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Joined 10-28-03, id: 478077
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
For other Mary Sue parodies of mine, check out my Mary Sue comics at my LiveJournal.

Status update: I have not abandoned my two works in progress. But they are on hiatus at the moment because I'm too busy to work on them.

NOTE: My e-mail address isn't visible here because I don't want it displayed for everyone. If you want to discuss a review I submitted for your story, please do not do it in the form of a review for my stories. Go to my LiveJournal (listed above) and leave a comment (that goes for any non-review reason you might want to contact me). Keep the reviews for actual reviews only.

I have a thing about Mary-Sue fics. I love reading well-written Sue parodies. And I love laughing at all the bad Mary-Sue stories out there.

I love Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings (among other things).

One of my pet peeves is people who write LoTR "fan" fiction without ever having read the books! The other fanfic pet peeve is canon rape. If you mutilate canon, it probably means A) you haven't read the books or B) you don't like the books enough to respect canon. Either way, you aren't a fan, and therefore shouldn't be writing *fan* fiction.

There seems to be some confusion of late about the difference between flames and constructive criticism. Flames might say "you suck" or "this story sucks." Constructive criticism might say "try to work on your character's motivations more" or "you should spell-check your story." Do not confuse the two. Constructive criticism is a good thing. But I see too many writers lash out against it and claim that it's "flames."

I am a minion of pottersues. ;)

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Araminta MalfoyPotter: Eye of the Storm by Araminta Malfoy-Potter reviews
NOW COMPLETE In the sequel to Araminta Malfoy-Potter: Taking Hogwarts by Storm, Araminta comes back to the present and must deal with the changes she made to the past. She's going to stay in this time from now on...or is she?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Araminta Malfoy Potter: Taking Hogwarts By Storm by Araminta Malfoy-Potter reviews
Araminta is taking Hogwarts by storm! HD now, some DHr later TRUST ME! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 52,179 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Mary-Sue in Middle-Earth by Purple Polo aka God reviews
It's Mary-Sue, but not as we know her. Mary-Sue discovers that being catapulted into the world of Lord of the Rings may not be quite as easy as other fanfic writers have previously insinuated. Watch out for more adventures from Mary-Sue!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2002
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Harry Potter and the Boggart of Love reviews
Amethyst is beautiful, but lonely and abused. What happens when she goes to Hogwarts? (Mary Sue parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Harry P.
The Snoggarts reviews
Hogwarts these days is filled with beautiful girls. Who are they? And what are snoggarts? Well... you'll see. (Mary Sue parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Real Council of Elrond reviews
A typical movie-loving fanfic author is sent to the Council of Elrond as it really happened. (Because I hate fics that just rip the dialogue from the movie.) [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Boromir, Elrond - Complete
Gilderoy's Graffiti reviews
Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough," Ron once said. Now Lockhart has escaped from St. Mungo's ... and signed everything! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Stories of the Three reviews
Narya has been in Gandalf's care for many years. Now it is time for Gandalf to reveal Narya's origins. (Formerly titled Narya's Story. Now updated with Vilya and Nenya.) [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Gandalf, Haldir - Complete