Psychoness
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Joined 10-29-03, id: 478408
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.
Ummm. Besides the fact that I'm considered (falsely) by my friends to be psycho, and overly obsessed about certain things, (I mean how could anyone be overly obsessed about Johnny Depp? Or Pirates of the Caribbean? Or Johnny Depp? Or Lord of the Rings? Or Johnny Depp? Or Star Wars? Or Johnny Depp?) I am a mostly sane writer of bad fanfiction in school.

Anyway, I love Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp is soo incredibly HOT! I love Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it"

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." ~Johnny Depp

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The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
A Gilded Cage by Merrie reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings. A battle is waged for Jack's soul with Barbossa as one its warriors. Will our Sparrow be able to see a way out of the gilded cage that's closing in on him before all is lost? FINALLY UPDATED CHAPTER 15! Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,376 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 3/16/2004
Choices by Erinya reviews
COMPLETE. Elizabeth Turner seeks freedom, and finds Jack. But when Will gives up his own freedom on her behalf, she must face the consequences of love, betrayal, and choices that cannot be unmade. W&E, J&E, W&OFC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Road Ridden With Chaos by Trickster666 reviews
Alanna’s eccentric life at the convent leads to far more unconventional adventures elsewhere. She thought her dreams of becoming a heroic warrior of Tortall were unachievable, but the Goddess still intends her Chosen One to travel a thrilling path.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,559 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Hunter by Reaya reviews
Sent to the University in Carthak after being caught, Alanna becomes known as 'the Hunter'. Seeking revenge for her dead sibling, she stumbles across the perfect job—kill the Prince her brother died saving.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,767 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Every Red Rose has Thorns by StormzBB reviews
James, Sirius and Lily meet in an away co-ed Summer camp the year befor hogwarts starts and thats how everything starts... Remus and lily's bffs come in later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Journal Of a Mental Patient: Sparrow's Wife by Kizu Mizu reviews
Captain Sparrow married? A young woman transported into a movie? Ramblings from a crazed institutionalized woman, or a true tale of adventure, hardship and love? You decide. AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,539 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Before The Dawn by FalconWing reviews
When a disgiused Jack is taken hostage along with other guests from Will and Elizabeth's wedding, it's all about waiting for the opportune moment to reveal himself. But how can he turn this to his advantage? Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,162 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Karian of ? by Fateless Wanderer reviews
Set after Lady Knight, a young noble struggles to find a place for herself after dicovering her parents aren't who she thought they were. OH HOLD- FOR NOW!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 10/22/2003
Commodore Sparrow by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
One minute Jack is fighting a storm on his ship, the next, he's wearing a wig and chatting with the Governor. What happens when a pirate captain finds himself in charge of the Royal Navy ?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
Fugitive Prince by March Madness reviews
A prophecy stretches war a decade too long, ending with the Potter’s second son flourishing while the first suffers a dark life of ignominy. Harry Potter now rests in the hands of Fate as he’s forced to prove his worth to a world that doesn't care to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 217,193 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Harry P.
Melisande of Conté by SorchaKitty reviews
She grew up away from Court, surrounded by people she loved. All she ever wanted from life was to become a Shang warrior. But fate had something much bigger in store for her. HIATUS
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5134 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Holding Court by Marshes to Banks reviews
Hogwarts is divided amongst the four Houses. As physical violence increases, a Hufflepuff fourth year watches as her hero fulfills his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,337 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P.
My Brother's Keeper by EstelWolfe reviews
Jack, Will and company face off against a young man with a special gift who seeks their destruction to right what he perceives as a wrong. Sequel to To Love and Protect, fourth in the arc started with A Taste of Misery
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Open Sea by Missy Mouse reviews
JE fic. Look inside and find out! WARNING: Very high possibility of slush, slushy, slushyness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,827 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
A State of Mind by Reaya reviews
It's bad enough that she's impersonating her twin brother and his job, but protecting a dying six year old was definitely not what Alanna signed up for. Who else can fit in time for a psychotic brother and three relationships from four different sides?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Eigth Wonders of the World by orange crush reviews
An afternoon on the beach, a hanging, a future built for two. UPDATE ALERT : FINAL CHAPTER ADDED !
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
Forty­­­–Six & 2 by Shadow Phenix reviews
Set after The Curse of the Black Pearl and ignorant of everything else. Will goes missing Jack and Elizabeth set out after him. I'm rewriting this story, and I don't recommend reading it in its current form, as TPTB messed up the formatting. See profile.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,662 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
O' Captain, My Captain by Endril McMerlyn reviews
COMPLETED! Jack gets a second chance at life, makes some decisions, and leaves memories behind. Very few people know what thoughts go on inside 'untouchable' Captain Jack's head during his worst times. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
A Taste of Misery by EstelWolfe reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
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For What It's Worth reviews
When Will decides that Jack is a pirate and thus deserves to hang, he doesn’t reckon with Elizabeth’s opposite view of the situation. Taking action of her own, the ending of POTC is given a twist.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
Insanity is Contagious reviews
Waking up to find Jack Sparrow in your bed: thats a scenario any teenage girl would love right? Or so I thought until it actually happened. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
An Acquired Taste reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow didn't always drink rum.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004