Mudblood Conspiracy
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Joined 06-22-13, id: 4806979, Profile Updated: 07-19-14

Hi, I'm Mudblood Conspiracy, which is obviously my real name, and did you know that there is literally a word for throwing someone out the window? It's "defenestrate." It's my new favourite word.

I like un-psychotic things in such a psychotic way that they seem psychotic to other non-psychotic people. Though I'm not psychotic. Some of the aforementioned totally un-psychotic things include Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devices, Sherlock, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, The Hunger Games, Teen Wolf, Divergent, The Fault in Our Stars, Teen Wolf and Percy Jackson. I should really stop using the word "psychotic."

I'm really just an introvert who stays in her bedroom reading and watching TV and listening to MCR and Paramore and wasting all her time on Tumblr, yo. I also like to use "yo" ironically.

Follow me on Tumblr, pretty please? I'm a good reblogger. I reblog lots of good stuff.

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A Tale Of Two by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
TMI/TID crossover. After yet another set of failed relationships, Clary and her flatmate Tessa have just about had enough of men. Determined not to be let down again, they make a pact to stay single and spend Valentine's together instead. At least, that's the plan. Unfortunately, their new neighbours - the Herondale boys - have plans of their own... AH/AU Complete
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,319 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Hate by iLoveMeSomeCaptainAmerica reviews
Clary is trying to forget, but how can she when her past is coming to get her? After she loses her best friends, her life begins to fall apart. With no one else, Jace, the boy she can't stand, is the only one who can pick up the pieces. . . Everyone could see that they hated each other, but what they couldn't see was that they loved each other more than anything in the world.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,919 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Either Way by bellissimaanima reviews
"I'm sorry," I tell him, barely getting the words out. I'm sorry because I did this to him. Because I would do anything to change this. "You'll come back," I verify against his chest, my voice fragile. "Promise me you'll come back," I demand. Peeta stares at me for a second, the hopelessness still tattooed across his features. "I'll try," he says. Catching Fire AU
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,371 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete