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Author has written 27 stories for Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Legend of Zelda, Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, Bravely Default, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Parasyte/寄生獣, Hakuōki/薄桜鬼, and Love Live! School idol project.

zuzu - seventeen - male

tumblr: gyobu

love live: 576254243

i write a lot of m/m stuff, occasionally f/f.

i have avpd, so if you try to talk to me and i take forever to respond, it's not because i'm ignoring you. i swear.

it's a brand new day and the sun is shining, effectively ruining it.

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How To Tame Your Volga by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
A collection of Volga/Link drabbles and short scenes. New chapters will most likely be posted randomly as time and inspiration permits. Requests and prompts are welcome.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/16 - [Volga, Link]
(What We) Wanted by thelinksthatconnectus reviews
In which Archie and Maxie survive the near end of the world, are wanted for their crimes, and end up living together in a secret base. Archie still thinks things could have gone worse. Alpha Sapphire verse, Hardenshipping with possible other ships later
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa] May/Haruka, Shelly/Izumi
In Bondage by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
Volga could accept his absolute defeat without regrets, if he had been defeated, that is. Taken by Zelda's forces, he awaits his fate, bound and stripped of all pride and power. As he waits, he is visited by none other than the boy hailed a hero. And Volga knows well that power is very appealing. Attractive even. Volga/Link, yaoi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22 - [Volga, Link] - Complete
Misunderstanding by Chisais-Redorbshipping reviews
Redorbshipping. May has dinner with Norman for a change, but Maxie and Tabitha weren't aware that Norman is her dad.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2014 - May/Haruka, Maxie/Matsubusa, Norman/Senri, Tabitha/Homura - Complete
Handcuffs by Zombiebrainz reviews
Archie persistently begs sex from Maxie, which, inevitably, invokes a response. Too bad it may not entirely be to his liking. [ Rated M, hardenshipping, Archie x Maxie, etc. Have fun ]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri - Complete
Allies by thelinksthatconnectus reviews
Maxie had taught him to always look for allies. Instead, Tabitha finds something else. Seamountshipping drabble
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Matt/Ushio, Tabitha/Homura] Courtney/Kagari, May/Haruka - Complete
Contradictions by LadyMonokuro reviews
Neither one of them was perfect. Justifying their deeds was not important. There was no single way of justice anyway. When ideals clash, contradictions are bound to happen. Is there a way over them, or must the other one fall? Rated M for lemons in later chapters. Ganondorf x Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Link, Ganondorf
Unprepared by Pluto's Kiss 360 reviews
Link goes into battle unprepared. Ganondorf captures him as a slave and has much fun with him. Link x Ganondorf. Ganondorf/Link Yaoi smut slash lemon!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Link, Ganondorf]
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 6514 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Our Wind Will Shake the Earth and Stars by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
Researching the Oocca, Link and Shad discover that Hyrule is not all fair and balanced as it seems and, when they try to help, meet an unexpected resistance. Sometimes to set the world right, you have to unsettle things a bit. Link/Shad
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,225 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Link, Shad]
One Man's Responsibility by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
With Hyrule's capital city under total lockdown, Shad finds himself stuck in his apartment with a stranger he found squatting in his car moments ago. Link/Shad, Modern AU, Split into a two shot for easier reading.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Link, Shad] - Complete
Fiery Red Hair by Chibineptune87 reviews
Link never knew Ganondorf had such long hair and is pleasantly surprised when he discovers it in bed one morning. Ganondorf/Link pairing. SLASH. Male/Male.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Bliss of Killing by DarkTrappedDesire reviews
'And I hold onto that thought until he repeats the words as every other night. "Kill, and I will make you feel bliss." And just like that, the eyes go dark and he is alone. The hands fade from his body and his eyes snap open to an empty room. The only noise or showing of a person there was his own heavy breathing and the feeling of being uncomfortable in his own skin once more.'
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Uta, OC] - Complete
The Refined Palate by gonosono reviews
Set after Ch. 79 in the manga (spoilers): Nothing tends to escape Kaneki's notice these days, not with the constant gnawing itch in his back, grown accustomed to reacting against danger. It was only natural for him to respond to the Gourmet's ever-hungry eyes. Yaoi. Tsukiken in five segments.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S.
Unnecessary by Radioactivesnail reviews
Inspired by chapter 79: New Light. "If you do anything unnecessary, I'll kill you, you understand? So please treat me nicely." Kaneki says, and Tsukiyama wonders what constitutes as 'unnecessary' and 'nicely'.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S.
Wonders of Life by Chibineptune87 reviews
Link has had an unusually rough life and gone through many hardships but he had never imagined that the one beacon of light in his life would be... To fall in love with his enemy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Link, Ganondorf
Our First Year by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
A collection of connected holiday oneshots marking the first year of Shad and Link's relationship. Shad/Link, all year 'round. Now Posting: Midsummer. Series Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Link, Shad] - Complete
The History of Us by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
When Shad is assigned as his tutor, Link is less than thrilled but it's either learn from him or get cut from the baseball team. If he wasn't stuck on this assignment with him, he would never hang out with such a dork but maybe a little time stuck together is just what these two young men need... Modern AU. Link/Shad.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Link, Shad]
Whatever it Takes by Judithan reviews
I'm scared to lose him, but not scared enough to stop trying. Because, for the first time in -probably his entire life- he's found a friend in someone, and I won't -no, can't let him down. Not now, not ever. Implied RavioLi. IMPLIED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Link, Ravio - Complete
Willfully Blind by petiteneko reviews
Kafei knew. He wasn't dumb. He figured it out. But he couldn't back away. Not now. Because he also knew what would happen if he stepped away. And he's broken one heart already. KafeixLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Link, Kafei
Mr Hero by Judithan reviews
A kind word is all it takes. After that, all you need is a little courage. RavioLi. No spoilers. One shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Ravio, Link] - Complete
In Amongst the Wolves by Aard Rinnae reviews
"Lucky for you, hero, it's easier to keep an eye on you when you're just down the hall than it'd be if we locked you in the dungeon, so you get a nice soft bed, rather than a cell. You should be grateful; our other option was to break your legs so you couldn't run, but Vaati, bleeding heart that he is, thought it'd be too cruel..." Link is trapped. Shit. Yaoi, consensual L/G/V/DL
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Link, Ganondorf, Vaati, Dark Link]
The End by Joz yyh reviews
(OoT). GanondorfxLink and eventual LinkxGanondorf. The Geurdo King reveals his affections for the hero of courage amidst the chaos of their final confrontation.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,660 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
Winter Winds by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
Gyro/Johnny. There are obvious ways to keep yourself warm on a cold, winter night, and Gyro intends to take advantage of that.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Complete
Ganondorf, the Constipation Eraser by Deadaleta reviews
It all started with that scream. That horrbily tortured scream that seemed to rip through the very fabric of space and time itself. So deep, rumbling, roaring like waves... Years later, when Link remembered that melodramatic, constipated scream from Hell itself flowing through the air, he knew what the King of Evil truly wanted from the Gods. Coarse language and grossness abound.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Frivolity by Risque Tendencies reviews
[RaltsShipping - RubyxWally] There was just something about taking care of Wally, and then "taking care" of him that sent the good shivers down his spine.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/29/2012 - [Ruby, Wally/Mitsuru] - Complete
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Lotus
Just like he would grow up a second time, he would also fall in love a second time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18 - [Link, Kafei] Anju
dianthus reviews
He doesn't need huge gifts or romantic gestures to know he's loved.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13 - [Shad, Link] - Complete
cat nap reviews
Sometimes Hanayo wishes Rin wasn't quite so cat-like.
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12 - [Rin H., Hanayo K.] - Complete
simple game of chess reviews
Link can't seem to best Shad at chess. Fortunately, he has a plan and he made no promise to play fair.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10 - [Shad, Link] - Complete
pistol whipped
Cock it.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Published: 2/4 - [Sanosuke H., Shiranui K.] - Complete
there's a first time for everything reviews
Ganondorf learns that Link may or may not have some daddy issues.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8 - [Ganondorf, Link] - Complete
like you no matter what reviews
Link invites Shad to go with him for a trip to the hot spring in Kakariko Village and finds out something he never expected.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3 - [Shad, Link] - Complete
not surprising since he's married to his work reviews
You and Tabitha have a moment. Just a moment, though. Reader/Tabitha. Yes, seriously. Gender-neutral reader.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Tabitha/Homura - Complete
cold, cold heart reviews
He doesn't understand this brute at all. Seamountshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Matt/Ushio, Tabitha/Homura]
don't ask reviews
If anyone were to ask Tabitha, he would say that Matt is nothing more to him than a thorn in his side. Seamountshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Matt/Ushio, Tabitha/Homura] - Complete
Right Hand Man reviews
"Spending some time alone with your right hand" just isn't the same for Shinichi anymore.
Parasyte/寄生獣 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Migi, Shinichi I.] - Complete
Stomach Bug
Johnny doesn't feel good so he and Gyro stop for a minute so he can throw up. Gyro/Johnny sort of. Warning for emetophilia.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Johnny J. - Complete
Mosquito Bite
Gyro finds out that Johnny's "bug bite fetish" doesn't just apply to girls. Gyro/Johnny.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Johnny J. - Complete
Comrades reviews
Ganondorf made sure to engrave that rule into his mind— and into his cheek: Do not slander your comrades. Hyrule Warriors.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Zant, Ghirahim] Ganondorf - Complete
Monstrous reviews
We're unsightly, aren't we? Kanekicest.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S. - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
This was definitely not in Ringabel's journal.
Bravely Default - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Agnes O., Edea L.] Ringabel, Tiz A. - Complete
Eyebrow Game Entirely Too Strong reviews
Upon closer inspection, one would realize that Ganondorf's hair is not actually hair, but in reality just really long eyebrows.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
That Isn't Proper Etiquette For When You Have Guests reviews
Uta invites Kaneki over to his shop for...what, exactly? Uta/Kaneki
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta] - Complete
Meta Masturbation reviews
Tsukiyama imagines Kaneki imagining him while he masturbates while he masturbates. One-sided Tsukiyama/Kaneki.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Tsukiyama S., Kaneki K./Haise S.] - Complete
Gourmet reviews
Kankei was truly decadent. Warning for forced self-cannibalism, that being the worst. Full warnings inside. Pre-Aogiri kidnapping.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S.] - Complete
Goodnight reviews
Normally, the scholar could stay awake into the most unholy hours of the night reading countless books of myths and accounts, but tonight especially seemed to be a challenge. Implied Shad/Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Shad, Link] - Complete
Cuts reviews
Being cut was a strange sensation. It was both painful and stimulating; disturbingly enjoyable. Henry/Ricken drabble. Warning for bloodplay.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Henry, Ricken] - Complete
Pretty Useless reviews
The most useless existences in the world are cowardly, good-for-nothing boys. Suggested Link/Ravio. No spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Link, Ravio - Complete
Rent reviews
Link questions why he has to pay rental fees when Ravio is the one with payments due. Link/Ravio. No spoilers since I haven't even finished the game yet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Link, Ravio - Complete
Achilles' Heel reviews
There was something strangely thrilling and gratifying about having his enemy pinned like such. Link/Ghirahim. Final form Ghirahim and chest-diamond play.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Scars reviews
They usually struggled with things like intimacy. Henry/Ricken.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Ricken, Henry - Complete
Dusty Alleys reviews
Calem was one to test boundaries. Sycamore/Calem drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Calem/Calme, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane - Complete