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I just enjoy writing bad fanfiction then going on a rampage and deleting it years later, I guess.

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 189,660 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Revenge by minniemcmouse reviews
It was all Sirius' fault. If he hadn't annoyed the entire house then the entire house wouldn't be so desirous of revenge. Naturally he would never have dreamed Harry would be involved in any such vengeance, let alone mastermind it. SLASH SBHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,256 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Soon by babysayitisn'tso reviews
AU: What if James's death was just a ploy to destroy Voldemort. What if James isn't dead just waiting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,925 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
The Astronaut by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and the Order of the Phoenix. Originally titled, 'Conversing with Molly.' Being edited at this exact moment and should be finished very soon - before the end of the world in 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
To Spill or Not To by Xanthie reviews
Hermione gets a love letter from Sirius. Harry and Ron, very stupid. Reviews please. This is a love story between Hermione and Sirius. Ever wonder why a muggle like her is so brilliant with magic? Find out why...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,764 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Love may come at a cost, but it will always be equivalent exchange. [A collection of unrelated Elricest ficlets. Corny fluff & angst ahoy!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The A to Z Of Remus And Sirius by LadyBush reviews
This is the story of Remus and Sirius' relationship, told through the alphabet. It contains plenty of slashy goodness! Currently on Chapter Thirteen: M is for Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Fetch by Nekare reviews
[Drabble collection, RLSB]Remus is made of Autumn, Sirius muses when he realizes, not for the first time, that his hair matches the dying leaves at their feet. [19. Remus denies himself, Sirius doesn't give up that easily.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dreaming by Halle reviews
Lily's whole world gets turned upside down after she dreams of kissing James and feels that now is the time to tell James she likes him but it back fires and he doesnt return her feelings. A whole long week of embarassment for Lily CHAPTER 2124 UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,786 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Detention by Ninny Weasley reviews
Ron plus Hermione plus Detention plus toothbrushes! equals luuurve... and a whole lotta laughs! Join our fave couple as they get into the kind of trouble only they know how this chapter featuring Hermione skipping class and a run in with Myrtle...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,655 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Omniscient by Lykaios Nyx reviews
LAST CHAPPIE...“That’s it! I love Moony!” he screamed, the pillow somewhat muffling his voice. Suddenly the pillow was ripped away from his face. Sirius’s dark blue eyes widened as he came face to face with an adorably sleepyand shirtless Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Son I Never Had by Dresden-Neville reviews
MPREG, SLASH. Remus and Sirius try to have a family. Tragedy strikes and they are torn apart. Can they save each other, the couple that were meant to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione's Book Report by genny62890 reviews
Hermione has a book report for muggle studies on a graphic novel. She chooses Fruits Basket but what happens when the characters come to life? Chapter 4 up! Rating changed to T for language on various people's parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Hermione G.
Inexplicably Parental by Demus reviews
Arthur has been feeling strangely ill for the past fortnight and he's worried. But when he and Ford go to a suspiciously orange medic, they discover something they never would have conceived! Contains slash and unnatural biological happenings
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,173 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
Revenge Is Best Served Insane by Venom n Nyx reviews
Harry and his friends take revenge on evryone who has wronged them. Includes HPSB slash RLSS slash, and Molly Weasley Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Overshadowing Padders by IssaLee reviews
Sirius and James have always been the more successful of the marauders. So when Remus takes the spotlight for a while, how will Sirius take it? Slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
How very odd, indeed by grahamcrackers reviews
It all started when Oliver's mother and Hermione's father crashed into each other. Now they are to be married, leaving Hermione and Oliver in an odd situation. The soon to be stepsiblings fear that they may have feelings for each other. An OliverHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Oliver W., Hermione G.
The Art of Perspective by GalleryofGhosts reviews
He's an old-fashioned Amish ex-cop in drag! She's a paranoid former First Lady with someone else's memories! They fight crime! Intrigued? Don't read this story, then, because its completely irrelevant! R&R
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
A New Life by Reese Craven reviews
COMPLETE! Harry lost his memory and identity during one of his undercover missions as an auror. Now in the U.S., he meets Sirius once again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,203 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Maid Service by Talim and Mina reviews
Sirius does something very stupid and is sold into slavery by Remus! What will happen to him? More importantly, will Remus regret his decision and try to get him back? WEIRD HUMOUR, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Now and Then by Lucky Shamrock reviews
Remus and Kit were the perfect match, until she just seemed to pop off the face of the planet. What happens when she comes back while Remus is teaching? What happens when she's still 14 years old?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 145,156 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Remus L.
Young, pretty things by Irishsodabread reviews
But she wasn’t a child, in the eyes of the law, he reasoned often. She was of age. But that didn’t make it right. She was his godson’s best friend; and she had captured him so. He didn't love her. But he wanted her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Couples, tea and insanity by Georgie's girl reviews
I moved this. Slash. HHG2tG Harry Potter crossover. Remus invites Ford and Arthur over for tea with he and Sirius
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2005
Lupin's Daughter by Serene Lunar Echo reviews
Harry must help Remus's daughter, defeat Voldemort and still survive sixth year. New Chappie, Voldie poo,and mad escape plots. OOtp spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,625 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 6/24/2003
Waiting for Ron by Pegleg reviews
Hermione has been in love with Ron for years. Everybody knows it, except of course the object of her affections. But things change, and suddenly Ron is studying more and getting up early for breakfast. What has caused this sudden change? COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,065 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
All I Know by bantam-shine reviews
Summer before seventh year. Ron and Hermione. Completely alone at The Burrow. How ever will they occupy themselves? Written before HBP. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,803 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Back to the Future by Cowgirl Up reviews
Ha ha! Lily falls in love with the wrong guy - not James - and Harry goes back to fix it and then his mother falls in love with him. (Seen the movie) Now he has to fix things up for his mom and dad! New chapter! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
And Now For Something Completely Different by aleximoon reviews
When Sirius goes to Hermione looking for the truth behind the supposed deaths of Harry and Ron long hidden feelings come to light. Chapter 24 & 25 are up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,922 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Tripping Down the Aisle by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
From PoA to PoRN by Jayde and Sirena Lupin reviews
When young Emily Finch finds a fanfic on the internet, she starts a chain reaction that leads to drastic measures on the part of both JKR and Warner Bros. What are two fanfic authors to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Connection by KrystalRoze reviews
It's Harry's fifth year and he's finally able to escape the Dursleys only to find that Voldemort has other plans. After numberous failed attempts to rid himself of the Gryffindor brat, Lord Voldemort now knows he must change tactics. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,922 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
I Want the Fire Back by Sirius Lee In Love reviews
[Complete] Hermione is obsolete – the War is over, Harry and Ron are busy, and she the mere Charms teacher at Hogwarts. When a presumably dead man comes back better than ever, she suddenly means everything... to him. SiHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,383 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sound of Rain by Angeline-dark reviews
Harry's happiest memory involves the sound of rain. HarryxSirius - SLASH , Sequel to Birthday Wish, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Changes by Reese Craven reviews
Complete! Harry discovers that he's gay... and pines after his godfather. Warning: Plot dies after Chapter 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Wizards And Six Kids by The Dunlevay Triplets reviews
Lily, James,Remus's wife, and Sirius's wife all killed Remus and Sirius are left with six kids
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
I, Me, My Love Potion Eggs! by SnailBytes reviews
Hermione accidentally ate a love potion egg and when she woke up the first man she would see would be the subject of her affection… forever! What will Ron do? RWxHGxDM love triangle! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,374 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Intoxicating Dance of Love by dragonfly-child reviews
Ron and Hermione find love when Ron discovers that she is a ballet dancer, but someone else has their eye on Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Veil of Lost Souls by Estel Star-Kindler reviews
BOOK SIX FIC: Harry has returned to Privet Drive for yet another summer of hell - just because he has to be there, doesn't mean he wants to be. But things are about to take off, and things are already in motion in the wizarding world...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,863 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P.
Bedfellows by ForeverLaDonna reviews
(Complete. It also has companion piece Two Weeks) Ginny went to get up and found she couldn't. Her legs and Harry's were tangled up and he was still sleeping soundly. Merlin, she had never been in this situation before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Locked in a Room with You by Ri0t-Gurl reviews
Fangirls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Alive by lady patronus reviews
FINISHED!Sirius returns...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Moonlight by Atiannala reviews
A twenty one year old Hermione goes through a tough brake up with Ron and finds comfort in a certain werewolf? yup, its HG/RL, and its going to be romance, and well, i just found out it will become angsty too! its worth a read i promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,790 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.