Salem Saori
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Joined 11-02-03, id: 480471, Profile Updated: 05-11-11
Author has written 9 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Nip/Tuck, Robert Langdon series, Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno, From Dusk Till Dawn, and Legend of Zelda.

11/05/2011

UPDATE

Hey there. I keep getting notifications so suppose someone will read this. It's been a long time since I last uploaded, but I haven't dropped writing. I will no longer publish at this account. My writing has changed, and although I wrote these fanfics on a former "phase", I still respect them too much to end up looking back and wanting to re-write/tweek things. So yeah, if you like what you see, look up my current account: SaintCynical.

AVISO

Hay! Como aún recibo comentarios y favoritos supongo que esto no está fuera de lugar. Hace mucho tiempo que no publico, paré de escribir un tiempo y he estado más centrada en historias originales. Pero he vuelto y a partir de ahora publicaré en la cuenta SaintCynical. Aún respeto estas historias, pero primero, el material antiguo no se corresponde con mi estilo actual (y paso de retocarlas), y segundo me parece que el nuevo estaría fuera de lugar. No borraré esta cuenta.

Una nota específica respecto a Los Días Perdidos (Resident Evil): parece más muerta que la música disco, pero pensé en esta historia de principio a fin con giros e incluso personajes que aún no han sido introducidos, y realmente, me gustaría hacer justicia alguna vez a todo ese tiempo y energía empleados. Quizás haga una excepción con ella a la norma de no actualizar (y no esperéis que se corresponda con las, ejem, "revelaciones" de RE5). Pero mis otros proyectos, originales y no, son prioritarios.

25/05

Buy the ticket. Take the ride.

English

I'm S. Oneshots to do with my latest loves of the week will be uploaded in English. I'm always planning epic things, but I'm also very volatile and lazy, and chances are the half of things that I write in my head won't ever be actually typed down, so I won't say anything about them yet. I’m deep like that.

Stars in the Dope Show is just a short shortie about the Gecko brothers. As mundane as it gets for a pair of top-wanted spree killers.

Psychedelic is still my favourite out of all the fanfics I have posted here. Non-Doctor Merril Bobolit of Nip/Tuck fame indulges in some anaesthetics and chopping up corpses. It’s that kind of drug-induced short and sweet. Looking back it’s pretty amazing that I have written that.

Through the Brittle Air It reads like it was actually written on crack, which is why I like it. Also, somebody once described the Poe dealer as "like the Grim Reaper as a trashman". Two words: DO WANT.

Wary is a Pan’s Labyrinth fanfic. Mercedes’ musings about Vidal. Pre-movie, and not that deep to begin with, but I really love both of them, so I hope I came up with something nice (I haven't read it back yet).

The Tenth Clone Was my first fic I think. Ages, ages and OCs.

Also don’t let my terrible sense of humour make you go wtf, it’s safe to say I’m more scared of you than you are of me.


Spanish

Os quiero.

Los Días Perdidos… como una pandilla de espías lesbianas, científicos psicóticos, BOWs megalómanos, fanáticos religiosos, guardias de seguridad con gusto por la violencia y aspirantes a estrellas del pop peleándose por la última taza de café del mundo.

nota: Resident Evil es mi veneno adictivo y nada de lo que nadie haga o diga podrá impedir que este proyecto llegue a su final. Algún día, quizás, cuando acabe el instituto, y la carrera, y pueda dedicarme a mis um planes de jubilación. Mientras tanto, seguid en vilo. Un nuevo capítulo está haciéndose camino como una gran rata blanca por el metafórico laberinto de mi verbosidad mental.

Scars es la excepción a la norma de “Salem escribe mal”. Si tuviera que quedarme con uno de mis fics subidos aquí, sería este. Puro, simple y oscuro, centrado en Silas, me limito a decir lo que todos están pensando. Y obsesionarme con ello y ponerme a reír como la colegiala idiota que soy cada vez que alguien lo menciona. Lo único que no les perdonaré nunca es que no asesinen prostitutas y se las coman como en Sin Cit— ehh, sí. Id a leerlo, porque mola.

nota: No me gusta el Código DaVinci, no me gustan su autor y a su fórmula de best-seller seguro que no se molesta siquiera en pasar sus datos por el Google, no me gustan las hordas de fans de los personajes planos y a su guión fácil y ridículo, no me gusta su película gloriosamente aburrida, sus actores vendidos a Hollywood, los idiotas que reivindican su “creatividad” y “poder narrativo” y aún más a los que creen que les hace mejores haberlo leído antes de que fuera otro incomprensible éxito mundial porque están más desesperados aún que el "autor" por conseguir atención y ser considerados algo aunque sea patético. No me gusta el Código DaVinci ni nada de lo que tiene que ver con él, y me juré a mí misma que bajo ninguna excusa escribiría nunca sobre algo tan ofensivamente pretencioso.

…bien, aquí está. Supongo que eso dice mucho sobre mí. Oh, y The Taste of Blood es la cotinuación.

fuera de ff.net:
Mucho.

Y con eso y una pregunta filosófica como “¿En qué se diferencia un Porsche de una pila de bebés muertos?”, me despido.

~SalemSaori

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The Same Poisoned Tree by vegetables reviews
Even with moral nihilism, choosing sides is not always easy. - Steve, Sherry, Wesker, Claire.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,346 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Claire R., Steve B., A. Wesker, Sherry B. - Complete
Destiny: My Fate by Alexander - Godslayer reviews
La realidad se retuerce... y la fantasía se convierte en una pesadilla de la cual no es posible despertar. Viviendo un infierno... la búsqueda de la suprema verdad es iniciada... en la oscuridad mas profunda...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - Spanish - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,912 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005
Living Like A Disaster by Hello Captain and Shakahnna reviews
Possibly... no, definitely the best..no, the greatest Resident Evil fanfiction... no, infact it's better than canon...ever written. We are wonderful.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 172,208 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
That Day by Alexander - Godslayer reviews
It had been love at first sight… it just took her a very long time to realize it…
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Bonnie R., Kim P. - Complete
Lunch Break by Selena reviews
Hiro introduces Nathan to waffles. Missing scene from Godsend. Fluff with some angst.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hiro N., Nathan P. - Complete
On the Fly by Fantastic Pants reviews
Flying Man meets Teleporter Guy. Wild monkey sex ensues. [NathanHiro]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hiro N., Nathan P. - Complete
Minotaur by Raihu reviews
the faun x Moanna: Like flowers in hell.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
There Were Mornings by W.H. Woolhat reviews
A month after Kelvin's death, Desmond starts to lose touch with reality. Short oneshot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Desmond - Complete
The Remington 1871 Target Pistol by PlayerPiano reviews
A day in the life of a young Victoria.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Victoria E. - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
The Worst Scenario Ever by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
With New York and SpiderMan at peace, Peter Parker can finally start his new life as an aspiring mural artist. But not all of his friends share the newly found happiness and a mysterious photograph threatens to shatter the spider's paradise.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006
Because we found the rubber band by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
The aftermath of his actions has left Dr. Otto Octavius alias Doc Ock a broken man. But when reflecting on his past mistakes will he find that certain mechanical devices might actually add a whole new layer to his misery? Yes. Yes, he will.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Pink and Brown by bitterfig reviews
Mr. Pink and Mr. Brown the day before the robbery. Mr. Pink POV. Slash gone horribly awry.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Ante Mortem by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
Two people, trapped in the hell of their past. One is as good as dead, the other on the way to her demise. But what if they had met? Could two so wrong make it right for each other? [oneshot, Angela & Eddie]
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Haunting Ground by Abigail Black reviews
The sole survivor of a tragic car crash, 18 year old Fiona Belli has awoken a prisoner in a castle kept by the sinister Riccardo and chased into exhaustion by the gardener, Debilitas.
Haunting Ground - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006
Awakening by Spooky Jessy reviews
Just a little oneshot introspective piece about Zep, John's POV. Not slash. Rated T just to be safe :
Saw - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Wedding Night by PlayerPiano reviews
It's Victor and Victoria's first night as a married couple...And they're both nervous enough to faint. Completed.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
The Villainy You Teach Me by CarnavalNoir reviews
The story of Zep Hindle and his interesting friend.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
Because Cloud is Intelligent! by Secera Crystalfire reviews
The war for control of the fanfiction has begun, and...everyone gets locked in the kitchen? Contents: One round pinkish moogle, bubblegum, and lots and lots of randomness! Read and Review... (Ch. 9 now up!)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003
Zack's Diary by Farenheights reviews
YAOI WARNING! ZACK AND SEPHIROTH PAIRING! Cloud finds Zack's diary and discovers secrets that he never should have seen. However, will these discoveries lead to something more sinister? Chapters edited and corrected.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,490 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Love Always by Elendraug reviews
Remus loves Sirius' mind, soul, and body. (Slash. Sirius Remus.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Paper Bag Ballet by for tomorrow reviews
(PG-13 for death issues and swearing) a monologue - one character speaks about Lester's death. a short little rant about life...and death.
American Beauty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/4/2001
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Through the Brittle Air reviews
Selling a ghost and a turn... for the expected, really. Link x Poe dealer. Oneshot. Total crack.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Link - Complete
Stars in the Dope Show reviews
Seth and Richie are leaving.
From Dusk Till Dawn - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Los Días Perdidos reviews
Todo lo que se necesita y no necesita saber sobre los años de Ada Wong como espía en la mansión de Arklay. Llega el capítulo 10 con asesinatos en serie, tráfico humano, enfermedad mental, y al menos dos cigarrillos por capítulo. Yuri eventual.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - Spanish - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,115 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 6/30/2005
The Taste of Blood reviews
Aringarosa recuerda. [Oneshot, postCDV, slash poco sutil]
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Wary reviews
They don't really know about their differences, less so what they have in common. Neither of them really wants to. Short oneshot, Mercedes & Vidal, no romance.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Scars reviews
Sólo un momento robado más. [Oneshot, preCDV, muy centrado en Silas.]
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Psychedelic reviews
Noticing the lack of fanfics about minor or villanous characters, here's my look into the complex, if crazy events towards the end of episode 2x13. Rated T for language, violence, and heavy drugs use.
Nip/Tuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Miserere Mei reviews
There’s still one detail which results in a bother, at the very least. Her very own feelings, curse whoever invented them, standing right there and now beside her in the shape of the man who once led her to believe she ‘loved’ him. VincentClaudia Oneshot
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
The Tenth Clone reviews
A former Shin-Ra employee reflects on how she discovered the truth about her, and those who she believed to be her friends. {One-shot, mild language and slightly graphic violence}
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete