Black Squirrel Productions
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Joined 10-31-03, id: 479289
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Teen Titans.

I am a corsair. And a squirrel. Give me all your ships and acorns and you may procede without injury. Or a review. That works fine also.

The e-mail is wrong, so reach me at (I already have an account under that e-mail so I can't match this one to the right addy.)

I have an account at Fictionpress ("> ) that has nothing there right now. But I may get some essays/rants up on fanfic. Some things have been bugging me lately.

Thanks to hermione'sgirl for putting me on her fav's list.

Things That Are Cool
George Carlin
Napalm and Silly Putty
Brain Droppings
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Bad Religion
Box Car Racer
Smashing Pumpkins
Final Fantasy X
Beyond Good and Evil
My PS2
Siberean Huskies
Most dogs
Most cats
Green grass
Fanfiction with a plot and/or originality
Fanfic authors who use spell check
some poems
Most anything with vodka in is
My Uncle Wyl
My mom
My grandpa Clemmons
"The Best is Yet to Come" by Sinatra
Free time
The Muppet Show
Waldorf & Statler, the two old hecklers from the show
Driving (I'm 16, the shine hasn't yet worn off.)
A few of my teachers
A few of my classes
Some kids
Playing Devil's advocate
I, Lucifer by Glen Duncan
Anything remotly Irish
Guinness (The only beer out there)
Brit speak

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Lycantherapy by Sea Priestess reviews
Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Season of Healing by Dien Alcyone reviews
This fic has been discontinued. The author offers her sincere apologies and thanks to all the fans who continue to express interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,834 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Black and White by Legend Maker reviews
It all begins here. The Titans will meet a new metahuman who will join them, and mark a beginning to their greatest challenges, triumphs, and tragedies. For while youth is fleeting, heroism is forever.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,972 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
Of Arms and the Man 1 by JiM1 reviews
Snape is weird, Draco is weirder, Voldemort is exactly the same and Harry finds out a lot more than he wanted to know about all of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Grievances Over Morning Tea by Faith Accompli reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting, the cause for which is that Severus Snape needs help coming to terms and working past his anti-Gryffindor sentiment. It doesn't quite go that way, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
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Very short so far, but I have plans... Oh do I have plans! (Muahaha) It has been a year since 'The Terra Incident' and the Titans need to move on. But it isn't like Terra is going to make it easy. PG since some people get twitchy when you mention that fac
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Published: 2/28/2005
Epilogue reviews
Epilogue, Noun, 1 : a concluding section that rounds out the design of a literary work." This is done mainly as a character study, so any suggestions or any other insights into the chars would be appreciated.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005
Harry Potter and the New Beggining: Year One reviews
The good ol' "What if Harry didn't grow up with the Dursleys" take. Well, obvioulsy, a few things will be different. The rating is for a bit of cussing in later chapters. Nothing heavy or redundant, but I hear there are people who get offended by it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P.
America Septentrionalis: A Vaticinatio
My first story, reposted. Man, this is old. Not a completly worthless story (or else I wouldn't put it up) but it's close to stereotypes. Anyway, prophecys unfold before Harry's fifth year, and for once he isn't the only one getting in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,362 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P.
Long Black Veil
Song fic set after OotP with Harry mourning Sirius. Not slash, but it has enough subtext in it to keep a 'shiper happy. I'm not big on song fics,but I think this one has a redeaming quality: it proves you can do HP angst without any cutting. Whoda thunk i
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
1971 reviews
From the begining, the story of that infamous crowd at Hogwarts: Lily Evans, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.