Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
It is you who should tone down your impudence. I speak of genesis. The elements intermix, coalesce, and bring forth the stars that forge all of creation. Know now the apex of the Truth. I shall show you that which I acknowledge as truly golden. The hidden prototype. Now... sing its praises in your death throes, foul noise...!”
Name: Eh, I've had too many names to count on this site, namely due to the fact that I change my username every other day on most occasions. Acceptable names are: Nihilist, Nih, Nil, Steel, or you can refer to me by name, Coby.
Gender: I am male.
Age: Too old for this shit.
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." - Steve Martin
"At the very least I am glad you no longer have the form of a child. I can beat you to death without remorse." -Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto
"Would you like me to save you?... Just kidding" - Gin Ichimaru
"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"— Hub McCann
"Delta Squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down - dead down! So down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen: "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's *ass!* *Whoo!*" - Augustus Cole
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." Albus Dumbledore
“Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style.” Bartimaeus
"Ancient words of wisdom... 'you suck'" - Gen (Street Fighter)
"No wonder this company was in the shape it's in. It's time to get rid o' the trash, the garbage, the worthless piece of crap out here, and we started with Dixie Carter. Yeah, we're gettin' very real around here. We are so, real, it's unbelievable. Because, if you don't get over like I said, you're fired. If you don't draw number, if you don't entertain, if you don't put asses in seats, if you don't put the coinage in the piggy bank, you're fired. No more games. No more, "Kayfabe." "It's a work." "I've won 34 tag team belts." Who gives a damn, how many... fake belts you won!? If you don't draw money, you get fired around here. If you don't put asses in seats, you’re gone."- Hulk Hogan
So we made a thoroughfare for freedom and her train, Sixty miles in latitude, three hundred to the main, Treason fled before us for resistance was in vain, While we were marching through Georgia. - The Union
"The bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me but I will kill it!" - Andrew Jackson
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes. If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all" - James Mattis
German General: "If there were 50 million Finns we would share the world together with you."
Finnish General Paavo Talvela: "If there were 50 million Finns... what makes you think we would share anything with you?"
"John Calhoun, if you secede from my nation, I will secede your head from the rest of your body!".- Andrew Jackson
"By The Eternal, I'll smash them!". Andrew Jackson
“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.” - Artemis Fowl
“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.” - Faoly (Pretty sure I spelled that right.)
"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?" - Gandalf
"But man, you fucking kids! Back in GALUF'S day, you didn't die from a single sword wound from a pretty boy! No sir! If you wanted to die, you had to go and find the world's most powerful black mage, who despite BEING a mage is wearing FULL ARMOR and WIELDS A SWORD, and knows all the most powerful spells in the game. And hell, just getting to him was a lot harder, too! You had to go through TWO worlds. And it was uphill in BOTH of them. And when you were finally AT that fucking mage, you didn't say "oh hey, stab me, it's a cut scene". No, you PUSSY, you FOUGHT him! And you kept fighting until your hit points were fucking negative ten thousand billion. THEN you can die, you cock-sucking youngin'." - Galuf
"Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! Man, I'm so fucking hard right now." - Jan Valentine
"Fuck, these are some fine cigars. Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, and she's wasting money on this? A slow and agonising death is too good for that stick-up-her-ass bitch. I think it's time someone gave her an old-fashioned working-class asskicking!" - Jan Valentine
"I am disappointed that you could not even offset my attack, Saber. Oh, I see. I should have taken it easier on you. After all, I am fighting women and children!" - Gilgamesh
"Now once again we rise the flag of salvation! You who have been abandoned, gather here. I shall lead you! I shall rule you! The resentment and rage of we, the oppressed, shall reach to God himself! God in heaven, with word of condemnations I praise your holy name! Arrogant God! Cruel God! We shall pull you down from your throne!" - Caster (Fate/Zero)
"Also, according to rumor, a single tear from Obama's cheek can slay demons and cure vilitigo and impetigo. His stride is as of a titan's, seven leagues at a time, and while he holds a microphone in his hand he canst take no mortal wound nor shed a single drop of his own blood. He speaks the native tongue of birds, and converses happily with all beasts of hoof and paw, even to the lowliest vole and marmot. Gracious as the kings of old, Obama carries no money nor answers unkind word with like. Peonies spring up where his feet trod, and were he to lay his weary head upon the ground a mighty cedar, like unto the old father trees of Bsharri and Barouk, would spring forth to shade his noble brow. In the elven tongue he is Lothlornienel, with means "Laughter in the High Places", and the dwarves call him earthfriend, as well as "Khazad ak Manu", which means "He who does not wear patriotic lapel pins."His is the drill that shall pierce the heavens: believe in him believing in you! The Neocons speak of him in hushed tones in their shadowed, dusty halls, and refer to the ancient scrolls of the fallen empire of Mnem, which foretells of the coming of the Dusky Childe, who shall scourge their number from the halls and rotundas and tear down the altars in the high places and bring the three terrible plagues of Health Care and White Guilt and Political Transparency. They say that he will travel to Shibboleth – where the heart of Karl Rove is kept, inanimate, inside a Canopic jar – and break the seals and feast upon the contents therein: and with the power thus consumed he will erect a throne of jade and jasper and lapus lazuli, and rule upon it, and the thunderous gnashing of teeth from the Red States will play Hail to the Chief as he ascends the dais."
"Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG FISH!!" - Klaus
"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." Charles Bukowski
"Alone in the darkness surrounded by the voices of the dead. Again, the same dream. What foolishness. No matter the ferocity of your anger or contempt for me, there is nothing you can do to hurt me. You lost that right the instant I stared death in the face and turned my back. You are powerless against me now. I live to fight. Death's embrace is my ultimate destiny. As long as blood courses through my veins, I shall not succumb to the likes of you! I will not allow the putrid dead to so much as touch me!" - Gen (Street Fighter)
"It was a viscous fight indeed. Each man was prepared to give up the ghost in what was to be their ultimate battle. Now it is time for me to return to my own fight to the death. The only reason I still draw breath...My journey has not yet ended!" Gen (Street Fighter)
"Come, try me, immortals, so all of you can learn. Hang a great golden cable down from the heavens lay hold of it, all you gods, all goddesses too: you can never drag me down from sky to earth, not Zeus, the highest, mightiest king of kings, not even if you worked yourselves to death. But whenever I'd set my mind to drag you up, in deadly earnest, I'd hoist you all with ease, you and the earth, you and the sea, all together, then loop that golden cable round a horn of Olympus, bind it fast and leave the whole world dangling in mid-air— that is how far I tower over the gods, I tower over men." - Zeus
"You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass." - Gandalf
"Think it's a good idea to piss off a guy who may or may not have put a firecracker in your liver. Ask yourself, 'am I feeling lucky?'" - Zexion
Fake Assassin x Caster
Fake Assassin x Saber
Gilgamesh x Saber
Lancer x Rin Tohsaka
Kirei Kotomine x Fem!Gilgamesh
Sasuke Uchiha x Fem!Naruto Uzumaki
Pip Bernadotte x Seras Victoria
Alexander Anderson x Alcuard
Young!Walter Dornez x Girlycard
Ron Weasley x Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley x Luna Lovegood
Eragon x Arya
Eragon X Elva
Fanfiction Family (Because I just had to make this thing longer)
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