Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Forgotten Realms, Misc. Books, and Yami no Matsuei.Unfortunately stuck still at home, my room and computer are meine bester freund. My cat is the only living soul who is aware of my devious plot to rule Canada in place of Martin. Well, considering the pathetic excuse we have in power right now, it's only fair. Every household shall be prosperous; a pair of gumboots for the kids, a yearly subscription to Hicks Like Yous, and a big, plastic Santa sitting atop the roof. My cat is very intelligent, for you see, Archie is merely the unimposing body Takehito Koyasu assumes when he isn't gyrating on stage and getting caught up in mic cords.
I will never take orders from a Liberal, thus I shall dress all in black, creep into the Parliament Building and camp out in the rafters until my chance comes. Then I shall pose on a stairwell, make a dramatic speech and finally sail across the hall and sweep off Jean's head in a spectacular show of swordsmanship.
Once I gain full power, popular music stations will be filled with Siouxie and Sisters of Mercy. And THEN the poor fools of our society will begin to aquire brains. Or so I hope.
But for now, I bide my time in my room with Koyasu. Now I'd never do anything sexual with my cat, but if he ever chose to reveal his proper form, I can't be held accountable for my actions.