Author has written 14 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Yuri!!! on Ice, and Kuroshitsuji.
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(Old username: jmtothemusic)
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
My grandmother started walking five miles a day since she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Dissecting humor is like dissecting a frog; nobody's really interested and the frog dies.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Where there’s a will… I want to be on it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.