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"The groom's eyes they burn with desire
For a lover who's waiting
For the love of her life"

The One You'll Find

Shane and Shane


Viewers and Followers and Other People!!!: I will not be updating as much as most of you would like or that I would like. Sage, Mint, Lion, and Rowan will be updated the most out of everything. Why Did I Love You is a side project if you guys are wondering, so that will updating every month or two or maybe week or two. Midnight Roses, this, my lovely fans, is being put on hold. For now.

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Name: Classifed but you can call me whatever I tell you! such as Mindy, Midnight, and or anything you wish. ;3

Age: If I wanted you to know I would tell you.

Likes: I like chocolate (that's a biggy) the color blue, my round red rubber ball Casper, Warriors, Hunger Games, Fanfiction Harry Potter, Dramione :3, apples, pumpkin pie, writing, drawing, arguing (if it's valid, mind you) pizza, my clanmates, (Willowclan, Leaflclan, Nightclan, etc.) NCIS.

Dislikes: My siblings, spankings, people who have horribly bad grammar, my younger sibling who thinks that they are older than me when in fact they are much younger (screw them -.-) I love my family, don't I? Hint sarcasm. Cicadas that fly at my head when I run by and they sound irratated. They sound irratated and when I am crapping myself. (just for a note I didn't actually crap myself that's for two year-olds.) Writingblocks.


Forum Family!

ExplosionsAreFun: Splosion!!!! My first forum sister ever. She loves to talk in bold but that just what I love about her. She is very quirky (in my opinion) and makes me laugh when i'm sad. She knows one of my deepest darkest secrets, the Braum's incident. Ehh. I will add on when I think of more awesome stuff about my lovely forum sister.

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
39. When you get to your floor, push all the buttons and get off.


Warrior Cats fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beakendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

Now swear it on the River Styx!

Quick! Write down your twelve favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!

1. Firestar

2. Cinderheart

3. Blackstar

4. Sandstorm

5. Hawkfrost

6. Bluestar

7. Whitestorm

8. Hollyleaf

9. Lionblaze

10. Mapleshade

11. Stormfur

12. Heathertail

2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Firestorm? I like it

3)Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Cinderstar? Absolutely

4)Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Hawkheart? No I like it

5)What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Firefrost? Uh adventure

6)What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)

Heartstar and Blackhawk? The Heart and Hawk Love

7)Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

The black star, the black cave, the black beasts, which one will defeat all?

8)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Stormheart- a dark gray tabby tom/she-cat with blue eyes

9)What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Blackfire? A really spit-fire type of kitty

10)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

.Hawkfrost and Blackstar? Lol no

11)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 11?

Lionblaze would take Bluestar over Stormfur any day

12)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Firestar and Mapleshade fighting over Whitestorm? No. No. No…..

13)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Cinderheart and Hollyleaf? I’ve seen a few people who would put these two together…

14)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Whitestorm walking in on Hawkfrost and Mapleshade making out? Well he would say “It took long enough” before running out.

15)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Sandstorm would slap Blackstar rather than making out with Hollyleaf

16)Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 6?

Firestar and Bluestar. Most definetly I’ll still have to look it up though

17)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Bluestar and Hollyleaf’s kits? Hehe, well it wouldn’t work but a dark gray tabby tom/she-kit with green eyes and a black tom/she-kit with blue eyes

18)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Sandstorm: Are you happy now?

Whitestorm: Happy about what?

Sandstorm: Dunno, felt like saying it

19)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Blackstar and Bluestar had a fight Hollyleaf would side with Bluestar

20)Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Bluestar/Stormfur no and I bet there is none

21)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Sandstorm. She probably is.

22)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Heathertail/Hollyleaf. Lionblaze would flip out.

23)Do you recall any fics about 9?

A lot actually

24)Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Cinderheart/Bluestar. No.

25)5/9 or 5/10?

5/10

Hawkfrost/Mapleshade

27)Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Blackstar was either really high or Mapleshade posioned him...

28)Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?

Holly/Fire? Um heck no?

29) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic

Whitestorm/Heathertail. Heathertail seeks guidance from a Starclan cat about Lionblaze and love instead of WindClan cat she gets Whitestorm who knows the most about that kind of stuff... Title: Hidden Grievances

30)What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

"I HATE YOU TIGERSTAR!

31)If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

It's Too Late to Apologize

32)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Firestar/Bluestar/Heathertail

I'm seriously high right now. Don't read because there is going to be a major threesome ahead and I am out of mind. So don't be the idiot to read that.

33)What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Mapleshade to use on Cinderheart...?

MS: You see it was the same for me!

CH: What?

MS:Your love hitting it off with someone else.

CH: Who is Lionblaze hitting it off with?

MS: Heathertail, you didn't hear? They were going at it in the-

CH: I do not need to know that.

34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Firestar and Hollyleaf are in a happy relationship (them again?) until Hawkfrost runs off with Lionblaze. (Way to go three-timer!) After Holyleaf dumps Firestar for Heathertail (good god, Lionblaze don't flip out!), Bluestar gets upset and retaliates by dating Heathertail (Wow Heathertail is a four-timer Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, Breezepelt, and Bluestar) Alone and broken-hearted, Firestar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Firestar meets up with Sandstorm (his love!) and Whitestorm (two normal cats praise StarClan!). The three loners meet Mapleshade, who tells each of them to look for love. (Holy Shit!) Sandstorm gets Blackstar (kill me) Whitestorm gets Stormfur (all of them. Off their rocker.) but now Firestar is now stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Bluestar (dumped Heathertail now did we?) and Cinderheart. (Then again where is Lionblaze?)

35)What would be a good title for this?

Don't Read. Ever. If you do I will be forever scarred with flames and reviews.

36)What would the genre(s) be?

Comedy/Romance/Angst

37)The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

I'm on a date with Firestar? Yay! Though I would only like to talk.

1. Firestar

2. Cinderheart

3. Blackstar

4. Sandstorm

5. Hawkfrost

6. Bluestar

7. Whitestorm

8. Hollyleaf

9. Lionblaze

10. Mapleshade

1) 2 and 3 are about to get married, what's your reaction?

Cinderheart/Blackstar? You know what screw the cussing what the hell?

2) 9 admits he likes you

Lionblaze... I like you too! '

3) 6 and 5 go on a date, but then 9 crashes it. Who should 5 go with, 6 or 9??

Bluestar and Hawkfrost are on a date but Lionblaze crashes it. Hawkfrost, dare I say it, but Bluestar.

4) 1 and 7 are having a fight over you. Who would you pick?

Firestar and Whitestorm. Um Firestar. I love him better.

5) 8 invited 4 to a dinner party.

Well Sandstorm is her grandmother only seems nice...

6) 10 and 9 get in a fight. Who would win?

Lionblaze he can be defeated!

7) 3 goes on a date with 8 behind 2's back. Who do you tell, 2 or 1?

Blackstar goes on a date with Hollyleaf behind Cinderheart's back. (You're fricking married!) Um I'd tell Firestar... He can kill Blackstar.

8) 4 admits he's a woman

Sandstorm is already a woman unless she was guy the whole time...

9) 5 punches 8 in the face. Why is this?

Hawkfrost punches Hollyleaf in the face. Why? Because Hollyleaf is an idiot.

10) 4 ate all of 1's candy without 1 knowing. Would you tell 1?

Sandstorm ate all of Firestar's candy without him knowing. No I would not because she is his mate.

11) 5 stole 7's hat so he can add to his collection of stuff he stole from 7. What is your reaction?

Hawkfrost stole Whitestorm's hate so he can add to his collection of stuff he stole from Whitestorm. Hawkfrost you sneaky bastard.

12) You found 9 and 5 making out. What do you do?

Lionblaze... Hawkfrost..

Me:Lionblaze.. I thought you liked me...

LB: I can explain?

Me: Like hell you can! *punches in the face*

HF: If it makes you feel better I like you...

13)1 and 3 are hiding something from 2. What is it?

Firestar and Blackstar are hiding something from Blackstar's wife, Cinderheart. They are hiding that they are actually secret lovers and are hiding it from Sandstorm too.

14) You go on a roller coaster ride with 6, 7, and 1. What is everyone's reaction?

Surprised I actually got my rear up there.

1. Firestar

2. Cinderheart

3. Blackstar

4. Sandstorm

5. Hawkfrost

6. Bluestar

7. Whitestorm

8. Hollyleaf

9. Lionblaze

10. Mapleshade

1) Would 7 and 5 make a good couple?

Whitestorm and Hawkfrost. What the hell again?

2) Would you name a cat (first name of 2 and last name of 10)?

Cindershade. Pretty cool

3) Would you ever date 4?(If you're the same gender, be friends with 4?)

Hell yeah. I love Sandstorm (as a friend)

4) Would you write a story of 6/2?

No

5) Would 5 claw 8?

Hawkfrost claw Hollyleaf. Yes for disobeying during one their- opps went to far.

6) What would the names and descriptions be of kits from 5/1?

Hawk/Fire... What the f*?


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59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"


You know the drill:

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass.

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you.

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming.

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you.

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again.

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours.

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong.

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!!

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

Couples I support:

Draco/Hermione

Percy/Annabeth

Sandstorm/Firestar

Tigerstar/Sandstorm

Ron/Pansy

Harry/Ginny

Katniss/Peeta

Jason/Piper

Finnick/Katniss

Crowfeather/Feathertail

Leafpool/Hawkfrost

Hollyleaf/Fallen Leaves

Cinderheart/Lionblaze

Blaise/Ginny

Couples I don't support:

Lionblaze/Icecloud

Crowfeather/Leafpool

Firestar/Spottedleaf

Sandstorm/Scrouge

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione

Katniss/Gale

Pansy/Draco

Ginny/Draco

Annabeth/Jason

DIVERGENT

Favorite Faction- Dauntless

Why?- They are so carefree and they live like there's no tomorrow. Like Tris said, they are free. Honestly, I can't believe that the Dauntless aren't chosen more often. Shouldn't everyone want to be a carefree reckless person?

Favorite Character- Uriah. Surprised? Yes, Uriah's my favorite.

Why?- Did you read the books? Did you even read what he had to go through? No. His best friend and love of his life were murdered by factionless. He was strong and brave and if he was real probably really hot. Then Tobias had to ruin him and kill him on accident. Geez.

Least Favorite Faction- Erudite.

Why?- Does this really need an explanation? I know not all of them were bad but that thirst for knowledge will turn it into a thirst for power.

Least Favorite Character - Marcus Eaton

Why?- He's a sick bastard, that's why. He was abusive and saw things that benefited him instead of the group people. I'm surprised he was fit for Abnegation. He's too self absorbed to see beyond his own nose.

Character I Relate to- Tris. I am everything that she is. My physical appearance is even almost identical to her book character. She was Abnegation without even knowing it. She was selfless but selfish at the same time. I'm often like this wanting things but risking my life for others. She was brave. So am I. Sometimes. She was smart and thought like Erudite would. Planning things, thinking tactically. I do that often.

Faction I Want- Dauntless

Factions That The Booklet Gave Me- Dauntless, Erudite. I am Divergent. ;)

HARRY POTTER

Favorite House- Slytherin.

Why?- Draco Malfoy and they're badass.

Favorite Character- Hermione Granger.

Why?- She's great at spells and knows what she's talking about. She doesn't let anything stand in her way and she can so just about anything.

Least Favorite House- Hufflepuff.

Why?- They're big softies. Why else? Oh and Edward came from there ugh.

Least Favorite Character- Ronald Weasley.

Why?- He was a pain in the ass! He didn't help much and he always hurt Hermione. I have no idea why she went crawling back to that son of a beach whale when Draco was waiting with open arms.

Character I Relate to- Hermione. As I said with Tris, we are exactly alike. Not physically but mentally and emotionally. We both aren't afraid to back down and we hardly lose control.

HUNGER GAMES

Favorite District- 12

Why?- The district with probably the least things. They knew what they were doing and made do with what they had. They were tough and I love them for it.

Favorite Character- Another shocker. Finnick.

Why?- BECAUSE! That's why. Jk, he was doing things for a girl he loved and died trying. I just love Finnick. It's hard to explain.

Least Favorite District- 2

Why?- Self-absorbed sons of -. Oh wait, sorry. They are arrogant and so freaking full of themselves it's not even funny.

Least Favorite Character- Gale.

Why?- One more shocker. He just gets in the way of everything! It's just like, really, Gale? Get your head out of the clouds and face the facts. Katniss loves Peeta. End of story.

Character I Relate to- Peeta. Everybody just underestimated him and I understand how he feels. He's trying to save Katniss's life and she's just rejecting him. He's so committed to her.

NCIS

Favorite Character- Tony. Duh.

Why?- He's badass? Lol, he may look like a player and a jerk but he can be a badass agent and can kick some Mafia butt if he had to. He's also super good looking.

Least Favorite Character- Um... This question can unanswered right? No? Vance then.

Why?- He's just so bossy but he lost his wife so...

Character I Relate to- McGee. Because I'm always the odd one that always seems to fit in. I'm good with electronics too and I'm a geek. I relate to Ziva a lot. She's the only woman on the team but somehow she still shows everybody up. Gibbs, he's lost people yet he soldiers on through like a good man. Tony, God, Tony just wants to have fun. So I relate to all other them I guess.

PERCY JACKSON

Favorite god- Athena

Why?- She is the goddess of wisdom. Who wouldn't want that?

Favorite Character- Percy

Why?- Not so shocking? He's just the best out of my favorites next to Annabeth and Nico.

Least favorite god- Zeus.

Why?- He's the leader of the gods or whatever and he's so high and mighty and full of himself. Just like district 2. So sure that they're going to win everything. Wrong.

Least Favorite Character- Kronos.

Why?- His thirst for power was too much. He would've been awesome had he been less like a tyrant.

Character I Relate to- Hmm... This is hard. Nico I guess, he's just so vulnerable and scared sometimes but then he gets stronger and becomes powerful. I like him.

Parent I Want- Apollo

Parent I Might Get- (didn't take the test)

WARRIORS

Favorite Clan- ShadowClan.

Why?- Everybody treats them like they're some kind of dark evil force. That just don't see what's behind the dark curtain. ShadowClan is just a normal Clan like everyone else.

Favorite Character- Crap... Sandstorm I'd have to say.

Why?- She's awesome. Even when Fireheart rejected her at first she still pushed through until she got to him.

Least Favorite Clan- WindClan.

Why?- They're all skin and bones and are stuck up snobs. Look at Breezepelt and Heathertail. I mean some maybe good but...

Least Favorite Character- Darkstripe.

Why?- He's just too... Desperate. I guess. He wanted to be on a side so bad that he almost murdered Fernpaw to leave instead of waltzing right out and joining Tigerstar. He was so desperate and disgusting. I hate him.

Character I Most Relate to- Sandstorm, duh. She is confident and strong, not wavering for a second on her decisions.

Clan I Want- ShadowClan

Clan I Would Probably be in- RiverClam.

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I Hate You, I Really Do by GrangerGirl222 reviews
"You can't just barge into my flat unannounced, and besides, how do you know where I live?" I spluttered after a few seconds of hatefully staring on both our parts. He gave me a strained smile and tapped his nose. "My secret, darling, and don't you mean our flat? What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. This is what happens when people get married." Dramione, post-war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ours Is the Night by Craft Rose reviews
After several soundless moments, her hand drifted down to her side, and he sucked in a quick breath. Their eyes were glued to one another as if daring the other to look away, but neither did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Enlivened by the Future by CelticPagan-3 reviews
Hermione and Draco have graduated Hogwarts and are ready to step out into the real world, together. Juggling their separate careers, their joint business ventures and their personal lives will be exciting and fun. But with a few bumps in the road along the way, will they maintain the Happily ever After they thought they were getting? Sequel to Tainted by the Past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,120 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,025 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 4,338 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Between the Shelves by cleotheo reviews
Fred and George's new listening device causes a stir when they reveal it to a portion of the Order and play back some conversations they've picked up. Fun, light hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/18 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Change Of Heart by krissh reviews
Draco stepped forward as though to attack again, but someone grabbed him from behind. He spun quickly, eager to drag someone else into the fight, but saw that it was Harry. "Enough, mate!" Harry said urgently, seeing the astonished looks they were getting from the crowd. Draco exhaled deeply and took a final look at Ron, who was staggering to his feet once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,354 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Neville L.]
First Thursdays by hogsmeadeshoneyduchess reviews
Draco and Hermione have a standing hang out on the first Thursday of every month. In the midst of all this time together, what will happen when they develop more than friendly feelings for each other? Can they overcome the odds stacked against them? Please take heed of the rating - this story earns its MA. Language and sexual content ahead! Turns out Hermione has a dirty mouth!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Whovian Authors by scarletphlame reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom. OVER A MILLION VIEWS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 255 - Words: 25,745 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/24/2013
Just Right by RZZMG reviews
Sometimes you have to follow the wrong path a ways to find the one that's just right for you. Harry learns this lesson the hard way, after nearly losing his best friend, Ron, over his denial of his sexual leanings. A coming out and growing up story. Ron Weasley x Harry Potter. Romance/Drama/Angst. HPRare-Cliche Fest 2015 entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Amongst the Angels (There Is Only Love) by RZZMG reviews
How is it possible for the devil of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy, to fall for its angel, Hermione Granger? Perhaps it has more to do with biological instinct than supernatural fate... Veela!Draco x Hermione. Remix of Meg x Castiel (from the "Supernatural" fandom). 2014 Dramione-Remix Fest entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1 - Hermione G., Draco M., Meg, Castiel - Complete
Relationship Status: Pending by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
When Warriors Get Facebook by Redstorm of Scar Pack reviews
Let's log onto Facebook and see what the Warrior cats are saying.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Firestar, Tigerstar
Back in Life by Night of StarClan reviews
Sequel to Back to Life...The reborn StarClan finally finished their apprenticeships, but new danger already waits ahead. And will revealing their secret to others do more harm then good. And what in the world is StarClan up to now?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Firestar, Sandstorm] Bluestar, OC
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4589 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 5,730 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Kissing Game by Cafe Blue reviews
Draco is challenged by his housemate, Theodore Nott, to a game where he must place a blindfold over his eyes and determine the identity of each of the seven girls selected to kiss him. But, will one of them succeed in turning the game around on him? Will his heart be swayed by a forbidden, secret kiss in the dark? Let the games begin! [One-shot/Draco's POV.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Misunderstood by cleotheo reviews
Eavesdropping isn't the most reliable of ways to discover what's going on in your friend's life, as Harry and Ron discover while paying a visit to the head dorms. Fun, light-hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/5 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
A ferocious storm forces Dumbledore to shut Hogwarts for the Christmas holidays. However, in their haste to leave the Professors end up leaving a small handful of students behind. How will three Gryffindors and three Slytherins cope with spending Christmas at Hogwarts? Fun, festive story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Journal of Dreams by StrongHermione reviews
Hermione has been given a new journal in which she writes steamy, historical fantasies. Fantasies starring a certain blond wizard of the Slytherin persuasion. Little does she know her Journal of Dreams is exactly that, and what she writes, the participants dream of - explicitly. Rated M; EWE?; Eighth Year; AU; DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,463 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Alpha-Bites by cleotheo reviews
Twenty six snapshots of Draco and Hermione's relationship. Each little snapshot corresponds to a letter of the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Island by cleotheo reviews
The opening of a new wizarding island brings all sorts of dramas to those attending the opening weekend. For Hermione and Draco the weekend brings them into contact with their old friends, while for Harry and Blaise the weekend is all about keeping secrets from being exposed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Letters to My Mudblood by DeyniraMalfoy reviews
The seventh year Gryffindors get hold of Draco Malfoy's diary during potions one day. And why is it that only Hermione Granger can see what is written in it? OneShot DMHG implied HGRW R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nights at Malfoy Manor by Freya Ishtar reviews
When Hermione is forced to seek shelter in the last place anyone would look, she finds herself drawn to Draco & becomes the unwitting muse behind a habit Lucius won't admit to having. Matters become only more complicated when she's forced to question her friendship with Harry. Just when hiding from a serial killer targeting Muggle-borns was her biggest concern. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,602 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M. - Complete
Jilted by cleotheo reviews
Dumped on her wedding day, Hermione decides to head off on honeymoon to escape the inevitable gossip that she knows will come. While on holiday she encounters Draco and the pair embark on a passion filled affair. Is their romance just a holiday fling or will it continue once they have to return to their normal lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,896 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12162 - Favs: 12,974 - Follows: 10,516 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things to look for in Mr Perfect by mysterymoon reviews
Hermione's father gives her a list of things she must look for in her The One. AU Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
FanFriction by scarletphlame reviews
A drunken Ten, Rose, and Jack write fanfiction on Google Docs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Back to Life by Night of StarClan reviews
Somewhere in the future of ThunderClan 10 kits are born on one day. What's so special about them? Those kits remember a past that has been long since forgotten. Parings warning: FireXSand, GreyXSilver,...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,985 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Firestar, Bluestar, Sandstorm - Complete
Blocked by scarletphlame reviews
Ever wondered what the characters do when us writers get hit by a block?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Tempest by RZZMG reviews
She waits for him to come back home, praying it's the weather that's kept him out all night... Fic inspired by the song "The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks. Cormac McLaggen x Pansy Parkinson. Drama/Angst. 2013 Interhouse Fest entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Pansy P., Cormac M. - Complete
A Flappy Timelord by 2-Hearted-Human reviews
Rose finds the Doctor playing a game, he has become addicted and can't seem to control his anger.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Oblique by mybrokenvow reviews
A violent kiss was all he felt before the coldness submerged him. Opening his eyes, Draco knew two things as he stared at the white ceiling: One, he was never drinking again, and two, he needed to rid Granger off his subconscious once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just Paw-sitively Purr-fect by OogieBoogie reviews
During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whispering Stars by Bump the Scyther-Goat Toaster reviews
When Rafaela decides regular life isn't for her and runs away, she inadvertently ventures into the "wrong side of the tracks". No one is brave enough to go there, a gang or cult of some sort lurks there, making it their territory. However, what Rafaela finds is... RedClan. Now she must decide if her future lies with them, or if she made the right choice.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012
Tainted by the Past by CelticPagan-3 reviews
The Golden Trio have saved the Wizarding World & lived to tell the tale. What will they do with a future they never thought they'd get? The boys escape their last childhood restraints, Hermione finishes her education & tries find a way to escape the future her parents have planned. She develops an unlikely friendship with Draco Malfoy who returns to Hogwarts to escape his own past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,280 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How I Met Your Father by Moonbeam141 reviews
Sandstorm tells the kits how she met Firestar. One-shot, and takes place between "Firestar's Quest" and "Midnight".
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Firestar, Sandstorm - Complete
Challenge Me by captainwiley reviews
Draco Malfoy challenges Hermione into playing a childish game of 'Who Can Kick the Hardest' Now, Draco is learning that by challenging Hermione, he might just get something more than what he bargained for (which was not necessarily a bad thing). DramioneLove Fic & Art Fest Week 2 Submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5370 - Favs: 9,171 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Footnote by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Instead of obsessing, she merely read through some files neatly stacked on a far corner of her desk, trying to forget that pleased smile playing about Draco Malfoy's lips as he pocketed that fertility potion. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 223 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though. A dragon's love is forever. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/HOT SHAGGING. Draco x Hermione. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
By The Duckpond by Rizzle reviews
Draco and Hermione enjoy a quiet interlude and some big news is relayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Began With A Muggle Contraption by Emerald-Kisses reviews
It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Malfoy, you're a teacher's pet, that's why you're with me. Since I'm the teacher," she kissed his throat, "will you be my pet and...earn your grades?" Draco/Hermione PWP not a oneshot as originally stated , rated for a reason. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Revenge of the MuggleBorn by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy's stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body. Sequel to Morning Shower. ONESHOT! Part two of HG/DM Sexcapades Trilogy. Rate M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione drinks something that wasn't intended for her. Draco finds a very pleasant surprise in the Heads' Common Room. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione. Do not read if offended by lemony goodness aka: SEX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Full Set by Tierfal reviews
Mirrors can be quite enlightening. A oneshot Dramione. Rated cautiously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forced Relationship by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
Draco and Hermione were forcedly engaged but keep it a secret...a transfer from Durmstrang who has his sight on Hermione...Lucius apparantly dead...PostHBP.Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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An Eye for an Eye reviews
A challenge for Nightclan to earn my rank. Review if you would like more! Fangheart and Fernsky have a little encounter... One-shot. I have redone it. Check Chapter 2
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Killed By a Traitor reviews
A one-shot Volestep is banished for something he didn't do. Updated. Second chapter is the redone version.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Warriors Play Party Games reviews
Our lovely warriors are transformed into humans! They are given knowledge (by the great and mighty Rock) and now know how to play some pretty nice party games that breaks peoples or should I say cats' hearts and new feelings arise. Cats learn things that they never knew about each other and one might just get his eyesight back. Rated T for language and kissing.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Firestar, Tigerstar
Jealousy is Key reviews
Breezeleap and Hawkfang have mixed feelings about each other and their apparent mates. A walk together might just change that.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - OC - Complete
Broken Hearts reviews
Hayden, the son of Reese and Shadow, the leaders of small RV Park, is supposedly the heir of this huge place but when he falls in love with a cat from the lower status and she has his kits and his life is spun upside down. And to make matters worse he is not even fully high status and Shadow is determined to kill Hayden's mate and ruin his life like Reese did his.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013
Reminscing reviews
Yellowfang has a chance meeting Brokenstar but is it just a chance meeting. Tigerstar, who is watching, has a chance meeting himself, but this time it's with someone he loves.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Brokenstar, Tigerstar - Complete
The Fallen Warrior reviews
Creek-kit's mother is killed when giving birth to him and his siblings. Their father, Vinestep, is furious and blames two of his kits. Creek-kit and Breezekit. He punishes them with brutal training sessions as they become apprentices and when their leader, Flamestar finds out, Vinestep is banished and is never heard from again, but mysterious deaths are popping up and so follow...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013
It's Complicated reviews
Breezepaw is having a very hard time determining whether or not she hates of likes Hawkpaw.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Trusting the Untrustworthy reviews
Breezeleap is convinced that Hawkfang wants to be friends with Otterfall again but Otterfall doesn't want to agree until Breezeleap convinces her to hear him out. When she finally agrees Breezeleap has to have a little with talk Hawkfang afterwards.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
Friends Forever reviews
Reedstripe and Brightsun are two warriors who are friends. Friends after a chance fall from Brightsun and a chance save from Reedstripe.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
Sage, Mint, Lion, and Rowan reviews
Sagekit, a kit in Shadowclan, is put in a prophecy. Three others in it too. None of them know yet. 'Earth, Water, Fire, and Air, one from all, they travel far to the place where the moon touches. What drives them together is a plague of darkness. Will they succeeded or fall'
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013
Why Did I Love You? reviews
Point of View from different pairings in the warriors series. I'll take suggestions!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013
Midnight Roses- A story of hatred and love reviews
"Four will come out Six. Two, opposites of each other, will fall for each other, but one will be blamed for something they didn't do and Two will be separated and one will save the clan from doom." The prophecy was delivered on the night when two aggravated teenagers argue over a book. These two will fall into the place with two fighting clans and find themselves stuck in love.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013
Innocent Eyes reviews
One-shot. What happens when Cherrykit catches Dustpaw doing something he shouldn't be doing?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
Found reviews
Another one-shot. XD I have a lot of them today don't I? Anyways, Hailshade and Blizzardpelt find something in forest..
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/3/2013
Time flies reviews
Another one-shot. Time Flies When You Are Having Fun.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Lost reviews
A one-shot. It's really crappy. So if you want to read horrible stuff please contiune.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Hollyleaf, Fallen Leaves, Darkstripe, Sol - Complete