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Seasons of change
by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 282,120 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting
by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,434 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 4,620 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 8,004 - Follows: 8,524 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Kallen Stadtfeld, Countess of Britannia
by Forthwith16 reviews
Kallen left Japan with her father before the Second Pacific War erupted. In Britannia she found new friends, made a home for herself, and soon came to a startling revelation: deep down, she was more Britannian than Japanese. Events spiral from there. (Has a TV Tropes page!)
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 340,766 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 12/16/2020 - Published: 3/16/2018 - [Kallen S., Lelouch L.] Marrybell mB., Leila M.
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift
by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Perils of Innocence
by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 7,948 - Follows: 10,392 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
For Lack of a Bezoar
by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Canon Divergence from HBP. When Harry fails to save Ron's life in Slughorn's office, he and Hermione are thrust into a search for answers. But the path is thornier than either of them could have possibly imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,757 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5676 - Favs: 17,151 - Follows: 15,088 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20
by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6888 - Favs: 7,326 - Follows: 8,154 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry and Hermione Starring in: The Digital Revolution
by Forthwith16 reviews
Being petrified and having one's absurdly lucky best friend kill a big snake really gets a girl thinking. Where could they go from there? A midnight conversation leads to a promise to do better, regardless of breaking one, two, or a dozen laws along the way. With a definitely safe wand, allies expecting her to be the next dark lady, and a free summer, what is a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,206 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Well Groomed Mind
by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 10,794 - Follows: 11,640 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter
by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 4,654 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7211 - Favs: 15,686 - Follows: 11,958 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side
by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 4,878 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents
by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,245 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules
by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 6,474 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Heavens Shall Tremble
by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. It's probably dead forever guys.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
by Syroc reviews
Vast AU. It wasn't the Systems Alliance that fought the First Contact War, but the Collective Earth Government. And that was enough to change things significantly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,809 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Shepard
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36325 - Favs: 28,579 - Follows: 20,842 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge
by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution
by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor
by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
The Metropolitan Man
by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Lelouch of Britannia
by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 5,035 - Follows: 4,481 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 10,355 - Follows: 3,010 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War
by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy
by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon
by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5710 - Favs: 6,782 - Follows: 7,271 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Stages of Hope
by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4458 - Favs: 9,574 - Follows: 4,197 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hopeful Bard
by MaggieMerc reviews
The Conqueror though she'd really prefer you call her the Empress meets the Playwright a title she's totally fine with . There's some verbal sparring. Some physical sparring. Some gods. Some emperors. Maybe some ribald comedy.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,557 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Gabrielle, Xena
To Wrought a Hundred Change
by A Mistake reviews
The war is over. The wizarding world is still the same tattered, prejudiced, old-boy-network kind of place. So what's a determined witch got to do? If Hermione couldn't do it in the here and now, she'll take a gamble in jumping timelines; right into another Great War. Tags: AU, Hogwarts-age, time-travel, World War II.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Hill of Swords
by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 9,256 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 7,498 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Severus Snape and the Accursed Nephew
by Andrew Aelfwine reviews
Thanks to Severus Snape, Voldemort is running EuroDisney, and the ungrateful dunderheads are freed from fear. Unfortunately for Professor Snape, his dreadful American nephew, Dennis, has come to visit. Completed version posted 26 July 2008
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Hogwarts Houses Divided
by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
The Golden Age
by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex
by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cockandbull Correspondence from the Cupboard
by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter?
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
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Honestly, Harry! reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Pernicious Possession of the Perfect Professor reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, answers to a gross attempt at defamation by Joanne Rowling and tells the true story of his brief tenure as a Hogwarts professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Gilderoy L.