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Joined 03-05-01, id: 47830, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 16 stories for Final Fantasy IX, Harry Potter, British Comedy, Megami Tensei, 24, Spider-Man, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Merlin, and Little Britain.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29802 - Favs: 16,085 - Follows: 14,344 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pity by TheSoliloquy reviews
Moments. Gwen was only doing it for Arthur… so why this sorrow for the broken King? No Slash. Post-S3.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Uther - Complete
Too Late To Hate by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
A reveal with a twist - Merlin tells Uther his secret, but Uther's a rambling madman and it's too late for it to matter. It's too late to hate, for either of them.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Destiny and Chicken by Mrs. Bonner reviews
Lady Vivian didn't know she had been enchanted, and she knew nothing of the kind of love that could save her. King Olaf's impetuous daughter was destined for adventure. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Vivian - Complete
Regrets by Jinxgirl reviews
Giles thinks back to his actions- or lack thereof- with Faith in the third season. Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - R. Giles, Faith L. - Complete
Giles: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Maunal by samshair reviews
Was he knocked out again? He'll come to, and be miraculously healthy afterward every time! That's GILES, and that's not his only problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/3/2010 - R. Giles - Complete
Lifeline by LizardBot reviews
The apocalypse had come and gone, and it was just Willow and Xander, sitting in an empty bus in the middle of nowhere, and she was his lifeline and he was hers. Just like it had always been. Oneshot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Xander H., Willow R. - Complete
Barter, Beg, Renege by fadagaski reviews
Nimueh is gone, and so is Igraine, and there will be no rest now or ever for Uther. Pre-show, baby!Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Old Swords by Oldwickedsongs reviews
A character study of Uther Pendragon in which age, and death, and lessons are mulled over and why Knights should never be fathers- or Kings.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Five Stories by LuKEN reviews
A preseason 1 take. Five alternatives on how things could have been, some AU.
24 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Infinity by Miss Scarlet reviews
Alfred and Steve are alive and inexplicably back on Rockfort Island. Forced to co-operate to avoid the rival company ransacking the island in search of the T-Veronica virus, they discover a deadly enemy who exists only inside their heads. Now Complete.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2002 - Published: 7/5/2001 - Complete
Not a Good Day by cazflibs reviews
This is a day in the life of Arnold J Rimmer aged 7. Poor little mite, this is real nasty. If ANY of you still believe that Rimmer is naturally nasty after this, you truly have no heart. Please R&R
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2002
The Marionette's Song by Mariel1 reviews
Alucard has a little runin with one of the Marionettes in the Marble Gallery. This story is about three years old, so be nice. :
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Complete
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Enough reviews
AU for episode 4x03, "The Wicked Day." The first time she visited him, she thought it would be the last.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Morgana, Uther
Stand By Me reviews
When thirteen-year-old Arthur was injured outside the castle walls, Uther may have overreacted. But why is Morgana pushing them to reconcile?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Morgana, Arthur
Die, Die Again reviews
Camelot is stuck in a time loop beginning with Merlin's arrival and ending with Morgana's kidnapping. Only Uther retains his memories, but is there enough time in the world to fix all his mistakes?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,837 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Uther, Morgause - Complete
Dear Ladies of Camelot, Love Uther reviews
Uther is the king of romance. Gaius is not an enabler. Your author is feeling a bit silly today.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Uther, Gaius - Complete
One Silver Summons reviews
Post-series 3. Uther attempts a perilous journey, accompanied by Merlin and Gwen, to deliver a gift for Morgana. *Complete! Thanks for reading and reviewing!*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Yes, Sire! reviews
All Sebastian wants is to be the best manservant to the most handsome king in Albion. All Uther wants is to get through his treaty negotiations without causing a war.
Crossover - Little Britain & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Uther
Comedies End With a Wedding reviews
When northern raiders send a princess as a peace offering, no one is sure what to think - especially since she doesn't speak a word of English. Is this yet another strike at the heart of Camelot, or the beginning of happily ever after? Uther/OFC
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Uther
When Cockle Shells Turn Silver Bells reviews
During Willow's recovery in England, Giles heads out for a drink and meets a mysterious woman.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
A Fish Called Fluffy reviews
Movieverse, postSM2. Harry Osborn has struggled with hallucinations, addiction, and self loathing for the past two years. Aunt May's kindness and Gwen Stacy's love help him find the good in himself, but his father won't let him off the hook so easily....
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
On the Carpet reviews
In the aftermath of season 4, Erin Driscoll and Bill Buchanan have to explain themselves to District Command's new investigator, Lynn McGill. Nobody is happy with the results.
24 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Bill B. - Complete
Borrowed Heaven reviews
Jack Bauer has lost everything: his job, his family, his name and his freedom. At the height of despair, he has to decide whether to give up the one thing he has left...his life.
24 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Pushing Up Daisies reviews
Pet Sematary spoof with Persona 1 cast. Nate's pet android goes mental and turns into a killing machine...sort of.
Megami Tensei - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Complete
Brittas Reflects reviews
Plot, what plot? A Brittas Empire fic in which Gordon and Helen reflect on their marriage. I haven't seen the whole series, so feel free to send corrections, criticisms, and howlers.
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Complete
A Lesson In Love reviews
All wackiness ensues when Snape gets a raunchy Valentine from his secret admirer!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Truth Seen Too Late A Prelude reviews
Set before the game, an explanation of King Alexandros' death and Kuja's connection to Queen Brahne.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2001 - Brahne, Kuja - Complete
More Vignettes About A Queen With A Short Fuse reviews
Garnet eats, breathes, and lives power! Also fried chicken!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 3/6/2001 - Garnet A. - Complete