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Joined 11-01-03, id: 479909, Profile Updated: 12-23-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Just when you think you've outgrown something, the urge comes roaring back...

No promises about regular updates or where this is going. When the Muse calls, she calls loudly, but sometimes she's silent for years. But I'll try to keep her fed and watered, and we'll see where this goes!

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How To Marry a Malfoy by Romantic Fool reviews
After Hogwarts, Hermione Granger, aspiring healer and researcher, becomes Prof. Morwena Morgana’s protégé. However, her meddling mentor has some other lessons in mind, and with help from a little red book, Hermione may just end up 'Married to a Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
And So It Seemed To Confess by nicalyse reviews
He isn't worried about Rachel talking about him being in therapy at school. Nope, Puck's worried that Rachel might tell her dad what Puck used to do and Dr. Berry will get him sent back to juvie. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,865 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Unrequited by GoingVintage reviews
Post Babygate reveal, Rachel and Puck form an unlikely friendship. But feelings ALWAYS complicate things. Will be multi-chapter.....
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,801 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fait Accompli by LilithBoadicea reviews
The aftermath of Voldemort War- Part Deux: Narcissa Malfoy imprisons her son in order to save him from a vengeful Ministry and Hermione’s future becomes a political bargaining chip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Repercussions by Damien J. Frost reviews
One night between enemies leads to crossed lines by those least expected. Can the world survive the repercussions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,713 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Pawn by Madame Plot Bunnie reviews
That was it. She was as good off as dead. She had just become a prisoner, the hostage of Draco Malfoy. 'But there are instances, Hermione, when even pawns can become queens...'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Keeper by phantasm reviews
Hermione has the information Draco needs. But when Hermione becomes what Draco truly needs, will he choose loyalty or love? A story of Hermione’s stay at the Malfoy Manor. Chapter Seven uploaded!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,847 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Ready To Lose Everything But You reviews
It's Rachel Berry's wedding day. Noah Puckerman had thought he didn't know how to love her at twenty, but at twenty-eight, years too late, he'd learned better. And as painful as it was, in the end, he thought loving her meant he'd have to let her go.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Drabble Me This reviews
Drabbles inspired by prompts on the puckracheldrabblememe that actually turn out drabble-length will go here. Rating may go up, but should be safe at a T for now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Would You Miss Me When I'm Gone? reviews
Rachel doesn't come back to school after winter break in junior year. Maybe Puck notices. Inspired by a prompt at the Puck/Rachel drabble meme.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Rachel B., Puck
Baby I'm Yours 'Til the Stars Fall From the Sky reviews
From the "Dance Me to the End of Love Universe, taking place after Rachel asks to expand the family. More fluff than plot with some smut thrown in for good measure . Uploaded again to hopefully resolve issues of story disappearing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Still In the Dark, Lighting Candles reviews
Rachel's birthday experiences have been less than stellar. But that's all going to change from now on, if Noah has his way. Set in a "Dance Me To the End of Love" universe, which I am apparently not done playing in.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Rachel B., Puck
Dance Me To the End of Love reviews
Inspired by this prompt at the puckracheldrabblememe: "Shelby dies. In her will, she says Puck can have Beth's custody - only if he marries Rachel." Rated M to be on the safe side, though probably closer to T.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Control reviews
She’d come today to break that final hold he had over her, and so she had to do this alone." A dark, post-Hogwarts fiction in which Hermione struggles to wrest the last piece of her shattered freedom from the one who had broken her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Salvation reviews
He clutched at the ring, knowing he couldn't put it on and take on all it meant. Instead, he took her hand in his and slid the ring onto her finger." In the final hours at Hogwarts, two students come to terms with the scars left by the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Heart Loves What It Loves reviews
On a hot day in spring, one solitary teenager contemplates love, never expecting to discover that, despite all reason and logic, she's already fallen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.