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Joined 06-22-13, id: 4805551, Profile Updated: 04-26-14
Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

My name's Dan.

I liek Sanic adn Mess Afekt.

I like Mass Effect and Sonic on FF, but have a varied game library where Rockstar games get preferential treatment. I'm a bit of a movie buff (or relatively, at least), and you'll find my favourite movies are Heat, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill (I'm also partial to Space Jam and the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory). If you have a problem, I probably can't solve it. If you have a story, I probably can read it.

If you're an aspiring fan-fiction author and you're writing Mass Effect, I'd suggest coming to Aria's afterlife:
As one of the largest Mass Effect forums, they have a lot of experienced members who can really help improve your writing and give you some great ideas.

Why did I join here? I guess it was the fiction.

Or the, ah... I don't know, that thing; those authors - you see them in the forums.

I wanted stop... from being inarticulate, you know? Be expressive for once. A writer.

So, I joined up, started writing, and thought I'd make stories like all the other guys. My 'fics ? They'd be like the ones on the front page; we'd sit down and read 'em all...

But-- well, you know how it is.

Geez, this needs an update. Everything from above still stands; AA is still a great place full of amazing, talented people and I still like Sonic and ME. L.A. Confidential is now my all-time favourite film though, and I highly regard Wolf of Wall Street. The GTA spoof thing still stands as a testament to why I joined up, and I'm happy with how it came out. I should probably note that I'm always available for beta even though I'm working on some stuff.

That said, I hope you have a great day!

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Memoirs: The Illium Years by Sharrukin reviews
After Shepard is killed, Liara is left alone. She knows the galaxy is in danger, but what can one former archaeologist do against the threat of the Reapers? Maybe nothing, but Shepard's lover has learned not to give up too easily. Science fiction, adventure, intrigue, and a dash of romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 250,559 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M)] - Complete
Vita ex Machina by JanusTheTraveler reviews
Legion had no idea what it was getting itself into when it agreed to join Shepard's team. A series of one-shots detailing its gradual development from machine into teammate, crew member, and friend.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Legion
Pulp Fanfiction by bluekrishna reviews
(W)Written for a contest. Asked to do a movie/ME crossover fic and I picked PULP FIIIIIIIICTION! I had to swoop in to snap it up quickly. This was the good kind of swooping, not the bad. This is a very AU ME-verse and will be almost scene exact to the movie with changes to make it flow with the characters we all know and love. Will diverge more from the movie script as time goeson
Crossover - Pulp Fiction & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,822 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
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Watch your life reviews
For Sonic the Hedgehog, the job is done. It's been done for years. But when there's nothing left for you, the world's moved on and you star in B-list games of your old adventures, exaggerated to impossible lengths, what can you do? You spend your days in a rut, seeing the good times flash past your eyes - you sit at home and watch your life.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Same Suit, Different Day reviews
In the year 2178, a newly-minted Garrus Vakarian working for Citadel Security expects he is in for a boring and menial paper-pushing job. But as he climbs the ranks from burglary to homicide and beyond, uncovering secrets unimaginable to the general populace, he realises you shouldn't fear what is behind closed doors as much as who is.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Garrus V.
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