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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. --Steven Wright
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.