Boogie
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Joined 10-30-03, id: 478666
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

All right, a girl a duck and a wizard walk into a bar...

Oh? You don't want to hear about my very funny joke with a girl a duck and a wizard?

:( Please?

Oh well, then I might as well force you into reading something about me:

I am a 14 years old female

I come from Madagascar in the North Atlantic Ocean... or was it Iceland? Uh anyways it's a teeny island some where up there you can't miss it.

I've lived in Denmark, for 8 years (it's the weird thing attached to Germany.)

I love music, reading, writing, sports and maths...Unusual combination is it not?

Uhm my favourite pairings are probably Draco/Hermione and Lily/James. I don't really read other pairings, Ron/Hermione is just plain boring most of the time and the Ginny/Harry isn't that interesting. Harry/Hermione is all right sometimes, and Ginny/Blaize is okay though I haven't read a fic only about them. Slash is not my thing, really, Harry/Draco and Harry/Snape just sounds SO wrong.

My Fanfic Crookshanks' secret agenda seems to have been quite popular but I wont be writing a sequelin near future, maybe I'll write a oneshot about their after lives, after graduation and so on. Not sure though.

But I am currently working on a new one The Week that was a challenge from gemz, next chapter is due for the 20th. Yes I keep a schedule on when I post the chapters, thought it would bemore interesting if the readers knew when the chapters were posted and didn't have to wait and wait and wait unsure of the author really is continueing the story or if it was just a oneshot thing.

Anybody in the Christmas mood yet? I am, makes me really cranky knowing that christmas isn't for another month. Annoys the hell out me that I want to bake Reindeer shaped cakes and decorate my room with small engels and Santa Claus until I remember it's still just NOVEMBER! Ugh, I'm a very impatient person.

Thank you for reading this poor excuse for a profile and sorry for the rambling about Christmas... just had to get it out of my system.

-Boogie

PS. If anyone wants to challenge me to write anything (except for slash, like I said before I don't particularly like it) then I'm up for it! Just send me an email or review one of my stories.

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My Favorite Mistake by fanficto obsesso reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione Granger, in the wake of one of the ugliest wars in Magical History, meets her childhood nemisis, Draco Malfoy, who pleads for her help. Dirty and penniless with only his wand and the clothes on his back, he's forced to humble himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
At Malfoy's Request by Niki reviews
At his request Hermione has betrayed her friend and is now the mother of his child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,428 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obscurity by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione has a black knight that watches over her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,866 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Emerald Eyes by IvyClimbing reviews
Through all the crying, laughing, & slapping, James Potter,‘just a friend’, is always there for Lily. So you can imagine her shock when she realizes she's fallen for him. Too bad James is already in love with a girl thats NOT her. Oh the drama! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,486 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Taste of Forbidden Desire by JJLove28 reviews
Hermione made a huge mistake, and now she's paying for it. How? Blackmail, by none other than Draco Malfoy. Now, Hermione must decide between coming clean with her actions, or sacrificing her own happiness to give him what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,160 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Slytherins and Mudblood by lunacherub reviews
Final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione struts down Hogwars corridors as Head Girl with the same know it all attitude but with with a blooming new self. All the boys notice, especially a few certain Slytherins... R&r pleaseee!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,966 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just a Silly Shower by claidibabaa reviews
“You’d better stop whatever you think you’re doing. I look out for her you know!” And Draco had stepped forward, till he was eye to eye with Harry, standing not a hair’s breadth away. “I look out for her too.” DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,609 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Time After Time by TempusToki reviews
Two children were brought together by friendship, but were kept together by fate. Can someone from the past help shape Hermione's future? Not HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,382 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Operation Snog by erinnn reviews
After Lily breaks up with her longtime boyfriend, she finds herself in a dating slump. To help her get out of it, her friend makes an interesting bet: Lily has to snog a boy in a month, or else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,871 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Back Again by DaOnLeeSam reviews
Pairing: Hermoine and Draco. Hermoine has returned to the muggle world. Only to be forced back by none other than Draco. What she doesnt know is that Draco has been searching for her since she left and WONT let her leave again. Epilogue is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Precious Moments Of Time by suchfools reviews
Draco and Hermione are finally together but nobody, not even their closest friends know about their romantic relationship. As time passes, and they face new challenges both in love and life, can they manage to save their relationship? PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,912 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? by BurpingBubbles reviews
Lily Evans is no angel. She’s a redheaded fireball of temper and occasional embarrassment. She can’t stand needles, spiders and James Potter. What happens when they somehow end up stuck together for 3 months worth of detentions? Watch out for fireworks...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,077 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hope Floats by Saturday's Sun reviews
Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger got engaged n married at 17, but fell out because of a major misunderstanding. 23 year old hermione accepts a proposal from harry potter but the only prob is... draco wont sign the divorce papers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cruel Intentions by Stars-in -Eyes reviews
This is my verison of cruel intention Hogwarts Stye. some slightly sexual scenes expected and bad language. MalfoyHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Stroke of Luck by goldenraven reviews
As far as Hermione's concerned, Draco can just rot in Hell. As far as Hell is concerned, Draco is it's soulmate. But when fate starts to get sly, and decides that Draco and Hermione are meant to be, there's no stopping it from giving them a hard shove.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Seventh Year by SE007 reviews
James has wanted Lily for so long now and everyone in the entire school knows it! It's their Seventh and Final Year and James plans to get her.... as long as not too many pranks get in the way! A story of commotion, lust, mayhem and mischeif!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
An Unusual Combination by FerretLover reviews
Hermione is finally happy, she’s head girl, dating Ron, and has a new look. But when Malfoy is head boy it all seems to go downhill or does it? A Professorlikes Hermione a little too much, pranks, cheating, snogging, revenge, and romance. No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ferret by MidnightBlossom reviews
He never knew mud tasted so sweet... “AHHHHHH!” Get out you pervert!” yelled a flushed and yet infuriated Granger trying desperately to cover herself. That night he got a nasty scar on his left eyebrow from the razor Granger threw at his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,885 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
memory for you by xfandango reviews
Hermione is going to her friend's wedding and Harry and Ron can't make it. She thinks she won't know many people there but guess who she meets. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Desperate Situations Pt2 by aurora-sakura reviews
Sequel. JamesLily. 7th year, and things begin to change. Not just because of James' and Lily's new found relationship... Some Angsty situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Making Her Remember by Anonymous-139 reviews
Sequel to My Silver Lining. With her son, Mione manages to move on past Draco. But how can she get past her first love? Especially since he wants her back. With two flames and more pain, she must choose, a guarentee of new love or a burning lust for Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Cheater's Game by Marauders Gal reviews
I’ve got a proposal for you, Weasel. You cheated on her so let's give her the same chance. If I can get the Mudblood to cheat on you, I'll tell her of your deception. But if she can stay true to you for a whole month, I'll keep my mouth shut. Deal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,007 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Starless Eyes by Nefayrious reviews
A random collection of letters never sent. The best kind, really. HermioneDraco. Or whatever you want them to be, I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Childhood Sweethearts Remember by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione finds out that she's actually a pureblood and used to be best friends with Draco Malfoy.. AND HER PARENTS ARE DEATH EATERS? But what will happen when they move her back to their old mansion and Draco's her neighbor? Will the flame be rekindled?R&
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,747 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Always and Forever by Lady-Delphinea reviews
Sequel to The Wedding Planner. Four years have passed. Hermione's leaving has caused more changes then imagined... but will something cause her to return to where she belongs or will she continue to run?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,612 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Invisible Line by seghen reviews
Who is to determine where love starts and hate ends? A wordy, witty, wonderful dialogue between two people who truly cannot decide whether they want to murder or marry each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rude Awakenings by NatiFcs28 reviews
Lily Evans is having dreams about James Potter, and it’s beginning to affect her school life. When James finds out, he uses it to his advantage to make her his. Minor plot, LilyJames, rated R for later chapters. Short fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,569 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Life from a Bird's Eye View by incompetent.twitch reviews
Lily Evans would love to say that she was a normal teenage girl with the perfect life...but she's not quite sure that she's allowed to do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,937 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Princess Granger by tiduwen reviews
Hermione finds out she's a princess & has to learn how to act like a princess before time runs out so she asks Malfoy for help. everything goes well... so how does she get pregnant? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,990 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Draco Met Hermione by KissyFit reviews
UPDATED! ONe more chapter to go! AU FIC: A parody of When Harry Met Sally. Draco and Hermione meet for the first time after muggle college and begin a lovehate relationship that spans ten years....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,793 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Seeds of Seduction by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First Daughter by BlueRazberry reviews
Here I am, on a plane, I’m very far from home, or will be soon. It’s not like I’m in a hurry to get there, after all it’s not like I’m not comfortable, seeing that I, Lily Marie Evans, am one of the daughters of the president of USA am on a private plane
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dèja vu by jjp91 reviews
Someone's getting close to Harry who shouldn't be, Hermione spending more time in the library, only she isn't, and Ginny finding a certain diary. HPOC, HGDM, GWTR, RW?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,912 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Markers by AsYouLayDying reviews
hasnt got much to do with Harry Potter but still ,they happen to fit in somewhere, its a challenge i got from my cousins so please just read and review. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
The Pacemaker by Hapi Djus reviews
The pace maker... The maker of pace... The makious pacer... What should Lily name her new invention? AU ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
But I was being serious! by graceandfire reviews
FINISHED First fanfiction ever! But do not run away : It's a [relatively] short story whereby Fred asks Hermione out and she refuses to believe him. Set in the early part of book 5 before things get SERIOUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Holiday Surprise by BraelynKisses reviews
Hermione and Draco have a surprise for everyone. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Time After Time by blondekat3 reviews
Hermione is a seventh year and after discovering a mysterious device is sent back in time. Now she's back with the maurders. It's a battle between Remus and Sirius of who can get the new girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
I said, 'I do' first by GirlWithin reviews
Mud slinging with Malfoy on her wedding day? Whatever will Hermione's soon to be husband think? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Being In Debt to Draco Malfoy by strawberrylemonade520 reviews
Hermione Granger owes Draco Malfoy her life after the war. How does he get her to pay him back? By marrying him. DmHg. Rated M for language and later scenes…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,912 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Blue Scarf by weird-lo reviews
Years after their last night in Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco meet again, but one of them has changed, physically. who will remember who? Read and Find out! DMHG, NOT COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Desperate Situations by aurora-sakura reviews
COMPLETE.Lily and James. Due to certain circumstances, Lily Evans has no other choice but to spend a week of summer with two people she would rather not... But what could change in a week?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
This Time by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
From this time on, any students caught having sex on the school premises will be expelled immediately. No questions asked. Do I make myself clear? LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Why Can't We Be Friends! by Budong Chow reviews
What happens when the Head Master decides enough is enough and casts a spell that makes some of the students switch bodies with the unlikeliest of people. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Wedding Planner by Lady-Delphinea reviews
Hermione owns her own business as a Wedding Planner only one thing misses from her life: love. Ever since her break up with Ron and her fathers death life hasn't been the same for her... only her flame has returned but will a new man erupt another?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,750 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dare You To Move by Teenlaunch reviews
Hermione has experienced a lifechanging event. Tension rises between Hermione and Harry. Hermione is faced with a new truth and a young man steps into her life to show her just what it is like to find enough courage to fight for what you believe in! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Diary of Lily Evans by SuperSpy reviews
So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Partners or Competes? by Willyrka reviews
How about some oldfashion two boys fall in love with the same girl and the girl is way too unsure to pick either one... maybe both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Attack of the Psychotic Misletoes from Hell by jawaD reviews
To lighten the mood Dumbledore releases a plauge of stalking mistletoe on Hogwarts.....No one is safe. Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Whoever by YouAndIBoth reviews
Two strangers, both Hogwarts attendants, are brought together through letters they write back and forth under fake names. But what happens when they find out who's on the other end of the notes they await so eagerly? It could be anyone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blowing Bubbles by Mirabiledictu21 reviews
Hermione and Draco is sent to detention for wreaking havoc. What happens when this time around Hermione is the one irritating Draco? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tempest Love by x TaylorMichelle reviews
[DHr Gradual Fic currently on HIATUS] Fighting, incest, and so many insecurities and doubts...proves to be a monumental fic! It's GRADUAL, not a jump into romance. Rated M, cause idk what might happen as of yet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Trouble With Revenge by FiJi-hopper reviews
After a fiasco in the Great Hall, Hermione and Draco are assigned to train gifted youngsters on how to control their magic. Both totally inexperienced in the arts of babysitting, find out how a bunch of crazy kids can bring two stubborn rivals together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Tale of Lily Evan's Boyfriends by imnotjkr reviews
This is the untold story of the unfortunate men who dated the ever famous Lily Evans. They wouldn't have been unfortunate if James Potter hadn't gotten involved. Now !COMPLETE! I'm so happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
She's To Blame by deafblackness reviews
Draco has fallen in love with Hermione, and he tries to convince himself that everything is her fault. Rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When The Cookies Crumble by Chibi Amo reviews
DISCONTINUED Moony has a soft side for cookies, Padfoot has an obsession with cookies, and Prongs will go to any lengths for revenge when someone ravages his cookies, leaving Wormtail and the students of Hogwarts as the spectators. [Longer Summery Inside]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Red Headed Fairy That Stole Sirius's Christmas by Eternal Devil Dog reviews
Sirius and Lily hate each other. And when Lily hears that Sirius forgot to buy Christmas Presents for his friends the day before Christmas... Well, a plan develops in her mind, to stop him from buying them before Christmas Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Flashbacks by Backroads reviews
Dumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
This Means War! by The Awesome One reviews
With the war over and without the adventures of the Golden Trio, Hogwarts has become incredibly boring. This leaves Hermione and Draco to make their own fun. Will childish pranks turn into something more? GREAT FOR A LAUGH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,611 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mistletoe Mishaps by blondkellycrazy reviews
After mistletoe is put up around Hogwarts, a fight breaks out in front of the Great Hall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Gets a Puppy by Fire Magus reviews
Malfoy stared at the puppy in horror. “Let's name him Spot!” said Hermione. Malfoy gaped. “What?” Hermione asked, colouring a little. “It was only number 5 in Top Ten Thousand Names for Dogs...” Cute, funny oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Temptress by sugar n spice 522 reviews
It's seventh year and Hogwarts and people have changed. Mainly Hermione Granger, she's become quite the flirt and sex kitten, going from one guy to the next. But what will happen when her and Draco Malfoy get involved...HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,282 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How Hermione Granger Became Insane by S T I L L reviews
“…the explanation of why I am in the Head’s common room, backing Draco Malfoy up against a bookcase.” DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,839 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Midnight Snack by Erythros reviews
One night before the War, two foes share a moment of peace. HGDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Be with me? by BurpingBubbles reviews
Surreal setting. Lily's having a bad night, and who would turn up but James. How can he make it better? Is what's happening even real? Has she been ignoring what her heart really tells her? Dedicated to my best friend. Love you, mate :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Very Marauder Christmas by Neurotica reviews
One-Shot. Revised. On Christmas Eve, the Marauders gather at Lily and James Potters' home. Lily has a big announcement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It Takes Two to Make Love by atalanta's apples reviews
Ch.5, fixed mess up-When asked by the boy that she likes, Hermione claims her best shag ever was Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, she and Draco realize that the only one way to fix a lie...is to make it a reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unbelievably by DanishGirl reviews
[Complete] What if Harry Potter and Ron Weasley had ended up in Slytherin? And the Golden Trio was Potter, Weasley and Draco Malfoy? And Hermione is their favourite victim of namecalling and other horrible thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,779 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione, Hermyohknee, Hermione Granger by Plucky-Star reviews
Harry Potter is a love-sick git in his own words. To the author, he is a neurotic love-sick git-- and Hermione Granger, well, let Hermione Granger think what she wishes to think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Etudes on Marriage by JoJo4 reviews
Something is bothering Hermione, but Draco doesn't know what it is. (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like Before by Erythros reviews
He remembered his most favorite way of kissing her...DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Remembering Heals by openxyourxeyes reviews
Lily is one of the most unique witches that Hogwarts has ever seen. She's depressed because of something that happened in the past, that she swore to forget. But now, fate is getting to throw someone into Lily's path that could change her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Crookshanks' secret agenda reviews
Crookshanks gets an idea... what is going to happen? COMPLETED! A DMHG from a cats point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,141 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Braggadocio reviews
A new word straight from the dictionary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A look in Luna's odd life reviews
A dictionary is all you need
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Luna L.
A wild chase reviews
Sirius' birthday is bound to be eventful
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Plot reviews
Lily Evans is determined to hate James Potter for the rest of her life. But what happens when Hogwarts starts getting in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The week reviews
If you are looking for a romance...You will without doubt find it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magical Box named Bob reviews
Yes, first it was a chair then a bicycle. But get ready. This time it's a BOX!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005
The Magical bicycle reviews
The last present was big. What could it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
The chair reviews
A chair? In the hallway? Ron seeks answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
The Poltergeist reviews
What happens when a new Poltergeist enters Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
Unexpected reviews
Draco and Hermione together... Impossible? You wont think that after you read this. after all opposites attract...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cause I remember reviews
Lily Evans, the red-haired girl who married The Famous James Potter and died protecting her 1-year-old son Harry Potter. Here's my version of her life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.