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Author has written 95 stories for Dragon Age, Magical Diary, Harry Potter, Thor, Long Live the Queen, Sherlock, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., X-overs, and Movie X-overs.

I'm here and on AO3 as wendymarlowe and on Twitter as @wendyqualls. Always happy to make new friends :-)

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what happened after by arsekat
Two years after Sherlock's death he returns to Baker street and john. HIS John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Lube Experiment of 2011 by Yesilian reviews
What it says on the tin: In which Sherlock buys twelve different kinds of lube and John has to help test their efficiency. Missing scene from my story The Game Is On that can easily be read separately.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Mycroft est MARIÉ ? by sevmia reviews
TRADUCTION de Wendymarlowe - "Il n'a jamais porté de bague avant. En tout cas je n'en ai jamais vu. Pourquoi est-ce qu'il porte une alliance ?" "C'est son anniversaire de mariage." John s'arrêta net. "Mycroft est marié ?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Mycroft H., Severus S.] Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Code 221b by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock Holmes is well known to the paramedics of London. So when John Watson comes into the picture, it seems like a fantastic solution. Someone would take care of Sherlock and prevent all those problems. Of course, they didn't think about what would happen if John was hurt. (They really should have.) 11 chapters. Written for a prompt. Outsider point of view.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Rule 34 by starlight.moon.princess reviews
There are a lot of odd things that Sherlock has retained in his mind palace. The rules of the internet are just some of them. John is informed of this fact when Sherlock throws another one of his tantrums over Rule 34.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gone With the Sun by dietplainlite reviews
The first time? Implying there would be more times. Let's not think about that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Final Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Sequel to The Arrangements, starts the morning after. Severus and Harry have a new teacher to contend with, and final arrangements to make
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dainty Hands by lezonne reviews
Cedric and Cho share an interesting pre-outing. Written for the Jury of Your Peers Competition (friendship piece), the Gender Swap Boot Camp prompt #11 and the If You Dare Challenge prompt #468.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
Bic McPenlamperson by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: extremely snarky, because I'm not a FSoG fan. Ana wants to go out, Christian says she can't because of Bic McPenlamperson.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., J. Taylor - Complete
Not His Area by dietplainlite reviews
As it turned out, having Sherlock Holmes ask you on a date was one thing. Going on that date was quite another.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Where Storms and Stars Come From by Oratorio reviews
Fenris cannot believe that Marian Hawke is dragging him around the Wounded Coast on the hottest day of the year, looking for a flower... He also cannot believe she would strip to her smalls in front of him and dive into the ocean to cool off. He's sticky and uncomfortable in the heat and would love to join her, except the shame he feels about his body and his markings prevents him.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Unnamed Things by dietplainlite reviews
Sherlock Holmes may have a public persona, but it doesn't mean he can't keep some things private.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
The State of His Knees by dietplainlite reviews
It's half past one in the morning, and Sherlock Holmes is on his knees in Sally Donovan's flat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Finger Painting in the Dark by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock is kidnapped and tortured by Moriarty. The aftermath is horrific, and no one is sure if things could ever go back to normal. WARNINGS: Mentions of torture and violence, rated for such. 18 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Magic's Child by Rachel Scavo reviews
Susan Rose had thought learning magic was change enough, but when a rescue gone sideways makes her the adopted daughter of her teacher, she finds her world changing again. (Divergent plot, based on the Grabiner path.)
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner, Ellen M.
All You Ever Wanted At Just the Wrong Time by dietplainlite reviews
This day, it's like every fantasy she has ever had about him coming true, except thrown into a fun house mirror. Inspired by this lovely fan art by shoreshroot on Tumblr. shoreshroot dot tumblr dot com slash post slash 44751677407 There are two stories following this one, "No. 89" and "Where You Go I Cannot Follow." This fic won Best Hurt/Comfort (K-T) in the 2013 SAMFAs!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Mycroft H. - Complete
A Failure of Defense by Rachel Scavo reviews
Excerpts from the journal of one Hieronymous Grabiner, as he tries, and fails, to protect the hearts of himself and a his student Susan Rose from becoming entangled together. [Grabiner/MC]
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
Magical Diary: A Sleeping Beauty Story by Esmeh reviews
A romantic parody of Sleeping Beauty taking place in the Magical Diary universe! (Lina Grabiner x Hieronymous Grabiner)
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
Texting by Lizzy0305 reviews
John is alone at Baker Street so he texts to Sherlock. Although Sherlock is interrogating someone he answers, not knowing what kind of game John plays with him. Then he finds out. M for language; SLASH; quite detailed; JohnXSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Most Powerful Piece on the Board by Raliena reviews
After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
Divorced by Nerielle Tu reviews
When the magical world grows wary of Professor Grabiner's marriage to a student, the marriage must end for the sake of Iris Academy. But is that really what Hieronymous Grabiner and his young wife, Neela Peya, want? Grabiner/MC
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Amortentia by Paimpont reviews
Harry slips Snape a love potion. So why isn't it working? HP/SS slash, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forty Three Days by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times John Caught Sherlock Cuddling by ZannaBQ reviews
... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 312 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Flatter a Cat by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Severus has had... an accident. Written for the yahoo group SeverusSighs' kink!night. Warnings for Cat!Snape, sweetness and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Time and Time Again by Mottlemoth reviews
Snarry; complete. Spoilers for 7th book! DH compliant... yes, really. It's eleven days since the fall of Voldemort and Harry still can't look away. Rated M for smutty slash. Romance, angst, drama, smut, the lot. Reviews very welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Safe House by thesewarmstars reviews
Set after just OotP. When both their lives are in greater than usual danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple—they’ll just have to get to know each other. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,108 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 410 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Much More by quixotic-hope reviews
Growing up, Harry was told he'd only be good for sex. What happens when Severus wants more? HPSS oneshot, noncon, child abuse, angst, romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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John and Sherlock Get the Giggles reviews
221B ficlet of John and Sherlock being inappropriately giggly. Because Benedict Cumberbatch's giggle is the best.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock and John Go Clubbing reviews
John pinched the bridge of his nose - even for Sherlock, this was a new level of no bloody boundaries. "You want me to go with you to a gay club, wait around twiddling my thumbs while I let you get pawed by a criminal, then out-flirt him and talk you into coming home with me instead?"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/11 - [Sherlock H., John W.] M. Stamford
Out of the Ashes reviews
Despite having been in phone and text contact for years, Mycroft only meets Lestrade face-to-face for the first time at Sherlock's funeral. An initial request for coffee blossoms into something more, until Mycroft has to admit something he'd much rather not acknowledge: he and Gregory Lestrade, together, are inevitable.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,534 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.]
The Double Bluff reviews
It seemed like a brilliant plan. Harry and Clara hate that their relationship is all that anyone wants to gossip about, so John does what any good brother would do: he sets himself up to be a bigger item of gossip instead. Surely by announcing that he's dating the one and only openly-gay boy at their school, he'll draw their classmates' attention away from her and Clara.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Harry W., Clara]
The Human Cipher (The Imitation Game) reviews
Written for the 2015 AO3 Yuletide challenge. Not actually Sherlock, but the closest I could get :-) (Not a crossover either, but "The Imitation Game" doesn't have a category here yet.)
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2 - Complete
Car Talk reviews
"Mike" and "Shirley," the Holmes Brothers, answer on-air questions about cars. With many insults. (Yeah, this was really just a crack idea that kind of got away from me. Mostly because I really really want to listen to this show now. And I don't even like cars.)
Crossover - X-overs & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Exposure reviews
Written for the prompt "I don't care how or why, but I want Mycroft's significant other (whoever that may be) to gag him somehow and then make him go out into public."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2015 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Sherlock Confronts the Elephant in the Room reviews
Sherlock faltered the moment he caught sight of John's cock bulging against the confines of his pants. John's unusually large, no-way-Sherlock-won't-comment cock. Sherlock blinked once, twice, then inhaled slowly and opened his mouth to speak- "I swear," John cut in, "if you say one word about standard deviations from the mean I will punch you, half-dressed or no."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Life Imitating Art reviews
super-short cracky smutty fluffy . . . actually I don't even know what this is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A Cat Called Sherlock reviews
Lestrade adopts a cat. He names it "Sherlock." John isn't entirely sure *what* he's overhearing. (Total crack/fluff story)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
For John reviews
"Mmm - Mendelssohn Lied ohne Worte number seven in E-flat major," John mumbled groggily. "I always loved when you played that one." Sherlock frowned. "Since when have you known what the songs were called?" The question came out a bit more snappish than he had intended, but John just closed his eyes again and shrugged. "Since you died," he said simply.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Discovers 'Three Continents Watson' reviews
When Sherlock learns what John "Three Continents" Watson's army nickname was for, he realizes he's got the perfect opportunity for a first-hand experiment in physical passion from the one person he can actually stand to be touched by. John thinks there might be a bit more to it than that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Trigger reviews
It fell on a Sunday evening. The trigger was, oddly enough, a cigarette. (Sherlock has a panic attack, and John's right there to help him through it. Total fluff for a friend who's had a tough day.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Benefits of Listening reviews
Sherlock is himself while on a case. John sets him straight. (Mostly just a short PWP.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Tea reviews
Fill for a prompt "Write a gen mini-fill about your favorite friendship from the series!" . . . which I seem to have turned into Johnlock anyway. (Sorry not sorry.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Sherlock Never Noticed the Cameras reviews
Sherlock impersonates Benedict Cumberbatch for a case and doesn't understand what's going on. (AKA "I don't even know, you guys; this fic was a result of an AO3 friend visiting London and a rather crack-tastic premise and also the fact that it was midnight and I didn't want to go to bed yet.")
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mission Alpha reviews
Most people's primary impression of John Watson was of a smallish, harmless alpha with bad taste in jumpers. It took a surprising amount of work to keep it that way.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H. - Complete
The Breeding Stand reviews
John loves when Sherlock is brilliant on cases, because it makes everything that much more incredible when he gets to take Sherlock home and take him apart. (AKA "wendymarlowe found a kinkmeme request for Johnlock porn involving a breeding stand.")
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
In Pursuit of a Cleaner Kitchen reviews
"Done! John, don't move. I'll be right back." Sherlock practically ran to his room and slammed the door. Right. John mentally shrugged - whatever Sherlock was up to, it had started with cleaning so he couldn't be entirely opposed. (AKA "Sherlock's pants at declarations, but the kitchen gets cleaned so John doesn't mind.")
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Invents His Own Lube reviews
Sherlock replaces John's usual bottle of lube with a set of homemade variants and a blank data table. For science. He has to monitor the experiment himself, of course. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
5 plus 1 Times Sherlock Let Someone See His Wings reviews
Sherlock could count on one hand the number of times other people had seen his wings. John was the only one of significance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
UMQRA reviews
What if "UMQRA" really did mean something? (221B ficlet)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Trouble With Greg reviews
aka "Why Sherlock Can Never Remember Lestrade's First Name"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock's soldier John Kink is Getting Out of Hand reviews
Sherlock's got a secret kink. And a secret box where he hides his pictures of John in uniform. And a very, very secret crush on his flatmate. (Inspired by kinkajou's amazing NSFW gif of Sherlock wanking over a picture of soldier!John.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/10/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Best Assignment Ever reviews
John is MI6. His assignment is to seduce a tall, posh git named Sherlock. Luckily, this happens to correspond well to John's non-assassination-based skills. (Really just an excuse for kinky porn.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Date reviews
Companion scene for "Dear John." John and "William" meet for their scheduled date. Things do not go well. (Will make more sense if you've read "Dear John" first.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Apology reviews
companion scene for "Dear John." Sherlock shows up at 221B, as requested, ready to either apologize or beg. (Will make more sense if you've read "Dear John" first.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Dear John reviews
With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it turns out to be Sherlock.) Updated in real time!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
5 Platonic Touches Plus 1 Which Wasn't reviews
Five times John touched Sherlock for totally plausible non-romantic reasons, plus one with no plausible deniability whatsoever. (Six 221B ficlets.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Best Seat in the House reviews
AU where John gets a new job bartending at a gay nightclub. He takes the job for the money, but he keeps at it because he loves watching Sherlock dance. Until one night, when Sherlock suggests they make it something rather more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
Greg Gets His Revenge reviews
What does DI Lestrade do when Mycroft Holmes aggravates him? 900 words of kinky shenanigans, that's what.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
One Deduction Too Far reviews
"John, you're gay!" The words erupted without Sherlock realizing he'd said them aloud, until John's sudden glare called his attention to it. (In other words: Sherlock's got no tact whatsoever, John's furious, and the Yarders are about to have some very interesting water cooler conversation.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock Gets Horny When High reviews
Moriarty drugs Sherlock and sends him on home to his I'm-not-gay flatmate. John fends off Sherlock's persistent advances (apparently Sherlock gets horny when high and has a secret thing for John?) and puts him safely to bed. In the aftermath of Sherlock's embarrassing revelations, John comes to terms with the fact that Sherlock's interest isn't entirely unreciprocated . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] J. Moriarty - Complete
Sherlock Cuckolds Himself reviews
"What are we doing here?" John finally asked, admitting defeat. "I didn't even know we had a case on." "We don't," Sherlock admitted from his perch beside him. "You needed sex, so we came to get you some." (AKA Sherlock Picks Up A Hot Date For John, Then Replicates The Evening Himself)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Is a Sex God reviews
"So what you're telling me," John said slowly, "is that you consider yourself a sex god." He couldn't decide whether it sounded completely ludicrous or completely plausible. Sherlock threw his head back against the top sofa cushions and stared at the ceiling in familiar annoyance. "Lust, not sex, John, and I'm just a demigod. As far as I've been able to tell."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hugs reviews
Short fill for a kinkmeme prompt: "Could someone write me some nice, fluffy protective!John cuddling the hell out of a terrified Sherlock?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He Needs You reviews
"Sherlock - you need to go home. Now." "It's-" The truth suddenly hit him. "It's John, isn't it?" "He needs you," Mycroft said quietly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H. - Complete
Sherlock and John Come Out (More Or Less By Accident) reviews
John overhears Mycroft belittling Sherlock's being gay as "just a phase." So he snogs Sherlock in front of his brother, apologizes for insisting they stay in the closet, and pointedly tells Mycroft to run along. Only problem is, John's not gay, and Sherlock's got no experience with any of this. For once, the consulting detective is completely out of his depth.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H. - Complete
Bought and Paid For reviews
D/s AU - John Watson is a sub-for-hire, working off the debt Harry accumulated while he was away. Sherlock Holmes rents his services for the night as an escort to his brother's fancy party (and a thumb of the nose to his brother). John proves to be even more interesting than Sherlock expected, though, just as Sherlock proves to be not as frightening a dominant as John expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,372 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., Irene A. - Complete
A New Severus Snape reviews
During the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort casts a de-aging curse at Harry. Snape gets in the way of the curse, though, which de-ages him seventeen years. Snape is stuck at the age of twenty after Voldemort's defeat. When Hermione and her friends come back to school in the fall to start their seventh year, they're surprised to see Snape is still de-aged and looking for a cure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Sherlock Has an Oral Fixation reviews
Sherlock had an oral fixation - that was the only possible explanation for why he found so many bloody excuses to put things in his mouth. John is not as good at hiding his fascination as he thought.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Has to Wait reviews
John is sick of Sherlock having absolutely no shame about wanking and not even trying to be discreet, so he goads his flatmate into a wager: Sherlock's got to go for two weeks without masturbating. Seeing as John's never seen him manage even two days, it seems like an easy wager to win. (That doesn't mean John won't cheat, though.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Nothing to Mourn reviews
"I was in love with you, once." (Otherwise known as "Sherlock comes back from the dead with a head wound and retrograde amnesia and doesn't remember anything about John Watson.")
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mary M. - Complete
The Silence After reviews
Sherlock may have physically survived his abduction, but in his mind he'll never be whole again. John understands PTSD, understands what Sherlock is going through, and is determined to be patient. Angst, hurt/comfort, and eventual Johnlock as Sherlock tries to rebuild his ability to trust. (Trigger warnings for oblique descriptions of past torture and rape.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,514 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
He's Not Just a Genius, He Also Reads Minds reviews
Sherlock is telepathic, John's a broadcasting empath, and both of them really ought to keep their secrets hidden. Somehow, though, it doesn't work out that way. (First installment in my parapsychology AU, in which several of the main Sherlock cast have psychic powers. I'm intending an assortment of short stories in the same universe, but not necessarily one continuous plot.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Sherlock and the Case of John's Mysterious Eye Color reviews
Sherlock tries to sneak an up-close view of John's eyes, to get an answer once and for all on the subject of "what color are those eyes, anyway?" Mostly-PWP ensues :-)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Shuts It All Out reviews
Sherlock's impossible demands for silence when he's thinking give John an idea: if John can't stop making noises, at least some earplugs can stop Sherlock from hearing them. Sherlock responds well to sensory deprivation, as it turns out - really, surprisingly well. John can't help but take it to the next level . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
John Can't Sleep reviews
Ever since John moved back in to Baker Street, Sherlock has noticed John's nightmares are getting worse. They're about Sherlock's fall, about his apparent suicide, and that means he's responsible. He's got to do what he can to help, even if it involves feelings and talking and all those other things Sherlock usually avoids in the context of "relationships."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Visits a Sex Shop reviews
The danger of having a detective for a flatmate is that he's liable to notice *everything.* Which is why John is less than thrilled when Sherlock comes across him browsing a sex toy shop. As it turns out, Sherlock is indeed able to deduce quite a bit about John's sex life based on what toys he was looking at - so Sherlock buys all the important ones. Surely John will get the hint.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Plays Artist reviews
A fan sends Sherlock a set of nude drawings of John - evidence of his art modeling days in uni. Sherlock seizes the chance to do some comparison sketches. And of course John can't say no. To much of anything, it turns out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Times Sherlock Made People Cry (happy tears) Plus Once When He Did reviews
Fluff written for a LJ prompt: "The five times Sherlock's done something so unexpected and kind, people have cried happy tears and the one time someone has moved him to happy tears."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper - Complete
Sherlock and John Accidentally Negotiate a Scene reviews
John's off-handed threat to tie Sherlock up spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
John Reads Something He Wishes He Hadn't reviews
John accidentally discovers what, exactly, Anthea is writing when she's typing on her phone. It's not texts. And it leaves him unable to look Mycroft in the eye ever again. (Silly little cracky scenario I had floating around in my head and had to get down "on paper.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2014 - John W., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Sherlock Spills the Beans reviews
Sherlock blurts out some private details about John's sexual habits, during a case, in front of Greg and Sally. John is furious that Sherlock would let the Yard assume he had first-hand knowledge of John's behavior in bed, but Sherlock doesn't see what the problem is - he's deduced everything already, so why hide it? Especially when he's got some suggestions of his own . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Eight Pairs Is Really Too Many reviews
Sherlock steals Lestrade's handcuffs again. John thinks that eight times is way too many, and decides to make him give them back. Much crackiness ensues. (Silly little fill for a LJ prompt, asking for Sherlock to be in handcuffs for some non-sexual reason.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock Is All Tied Up reviews
It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
If John Ain't Happy reviews
Asexual!Sherlock can tell that John wants more from their relationship - and if John doesn't get what he wants, he might leave. Obviously the best way to keep John around is for Sherlock to pretend he's just as interested in sex as John is. (Fun little muddle-up of smut and angst, here, and Sherlock being delightfully dense.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Mycroft is MARRIED? reviews
"He's never worn a ring before. At least not that I've seen. Why is he wearing a wedding ring?" "It's his anniversary." John stopped dead. "Mycroft is married?" Silly little crossover drabble I couldn't get out of my head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Severus S., Mycroft H.] Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock In Hiding reviews
John wakes up to discover Sherlock lurking behind his bedroom door. He decides a morning wank - a loud one, mumbling Sherlock's name - might teach his flatmate not to spy on other people in their sleep. As it turns out, though, jerking off about Sherlock is actually a much more appealing idea than he originally thought . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Learns What He Likes reviews
Sherlock is still shaken up by his reaction to Irene Adler and her riding crop and can't figure out why. He drags John to go meet Irene, who is happy to help design an experiment which ultimately involves lots of toys, Sherlock tied naked to a bench, and John cataloging responses on a chart because Sherlock wants to be all scientific about it. It's hard to just observe, though ...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Irene A. - Complete
Sherlock Finds a New Addiction reviews
John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Has No Gag Reflex (and John can't get over it) reviews
John learns that Sherlock has no gag reflex. At all. He tries desperately to ignore the train of thought this revelation leads to, but Sherlock deduces well enough for the both of them. And doesn't mind practical demonstrations. (Warning for a particularly gross crime scene and John vomiting. And Sherlock NOT vomiting, as it so happens.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock, Unavoidably Aroused reviews
Sherlock comes to John for advice: how do you make infatuation for your flatmate go away? John suggests they see whether Sherlock can work it out of his system. Mostly by shagging each other all over the flat. "Not gay" John has a few secrets in his not-gay past, though, which work out to be an advantage . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Sexting reviews
It's been months since John's last got off properly (i.e. not just by himself), and he's more than a little frustrated. Sherlock is out of town on a case, but deduces the reason for John's mood and bluntly offers to help via text. Smutty little lemon with some humor (it's Sherlock, after all!) and delightfully explicit without actually being all that naughty, anatomically speaking.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
One Potion Too Far reviews
Hermione hires Snape to help her create some new potions for her and Ron's business. They don't get along. (Written from a prompt - going to be updating irregularly but frequently. And updating this summary when I come up with something wittier.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ron W.
Sherlock Eats reviews
John is sick of cooking food for Sherlock and Sherlock ignoring it. He turns to the principles of classical conditioning: if he can't make Sherlock get hungry when he smells food, maybe he can make him horny instead . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock, Overwhelmed reviews
BAMF!John gets a chance to show off a bit during a case. Sherlock realized he likes being manhandled just a bit more than he ought to for someone who insists he has no interest in his flatmate. It turns out John specializes in deducing attraction, though, and Sherlock can't keep it a secret forever . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock, Broken reviews
John recognizes the signs - Sherlock goes from flirting to panic attack. Once John gets them home, Sherlock apologizes for how his past experience with rape has left him unable to provide the kind of relationship John obviously wants. Lots of delicious tension and angst lead John to propose an experiment: Sherlock can tie him up and explore his body any way he wants.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
And Sherlock Makes Three reviews
When John finds out Greg has sworn off women following his divorce, he issues Greg Lestrade a drunken invitation to come over and fool around. Sherlock tries to deduce the identity of John's "date." He's wrong. And when he's invited to stick around, he's also intrigued by the possibilities . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Sherlock the Hypnotist reviews
John doesn't believe hypnosis works. Sherlock proves him wrong. (PWP)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Afoot reviews
John steps on a hedgehog. Sherlock has no personal boundaries. They both fall in a river. Sherlock tries his hand at doctoring. And they both indulge in a thorough appreciation of John's feet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Finally Snarry reviews
It's Snape's birthday, and his husband wants to surprise him with something special: he's finally ready to make Snape's favorite-ever kink come true. Snape is reluctant, but Harry goads him into a birthday present he can't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Sherlock Gets Dirty reviews
Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Getting Rid of Skye reviews
Ward propositions Skye for a nefarious purpose. (100% sarcastic little ficlet drabble. DO NOT READ if you ship Ward/Skye - seriously, this is pure snark and you'd probably be offended. I couldn't resist breaking the fourth wall with this, though . . .)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
Sherlock, Locked reviews
John finds a key. Sherlock is very, very eager to get it back. (Sherlock/John, kink, first time.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sherlock the Model reviews
John comes home to find a woman in his flat. Scratch that - he comes home to find Sherlock dressed as a woman. An extremely sexy woman. Who informs him that they have a date scheduled to see an erotic performance artist and possibly catch a blackmailer. Oh, and it will be more convincing if John looks a bit dazed and a bit desperate . . . luckily, Sherlock can help with that . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Severus Snape's Most Embarrassing Day Ever reviews
James Potter's latest prank has Severus Snape in a bind - literally, since Filch left Severus shackled upside-down to the wall in his office. And James's parting gift, an engorgio charm, has Severus seriously hoping nobody sees him. It falls to Lily Evans, Severus's soul-crippling crush, to find him and help him find a way out of his imprisonment - and maybe get a little revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] James P., Argus F. - Complete
In Vita, Veritas(erum) reviews
McGonagall has a bone to pick with Snape - a rather large one, actually. When she finally tracks him down in the potions classroom, he blows her off. But she's found a way to *make* him listen - and she learns more than she bargained for . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
Wizard in the Basement, Witch with the Key reviews
The war is over, and Hermione claims her potions master as a spoil of war - and to save him from Azkaban. He's still a prisoner awaiting trial, though, even if he is bound in the house Hermione, Ron, and Harry share instead of the wizard prison. The Ministry fits him with an anti-magic collar, leaving Hermione to hold the end of his (only somewhat metaphorical) chain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Experiment That Changed Everything reviews
John walks in after work to find Sherlock in a rather compromising position. And Sherlock needs his help - for an "experiment." Right. Luckily, John swears he's not gay . . . (M for content and language.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Gets It Wrong reviews
Snape seeks out a friend-of-a-friend, Sherlock Holmes, for some assistance in tracking down a certain Boy Who Lived. Sherlock's tendency to show off gets himself in trouble, though . . .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Severus S., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Most Useless Gift reviews
Elodie's father, the king, surprises her with a gown for her birthday. Of course, the gift comes with a suggestion - stop being so intelligent and start thinking about your future for once! Except that's what Elodie has been doing . . . (written for the "Elodie receives a gift!" contest)
Long Live the Queen - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Elodie, Joslyn - Complete
Argus Filch's Secret Spy reviews
Someone's spying on Filch, and he'll never guess who. (Short fluff/crack fic I had stuck in my head . . .)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Minerva M., Mrs. Norris - Complete
The Honeymoon Abduction reviews
Grabiner's father takes steps to ensure his son can't ignore his new bride forever - he kidnaps the young Mrs. Grabiner and magically transports the married couple to Revane Cottage for a belated honeymoon. Professor Grabiner is then faced with a dilemma - how can he free his wife from the magical spells that bind her, without giving in to the passions he has tried so hard to hide?
Magical Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
The Writing Lesson reviews
Isabella discovers an excellent way to help Fenris with his writing lessons and re-introduce him to the world of sexuality at the same time. She invites Fenris to direct her through punishing (and pleasing) Anders - all while Anders doesn't know who's watching them. But what will Anders do when he discovers her plot?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Isabela, Anders, Fenris] - Complete
Severus Snape Pays a Social Call reviews
Snape sees something in Harry's mind which needs fixing. He pays a social call to number four, Privet Drive, to show them exactly what he thinks about their child-raising methods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Severus S., Albus D., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Revenge of the Tiny Snapes reviews
Fred and George have a new prank - tiny doppelganger dolls which replicate another person's embarrassing moments. Most of Hogwarts is soon filled with miniature grumbling Snapes. Professor Snape gets his revenge, though . . . (written for the "Jury of your Peers" fanfic challenge on the forums.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Not the Marrying Kind reviews
Hermione tries to save Professor Snape's life - and accidentally ends up with a much bigger commitment than she bargained for! (Most of the story is T rating, but two chapters are rightfully "M." They're well-marked, so please do feel free to read this story even if you're not comfortable with "M" works - those two chapters are easily skippable.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,235 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Sonnet for Olympe reviews
Written 11/27/13 for the "Jury of Your Peers" competition. Hagrid tries his hand at writing a sonnet for Madame Maxime.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Rubeus H., Olympe M. - Complete
Respite reviews
Loki has usurped his father's throne - and his face. But the crown begins to wear heavy when he can never show his own form, even for a moment. Heimdall offers a solution. (Post-Thor 2 world. Based entirely on the movies - I'm sure there may be lots of backstory in the comics I'm missing, but I did this without having read them.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Loki, Heimdall] - Complete
The Year In The Dark reviews
Wrote this because I wondered how that missing chunk of time would have played out . . .
Magical Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner, OC - Complete
Hermione's Letters reviews
Hermione's brilliant plan to annoy Headmistress Umbridge goes awry when she's called on the carpet to explain to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall exactly what she and the Weasley twins have been up to. Mysterious packages have been arriving for the Hogwarts faculty, and nobody outside the DA seems to know what's going on . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Fenris: Comparing Swords reviews
The tension building between Hawke and Fenris finally comes to a head in an alternate imagining of their first admission of feeling for each other. "M" for a little language and implied sexytimes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Hawke (M), Fenris] - Complete
An Unexpected Summer Turn of Events (GrabinerMC romance) reviews
Mary Sue has to return to school over summer break when something goes wrong at home. But she and Professor Grabiner aren't entirely sure what to make of their marriage yet, and things are still awkward. Professor Grabiner goes to find out why Mary hasn't left her room in three days and the two of them come to some conclusions about their relationship. (kissing, no language)
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
Fenris: Making Plans reviews
Hawke is trying on armor again, and Fenris is trying hard not to pay too much attention. But Hawke is the one mage who has managed to get under Fenris's skin - how long can Fenris keep his thoughts to himself? (Rated T for occasional mild language and implied adult themes)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Hawke (M), Fenris] - Complete
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