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Here's a long list of quotes for you. I hope you find them funny and insightful, because I can't put any other [expletive deleted due to FF.net's censorship] up here without baffling you incredibly.

"I know a lot of people who can't drive." - Dad
"Teenagers?" - Me
"No." - Dad
"Old people?" - Me
"No." - Dad
"People from Texas?" - Me
"That speaks for itself, doesn't it?" - Dad

"I'm getting some bad, bad images of Mason... But when I say 'bad', I mean it in a good way." - Me
"Oh, but of course." - My online friend Alexa

"Mr. Brodie is the Warlord of Stupidity." - Me about my computer lab teacher

"How are they supposed to survive the Apocalypse?" - Me to Scott (my boyfriend) while watching Dogma
"Bomb shelters." - Scott

"When I say 'screw you', I really mean 'I love you'." - My friend, Chris
"Screw you, too." - Me

"Be vengeful. Have fun. Kick ass." - My own personal motto.

"Your name is Candy, right?" - Me
"Yeah. C-A-N-D-Y, like the candy you eat." - Candy
(Tina and I start laughing at this.)
"What?" - Candy

"Rule #1: If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer." - Dad. He was fixing the zipper on my jacket for me. I'm just glad he didn't say it around the kids in my school.

"I have the insane urge to run through the halls of our high school, singing 'Yellow Submarine' at the top of my lungs." - Me
"It's not as bad as the theater playing it in the bathrooms." - Scott

"Yes, I'm a racist." - My English teacher
"Whatever happened to equal oppurtunity?" - Me
"Oh, there's an equal oppurtunity -- an equal oppurtunity to screw up and fail." - My English teacher

"Kiss the cook, but don't grab the ass." - I can't remember where I read this

"I'm not trying to kill you on purpose. I'm trying to kill you by accident."
"Huh?"
"I don't want to get put in jail."
"Ah." - Conversation between myself and someone else. I can't remember what the hell we were talking about, though.

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Turning the Hourglass by Acephalous reviews
To get even with Hermione in their seventh year, Malfoy sends her back in time 20 years. There, Hermione must come to terms with her situation as she meets familiar faces, while Lupin struggles in the present to undo the magic Malfoy has inflicted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,167 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The End of What We Knew by Unbeautifully-Broken reviews
“I said I love you. Not like—like a sister loves her brother or a daughter loves her father. As a woman loves a man, Jack. I love you like that.” After DMC. R&R. JE. Sequel Published, titled The Beginning of Something Else
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,024 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Name of Science: Part One, The Messiah Strand by AliasJaneDoe reviews
Brennan becomes the first test subject in Eckhart's quest for immortality. Very dark. COMPLETE
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,621 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Brennan M., Emma D. - Complete
Collateral Damage by Philote reviews
An old "friend" of Adam's needs his help with something. To get it, she's going to go through someone he cares about. (Jesse-centric)
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003
Flash Forward by RJ Thompson reviews
*COMPLETE!* A supercharged new mutant's powers send Adam and Emma into a bleak future, ruled by Mason Eckhart! Will they survive to change the future or will they be trapped in a nightmare forever? Please R&R!
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
Endgame by Chya reviews
The end is just the beginning for Adam. Rating for a couple of Bad Words. Complete.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
Not Fade Away by Chya reviews
Power Play AU. Rating for language.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/19/2002
Bowling Balls and Full Length Novels by Strega Brava reviews
We all know as per the chocolate frog card that Albus Dumbledore loves 10pin bowling so what if he were to organize an annual tournament for select staff? Severus is not amused. To be considered AU and OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Elements of Trust by Villanelle reviews
An exploration of the bond between Shalimar and Jesse. Held a few years when it was just Shalimar and Adam, no one else. This is my first Mutant X fanfic, so please be nice to me. :) ***COMPLETED***
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Complete
Flightless by lunarlanding reviews
He takes away her wings. E/B, S/B.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2002
Sleepless in Sanctuary by Perri Smith reviews
Give me all your disappointments/I’ll give you my secrets/we could lay our heads down/or be forever sleepless..."
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Complete
Willingly I Lock The Door by mellifluous cloud reviews
Short, sweet, and to the point. Fi thinks about why she had to leave behind her friends, her family, and her life.
So Weird - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Complete