Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, and Kuroshitsuji.
HEY WONDERFUL WORLD!!! :D
I'm female/13/Westchester; NY...but, all of those things are bound to change with time.
I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to write here, but I'm gonna say a few thingys about myself.
1) I'm a weirdo.
2) I'm always busy. Updates will be mostly regular during summer, but during school year... O_O no.
3) I play Oboe, Piano, Ukulele, and sing for a rock band. I guess in music I'm pretty well-rounded, but I also do some sports...sorta. :/
4) I AM PATHETIC WITH TECHNOLOGY. If I don't respond to you for some reason (IDK this is all so much for me to take innnnn) then it's probably because I'm too stupid to figure out how!
5) I like psychology and ALWAYS over think things. ALWAYS!!!! And yeah, I like to say I'm pretty deep. I like to keep my thoughts to myself though (probably because I'm to stupid to find a way to express them lol)
5) I. Want. Feedback. Reviews that are positive are great, but feedback helps me improve. There's nothing worse (for me) than not understanding where I can improve. I LOVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK! Even if it's just "hey gurl, your story has no plot" or "GRAMMER"
6) I'm extremely sarcastic, but very honest and open; if you wanna say something, don't worry about my reaction: I'm not judgemental at all. And I'm not afraid to share my opinions; but will not be at all upset if yours are different!! Speak your mind! :)
OKAY! Don't know what else to write.. maybe my favorite shows or something...? maybe pairings or ideas for stuff...?
Favorite animes/mangas in (sort of) order.
1)...Okay, hard to decide between the two, but either FMA or Naruto. Currently I'm watching Naruto so I'm more into it, but ordinarily I'd immediately say FMA. Whatever. I'll say FMA, since that's the story I'm working on now.
FMA! My favorite pairing is...is...uh...Parental!royed, and Edwin.
My favorite stories about FMA involve...
something that'll make me cry.
something that'll make me laugh.
Ed has to go on a mission with mustang and Hawkeye at either a summer camp with bratty kids or a school with bratty kids. I like how it dumbs the whole series down.
a new staff for roy or ed. I just love the way the two of them interact with "people". hint hint...
2) Naruto! Shippuden rox my sox!(I promise I will never say that again)
Favorite pairing: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NaruSaku...It drives me nuts though because it's SUCH a love triangle! My fav character is GAARA tho. I LOVE HIM!!! (And Itachi...and Kakashi...and Sasuke...and Sakura...Oh, how to CHOOSE just ONE character...)
Ok im only just beginning the 120th episode of Shippuden so i can't really write or read fanfics about it yet, so yeah. SORRY NARUTO FANS!
Im on episode 103, so again, can't really read too much about it yet.
fav pairing: InuyashaxKagome (duhhh) or MirokuxSango (he's a dirty pervert though)
4) Bleach. I love (LOVE!) Youruichi so much!
I probably wont write about this series much though... I kinda stopped watching after the first 64 episodes but I skip around. (don't kill me)
So... Yeah. I love deep, dark, depressing writing, and descriptive writing, and UGH. Whenever I get deep thoughts in school I have to snap my wrist with a hair tie, because I can't focus! That's what's happening right now, so I'm gonna sign off here! I hope you enjoy my fanfics I'm new to this so excuse the idiocy with technology and this profile!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd drop u altogether.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
I got this quiz from BloodLily16's profile... it's pretty funny -
Write down ten random characters!! Okay...who to write who to write...
1) Edward Elric (Fma)
2) Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
3) Gaara (Naruto)
4) Roy Mustang (Fma)
5) Ichigo Kurisaki (Bleach)
6) Sessomeru (InuYasha)
7) Itachi (Naruto)
8) Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
9) Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
10) Aizen (Bleach)
Sevin Kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Itachi kidnaps Naruto and demands that Ichigo gets a friggin' haircut... but on a more serious note, he demands that he captures Gaara and then helps suck out the Tailed beasts inside of them. I don't know...
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Roy invites Gaara and Kenshin over to dinner. Roy gets very disapointed because he thought that Kenshin was a girl when he saw him from the back, and now sees that he's a guy. He only invited Gaara because he felt sorry for him always getting asked on dates from that one girl who resides in the sand village. Eventually Roy gets nervous because Gaara keeps picking up his food using sand, yet no sand is in his mouth. Kenshin doesn't say anything the whole time, and before the night is over, Roy just leaves his own house in search of a bar...
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who's house, 1 or 6?
Ed's or Sessomeru...neither of them have a house, Sessomeru's a wanderer and Ed burnt his to the ground. I'd stay at Ed's apartment, because Sessomeru would make me wander to some place and I'd be stuck with him for more than just a night. Hopefully, if I stay with Ed. Alphonse will let me in...
Naruto and Itachi are making out.. Aizen's reaction..? There are 2 choices...
1) Aizen Souske has no reaction to human affairs. How pitiful would that make him?
2) He slaughters them both.
Gaara falls in love with Sessomeru...Kenshin is jealous...
Well first, Sessomeru turns Gaara down, and Gaara gets depressed though that's no surprise knowing Gaara. Kenshin didn't know this, so Kenshin is also very depressed. Gaara doesn't know Kenshin is jealous, because Kenshin never really says anything, so he stays alone forever. Sessomeru continues to travel...but much faster than usual XD
Naruto would!! Itachi can't risk looking soft, Aizen would probably be the one jumping me, if he had been there before Mustang, so Naruto would!!
1 decides to start a cooking show. After 15 minutes, what happens..?
Edward starts his cooking show, and after 15 minutes, everyone is on the toilet because his seafood has given them all food poisoning. Alphonse ends up having to take over the show, because "Unlike his idiot brother, Alphonse is a master in the arts!" XD
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Gaara wants to marry Kenshin, because he doesn't like being flirted with so much...he knows Roy would be sad if he was taken away from his mini-skirt dream... but Tamaki insists that he marry him, because he is the most popular guy in the host club, and knows much about love.
Everyone is invited to 2 and 7 wedding except 8. How does 8 react?
Since Kenshin is a wanderer, and doesn't really know Naruto or Itachi, he doesn't really mind too much and instead goes wandering into the forest, only to get lost.
Sessomeru is afraid of Itachi because he can see everything. EVERYTHING. Plus, he doesn't yet know the extent of his power, and wants to play it safe.
9 arrives late to 2 and 7s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Tamaki is late to Naruto and Itachi's wedding because he was too busy at his own wedding with Gaara...remember, he's the love doctor, and he has to make a big scene at his own wedding, and please all the beautiful women! Naruto throws a rasengan at him, and Itachi doesn't really care that he was late because he doesn't really want to marry Naruto..
5 and 9 end up drunk at your house.. what do you do?
Ichigo and Tamaki are drunk at my house... I strip them naked and take a million pictures to show my sister that they were really drunk at my house. WHAT?! NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE ME WITHOUT A FEW PICTURES!!
Tamaki kills Naruto's best friend Gaara...I don't know how that's possible. Anyway... Naruto has learned that revenge is not the answer to everything (since Sasuke went nuts about the revenge...) but deems it necessary. He throws a rasengan at Tamaki, (this is the second time today!!), not realizing that he's actually really weak, and kills him.
I'd open the curtains and hug him...I just LOVE Gaara so much (sorry if this disturbs you guys ;)).
Well, Tamaki is married to Gaara right now, so I'd be in denial. But, if Tamaki and Roy Mustang married, I'd probably laugh until I busted a lung. They're going to be wayyy too horny (again, sorry if this disturbed you guys).
Sessomeru cooked me dinner... I'd make him take the first bite in fear that he's poisoned it, but nevertheless, he's a demon and wouldn't die... I forgot that... When he doesn't die, I eat the dinner up and it tastes A-MAZING! I don't know why, but Sessomeru seems to have very good culinary skills.
Ichigo...I'd build a sand castle with wet sand on top of his abs, and when he wakes, he'd have a little surprise.
7 confessed to be a member of your family?
Itachi is related to me?! I'm a Uchiha.?! I'd scream and shout out of excitement and hug him (if he's still alive), and then I'd go hunt down Sasuke to tell him the good news.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Kenshin is in the hospital...I wouldn't know what to say, honestly.
I'd laugh at him. Tamaki...making fun of MY friends?! He's pretty strange himself.
10 ignored 3 all the time?
Aizen ignored Gaara all the time. Aizen and Gaara are both men of few words. I don't think it'd make much of a difference if it was purposeful ignoring... either way they wouldn't talk much.
Edward would stay by my side and protect me, as well as call the military to track the serial killers down. Ed's awesome.
It's your birthday, what does 3 get you?
Gaara gets me a goard to hold sand on my back. I don't know what to do with it.
Roy Mustang is the Flame Alchemist. He'd be the one setting the house on fire.
If not, then he'd probably call the fire men. He wouldn't risk his life for me!
Ichigo would probably try to stop me, but in the process make it all the more embarrassing.
You're about to marry 5. What's 1's reaction?
Edward doesn't care if I marry Ichigo, but he'd probably say something rude to Ichigo, like call him a pineapple head.
ten hates 2. Why?
Aizen hates Naruto because he's loud, stupid, and 'a pitiful human'.
1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Edward is...my favorite character of all time... and he's missing two limbs. I think that's pretty out there.
6 tells you about his deep hidden love for number 9.
...He's joking, right..?
Gaara's parents are dead. I don't think there'd be much conversation.
...Goodness, I hope not...
You get a haircut and 7 wont stop looking at you. What are you thinking?
...eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!... that's my screech of joy.
Number 8 thinks that he will never get a girlfriend. What do you say?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
I'd send him an email back, but it'd be blank... just like my thoughts.
You spot 10 kissing 1. Reaction?
You notice that 5 and 8 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Ok I don't think I can finnish this test. It's...too much for my messed up mind!! XD
SEVEN BASIC RULES FOR MY WRITING:
1) Never write in text talk.
2) Never make characters OOC.
3) Never make Mary-sue OC's. And don't over do the OC's.
4) Never over ship...in fact, I don't really ship at all... no offense, I have hints and stuff but...you know, there are so many arguments of which pairing is good and which is bad. I'll do a pairing here and there, but it will never be the main basis of a story. Unless it's a one-shot.
5) Never use an over done idea...For example, don't follow a basic plot of someone else's fanfiction. Ex: Chimera!Ed : I love reading them, but won't write one because there are so many out there.
6) Never become generically written; always use a creative style of writing, and make sure your strange, peppy personality doesn't ruin the mood with author's notes!!
7) Experiment with plot fanfictions and emotional fanfictions; although best at getting to the core of a character, do plots too because it makes everything more interesting. Most of the time.
Quotes: Some of these came from my own life and experience, while others are from other profiles. Some may be from youtube and such, but mostly just random funny stuff.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better,' but best friends will be prank-calling him saying ‘You will die in seven days…
"Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.
"Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
My grandmother started walking five miles a day since she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that."
DO NOT HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now."
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
"If we see smoke, we'll assume you're on fire and take appropriate action." Non-smoking zone sign.
A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."
Disecting humor is like dissecting a frog; nobody's really interested and the frog dies.
I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES... Forget cookies the dark side had YAOI Hahahaha!! Did anybody notice that like half of the Fma fanfictions are RoyEd, and about 3/4 of the Naruto ones are NaruSasu…
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
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