Update 11/15: FILFy Teacher won the HP poll and will be updated by the end of the month.

I am a prolific writer, who looks to update three, sometimes more stories in a month. I specialize in world building, violence both on a strategic and tactical level, romance, and comedy. I do not do angst or drama very often or for very long. Each story is decided by a vote of my fans and patrons, Large Story Poll, Small Story Poll, and patty on only poll. The only one on here, most of the time, will be the small story poll, with the votes tallied up and added into the one over there.

If you like my stories and want to have more say in what stories I work than voting in my monthly polls, please head over to my patty on page. Yes the space/name change is needed. Look for Vimesenthusiast with any search engine and you should find it.

If you cannot be bothered to read this and realize why the one poll I have on here does not often show how the total poll went, I will no longer bother to answer you.

Current story status:

Third Path to the Future - Harry Potter X Marvel crossover

Pairings: Harry/Jean Grey/Ororo Monroe/Emma Frost/Hela

cliches - Genius!Harry, Powerful! Harry, mutant Harry

Warnings: some lemony content, lots of violence

Gods and Devils and Wild Horses, Oh My = Ranma X High School DxD crossover

Pairing: Ranma/Rias/Saeko from hotd/Gabriel, Kasumi/TBA, others

Warnings: A whole lot of ecchi going on, lemons eventually, violence

A Semblance of Hope Ranma X RWBY crossover:

Pairings: Either Ranma/Yang, or Ranma/Pyrrha god I love both of them.

Warnings: eventual lemons, violence, lots of dirty humor

{No longer part of the polls. Updated Episode style for now over on patty on}

Horse For the Force = Ranma X Star Wars Crossover

Pairing is Ranma/Shaak Ti

Warnings: A world building, violence

Magic of the Force = Harry Potter X Star Wars

Harry/Aayla/Padme/maybe others

Warnings: quite a bit of violence, lemons, world building.

A Fate Touched in Middle Earth = Harry Potter X Tolkien Works

Harry/Tauriel eventually, no other pairings that are important.

Warnings: violence, possibly some potty humor, eventual ecchiness, no Lemons here.

Stallion of the Line = Ranma x One Piece

Zoro/Tashigi/one other person

Sanji/will have girls here and there, no long term coupling

Luffy nee Ranma/Robin/Boa?/Hina? - the question marks indicate they are possibles of course

Warnings: violence, ecchi scenes and humor, lemons, did I mention violence?

FiLFy Teacher = Harry Potter X Highschool DxD

Harry/Rias/Yasaka/Yubelluna/Kalawarner/Akeno

Warnings: lemons, character interaction, violence, magic style world building

For my Patty R on fans:

Making Waves = Ranma X Fairy Tail crossover

Ranma/Erza/Jenny/Juvia, with a side order of Lucy/Cana and Natsu/Lisanna/Edo Lisanna

{this story is now back updating on a semiregular basis over on my Patty on page}

Warnings: violence, world-building, lemons, some ecchi humor

Bhaalson Remodel = HP X Baldur's Gate X Gamer crossover

Pairings are N/A at the moment

Warnings: violence, Gamer stuff, world-building, character interaction, comedy, Tonks.

Up to chapter 10 over on patty r on.

Sword, Bow and Horse = Ranma X Lord Marksman and Vanadis crossover

Ranma/Lim/Sofy/Valentina, with a side order of Tigre/Elen/Titta/Regin

Warnings: world-building, eventual steampunk, character interaction, comedy, eventual lemons

Up to chapter 11 over on Patty r on.

I also have shared several Omake and a few teaser story chapters over there:

An Aunt's Touch = Ranma x Highschool of the Dead crossover - written mainly due to how badly underutilized that fandom is

Heroes of the High Seas = My Hero Academia X One Piece crossover - a Two-part one shot which I greatly enjoyed but has not become popular enough to become one of my main stories.

An Anime Addventure Homage episodic series - based off the old Wonder About Zero/Setsuna's Fault thread from AA, it's a series of short (mostly) posts with me rerwiting/adding my own spin to the original. Pairing is Henrietta/Ranma for now, Makoto Kino might be added later, we will see.

An HP/Kuroinu concept/teaser chapter which I wrote before realizing what the original Kuroinu was... not my finest moment, but hey, assholes getting thier balls kicked in can still be fun.

King of Champions = HP X RWBY crossover teaser chapter. I have learned from the mistakes of Semblance of Hope...

Death's Avenger = HP X Warcraft crossover. Not a teaser, but not a part of the rotation any longer due to the time needed for it and how popular it was. Up to episode 3, chapter 2.

Climbing Together = Ranma X Street Fighter X King of Champions crossover - Ranma/Shampoo/Mai. Lots of personal growth, violence, huge amount of comedy and chaos. Not so much world building.

Voltron teaser chapters = could be fun, but only a teaser for now given how unpopular the idea of going into another fandom has proved to my current fans.

And I share story concepts and ideas over there.

Finished stories:

Anything Goes Game Changer = Ranma/Sekirei Crossover

Pairing: Ranma/Tsukiumi/Akitsu, possibly Nabiki as well

Warnings: ecchi fun, lemons and of course violence

Horse of the Dead Horse of the Dead/Ranma crossover

Pairings: Ranma/Saeko/Saya/one or two others, Takashi/Kyoko/Rei, Kohta/Asami

Warnings: Lemons and general ecchiness to match the original

Wild Wolf = Ranma 1/2 and a Song of Ice and Fire crossover

Pairings: Ranma/Daenerys/Myrcella

Warnings: this story contains a lot of violence, politics and some lemons

Warrior's Way = straight up Sekirei story

Pairings: Strong Minato/Tsukiumi/Akitsu/Kazehana/Miya, with the rest of his original harem on the side.

Warnings: violence and ecchi time, no explicit lemons

Destiny vs Chaos Book = Ikkitousen and Ranma 1/2 crossover

Ranma/Kan'u/Ryomou/mystery girl who you have to read the story to find the identity of.

Warnings: lemons, ecchi time, loads o' violence.

Chaotic Space = Ranma 1/2 and Robotech crossover

Pairing for this story will be: Ranma/Kasumi/Lisa/Miriya - don't like don't read.

Warnings: Violence and some ecchi time, non-explicit lemons

Stories on-hold until the specific muse involved revives:

The Effect of a Wild Horse Mass Effect/Ranma crossover

Pairings: Herb/Kelly Chambers/Jack/Liara, Ranma/Kasumi Goto/Tali/Samara

Warnings: some ecchi stuff, violence, world building

Lion of Light Gold Digger/Ranma crossover

Pairing: Ranma/Nabiki/Kasumi/Brianna/Sheila/Brittany/Moisha maybe others but not Gina.

Warnings: ecchi humor, violence

Changes to the Food Chain = Ranma/Ikkkitousen/Rosario Vampire

follows up to Destiny Vs. Chaos in the Rosario Vampire world.

Warnings: Lemony goodness, ecchi humor, and violence

Herd in Space = Ranma x Robotech crossover: Book 2 of Chaotic Space, with Ranma having a family and a new mission.

Warnings: Violence, ecchi scenes, non-explicit lemons

Favorite Anime: One Piece, used to like Fairy Tail as well until Erza/Jellal became almost certain - again this pairing sucks!!!! , Gintama, anything Zoids because they are the most awesome giant robots ever!

Likes:

good well written stories with few spelling and grammatical errors and compelling plots

stories that aren't afraid to change canon

Stories that show a lot of world building above and beyond the

Dislikes:

short blurbs under 2,000 words that are supposed to be taken seriously as stories. Seriously if you have 6 chapter and less than ten thousand words total that is just wrong in my opinion.

Highschool or Real life fics - where characters from anime/books are put into a high-school or other real life setting to, I suppose, 'see what they would do'. Just, why? Seems pointless to me.

Poor grammar, unless English isn't your first language, I'll give any author a pass in that case. I will also make an exception if the plot is good.

Ranma Lockfics - not stories where he starts out female, but lockfics, where he is locked into his curse form permanently. Hate them with a fiery passion.

Generally speaking:

I like crossover fanfiction especially the kind that changes the original stories in new and interesting ways. I especially like Harry Potter crossovers and time travel fics, which is a little odd because I dislike the original quite a bit, far too many plot holes and idiocies. Harry/Star Wars is fantastic!

Harems are always good if they're well written and not just a chance for smut. Smut is good, but a good story is better.

I am okay with Naruto crossovers as well, primarily because they are bleeping everywhere! he's like the Swiss army knife for male lead crossovers. though the original story again sucks - far too much concentration on the bastard traitor and his bastard traitor clan and using the fox's chakra to get stronger. I will never write a story with Naruto as the main character or in a crossover so don't ask. I don't write idiot. Focused yes, naive yes, oblivious yes, not a complete idiot nor Ramen mad, and that's not even considering the number of issues there are with the basic plot. Nor will I ever write pure Bleach. I don't write stupidly prude either.

I always value well thought out reviews and critiques, but flames will be used to line my grill. If you don't like my writing don't read it, simple as that.