Dagniro Vanaliel
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Joined 11-01-03, id: 479650, Profile Updated: 09-19-08
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

This was the account of Dr. Onions. This was the account of Cao, the Cheez-it Queen. It was also once Legosgrl, back in my fangirl days.

I change my name too much.

Basic stats: I'm 19 years old and I'm a freshman in university, currently majoring in journalism and psychology. I don't currently have a job, but I used to work at a small second-hand bookstore that I adored. I live in Midwestern America.

I was a fangirl for about three or four years, but now am more of an ex-fangirl--though I still retain some of the tendencies!

Yes, I defend Martha's place in the new Doctor Who series. I think that the cast needs a bit of changing around to keep it interesting. Did I cry at Doomsday? Yes. I saw it one Friday night on Sci-Fi channel, cried myself to sleep, and burst into tears at random intervals all weekend. The episode still makes me cry.

I also love Donna. I think she's awesome.

In regards to the Hermione/Barty Jr. series... I really, really like that pairing and I don't know why. I just want to say that, even if sie doesn't know it, the lovely HogwartsHonorRoll over on YouTube who made some very excellent FMVs has inspired me to write the pairing.

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Albus Dumbledore and the Phoenix Feather by Grandson of Dumbledore reviews
More than 150 years ago, a boy with extraordinary talent arrived at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to begin his wizard training. This is the story of 11 year old Albus Dumbledore and his thrilling adventures at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,339 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
The Star Wars Crapuels & Craptacular Editions by Dynamic-Villain reviews
The Star Wars saga rewritten in a fun and crazy way - in screenplay format. Prepare yourselves for the arrival of the funniest SW parodies ever!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/10/2004
The Dancing We Don't See by RagamuffinSundrop reviews
On his first night aboard the TARDIS Jack is offered two 'dances' from the Doctor and Rose. Instead he leads them into a new form of 'dancing' with assistance from an unlikely source. Now Complete
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 11/21/2006 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians by Paige Darke reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
I, Who Have Nothing by Dragonland reviews
Plans leading up to their vacation.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Lord of the Rings 2003: The Final Journey by Erin Wood reviews
After the light subsided Niori Erin Jane and Carla find themselves back in ME but it's not the same. Everythings changed since they left and everyones moved on, and not to mention an evil has appeared and this time not everyone will come out alive..FINI!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 270,072 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
It didn't work by Harold Saxon reviews
Jack was asked by the Doctor to turn the Master into a human and to hide his new identity from him. Jack accidentally maroons the Master as the human slave Marcellus in ancient Rome where he is sold into a brothel. COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,478 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Severing the Past by Wendynat reviews
Two padawans escape the attack on the Jedi Temple and, in their quest to seek out other survivors, are swept into adventures they never expected. Some RotS spoilers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,735 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 6/28/2005
Look After You by cindylouwho38 reviews
Sequel to Denial. House lets his secret out.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by E.A. Week reviews
The Doctor is determined to find the meaning of the drums the Master claims to hear in his mind. The truth may be more than either of them had bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,060 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Attack of the MarySue by The Mighty Sword reviews
What happens when MarySues infest Hogwarts? Here is the tale of the Hogwarts students rising above the terrible Marysues! Draco and Hermione team up, Fred and George are the runners for food. Read and Review! Ch. 3 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Madness Continues by Cheez Socks reviews
To her utter dismay and annoyance, Emily's back. And her mother's tagged along for the ride. Expect drugged cookies, OOCness, annoying songs and much more! A MarySue parody. PART 2 IN A SERIES
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Go On by Fayth3 reviews
Rose has some issues after Girl in the fireplace she goes to one person who can understand.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,785 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
It's Just a Scratch by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
‘It’s just a scratch,’ he says. Too bad his blood red eyes say different. The Doctor’s becoming a vampire, and Martha’s life is in danger yet again.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,984 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Blondes, Divorce and the Psychology of Time Lords by HonorH reviews
In her worse moments, Martha Jones hates Rose Tyler a little. In her better ones, she hates herself for being so petty. Spoilers through Utopia.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Photograph by kiss-her-theta reviews
The Doctor resorts to a photograph to save him from the darkness... Implied Rose10, some Martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Into the Fire by templremus1990 reviews
Short little angsty drabble set during '42', so spoilers for that episode. The Doctor's thoughts as Martha fights to save his life. Very slight DoctorMartha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Death Wish by Henrika reviews
There was an awkward pause before the Doctor sighed. “Just say it Martha Jones.” “Doctor, do you want to die?” Spoilers up to The Lazarus Experiment.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Someone For Everyone by tromana reviews
The Doctor leaves Martha to think about relationships and her time with him so far for a while. Martha10thDoctor Post Evolution of The Daleks with major spoilers up to then.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/30/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
All Around Me by ricebol reviews
“I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.” He doesn't have a deathwish, not exactly, but it feels like one sometimes. Ten, PostEotD.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/30/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Adventures of the DoctorRose shippers by montypython203 reviews
Our beloved Rose is gone ... so it's up to montypython203 and her gang to bring her back. Not your average fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
All that's left behind by rosie-bec reviews
Jack Harkness, I've got a bone to pick with you'. The Doctor has an unexpected reunion while paying Jack a visit. Set after the Torchwood finale. Last chapter up. Who will stay? Who will leave? And will we ever get any alerts ever again?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,290 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Talking by stolendreams reviews
Drabble set after Gridlock.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Voyeurism by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose&Jack. 100 word drabble. Rose and Jack watch the Doctor at work.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Calculus by ricebol reviews
y equals 1 over x : The simplest of equations. The limit as x approaches infinity is zero. The limit as time approaches forever is nothing. Life is just math, in the end. PostDoomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/26/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Selfish by Panny reviews
[Post Doomsday] I’m afraid you caught her at a bit of a bad time. Rose is getting married today.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Forever by Panny reviews
Forever. That's what she promised him. AU ending to Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
When Was The Last Time Anyone by RagamuffinSundrop reviews
Set in an AU after POTW the 9th Doctor, Jack and Rose are having dinner with Jackie when the Doctor decides to explore all the uses of his mental link with Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Reunion by Pharaohess reviews
Doomsday spoilers... Post Doomsday, another reunion fic for the Doctor and Rose. While investigating a disturbance at Stonehenge, Rose runs into someone familiar...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Rose Tyler's History of Sex by misscam reviews
At eight, Rose Tyler learns about sex. It all sounds very peculiar. [DoctorRose, RoseMickey, Others]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Animal Husbandry by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose&Jack. 100 word drabble. The Doctor picks up some exotic pets on an alien backwater.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Analysis by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose&Jack. 100 word drabble. Rose and Jack take an interest in science that isn't exactly what the Doctor expected.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
The Big Blue Box of Powell Estate by Kazzy reviews
Occasionally there was a big blue box that sat in Powell Estate, but it was a mystery, because no one ever really saw it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 6,787 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Metamorphoses by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
[V for Vendetta] A late night talk between V and Evey leads to an unexpected outcome. There's not really a 'poignant' genre, or that is where this would fit.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Bonfire Night by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
[V for Vendetta] In the crowd before Parliament that night is one man who knows the identity of V. Based on movieverse ending.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Qualities of a King by MistyC reviews
Before his coronation, Aragorn receives a visit from an old friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Slave of the Desert Lords by SoKaWriterChick reviews
CHAPTER 2 up! The newly edited and soon TBC version of my old story! 'Living as a slave in the sands of Harad, she has nothing to look forward to except the next auction and her newest master...'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
One Mixed Up Mary-Sue by Cheez Socks reviews
There's something funny going on in Middle-earth... Foreboding make-believe prophecies, dopey brainwashed suitors, and enough ridiculousness to make a girl go crazy! Part 1 of Emily's series. Do watch your step, you wouldn't want to step in any of the BS going on around here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Conjugate by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose&Jack. 100 word drabble. The Doctor takes Rose and Jack to see an alien wedding ceremony.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Indiscretion by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose&Jack. 100 word drabble. Rose and Jack run afoul of local customs.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Q, Love and Time Travel by Gemini17 reviews
Q decides to have some fun and place three teenagers in the future, on the bridge of the enterprise!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 5/9/2003
Alfonso the Ring: Part II by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Relive the story, the epic, the adventure, and the romance...through the eyes of the Ring! Lord of the Rings, told as it should be: by the One Ring himself. Rated for very coarse language and minor slash. Last chapter is UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
Miss Sue by Kevin3 reviews
Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Minerva M.
Switch by jaderaid reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,847 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Boba Fett, Obi-Wan K.
A Room with a View by Ansketil reviews
AU. PalpatineAnakin I kid you not. Will get Dark, of course. Palpatine wants to seduce Anakin. Anakin wants to seduce Palpatine but not in quite the same way! How long will it take for each to realise the other's intentions? FINISHED!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,468 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Meridian by redwolfoz reviews
Ninth Doctor&Rose&Jack. Extended version of Flicker. 15 Minute Ficlet. The Doctor, Rose and Jack enjoy a night at the movies.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Fantastic With Three by Kilrez reviews
Rose is frustrated, to say the least, with the doctor's seeming ability to... 'refrain.' Somehow, she decides to involve Jack. Note rating. 9thRoseJack, finished
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Lord Of The Rings 2003: Back To ME by Erin Wood reviews
LOTR 2003 Sequel! Erin, Carla, Jane, and Niori are now in ME with the fellowship, but it will be harder than ever with Erin pregnant and Helm's Deep! New Readers welcome! FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 119,262 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Complete
Train of Thought by Mary James reviews
Anakin is consistently good at being distracting. Short slash piece.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Vanyaleuthil by Vanyaleuthil reviews
This is the story of Vanyaleuthil and her adventures with Legolas. LOC, Romance! 10th walker! PARODY! formerly a troll UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Legolas
Interloper by Avelynn Tame reviews
Rose finds herself a new pretty boy – Jack and the Doctor discuss.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Forget by seedyapartment reviews
Warning: Slash and mentions of naughty things and some anger. AnakinObi-Wan This is a short re-telling of the final Anakin vs Obi-Wan scene in Revenge of the Sith, from a more AnakinObi-Wan point of view. It kinda hurt to write, so forgive me if i
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Beyond Life and Death by Isys reviews
[Obi-WanQui-Gon, Obi-WanAnakin] One-shot angst piece, set right after Episode III. Qui-Gon comforts his old Padawan after his battle with Darth Vader. SLASH.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Tough Girls by Crimson Sadows reviews
It's a Hermione Draco fanfic, what more is there to say? It's also funny, with a lot of twists in it! Summary inside! Just read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
The Final Cut by Ayla Curtis reviews
The day had finally arrived Zim's autopsy. Dib had always though that it would be the best day of his life, especially since he had been invited to attend... one shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Which One? by Clarenova reviews
Mary-Sue thinks that Glorfindel is Legolas, and nothing that he can say will change that. Watch as the denizens of Imladris torment the seneschal into more Balrog-slaying fits while they fight the woes of Mary-Sue and other evils.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Glorfindel
Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Fellowship and Friends by galadriel-evenstar-idril reviews
The Fellowship and friends (mostly elvish ones) attend a simple adults learning centre to go to school, and see what happens!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004
The Secret Diary of Arwen's Twin Sister by Hwesta reviews
Dear Diary, Let me get this straight once and for all. I am not Arwen. I may look like her, sound like her, but please kill me before I start to act like her. My name is Sardwen and Arwen is my identical twin sister COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Me, My Best Friend, and Middle Earth by Shadoe Elf reviews
Katy and her best friend, Reggie, are zapped out of math class and into Lothlorien. So they decide to make the best of it, with Katy's bottomless backpack, and Reggie's Math Book of DOOM. Torture opportunities abound. Feel VERY sorry for the inhabitant
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Trouble With Elflings by Rose Darkfire reviews
Young Legolas and friends like to play tricks...yes tricks are very fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Legolas
A Bond Never Broken by Lady Celebare reviews
Just a simple Obi-WanQui-Gon slashfic, my view of how their relationship may have become more than just master and apprentice. Reviews appreciated;flames loathed
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Lords of the Caffeine by Caroline Jordan reviews
CHAPTER 14 NOW UP--IS THIS GOOD-BYE? Some junior high aged kids and the Fellowship are thrown into a house due to the plotting of Lord Elrond and one of the kids.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,581 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Official Fanfiction Collegium of Valdemar by WyldeHorse reviews
In this spin-off of Miss Cam's original Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth, authors of Valdemar-centric stories find themselves sent to a university to learn to write better stories...
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003
The Diaries of Arwen by Morgan Donovan reviews
And she shall be called Arwen Undomiel, and she shall be the Tormentor of her people. R&R. Slight Aragorn Bashing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
You're not in Texas Anymore by Forestsilver reviews
What happens when our favorite (cough, cough) American president falls into Middle Earth and joins the Fellowship? Obviously not a Mary-Sue...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002
Galwyn was a Shieldmaiden by Jen Littlebottom reviews
A Rohirric drinking song. Some sexual references.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Eowyn
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2002
Yes, Master by Thessily Thessilonikki reviews
Subtitled: I no longer care what anyone thinks of me. My first ever Star Wars story. Post-TPM, pre-AOTC. A big joke of how much Anakin says yes, Master. Slash, Ani/Obi. Feel free to read and flame, if you like.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Free reviews
He's finally free. 'Utopia' spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Names reviews
Oneshot. The Doctor's trainofthought at the end of Utopia. MAJOR SPOILERS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
She still has the dreams, even though it's over... Oneshot, PostFamily of Blood
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Lessons reviews
The Doctor takes on another companion along with Martha and Jack. She's sixteen, hates the world, and would really rather not be there. But she has nowhere else to go, and an important lesson to learn... UPDATED!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Return reviews
He finds a way back, but it doesn't happen the way he imagined. Vague 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
If reviews
Two months in, and Martha's beginning to wonder if it will ever end. Spoilers for 'Human Nature'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Forgetting reviews
Martha's thoughts on her new role. Set during 'Human Nature' with very light spoilers for that episode.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Forever reviews
Sequel to 'Together' 'Sever' and 'Never'. He's left her again and again, broken her heart, and still she loves him. The time for the end has arrived. Will they ever have a chance? Hermione&Barty Jr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Sever reviews
Sequel to 'Together' and 'Never'. For the third time, fate throws them together, and for the third time it threatens to separate them forever. Hermione&Barty Jr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Never reviews
Sequel to 'Together'. In the Department of Mysteries, separated lovers are reunited. Will they ever have a chance? Hermione&Barty Jr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Card Tricks reviews
...'We're off to the village, there's a very pretty girl working in the paper shop who thinks my card tricks are something marvelous... almost like real magic...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2007 - George W., OC - Complete
Together reviews
Hermione risks everything to save the one she loves, but will he accept her sacrifice? Oneshot, Hermione&Barty Jr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Phoenix Falling reviews
A girl from America is transferred into Hogwarts. Her mother's an Auror working for the Order of the Phoenix, and she's the exact opposite. What happens when she gets caught in the middle of the Second War?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004