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Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

Likes: Sweets, eating, sleeping, playing video games, going outside, etc.

Dislikes: Bad books, people who do so well on fanfics then haven't updated for 50 years

I have read plenty of fanfics (that means nothing cause I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one). And I said screw it all I'm taking a shot at writing.

Sex: Female

Birthday: Oct 27

Anime Favorites: One Piece, Bleach, Naruto, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Soul Eater, Gintama, Ao no Exorcist (Blue Exorcist), Magi, Fairy Tail, The World God Only Knows, Hayate no Gotoku (Hayate the Combat Butler), Eureka Seven, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hetalia (Axis Powers, Beautiful World), Toradora, Fate Zero, Sket Dance, Inuyasha, Phi Brain, Beelzebub,Tsubasa Chronicles, D. Gray Man, Noragami, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Black Butler, Darker Than Black, Gatchaman Crowds, Durarara!, Kill La Kill, WATAMOTE, Fate Zero, Mushibugyo, Hunter x Hunter, Senyuu, Anohana, BTOOOM, Hamatora, Tonari no Seki-kun: Master of Killing Time, FREE!, Kuroko no Basket, Kyosougiga, (and more on the watch list)

I don't take shit from anyone. So if you don't like how something goes, cry a river, build a bridge, get over it.

I'm telling you now, I'm a Kakashi. I get lost on the road of life, so I may not update my fanfic(s) as regularly as I'd like to.

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The Long Way Home by Dashel reviews
A year after their prophesised battle Naruto and Sasuke meet up for the first time since then,coming to in a destroyed area of wood,no memory of how they got there,where 'there' is or if they can trust the other long enough to band together and get home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 465,471 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 326,777 - Reviews: 4050 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Sasunaru Drabbles by Nano.yaoi reviews
My drabble collection of Sasunaru: fluff and humor, lemons, limes and kisses. 218th: Naruto at a lame consert and Sasuke watching after his cousins. Let the texting begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 218 - Words: 86,953 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 7,089 - Follows: 5,930 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
All for Naught by Pchew reviews
Wherein deals are struck, lines are crossed, and Luffy's crew may never be the same again. What's a Strawhat crew to do without their Strawhat captain? Pre-Thriller Bark. ON HIATUS.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Luffy
Blood is thicker than Bone by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
The Uzumaki clan had a secret. They were related to the war like Kaguya clan which included their Kekkai Genkai. The two remaining survivors meet one another and there their fates are intertwined with each other. Pairings undecided R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 199,461 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kimimaro
Vampire Perfume by Flourish-Floret reviews
All the girls are using the new perfume called Vampire. They believe if they spray it on themselves that they'll actually attract actual vampires. But such creatures do not exist do they? When Ino accidentally knocks into Sakura, Naruto gets the perfume sprayed on him instead! When he walks home after school, he's attacked by a raven haired man! What will he do? AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,046 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,687 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Sick by Dangsoo reviews
Naruto falls very ill. Can Kakashi, Sasuke and the others find out what is ailing him in time? Not yaoi. Disclaimer: All rights reserved. Now beta'd by the wonderful EagleTsubasa!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
The Mortal God by shadowwriter329 reviews
Naruto finds out a secert the blows him away; he's a Half-blood. With his new friends he make a new name for himself and find what he truly ever wanted. Naruto/three girls already chosen.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,903 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bianca A., Clarisse R., Thalia G.
Divine by Chidori Eiso reviews
Feeling abandoned by Konoha after the Final Valley, Naruto trains under Orochimaru alongside Sasuke. Three years later, he meets a mysterious fox that tells him of a prophecy,one in which he must prevent an unspeakable darkness from overtaking the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 157,297 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Shizuka] Sasuke U.
The Firefighter by Kenny-chan Can't Spelll reviews
The plot of locking Naruto in the supply closet went off without a hitch; trapping the bullied teenager in the tight space with no way of escaping. It was a flawless procedure... that is until the fire alarm goes off, causing the whole school to evacuate. Meaning, he is still trapped inside... with no one looking for him... no one... except for Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Bodyguard of Azula by Deus Swiftblade reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha but gives them the slip and boards a ship. Soon after, he is shipwrecked on Ember island and is saved by Azula. Three years later, Naruto is Azula's bodyguard while she hunts for the Avatar, but did he see the last of Konoha?
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 776,152 - Reviews: 3819 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Haruka's Basement by Lavareef reviews
The raven-haired male hummed appreciatively as he glanced around his basement. It had taken him months to set up the perfect room and it was finally complete. Keeping it a secret from his friends had been agony but it was well worth it. No one needed to know what the boy with the blazing sapphire eyes was up to.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 98,410 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Rin M.
Son of whirlpool by Jinsokuichi reviews
Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,484 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
With Love, Your Stalker by FastForward reviews
Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,541 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari]
Naturally by pretense reviews
Haruka is red-faced, utterly refusing to speak to Rin who's making grand expositions on why of course Haruka's in love with Makoto; and he really should just confess before someone else asks Makoto out ... again [COMPLETE]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Naruto: Fairy Tail Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
He was just a second too late...just a second...and his sensei paid the price for it. Now he's found himself in a new and unfamiliar world with his demon and the Sharingan that his sensei entrusted to him ...of course he'd end up on Fairy Tail's doorstep.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,211 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S. - Complete
Burdens by Joe Coool reviews
After Pain's attack on Konoha, every ninja has to do their part to help rebuild and restore the village. Naruto, however, pushes himself well beyond his limits on a daily basis. Can Sakura convince Naruto to release some of his burdens?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: Hitokiri Battousai of Konoha by Corruptmonk reviews
The story Uzumaki Naruto, the Hitokiri Battousai of Konoha, his rise to become one of the most feared shinobi in the Elemental Nations. Mass Crossover. No Pairings. This story is mainly on Naruto but he will be displaying skills that are present in other anime/manga. NOT YAOI! Slight AU mainly Canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,359 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
That Poor Sucker by kuristina reviews
At Uchiha Incorporated, women in the office envied the woman who was lucky enough to marry Uchiha Sasuke and become his wife. The men however felt sorry for the poor human being. But the men are proven wrong when they actually meet the "wife".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,222 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Accursed Brothers by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,836 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cloud Cover by SecretSky reviews
Naruto's led a tough life, but with a fresh start at a new school, his natural optimism kicks in. Unfortunately, things are about to get far worse. Pulled into a world of drugs, abuse and crime, he must find a way to make it out alive or die trying. "Remember, Uzumaki," he said to the mirror, "Your real life is with your friends. This...this is just a nightmare." Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,085 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Demon Lacrima by DeathGodSlayer reviews
Hades was unaware that upon entering the small village he would come across the very thing he was looking for, finally he had found a host for that which he had clinged onto for so long. A holder, a wielder for the strongest Demon Lacrima in existence
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,324 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Golden Wolf of Konoha by Corruptmonk reviews
An 8-year old Naruto awoke a never-seen-before bloodline. This story is all about Naruto as he strives to achieve his dream and becomes known as the Golden Wolf of Konoha. Edited Chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Problem by timberwolf v1 reviews
Naruto's got a big problem on his hands! Is it the Akatsuki? Is it Sasuke? Is Ramen extinct? Nope. Naruto wakes up to find that every girl in Konoha is after him. Well every girl except his pink haired teammate that is! Why? Read to find out! R&R. Rating is there for safety purposes as usual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Up Raising Darkness by Brofist-Naruto reviews
naruto joins the akatsuki and the hidden leaf try to get him back. will they fail? or not?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U.
I Only Have Eyes For You by GirlquinndreameR reviews
For most girls, true love is first love. That should be true for Sakura, too... but there is a longing inside her that hasn't stopped NaruSaku .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,441 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Bundle of Joy by Happyyy reviews
Naruto and Sakura are assigned to an unusual mission by Lady Tsunade. Will this unusual mission change how they see each other? Will they discover something about the other person, that they didn't see in them before? Mainly NaruSaku pairing, plus other minor pairings that I like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,722 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,847 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Is This A Dream Or Reality! by scarletlovecharlie reviews
What happens when Luffy saves Nami from a misdirected attack from Ace. Will a certain crew member confess. And what will happens in their secret meeting place. Only I know but you can find out. Just your amazingly beautiful LUNA story.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Pirate Uzumaki by spriterx reviews
Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,085 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
You're Cute When You Scream by Kativa-chan reviews
At 3 Naruto was adopted by the Uchiha's. At 7 Itachi killed them all. Sasuke blames Naruto, treats him as a slave & uses him as a tool for revenge. What happens when Sasuke takes it to far? When Sasuke realizes how much he loves him will it be too late? SasuNaru, others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,386 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Flawed Design by thesheepishchild reviews
Something is wrong with Natsu, Gajeel, and Wendy. Short tempers, violent outbursts, and raging headaches become a regularity for them. Is a participant of the Grand Games hurting them, or does the problem lie within themselves. Spoilers for recent chapter
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,740 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Natsu D., Gajeel R.
Escape by Santoryuu3 reviews
Luffy and the Straw Hats have been captured by Marines! What can they do when separated, weaponless, and surrounded by marines ten-fold? Rated for language. Features LuNa and a hint of ZoRobin. UPDATE: Chapter 11: Completion. Final Chapter. The crew's experience on the revival of their captain, plus the confessions between a captain and his navigator.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,628 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
This Can't be Happening! by Kris Jerel D reviews
Luffy's life is in danger and it is up to Nami and the rest of the Straw Hat crew to save him. Can they save him before it's too late?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,901 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Haunted by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto makes a bet he can spend one night in an old house rumored to have been the site of a massacre... but he doesn't quite make it through to dawn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lucky Charm by EikoDoll reviews
How did Naruto go from being the loser of Konoha High to little miss popular's 'lucky charm? It all started when she realized his KISS had the power to get her an A in history. Now all the girls in school are after him! Curse you Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,739 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friends Don't Drug Friends by singingrain reviews
Sasuke is forced to take care of a sick Naruto and decides the best way to do this is to shove medication down his throat. Drugged madness ensues. Oneshot. Crack. NaruSasuNaru flavoring but not explicit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
white, surge red by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke does a bad thing. Everything changes, Naruto doesn’t care…but then, he’s got a different reason to live, now. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox and the Flower by JDog335 reviews
After chasing Team Hawk for 2 years, Naruto has finally gotten Sauske! And a certain pink haired young woman has been waiting for him...she wants him to be more than a friend... Rated T for a bit of strong language and a little bit of sexualness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,991 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A fox in the hand by wayofthepen reviews
Sequel to 'So who's holding the leash' Naruto is back to normal, knows that Hinata has feelings for him and is beginning to understand what he feels for her. If half the village wasn't opposed to the union of Jinchuuriki to Hyuuga things would be perfect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,993 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,424 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep a Watchful Eye by starlesscity reviews
Naruto gets severely injured saving Sasuke’s life on a mission.He's still in the hospital three weeks after the incident;the only way he’s allowed out is if someone takes care of him.Sasuke is offering himself up for the task,but what's the catch?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,243 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3385 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Swim With Me To The Edge by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Konoha High School's top swimmer, Sasuke Uchiha, stops outcast Naruto Uzumaki from doing something irreversable, and something beautiful comes to life between them. Will it last? AU fic, eventual Sasu/Naru, Neji/Kiba, Kaka/Iru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,014 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheat by xrosepetalsx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the same girlfriend, but it’s imperative Sakura doesn’t find out they know about her cheating ways. What will come of these two’s situation, and there unusual attraction to one another? Sasunaru onesided Sasusaku and Narusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lightened Wings by Mistress-Starfire reviews
Like all of his ancestors, he was caught by Sasuke. Held captive in the Vampire's home, the outside world slowly loses him. Even when he has a chance to escape, will he take it? He may just fall in love with the Vampire, like his past selves...Sasunaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,757 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
THE LOVABLE CHASE by helovestowrite reviews
WELL ITS BASICALLY THE FUN OF THE KUNOICHI WOMEN HUNTING DOWN OUR FAVORITE YELLOW HAIRED BASTARD NARUTO... NARUTOxHAREM AND SOME YAOI DON'T WORRY ITS THE FUNNY YAOI ......NO SASUKE ISN'T GETTING NARUTO SO DON'T ASK... RATINGS MAY CHANGE SO YEAH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U.
To be King by Monkeyface17 reviews
Prince Sasuke never expected to fall in love, least of all with his idiot servant. But as Sasuke and Naruto discover more about their past they ask themselves in a world shrouded in mystery and littered with dirty little secrets is there room to love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,115 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Genderly Challenged by Confession68 reviews
The crew learns to never disrespect a feminist, intentional or otherwise, especially one with a certain ability. And they perhaps learn different lessons of their own. Never piss off a feminist, yo. LuNa. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,747 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The courtship of Naruto Uzumaki by Dragonwannabe reviews
Vampires in Konoha? That's not the only horror Naruto must deal with in between his most important personal mission courting Hinata, the eldest daughter of the proud Hyuga clan. Sequel to: EMDN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,985 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 3,812 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Sickness and In Health by Sparkableeder reviews
Naruto gets sick and Sakura comes along to take care of him. But are they falling in love? fluff COMPLETE, THERE WILL BE A SEQUIL!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Angel by whippasnappa reviews
Sasuke dies in an attempt to get back to Konoha, and is sent back as an angel to protect the one he died for, Naruto. Things go wrong when Sasuke finds Naruto seemingly unaffected by his death. Sasunaru, Yaoi. Don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,740 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ritual of Fire Phoenix Island by Confession68 reviews
COMPLETE It starts with a talk. Then when the crew lands on an island, Nami finds out about a contest and decides to enter for the reward money.However, will her love for money and luxury get them into some trouble?Drama,Adventure:LuffyxNami.Please review
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,192 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Spirit That Remains Strong by CMarie16 reviews
First Book in the Double Trilogy. Sasuke is back, but things are anything but normal. With Naruto in the hospital after an incident retrieving Sasuke, and Sakura dealing with unrealized feelings, what will the outcome be? NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,324 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
I've fallen in love with you, okay? by whippasnappa reviews
Sasuke and Naruto share a heated kiss which Naruto says meant nothing. Everything crashes for Naruto as he finally admits his feelings too late. The blonde finds he's alone until Orochimaru steps in to poison naruto's mind. Sasunaru yaoi! Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,064 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood Stained Hands by LAXgirl reviews
Supposedly killed in an Akatsuki attack, no one knows what to think when Naruto is later found still alive but mentally shattered and dangerously close to losing control over Kyuubi. Can Sasuke save his friend or is Naruto doomed to darkness? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prince by Mistress-Starfire reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was the servant of Princess Haruno Sakura. Now, he serves Uchiha Sasuke, who is perilously Sakura's fiancé. Not only that! Naruto seems to be the one who has stolen his affections! And Naruto has a lot more pressure then you may think. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,884 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
So who's holding the leash? by wayofthepen reviews
Naruto is hit by a nasty jutsu that gives his body foxlike traits, and his mind the intelligence of one. He is trusted to Kiba's team, but Hinata comes to realize a little embarrassment is the least of her worries.NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost Hatred by Snow Tigra reviews
Naruto is given the dream job. He gets to take care of a large fancy house on the lake for his entire winter break with no one else but his boyfriend... and a vengeful ghost or two. SasuNaru, horror, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Naruto & Sugar Don't Mix by TheShamanMaster reviews
[Major OOC] Never mess with a blonde haired ninja when he's hyper. It can be dangerous and hazardous to your health! NaruSaku, with sided NaruTen [COMPLETED!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Voices by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Naruto has a secret...[insanity]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Song from the Body by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
The violin is a beautiful instrument and Naruto had once played it well. But that was years ago, when his friends had been alive and he had been sure of his sanity. [slight insanity]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
He Sees Only Me by KikiKitsune reviews
AU High School SasuNaru! Naruto, a sixteen year old high school boy, finds love but it turns out to be the unreachable Sasuke. Naruto wants to get noticed, but the thing is, he's totally invisible!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,584 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Choose only me by Mistress-Starfire reviews
SASUNARU Rediculed for being half blind, Naruto is still determined to gain Sakura's affection, and this sets him off to famed Doctor Sasuke's doorstep. After the surgery, Sakura realizes how beautiful he is, she takes him back..but...'Choose only me.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 225 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Life by Snow Tigra reviews
Sasuke has found the perfect place to move into the summer before his senior year in college. But there's a name hidden under the wallpaper in the bedroom, and the house isn't exactly his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hitori Ja Nai : Not Alone by Aoikami Sarah reviews
An accident lands Luffy and Nami on a deserted island. Nami has to help her captain deal with an unnexpected issue. LxN PG13 cuteness. PostArubasta.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
Division by Sugahlei reviews
R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
Wings of a Ninja reviews
"So what you're saying is that we're in a world where people live inside of walls, and that you go outside of these walls to kill these freaks called Titans, for the good of mankind? That's pretty messed up." "You think that's weird when you have people sticking to ceilings and giant talking animals popping out of nowhere?" AOT/Naruto crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.