Author has written 18 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Ouran High School Host Club, Yu Yu Hakusho, Vampire Knight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Charmed, Harry Potter, and Dark-Hunter series.
hope y'all are all enjoying my fanfictions. more are definitely going to be posted for your enjoyment!
comments and/or suggestions for stories are appreciated here.
and for personal info. about myself:
Gender: Female (it pretty much is obvious)
hair color: dark brown/black/red
eye color: dark brown almost black that will flash blood red (sometimes molten gold or liquid swirling silver)
obsession: anime/manga, movies (anything but horror), good books, sharp-pointy-objects, dragons, wolves, foxes, mythology, paranormal romance novels (like Dark-Hunters and Carpathians)
Favorite Songs (songs i'm addicted to):
- If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickleback
- Savin Me y Nickleback
- Hero by Skillet
- Comatose by Skillet
- Monster by Skillet
- HeartBreaker (not sure who the artist is)
- God is a Girl (not sure who the artist is)
- Super Psycho Love by Simon Curtis (and Nightcore version too)
- Dark Horse by Katy Perry and Juicy J
- Awake and Alive by Skillet
- Want Your Bad Romance (rock version)
- Paralyzer by Finger Eleven
- Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood
- Slow Down by Selena Gomez
- Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood
- Womanizer by Britney Spears
- Heart Attack by Demi Lovato
- Disturbia by Rihanna
- Monster High (Fright Song)
- Wanna Be by Spice Girls
- Monster by Paramore
- Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me by Tata Young
- Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
Someone calls you a bitch. Than you say, "Well a bitch is a dog. dogs bark. bark grows on trees. trees are apart of nature. and nature is beautiful. I know I am beautiful. Thanks for the compliment."
Things to do in a shop when you are bored.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Who Is Your Godly Parent? ((Percy Jackson and the Olympians))
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunder bolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what's best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobic.
1/10 (Yeah!!!!! I'm not a child of Zeus!!! XD)
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim competitively.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic. (Acrophobia: fear of heights.)
7/10 (Sweet! I might be Percy's sister!!)
You're not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (More like stories rather than poems)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked or you wish they could be.
You write in a diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.
7/10 (wow... that's kinda surprising, yet it's not...)
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You're an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You're a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it's environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
You often start fights.
You're a very aggressive type of person. (If someone makes me mad, yes I am.)
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don't take crap from anybody. (Don't care what you say or that you insult me, I don't give a shit or crap.)
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don't always think before you do something.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.
Half (or more) of your Christmas presents last year (or this year) will be/were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You're the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You're very creative and artistic.
You want to be a doctor when you grow up.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry. (stories more than poetry)
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (used to...)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st place in art contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS:
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters (and only monsters!).
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You're one of the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You're a techie.
You can make things, fix things, and take things apart easily.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren't afraid of fire. (I'm often staring at it.)
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You're always at the front of every trend.
You're the popular girl/guy at your school.
You're often invited to parties.
You can easily convince people of things.
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
0/10 (Aphrodite, please don't be offended. But...I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN. Please don't get mad...)
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You're a prankster.
You're a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You're inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witting and sarcastic statements.
6/10 (PRANKSTER IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! XD)
You're the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You're a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying new food.
You feel that you're abundant in life.
You think too much of anything is bad.
Being called "crazy" is a compliment.
You like magic.
You like Harry Potter.
You hate when people think you're the bad guy.
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.
You couldn't care less about fashion.
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands.
You like being different from everybody else.
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.
Results: OMG!!! THREE-WAY TIE!!!! Poseidon, Hades and Hecate!
There is no good or evil; there is only power and those too weak to seek it!" Voldemort; Philosopher's Stone
"You wish!" Harry and Draco Malfoy: Chamber of Secrets
"Let us hope that Mr Potter will always be around...to save the day."
"Don't worry, I will be..." Harry and Lucius Malfoy; Chamber of Secrets
"He was their friend, and he betrayed them. He was their friend! I hope he finds me! Cause when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him!" Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban
"Oh listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple..." Severus Snape; Prisoner of Azkaban
"Blimey Dad; how far up are we?"
"Well put it this way...if it rains, you'll be the first to know!" Lucius Malfoy and Ron Weasley: Goblet of Fire
"Professor Moody, what are you doing?"
"Is that...is that...is that a student?"
"Technically, it's a ferret!" - Alastor Moody and Minerva McGonagall; Goblet of Fire
"Miss Delacour; she's as much a fairy princess as I am!" Alastor Moody: Goblet of Fire
(Twins lean down)
"Never going to let him forget this, are you?"
"Never!" - Harry and the Weasley Twins: Goblet of Fire
"I tried so hard to help, and all it's done is made things worse. Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, because I don't want to play anymore. All it does is make you care too much. The more you care the more you have to lose. You maybe it's just best to..."
"To go it alone." Harry and Hermione: Order of the Phoenix
"Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark Lord. Why he was unable to kill you when you were just an infant. Don't you want to know the secret, of your scar? All of the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do is give it to me, I can show you everything." - Lucius Malfoy: Order of the Phoenix
"Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die." Lord Voldemort: DH Pt 2
"Look at me... you have your mother's eyes." Severus Snape: DH Pt 2
"Lily! After all this time..."
"Always..." Severus and Dumbledore: DH 2
"You were right. When you told Professor Snape that wand was failing you. It will always fail you!"
"I killed Snape!"
"But what if that wand never belonged to Snape? What if its allegiance was always to someone else? C'mon, Tom... let's finish this the way we started it. Together!" Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort: DH Pt 2
Thanks to PastaPyro567 on DeviantArt, I wanted to do this too; though I did edit it slightly. (I actually copied this from See Through the Mist's profile and agree with it.)
If you want to, PM me and I'll:
1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FF profile.
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you what element I believe you belong to (i.e: water, fire, air, etc.).
4. Tell you which one of your OCs is my favorite.
5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.
6. Tell you something I like about you or your story/stories.
7. Give you a nickname.
8. I'll give you a chance to ask me a question, which I must answer honestly.
9. Tell you what food/flavor/smell you remind me of.
10. Tell you to do this on your profile as well, if you haven't already.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), MadMentalPersonInTheEmoCorner (Scotland), Black Dragon Valkyrie (U.S.A.)
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity post this on your profile!!!
You stay up for 16 hours. We stay up for days on end.
You take a warm shower to help wake you up. We go weeks without running water.
You complain of a headache and call in sick. We get shot at, others are hit, and we keep moving forward.
You talk about your friends that aren't with you. We know we may never see any of ours again.
You complain about how hot it is. We wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forhead.
You get mad at the waiter for getting your order wrong. We don't eat today.
Your mad that your class got held 5 minutes over. We're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.
You roll your eyes when your baby crys. He gets a letter with a picture of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.
If you don't copy and paste this, nothing bad will happen to you. We will just see how conceited you really are. Copy and Paste if your supporting the troops!
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. YES!!
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (100 percent and proud of it. There's no doubt in my mind.)
First of all, here is my definition of writer's block: Writer's Block- n. 1. A mental barrier in the writer's mind that prevents the flow of new ideas to the brain. 2. A writer's worst nightmare and the bane of their existence. If you have experienced writer's block, know the pain of writer's block, and agree with me, then post this onto your profile immediately. If you haven't experienced writer's block yet, you undoubtedly will so post this onto your profile anyway.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile
Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. (Though I seem like it at times.)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love anime, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, puppy mills, ect.) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Alice Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
94% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber went missing, 5% of Girls would be running around everywhere screaming "YES! HE'S GONE!", 1% would be giggling and poking their new hostage. Post this on your page if you are part of the 1%.
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...
FANFICTION IS MY STRESS REDUCER!
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, LaharlCrazy1120, seshomaru94, Treelow955, anime'sguest, Black Dragon Valkyrie
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Favourite (Funny) Quotes:
- A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boy/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
- Amateurs built the arc. Professionals built the Titanic.
- Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
- No I won't go to hell! They've got a restraining order against me!
- Parents spend the first part of our lives to walk and talk and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.
- Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potatoe.
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity got framed.
- Unicorns ARE real. They're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (unlike Urameshi... who died TWICE! and came back both times!)
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you're a demigod.
Copy and paste if you think Twilight's dumb, but you love Taylor Lautner!
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you go to Ouran Academy!
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Darkest Daughter, EmpoweredWolfwrath, Flamefox2, coleypepwars3679, Brightdarkness-2013,KJ-Shadow, Twix-and-Pudding, Black Dragon Valkyrie
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, RoboticMasterMind, HiddenShadows798, Invader Lexi, AnimeFanboy-call me Mike, Girl of Darkness10, Black Dragon Valkyrie
Transformers: Which side are you on?
\l H l/ AUTOBOTS
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Copy and paste this into your profile!
I promise... to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta; to remember Germany whenever someone says West.
To remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures; to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.
I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who or Harry Potter; to remember France whenever I see a rose.
To remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty; to remember Russia whenever I see a sun flower.
I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around; to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around; to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around.
I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to marry her older brother; to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and/or see HUGE boobs.
To remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA; to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'my wife'.
I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field; to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and screaming.
To remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan; to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME; to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
To remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun; to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera; to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
To remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle; to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.
I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream; to remember Sealand whenever I see boat.
To remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather; to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LotR.
I promise to remember Holy Roman Empire whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone; and to always remember to be a Hetalia fan!
You Know You're Obsessed With Bleach When... (Haha, I don't own them, but I found them online and they're GREAT!)
For Inuyasha Fans!!! (Like myself, SQUEE!!!!)
Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.
Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!
Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.
Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.
Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.
Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)
Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.
Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)
Normal people: Don't care about the moon.
Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Oh, that sounded wrong :P )
Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.
Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!
Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.
Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!
Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (OH NO!! Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)
Normal people: Say that money is power.
Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)
Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures descendants... (Then hit them anyway)
Normal people: Don't think a boomerang could be a weapon.
Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the non-believers to Sango in a rage.
Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.
Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!
Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.
Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.
Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.
Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'the hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.
Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!
Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! WE LOVE IT!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I was born with a defect, but you can’t see it. I do not possess that filter that sits between your ear and your mouth. What it does, is that when your ear hears something your mouth’s not supposed to say, it stops it. I don’t have one on either side.” –Bill Engvall, an American comedian
“Life sucks. Then you die. Yeah, if only I was so lucky.” –Jacob Black, twilight
“Prime! Make something of yourself *thud* He’s pissed.” –Ironhide, TF: DSTM
"You're 5 minutes early." "20 minutes before is early, 5 minutes before is on time, and on time is late." -Me
"So he's funny and smart, that hardly seems fair." -Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho
"You lost to Kurama, and Kurama lost to a dead guy. How's that for lame?" -Jin, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Fox and a butterfly? Is there any animal you can't metamorph into?" -Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho
"I almost killed my favorite dimwit." -Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho
LIVE BROADCAST FROM BLACK DRAGON VALKYRIE COMPANY!!!!
Done on 10/26/13
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *snoozing at computer desk*
Celtic: *walks in and sees me sleeping and smiles evilly. walks back out of the room, but comes back again and dumps FREEZING COLD water on me*
Black Dragon Valkyrie: EEEPPP!!! *jumps ten feet, but Archer catches me and puts me down. I turn and glare at Celtic* what the hell's wrong with you?!
Celtic: when the hell are you gonna update?!
Black Dragon Valkyrie: when I get around to it!
Hoshi: *walks in* hey boss?
Black Dragon Valkyrie: oh Hoshi! good timing! i'm almost done with chapter three for your latest story.
Hoshi: *nods* ok, Kara was just getting curious. and so is Akaikori.
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *info clicks* oh! chapter three for her story's almost done too!
Yamishiro: hey boss!
Black Dragon Valkyrie: hey Yamishiro! did you make anymore hot coca? *gives puppy eyes look*
Yamishiro: just did. *sets down the drink in front of me*
Black Dragon Valkyrie: YEAH!!!! XD *glomp hugs him*
Celtic: *tick marks appear* why is she so much nicer to you guys?
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *glares at the vampire*
Archer: *slaps his twin upside the head* cause you always doing things to tease her.
Celtic: ... damn it...
DONE ON 7/26/13
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *typing at large desktop computer* almost done, almost done, almost done...
Celtic: *suddenly appears standing behind her* BOSS!!!!!
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *jumps straight up 25 feet* Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!! *then falls to floor on the other side of old computer desk* what is it Celt?! can't you see i'm kind of busy!?!?!
Celtic: when are you going to update our story???
Black Dragon Valkyrie: when I get to it! Jeez!!!
Ash: *walks in* hey boss?
Black Dragon Valkyrie: Yeah?
Ash: why haven't you updated 'Three Girls in a New World, Oh Boy...' in forever?
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *points at Celtic* A). he keeps bothering me and B). I don't remember where I left my journal that has a lot of your story already written out. TT.TT
Archer: *appears like a f*king ninja in the doorway* that journal's on top of your manga bookshelf.
Black Dragon Valkyrie: Thank you!!!!!! *tackle hugs Archer* you're a life saver!!!
Archer: *pats her back* it's ok. *catches wind of her blood scent* sh*t.
Black Dragon Valkyrie: you didn't drink your blood packet again, did you?
Archer: *shakes his head, then catches the blood packet that Ash got out of the fridge* thanks. *gulps the whole thing down*
Black Dragon Valkyrie: by the way, where's your guys' sister? *points to Archer and Celtic*
Archer and Celtic: she's asleep. she had another hunger attack last night.
Ash: *gulps* Celtic, stop looking at me like that!
Celtic: *gives a sly smile* why? do I make you nervous?
Torri: *appears with giant textbook and hits Celtic in the head with it* Leave her alone, stupid vamp.
Celtic: *whirls around then growls at her after he gets off the ground* stay out of this, woman!
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *sweatdrops* he's starting to sound like Hiei.
Archer: *sweatdrops as well* yes, he does.
Black Dragon Valkyrie: Ash, he's probably irritated cause he probably hasn't feed in a while. go out the back door.
Ash: i'm not complaining with that. *dashes out the back door*
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *turns to Celtic and Torri* AND YOU TWO!
Celtic and Torri: *stop their fight to look at her cautiously*
Black Dragon Valkyrie: CAN'T YOU FINISH YOU'RE LOVER'S SPAT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!?!?! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON YAMISHIRO'S STORY SO WE CAN BRING HIM IN! *sits back down at computer and continues typing*
Torri: *sweatdrops* Lover's... ?
Celtic: what lover's spat?!?!?!
Black Dragon Valkyrie: *pointingly ignores him and turns to Archer* could you take them out with you when you leave and make sure your twin drinks at least five blood packets??? *gives him the puppy eyes*
Archer: *sighs* fine. *drags out his brother (kicking and screaming) as he leaves the room and just tells Torri to get out (which she does, knowing that he is a powerful vamp who does listen to his boss)*
You Know You're An Author If... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.H.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart
So I took a Mary-Sue Test to see if one of my OCs, was a Mary-Sue.
Here are the Results:
Basics: 3 out of 10
Looks: 3 out of 10
Past: 1 out of 10
Character: 2 out of 10
Romance: 3 out of 10
Other: 3 out of 10
Anti-Sue Traits (Remove one point): 1 out of ten
Total:14 points- Original Character (Thank F-ing God!)
Test I used:
BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say," IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.
FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem.
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you.
FRIENDS: stop you from overreacting
BEST FRIENDS: are giggling next to you saying: 'Someone's gonna get it!'
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
Its ok to cry.
I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Also add your own on here, if you use these add your name to the list and also put which one you put on here. Also PM the person who you got it from so that they can see what you put up and add it to their list, also then get that person to send the new ones to the person they originally got it from
I WEAR glasses so I MUST be a nerd (Crimson Hope)
I say random things/make random noises so I MUST be insane. (Gooooodpie)
I USED to cut, so I MUST be emo. (Summer Snowstorm)
I have dyslexia so I MUST not be able to read. (Black Dragon Valkyrie)
The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
reat minds can read this!
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO OR SAY AT HOGWARTS:
"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not charm a thousand shampoo bottles to follow Snape around, throwing themselves at his head, and then claimed a potted plant told me to do it."
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination."
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."
"I will not attempt to slide down all the banisters in Hogwarts."
"I will not draw a twirly mustache on the face of the Fat Lady in permanent marker... ... and then proceed to do the same to all the other portraits in the castle."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not tell the first years that running up to Draco Malfoy screaming and hugging him will bring them good luck."
"I will not give Severus Snape lots of hair care products on his birthday."
"I will not change the Slytherin Common room password to 'Gryffindor Rules'"
"I am not allowed to bleach professor Snape's hair."
"Asking people if they want to see my puppy named fluffy, and then leading them to the Forbidden corridor and locking them inside could be deadly and is not allowed. That is why it is forbidden."
"I am not allowed to dye Ron's hair green. . . . Nor Draco's red. . . . Or Harry's blue, Hermione's purple, Dean's yellow, Fred and George's rainbow. . ."
"I'm not allowed to tell Professor Trelawney that I just Saw her death and it was in 2 minutes and 42 seconds."
"Forcing any person/staff/creature in the school to switch gender is not allowed."
"I am not allowed to put unknown ingredients into the lunch goblets to 'See what would happen'."
"I'm bored is not an excuse to charm paper balls to chase Professor Flitwick around the classroom."
"I am not allowed to keep a creature from the Forbidden Forest under my bed, especially if it is much larger than my bed."
"Charming Ron's clothes to run away from him screaming 'RAPE!!' is wrong, no matter how many people laughed when he ran into the Great Hall naked except for a towel."
"Dragons are illegal. The police don't care that you already bought a year's supply of food and it is not refundable. The dragon will be confiscated."
"I am not allowed to use compulsion charms to make the Slytherins sing "It's Okay To Be Gay" in the Great Hall."
"I am not allowed to use unforgivable on any living person. . . No reason is acceptable, even if they annoyed me."
I am not allowed to throw water on lord Voldemort to see if he will melt, that will result in my death and no one will feel sorry for me.
I am to sit at my own house table, every day and every meal . . . no exceptions.
If I call professor Umbridge, professor "UmBitch" I will get detention, even if I am not talking to her directly. She is still my superior and deserve me respect, no matter how stupid she really is.
Filling the entire Great Hall with Jell-O is not allowed, even if it is cherry and nobody doesn't like cherry.
I am not allowed to shrink any of the professors, and selling "pocket-sized Professors" to other children is wrong.
I am not allowed to give twenty different people polyjuice potion with either Fred or George Weasley's hair in it making it so we have 22 identical people running around. . . . I am not supposed to have polyjuice potion to begin with and I am not allowed to use it . . . ever.
Dumbledore is not Santa, telling first years that he is, is rude.
When addressing a teacher I should call them Professor, sir or ma'am . . . Master, mistress, lord, lady, and God are not correct ways to talk to a teacher.
When I ask Harry if I may ride his broom I MUST be talking about his Firebolt, any other interpretation will be considered sexual harassment.
I am not allowed to give miss Norris cat nip and then let her loose in the Great Hall.