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Joined 06-17-13, id: 4795397, Profile Updated: 06-06-16
Author has written 9 stories for Harvest Moon, Ib, Minecraft, and Web Shows.

Hey y'all! To all that are reading, I'm gonna tell y'all a little about me. I'm pure southerner and absolutely love Harvest Moon. My name shalt not be revealed, neither shall my age! Just tryin' to protect my identity. Y'all can call me Beetle. :) Anyway, I'm not wonderful at writing, but when I come up with stories, I like to share them. Most stories I come up with are based off of my Harvest Moon games, but I also enjoy Animal Crossing and Rune Factory. PM me if you have any questions.

Story Status: I think we've all agreed that I'm a slacker

The King's Son- Owen's life is completely changed when his father turns out to be the Harvest King

So, I'm in this program at school that basically takes away any fragment of a life I used to have, so I never get to really write. I'll try to ASAP, but no promises.

My Motto:

If you spend all your life figuring out what to do, you'll never get around to doing.

Top Threes:

Songs-

  1. "Listen to the Man" George Ezra
  2. "SOB" Nathaniel Ratecliff and the Night Sweats
  3. "Like a Stone" Audioslave

Groups-

  1. Gorillaz
  2. Nathaniel Ratecliff and the Night Sweats
  3. Balthazar

Games-

  1. Harvest Moon (ALL OF THE GAMES)
  2. Rune Factory 4
  3. Story of Seasons

Solo Artists-

  1. P!nk
  2. Birdy
  3. George Ezra

TV Shows-

  1. House
  2. The Mentalist
  3. American Horror Story

Youtubers-

  1. BubzVlogs
  2. Marble Hornets
  3. Markiplier

Anime-

  1. Noragami
  2. Toradora
  3. Cowboy Bebop

I recommend you check all of these things out, because they are AWESOME!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Darkest Daughter, EmpoweredWolfwrath, Flamefox2, coleypepwars3679, Brightdarkness-2013,KJ-Shadow, BeetleBug737

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that youp have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

--I AM THE GIRL--

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, Jinx-neko, Neko249, BeetleBug737

Female Come Backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me

Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: Do you have a band aid? 'Cause I believe I've just fallen for you.

Woman: That must be why your face is so messed up.

learn a bit about the Bug.

Looks?

Short, not fat, but not thin either. I live in the South, c'mon. Great food is hard to pass up, but I stay active too! Basic stuff. Thick blonde hair(gets to be a pain) green eyes(very proud of those), but I'm more into my academics than impressing peers. Just sayin. (the straight A's say so too)

Interests?

Harvest Moon, YouTube, band, math, Running. Being healthy trash.

Friends? (The few I have)

Lauren- fellow writer and dear friend who shares in my YouTube fandoms and such. I talk to her about this site, YouTube, and old cartoons. She understands my references to everything.

Nandita- ANOTHER Indian girl with a mind that rivals Einstein. Very innocent and sweet, but she's got a kick when she needs to.

Matthew- My painfully shy (in real life) guy friend who, if you talk to him on Skype, is a freaking social butterfly. He's a pretty big gamer, so we get along.

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Tea for Two by MinionRipley reviews
Everyone loves a lord, but who could love a mere servant? Through a tangle of mishaps and misunderstandings, a relationship between Sanjay and Rio slowly takes root and grows. A love story set across a series of 100-word drabbles. (Rio/Sanjay, with one-sided Rio/Amir)
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 17,459 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Sanjay, Rio/Rachel] Amir - Complete
You Can't Break Me by Maymist reviews
No matter how many times he told her to leave him alone, no matter how many times he insulted her, no matter how many times he hurt her, she would always still smile. Harvest Moon Magical Melody: Tina x Jamie
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,427 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Tina, Jamie
Tale of two hearts by Neverforgetus123 reviews
Lillian is new to the town of Bluebell, everyone has been talking about her, well everyone besides Cam who seems annoyed by the new girl. What happens when Cam starts to take a liking to this girl? Maybe Lillian can fill the hole left by Cam's past, and maybe he could help heal hers. CamXLillian
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Lillian, Cam/Kamil - Complete
Fire Burning In My Heart - Tale Of Two Towns by ponygirl156 reviews
Hi! This is my first fan fic, so don't expect much, though I hope you enjoy. I don't own Harvest Moon, though that would be cool.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013
Yellow Rose by Cotton Candy Mareep reviews
After Lillian moves to Bluebell, Ash vows to become her friend. And that's exactly what he does. Through the years, their friendship blossoms, but then Lillian hits Ash with some unexpected news, leaving their relationship in shambles. Ash doesn't want to lose his best friend, but keeping a friendship isn't always easy. [winner of the Drawing Dare in The Dares Forum]
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Lillian, Ash - Complete
Featherweight by Ruphira reviews
What if Hikari finds the Blue Feather before Mira has a chance to explain it to her? In the course of a day, the hapless farmer manages to turn the town upside down by innocently running around with her discovery. .:Oneshot, Harvest Moon: Animal Parade:.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Molly/Hikari - Complete
Condemned Passion by sugarapplesweet reviews
He wanted her more than anything, it seemed, and she was too innocent to ever suspect that he may be a wolf in sheep's clothing. Who would with that smile of his? Even so, a man of the Goddess can still commit the Seven Deadly Sins...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Carter/Pastor, Popuri - Complete
The Doctor Is In by Chicken Yuki reviews
Four potentiel brides of Harvest Moon: Magical Melody have instead set their sites on the handsome doctor of Flower Bud Village, and his one true love interest is oblivious! Why should Jack be the only HM pimp?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
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The King's Son reviews
Owen's father and mother have always been a mystery to him . When finds out his father is actually a god, his life he has known so well seems to fade .With his father as the all powerful Harvest King, he must defeat not only his own inner demons, but outside forces that want nothing more than to see him and his father at their mercy. Based off of Harvest Moon Animal Parade
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Owen, Harvest God
Harvest Moon Horror Stories reviews
A few short stories for the Halloween season. Enjoy.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013
Barriers
A hard life could be fixed, if it weren't for barriers. OC x Wizard
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2014
Hope reviews
Cry receives a call from the Make A Wish foundation to visit a young girl with cancer, who has given up hope. Will she be a crazed fangirl, or just another friend? ChaoticMonki , Cryaotic
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2014 - ChaoticMonki - Complete
All is Fair in Love and War reviews
Aria can't remember who she is or where she's from, but now she has to start a farm and bring together two towns after years of fighting . Not only that, but she turns a few heads from boys in town . Just remember, all is fair in love and war . From Harvest Moon: Tale of Two Towns
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013
Promises
A oneshot based off part of a game I I just felt it needed to be written .
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Diary of Soraya reviews
Soraya's world comes crashing down when her paradise home in Castanet is overrun by her past . What would happen if the real world came to Harvest Moon ? Read and find
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Molly/Hikari, Chase
Portrait Remembered reviews
What happened after Garry was trapped in the portrait . Based off the game Ib and the Forgotten Portrait ending .
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
The Flaw in His Love reviews
A story of the Harvest King's love and loss . Harvest Moon Animal Parade
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harvest King - Complete
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