Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
HI!!!!! EMERALDDARKPHOENIX HERE!!!
LORD OF THE RINGS/HOBBIT
TWILIGHT/NEW MOON/ECLIPSE/BREAKING DAWN
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
Favourite TV Programmes
CSI LAS VEGAS
CSI NEW YORK
NCIS Los Angeles
NCIS New Orleans
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
THE AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON
THOR THE DARK WORLD
IRON MAN 1,2,3
CAPTAIN AMERICA 1,2.
- Black Veil Brides
- Sleeping With Sirens
- Marilyn Manson
- Super Junior
- EXO - M
- EXO- K
- Super Junior M
- Super Junior K.R.Y
- Super Junior T
- Super Junior H
- D&E (Donghae and Eunhyuk)
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favourite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No ...
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
If your against abortion like me post this on your profile.
How to scare your roommate or best friend:
1: Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...
2: While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor and moan.
3: Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you. "Then pretend to faint, When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, i remember!" pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4: Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5: Make a sandwich, Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich, wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwhich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
6: Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back! "as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
7: Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer.
In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans; a truly free elf may he rest in peace!
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, But an awesome werewolf too,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second marauders son, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring in the night sky.
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
If your against child Abuse
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Don't use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or co-workers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friendcalls your parents dad and mom.
Friend:has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.
Friend:asks you to write down your number.
Best friendask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)
Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.
Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book
Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life
Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you
Friend: would ignore this
Best friend: will repost this on their profile
Friend:give you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: takes your umbrella and yells "Run-Beep-Run"
1The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.
The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4 hours a night.
The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying
The girl you just called fat? She's in a coma after ODing on pills. The girl you just called ugly. She had an allergic reaction after spending hours putting make up on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He was abused at home and just commited suiside. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. You know that guy with one arm? he stood up for a friend. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother has died recently. You never know what it’s like until you walk a mile in their shoes. Trust me. I bet you won’t repost this. Only 5% do.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.
number 1-8!on a page Don't look down at the answers or it won't work!!!! 1. What color are your eyes? 2. Do you have long, medium, or short hair? 3. Is your hair blonde, brown, red, or black? 4. Do you want an outside wedding , or one in a church? 5. Would you rather have a dog, cat, or bird? 6. Do you like red roses, or white? 7. What's your favorite color out of silver, blue, or yellow? 8. Pick a number (1-10)
Now Make 2 wishes
Wishes!Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes!Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes!Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes!
Now the Results
Eye Color! green- creative blue- strong brown- active hazel- energetic gray- quiet
Hair Length! long- smart, but act wild medium- Your a CUTIE!! short- fun to be around
Hair Color! blonde- cutie! very fun to be around brown- crazy but people luv ya! red- funny and out-going black- energetic
Wedding Options! outside- very romantic! in a church- traditional
Animal! dog- sporty cat- sensitive bird- loud!
Rose Color! red- sensitive and romantic! white- peaceful, and loving!
Color! silver- popular you act before you think! blue- cutie! you are sweet!
yellow-awesomeyou are very out-going
What ever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you get married.
And it's how many minutes you have to repost this!
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really? I’d put f and u together
Man: Your eyes, they’re amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
Your in-depth results are:
Slytherin - 11
Favourite Harry Potter Characters
- Tom Riddle
- Ron Weasley
- Fred and George Weasley
- Bill and Fleur Weasley
- Severus Snape
- Lucius Malfoy
- Draco Malfoy
- Lord Voldemort
- The Death Eaters
- Remus Lupin
I recently discovered Downton Abbey. I am ashamed to admit it was while watching the finale of the last series on Christmas Day 2015. But without a doubt my favourite characters are Thomas Barrow and The Dowager Countess of Grantham and of course Tom Branson and George Crawley