ironhide about its tempermental organic transformer. Read NEST's Kitty first, or nothing will make sence. T for swearing in human and cybertronian
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ironhide
Rough Night by Phoenix-Colfer-Jones reviews
Ianto has a little bit of a rough night & Jack's there to comfort him, even though this is 'early Janto'. Enjoy! R&R.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Walkies by Madame Cyanure reviews
Ianto turns up to work to find Jack in a compromising situation, which soon gets out of hand. Set in the void between Exit Wounds and CoE. Janto to be expected. x
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] Gwen C. - Complete
Weevil Hunt by cjh4ever reviews
When dealing with some Weevils, Ianto is injured and ends up in hospital. Set in early second season, this is how Jack and the team react during Ianto's recovery. Yes, he does recover. Rated T for a few references in later chapters.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,445 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Step Backwards by Just Gabz reviews
Jack And Ianto Wake up at the age of 16! We could have so much fun with this... Join me won't you?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Bump in the Night by cjh4ever reviews
Another story of Jack and Ianto on holiday. The boys are off to North Wales but this time there's a problem. A Torchwood problem ...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,622 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The coffee machine is out of Order by Melica Walker reviews
Does what it says on the tin. Ianto Jones is with holding coffee due to an involuntary anger towards Jack. Can Jack discover what it is before his lack of caffine catches up with him.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Children of Gallifrey by Caz Malfoy reviews
Jack and Ianto have to try get a handle on their powers if they're going to stop Rhiannon's vision from coming true. Sequel to Torchwood House.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,410 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Trouble with Tribbles by Hot Pink Butterfly reviews
Jack and the rest of the Torchwood team come across a new alien in Cardiff, but Jack has seen them before.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Oh you tease! by Phoenix-Colfer-Jones reviews
Erm, basically what it says on the tin. Now go easy on me! It's the first thing I've posted! XD Enjoy :
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Café mocha: Essential Child Raising Agent by cassesque reviews
In which Ianto finds a part of him he never knew he had, and Jack pervs on babies.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Snapshots of Smiles by mattmetzger reviews
Snapshots in time of the relationship between Jack and Ianto, with other Ianto-centric mini-shots thrown in there too. An ongoing selection of vignettes. Jack/Ianto, many topics.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Five Becomes Four by Fullsteel reviews
Ianto Jones was never again going to touch unknown alien artefacts without wearing gloves. NEVER EVER. - Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,976 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Mating Season by Fullsteel reviews
Ianto has some troubles with pterodactyls... and Jack. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Jack & Ianto by cassesque reviews
A series of humourous ficlets - I hope: where Jack and Ianto do things that couples do. Or try to, as they're plans usually fall apart. Chapter 7 up! Chaps 4 - 11 are a mini-series. Slash - nothing graphic. Rating for safety and language.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,893 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Torchwood House by Caz Malfoy reviews
Welcome to the Torchwood Institute, a school for those blessed with extraordinary talents... - AU
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Obvious by mattmetzger reviews
Ianto thinks Jack is obvious, Jack thinks about his job, and Owen thinks the pair of them should stop making eyes at each other, because he's out of coffee. Jack/Ianto, oneshot, pointless.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Straightjacket by emeraldsage85 reviews
Jack and Ianto play doctor. Slash.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Time Lords and Teaboys Adventures by Night's Darkness reviews
A set of drabbles about what the Doctor and Ianto got up to on their travels during 'Time Lords and Teaboys'. Some funny, some angsty, it's all there!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ianto J. - Complete
Time Lords and Teaboys by Night's Darkness reviews
Jack brings the Doctor to meet his team after TLOTL, and learns something shocking about the Doctor and Ianto. One-shot gone awry. Pairing: JI of course!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,832 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Ianto J. - Complete