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Author has written 7 stories for Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Webkinz.

My favorite book is the Kane Chronicles series. My favorite character is Bast.I have written 4 fanfictions :( 3 of them based off of the Kane Cronicals 2 based off of Percy Jackson and the Olympians.My favorite fanfictions are:

1. Ask Me Anything You Like

2. Through the Eyes of An Insane Man

3. Sadie is a Smart Mouth

My favorite authors are:

1. Mentalasylumpatient13 (Author of, Ask Me Anything You Like and Through the Eyes of an Insane Man.)

2. QueenOfStalkers (Author of, Sadie is A Smart Mouth.)

My Fanfictions:

1. Silence

2. Time to Talk

3. What if? (oneshot)

4. Lilly Jackson

5. Lilly Jackson: The Sea of Monsters

6. Why the Hades Would He Think That?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111,MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox,physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy, HungerGamesMaxRide, CodeDigital, GirlwithNothingBettertoDo, NewKindofCinderella

People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go to far, you're world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when your down, they always forget you're name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down, they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. paste him into your profile!
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PLEASE post the following things and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!

Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak


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Random Incidents of the Twenty-First Nome by bandcrazy01 reviews
Just a collection of silly happenings. First three in Amos' point of view.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Bast, Amos K., Felix, Walt S.
Through the eyes of an Insane Man by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
Why, why do I fight her? Because. Becasue why? She needs you, like you need her. Oh... Apophis thinks on his golden eyed punisher as he spends time locked down with her. Apophis and Bast, first time with this couple. Rated T, because of potential hintations of stuff in here. Update!: 4 chapters in total. Chapter 4 will be a conclusion chapter.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bast, Apophis
Ask me anything you like by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
The gods and Kane's have consented to answering the questions the fellow fans have to ask them. But they can only be characters in the books, understand? Good. So , start asking!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,761 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/11/2011
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown by Pilko95 reviews
What if Manny and Sid missed the humans at Glacier Pass? This is my re-write of the reunion scene in Ice Age and of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown if Roshan/Pinky had still been with the herd.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Manny, Sid, Diego, Ellie
Hangovers and Homesickness by PatientPoet reviews
Dionysus x OC. Rating may change for later chapters. A very old friend comes back to find her best friend miserable and (according to the kids at camp) a bit of an ass. What happens when you mix the god of madness with the goddess of adventure? One way to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Dionysus
Creative Genius Session by bratmin reviews
In which Leo teases, tickles and generally annoys Nico into fits of giggles and pillow fights. (Drabble)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Leo V., Nico A. - Complete
The Quadruplets of Isis by akizarulez reviews
This is a story about Isis having Quads with a human and she hides them from her whole family. The Gods. When her son finds out what do you think will happen to this happy mother of four?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Isis, Horus
Paranormal, Kane style! by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
Your favorite godly characters watch paranormal activity, but don't think it scary. Can Sadie, Carter, And a Friend fix that?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sadie K., Carter K.
Ra's Weasel Cookie by Sophia Angelia reviews
Because we all want to know what a weasel cookie is. Setting is after Throne of Fire. I decided to write this purely out of fun, so please enjoy and tell me if I'm coincidentally copying anyone.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bast, Horus, Ra - Complete
Easy by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"It would be easy to say that Dionysus hated the Camp and the half-bloods within it. Terribly wrong, but still easy." One-Shot, Dionysus Centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Dionysus - Complete
Hermes' Letter Swap by Athyna DaughterofPosiedon reviews
Hermes mixes up some letters. The result is unpleasant, to say the least. Based off of Truth or Dare Olympus Style, but it's not necessary to have read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Hermes, Athena - Complete
ATHENA'S STORY by BarrelRacer13 reviews
a story about Poseidon and Athena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
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Lilly Jackson: The Sea of Monsters reviews
I took two pebbles out of my pocket. One turned into a four foot long Stygian iron sword and the other into a Stygian iron shield. "I am not going to fight a mortal. Again." Zeus said. I sighed. "Of course you would run from me. I assumed as much. You run from everything. Typhon, Kronos, angry chickens..." I never got a chance to finish. "Alright!" He snapped.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/23/2014
Sophie Meet Sparky reviews
A new girl Sophie has arrived in Kinzville. She loves to explore and go on dangerous adventures. Will Sparky fall for her? You'll have to read to find out! All credits to webkinz. Hope you enjoy!
Webkinz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2014
Time to Talk reviews
All the gods are in a room together.What happens when they start to talk about their most ironic and embarassing moments? Along with a few of their biggest secrets! The anwser: a lot will be uncovered! Please make suggestions and reviews! Suggestions will be used if appropriate.Rick Riordan owns this. Sorry for any spelling errors, I'm a awful speller.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Osiris, Nephthys, Bast, Horus
Why the Hades would he think that?
Lilly Jackson still doesn't know that her father is being blamed for stealing the lightning bolt. So, Zeus called Lilly down to Olympus to tell her. Lilly wonders why in the Hades he would think that? How will she react? Read to find out. If you like this read my story Lilly Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Athena, OC, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Lilly Jackson reviews
"I am here to challenge Zeus." I said loud enough for everyone to hear. The place fell silent. Then the gods cracked up laughing except for two. The one I was certain was Hermes pointed towards the one in the middle.I charged and stabbed his foot. I'm only six years old, yet here I am. Sequal is called, Lilly Jackson: The Sea of Monsters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Grover, Percy J., Sally J., OC - Complete
Silence reviews
What will happen when a new magician shows up at the 21st nome? She dosn't talk at all. What secret could this girl be hiding? Is it serious or is she over thinking it? Everyone is worried about they really know this girl?All questions to be answered. This is my first fanfiction.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Carter K. - Complete
What If? reviews
What if Horus had been Hathor's boyfriend instead of them being married? When he wants to propose to Hathor will he turn to Carter for advice? Horus might be OOC but if you were in Horus's position wouldn't you be too? This is my first one-shot! I hope you like it!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Horus, Carter K. - Complete