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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Chronicles of Narnia, and Avengers.

Name - Not tellin ya

Age - ???

Gender - female

Hey y'all, thanks for stopping by. I'm Lana (my penname duh).

I live in Malaysia - the land where all things made of ice melt. It's sunny all year round and it will be a miracle if I do not get a fever at least once a month.

My favourite books are Harry Potter(it's awesome), Percy Jackson and The Olympians, The Chronicles of Narnia and The Lord of the Rings. Technically, they're all awesome.

I currently have only written fourteen fics(scroll down and check it out).

I'm a Christian but I have nothing against slash pairings.

Aaaaand, I LIKE………………………….APPLESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that's a little about me, thanks for reading. :)

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't.

Stories I have written:

1) Dear writers of Harry Potter fanfics

2) Guinea pigs for a week (completed)

3) Dear Hades

4) Gondolin (completed)

5) Reality (completed)

6) I see fire I see death (completed)

7) The Fading of the Evenstar (completed)

8) Dís's Woes (completed)

9) Lucy is valiant not gentle (completed)

10) Honey, Feathers and Revenge (completed)

11) Thor's random food adventure (completed)

12) PJO Facebook Profiles

13) HP Facebook Profiles

14) APPLES (completed)

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Morgoth's Notebook by Arandil reviews
Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2023 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
Echoes of Shattered Glass by Epilachna reviews
Maglor answers the summons of the Valar, but is forgiveness possible for the remaining son of Fëanor? Can Elrond and his loved ones live with the choices they've made? Fourth Age with First Age flashbacks.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,246 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/9/2021 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Elrond, Maedhros, Maglor, Erestor - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
A Fresh Bouquet by Tsume Yuki reviews
Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,567 - Reviews: 3012 - Favs: 7,608 - Follows: 7,420 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Regulus B., OC] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Realignment by Failed to De-anon reviews
Even after victory on the Trident, Robert Baratheon is still full of hatred towards Rhaegar Targaryen. He decides to take an entirely different approach to revenge. That is just the beginning. Warning: AU Story, possible o.o.c.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,943 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/11/2020 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Robert B., Elia M.
The Princess of the Flameborn by OverTheLuna reviews
In desperate mourning of her husband's death, Daenerys Targaryen stepped into the flames of his funeral pyre, thus causing the birth of the dragons. Little did she know that the fire had woken the other child that lay in her stomach, and that the child would surpass all expectations of the Seven Kingdoms. This is the tale of Vorsannys Targaryen, the princess of the Flameborn.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,851 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Daenerys T./Dany
Dear Fanfiction Writers by Silverlight10243 reviews
A collection of drabbles, letters and rants from our favorite (or least favorite) characters of Westeros, on the matter of... fanfiction. Accepting ideas!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 3/3/2014
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 5046 - Favs: 16,427 - Follows: 16,711 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Metal to a Smith by Girlbird reviews
Thrown together in a match made out of necessity and convenience and duty, Lothiriel of Dol Amroth and the Horse Lord marry. Eomer, affected too deeply from a life of loss, tries to close his heart. But love can flourish in the hearts of even the most unwilling...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,826 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eomer, Lothíriel, Faramir, Eowyn
Ancient Languages by Imlosiel reviews
A woman trapped in an unfamiliar land struggles to find her way home. But where is home? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,309 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Glorfindel, OC - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author. [warning: immensely slow updates due to author busy-ness and an obvious lack of humor-inspiration]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 132 - Words: 15,358 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Elflings At Large by ThurinRanger reviews
Laurel's life was normal, until she received six plush elves in the mail! Find out how she and her best friend survive this massive change as they are suddenly charged with taking care of six elflings, not all of them easy kids, and their lives are changed forever, for the better of for the worse. A belated B-day present for my friend NirCele! DISCL:I OWN NOTHING YOU RECOGNIZE
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Celegorm, Fingon, Glorfindel, Maedhros
House of the Golden Flower by Reno of the Troika reviews
AU LOTR Glorfindel of the House of the Golden Flower. An elf whose history is wrought with mystery. As the tenth companion to the Fellowship of the Ring, he may yet bring a different twist to this adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Boromir, Glorfindel
On This Night by Lady FoxFire reviews
On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 11,632 - Follows: 8,095 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Friendship, Love, Twists and Turns by princess-katie reviews
What if Lily Evans had never existed? What would have become of James Potter? James finds that his long term friendship with Sirius Black's twin sister might not be as simple as he always thought, but would she ever feel the same way, and would it even work? James/OC. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,101 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 1/30/2013 - James P., OC - Complete
Ancestress by dreamflower02 reviews
It was long rumored that one of the Tooks had taken a Fairy Wife far back in the mists of hobbit-history. On Tol Eressea, Bilbo and Frodo learn the truth about that rumor. The Prologue sets up the scenario; each following chapter will be 300 words exactly. (MEFA 2009 Award Category: Genres: Romance: Incomplete - Second Place) WIP (Ch.70: The Burglar Steals Away-hankie warning!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 25,118 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
And Insanity Reigns by Elf from Downunder reviews
Elf's teenage years take an interesting turn when she turns 14. Farewell school, parties, cute boys on the football team and shopping sprees, and welcome to a world where you are constantly in charge of the lives of four dysfunctional Elves! Look on the bright side, they're cute (but far from being football players). Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration and beta read by Crackers!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,388 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Maglor, Curufin, Celegorm, Turgon
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 9,596 - Follows: 5,254 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
If Wishes Were Orcs by misto713 reviews
When Erdi wished for a strong, proud warrior to be her husband, she never expected him to be so... green. Maybe she should have been more specific? Now two young souls will have to learn that one should never bargain with Daedra who have a sense of humor. M!Orc!OC/Erdi (maid at the Blue Palace)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,604 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Nord, Orsimer] Elisif, Erikur - Complete
wrong boy who lived poem by withintemptation1992 reviews
poem about a wrong boy who lived fanfiction
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
Fall of Ecthelion by Custos de Fabulas reviews
A poem about the fall of Ecthelion, lord of the fountain.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Ecthelion, Gothmog - Complete
Nightly Comfort by attheturnofthetide reviews
Problem: Elros and Elrond can't sleep. Solution: Time to wake up Maglor and Maedhros. But where do the nightmares fit in? Alternating between Maglor and Maedhros's points of view.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 6,053 - Follows: 2,046 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
MC Insanity Meets MiddleEarth by The Epic Elven Twins reviews
What happens when a group of girls finds themselves mysteriously in the story of their collective dreams? Lots and LOTS of insane confusion! And a little bit of love, cause we're cool like that. Book 1 in the Insane Summers Duet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,285 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Aragorn, Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Brothers by AzureSkye23 reviews
Melkor has managed to capture his brother, and his retribution will be without mercy. But Manwë asks a surprising question, forcing Melkor evaluate some of his ideas he had thought set. AU
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Manwë, Morgoth - Complete
Outside the Story by Bookluver1999 reviews
*Sequel to 'Inside the Story'* Joanne and everyone go back for their fifth year at Hogwarts. The twins have left to start their joke shop and Fred and Annie are growing apart because they don't see each other much. However, everything changes when Joanne is transported back to her own time. Joanne goes to future Hogwarts but why is it nothing like she remembers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,047 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - OC - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 7,840 - Follows: 2,648 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Coffee Shop Zone of Inhibition by elvenwanderer reviews
"This was the point, admittedly very late in the process, that I first thought any of this was odd or in the least bit sketchy." First person OFC point of view of meeting a mysterious man at a coffee shop in which many questions are raised.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,647 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Maglor, OC
The girl who followed the king by Cuchulain-Setanta reviews
Few know that Middle-Earth is on the brink of war, those who do are gathering in secret to discuss the fate of the world. A girl who knows nothing, except what has been told to her, will join the Fellowship. Some things will be changed whether for good or ill remains to be seen...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 72,943 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 11,336 - Follows: 7,445 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Celestia Academy by LaDySaMaEl reviews
Harry was invited to attend Celestia Academy as well as given sanctuary away from Dumbledore's manipulative hands. How will his destiny and the destiny of many change with this new road in his life. Evil Dumbledore and Molly Ron Ginny bashing; Good Tom Riddle. Warning: slight SLASH! Note: appearances of various anime characters are in this fanfic. Revisions halted for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 114,611 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Darcy is Done! by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy is the all-around gofer for these people, and she's sick and tired of not getting thanked. She is going on strike. (Make sure you read the author's note on chapter 1!) NOTE - Correction made to Phil's chapter...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 188 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Darcy L. - Complete
The Most Arduous Hunt for a Royal Consort by Ripki reviews
After a slight misunderstanding, Queen Snow has three months to find a suitable royal consort. Cue in lurid suitors, maddening counselors, infernal wedding preparations and one missing huntsman.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman, Duke Hammond - Complete
Foot Fungus by Mordretta Pevensie reviews
She has foot fungus, three toes, an aversion to exercise and an awful lot of walking to do... A parody of those Tenth-Walker-Mary-Sue fics. Huzzah for chubby hobbits!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - OC
Bright and Terrible by ncfan reviews
It is a place of peace. It is a place of blood.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Galadriel - Complete
Daughter of Feanor by Rogercat reviews
What if the House of Feanor did not just have their seven sons? What if they had a daughter as well? This is the tale of Hari Feanoriell, the daughter of Feanor and the sister to his seven sons...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Fëanor
Where the Apple Falls by Foegerfeax reviews
Maeglin finds himself becoming more and more like his father.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Maeglin, Idril C., Turgon, Eöl - Complete
An Ideal Marriage by ncfan
She's getting married in the morning. The idea still hasn't fully sunk in.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Anairë, Fingolfin - Complete
Celebrated For Their Frankness by Hyacinth Judy reviews
Lady Catherine is known for speaking her mind, even when no one asked her to. What happens when she puts her nose on someone's business one time too many? Maybe it's time for her to taste her own medicine. One-shot, slight what if? and Missing Moment.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Lady Catherine - Complete
Reaching across time by Miia Swann reviews
The smartest witch of her age is thrown back twenty years in time only to study and fight alongside the infamous Marauders and their friends. Add the sudden existence of a carelessly handsome Marauder's love life to the mix and the wizarding world's history simply cannot remain the same. [Sirius Black X Hermione Granger ] - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 237,380 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Ella by Princess Of Flames reviews
Ella likes books. Tyson likes Ella as much as Peanut butter. He writes her a letter
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Tyson, Ella - Complete
You Belong With Me, Harry by OsnapitzAriana reviews
Kisah seorang Ginny Weasley yang menyukai Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Indonesian - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Olympian Awards by Princess Of Flames reviews
Its been a few months since the Second Giant War, the young demigods were singing around the campfire when they are surrounded to by a silver light and teleported somewhere sees along with the other Olympians. why? It's the Olympian Awards that's why! Come all! Cast your votes! Let's see where this all goes. *CHALLENGE FOR ALL AT THE END OF CHAPTER 5*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hermes, Apollo - Complete
Counsel from Elrond by pinkie-piebeard reviews
A bunch of drabbles on Elrond having a "Dear someone" column.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Elrond
The Baby Girl by TolkienGeek1 reviews
Fili's POV when meeting his little sister, Brynn. Short but sweet! I hope. ;) One shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Fíli, OC - Complete
Santa's Fëanorian Elves by fantasychica37 reviews
Mandos comes up with an interesting probation for the Fëanorians... part of 12 Days of Christmas. Google "Whomp It" to find out what it is. (For the record, Santa exists in an alternate universe.)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Amras, Celebrimbor, Fëanor, Námo - Complete
Be Good and Be Warned by mangacrack reviews
Instead of Morgoth, they released Míriel. It's only sightly less tragical.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Finwë, Elu T., Míriel - Complete
to that faraway sky by ncfan reviews
The moment Irissë learns to walk, she's running, up and out of the front door, onto the lawn, and out of the gate into the streets.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Fingolfin, Aredhel, Anairë - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas, First Age Version! by fantasychica37 reviews
Written for the 12 Days of Christmas (leading up to Christmas because of my schedule)- I'M ALL CAUGHT UP AFTER SKIPPING SATURDAY, GUYS! Next up is a fic in LOTR (unless I put in too many Silm references)- and it will NOT BE A SONGFIC! I finally have time to write more!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Durin, Fëanor, Fingon, Túrin - Complete
My Revenge on the Internet, or, Fëanor Learns the Spirit of Christmas by fantasychica37 reviews
Written for 12 Days of Christmas, after I wrote a brilliant piece that got deleted twice and needed to vent my anger, so I called Fëanor to help! (But it's still Christmas-themed, I swear!) Next fic up in either Silmarillion or LOTR!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Fëanor, OC - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas, Middle-earth version! by fantasychica37 reviews
Second in the 12 Days of Christmas series (should have been up yesterday!), preceded by "All I Want for Yuletide" in the Silmarillion fandom. Next up (also today so I catch up- hopefully) will be in the Silmarillion- the Elves get their turn to get gifts for 12 days!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
All I Want for Yuletide by fantasychica37 reviews
Fëanor will tell you his greatest Yuletide wish- in song, for the Greatest of the Noldor is skilled at everything! Written for my 12 Days of Christmas- 12 days leading up to Christmas, because I'll be busy during Christmas! Update: Forgot to add Quantumphysica wrote the middle verse with the head on a spit! Next up in LOTR fandom!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Fëanor, Míriel
Medication by Quantumphysica reviews
It all comes down to cake and kindness in the end, doesn't it? Or, how the end of the world really began. Beware... it won't be what you expect. A gift-fic for CrackinAndProudOfIt, follows "Involuntary Admission" but can be read separately.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Morgoth, Nienna - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Untold Affairs by ncfan reviews
They understood each other. That was all.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Indis, Finwë] Míriel, Fëanor - Complete
Bitter Rejection by juliasejanus reviews
AU from the Halloween of 1981. Voldemort protects Lily Potter and she survives. Her choices, however leave her son to grow up bitter, unhappy and abused. He reaches adulthood and rejects the the world that already rejected him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,972 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Grey Curtain by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
"I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me. It must often be so... when things are in danger, someone has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them." (Part of the Autumn Intervention.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Frodo B. - Complete
October by filimeala reviews
Amoniel, handmaiden to Lady Celebrian, has lost her brother. As her grief begins to consume her Celebrian works hard to give Amoniel something worth living for. With the guidance of Lord Elrond, the Lord and Lady of Rivendell bring together two people who never thought they would find love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Erestor
The Trial by Emmalie19 reviews
An alternate look at the trial in the fifth book. When Harry stands up for himself and what could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 254 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Nylons and Lipstick by Shabby Abby reviews
Susan adjusts to being back in England. Hers siblings disapprove of her methods. The Problem of Susan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
Instead of mistreating Harry Potter, the Dursleys learned about something they taught him to see as a reason to be afraid of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Just a Pretty Face by find me at blodreina reviews
When she turned away, she became no more than just another pretty face.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by SmartieBlondie reviews
Poseidon and Athena are arguing again and Poseidon just won't shut up! So Athena used the last card. One-Shot Pothena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Athena, Poseidon] Percy J. - Complete
Trouble by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Left to Linger by ncfan reviews
Thingol's ban on Quenya: Thingol's reasoning behind it, and Melian's take on the consequences.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Elu T., Melian, Galadriel, Lúthien T. - Complete
Christmas Memories by sein Henker reviews
Lucy can't quite remember her own mother...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Golden Crown by CJJJones reviews
Set twenty five years after the events of 'The Silver Chair' Rilian's son King Rilian II is on the throne when two children appear from England with a quest from Aslan. An adventure set on the seas, mountains and castles of Narnia, Archenland and the islands Rilian, Victoria and Henry fight to discover someone worthy of 'The Golden Crown.' Please review first Narnia story.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Rilian - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Not Normal Circumstances by IndilwenAranionell reviews
A genius, a joker, an optimist and a chatterbox are dropped into Middle Earth, however for two of them, it was against their will and as they struggle to find their way back home the other pair decide to make the most of their luck and have fun. But the future for these girls is a lot more complex than they would like to think. A war is coming and Middle Earth has to be ready.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,149 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Aragorn, Glorfindel, Legolas
A Life More Ordinary by nursie91 reviews
"Two escapees that the ministry would love to catch, kidnapping Harry Potter and hiding away out of sight. That, Moony, is the perfect way for us to raise Prongslet!" Sirius and Remus, running from the wizarding world, kidnap Harry and raise him in a house filled with love. How will this effect the Boy-who-Lived. How will their actions change the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,798 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., Harry P.
Fake It by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
post GoF pre OotP. Harry, still reeling from Cedric's death, reading about being called a delusional attention seeker and knowing everyone'd denial about Voldemort's return decides that the only way he'll survive this is if he fakes his death and leaves Britain. How will this affect the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wherever Love May Lead Us by princessmysterion83 reviews
Elladan needs advice, so he goes to Erestor...but when Erestor needs advice, who will he go to?..Co-Written with CrackinAndProudOfIt...Non Slash...Elladan/OC, Erestor/OC...COMPLETED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,156 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Erestor, Elrohir - Complete
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Losing Control by JackPotr reviews
Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 6,431 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Megan J. - Complete
Making Moves by Not So Simple reviews
Elia Martell and Jon Snow have an unexpected conversation when Jon goes to visit King's Landing before he heads to the wall and takes the black. Failed!Rebellion AU and R L J
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Elia M., Jon S. - Complete
The Envelope by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Curufin, Eöl, Maedhros, OC - Complete
A More Preferable Ending to Skyrim by EpicQuest reviews
While I enjoyed Skyrim, I found the overall story and endings somewhat lacking in the direction I wanted to go with my character. So here's MY TAKE on how the game should have ended!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013
The Dragon Returns: Game of Thrones by Snafu the Great reviews
Thought to have died 17 years earlier, Rhaegar Targaryen and his family has returned to Westeros to take back the Iron Throne and to settle old scores with the Usurper and the Lion. The game of thrones has now changed drastically now that the Dragon has returned from exile.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,391 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Aegon T., Rhaegar T., Talisa M. - Complete
Blind Sight by SevvyGirl reviews
It's a Severus Snape love story...well, much more than that. Danielle's parents are killed by Death Eaters and she is sent to an orphanage over the summer by Dumbledore. She is hexed by another boy, but Dumbledore can't come get her out of the orphanage, so he asks the one he trusts, Severus Snape, to go get her and keep her for a little while at Spinner's End. Time: 1983-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Severus S., OC] Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
It Was A Silly Game by Theban-Rune reviews
"Why don't you love mother and brother and I anymore, papa?" [AU fic]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Rhaegar T., Rhaenys T. - Complete
Back on tracks by AnadoraBlack reviews
Elyn is a LOTR nerd. Not a HP one. No, that's her sister. So, why on Earth did she receive a letter on the First of September saying she was going to Hogwarts? And why on Earth did she get onto that train? Why? Why? (Sort of reader-insert, because you all dreamt about it) Remus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,475 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day by Scarlynn Snape reviews
Kyla Amidala-Potter and Severus Snape celebrate Valentine's Day over the years. Companion piece to Challenges. May help to read that first. Rated for language. Snape is a little ooc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Aftershock by DivineDebris reviews
Trying out Hermione/Snape pairing for the first time. Time-travel and fluff. A silly, experimental One-shot. Enjoy! Rated T for student/teacher snogging...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Awakening by CRMediaGal reviews
After miraculously surviving Nagini's attack upon his life, a reluctant Severus Snape finds himself entrusting the help of a certain know-it-all to reclaim his life. AU, Post-Hogwarts. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST ROMANCE" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2013 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,994 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Challenges by Scarlynn Snape reviews
Kyla Amidala-Potter is Harry Potter's adoptive sister. When she and her twin sister enter Hogwarts, she meets a man named Severus Snape. He offers her a series of challenges. Which ones will she accept. Little oocSnape. Rated for language. Contains sexual references, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Valinor or Vanity? by LuxaLucifer reviews
The Ringbearers have left Middle-Earth, headed for the Undying Lands. They are tired, world-weary, and bored when they reach their destination. Unfortunately, there's a mix up, and they land in...Malibu.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Frodo B., Elrond - Complete
Robes by Tilperiel reviews
Glorfindel watches his daughter as she works and reminisces on a an event in the past. One shot written for the prompt: Father
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Glorfindel, Elf - Complete
The Fairies' Plan A by bStormhands reviews
In the movie "Sleeping Beauty" we saw the fairies improvising after Phillip discovered Aurora in the forest. What was their original plan for getting the princess home? Would it have worked? The end.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,883 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Prince Phillip - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
There Goes My Week by AzureSkye23 reviews
Being friends with both Crackers and Duilin, I suppose it was inevitable I would get pulled into the world of the Plushies. Still, I was not expecting the box on my front step. Thank you, Duilin. And now, Crackers has gotten into the fun. I'm so very, very doomed. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sauron, Amrod, Amras - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 1,015 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding In Plain Sight by articcat621 reviews
"If I am the phantom, it is because man's hatred has made me so. If I am to be saved it is because your love redeems me." -The Phantom of the Opera. Hermione is in the library late one night, and finds out that she has a phantom of her own. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 11,107 - Follows: 5,044 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
According to Plan by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
It's Nerdanel's begetting day, and Russandol has a scheme. Of course he does.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Frank and the Handcuffs by nyotaauhura reviews
Frank feels quite attracted to the handcuffs he got in Atlanta. What happens if the handcuffs feel the same way? Frank/Handcuffs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The First Victor by nicolesoul reviews
Before the Star-Crossed Lovers of District 12, before the mentor that kept them alive, there was a girl named for the stars. This is her story.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,759 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Haymitch A., Other tributes - Complete
Water: Twist of Fate by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Book 1] A 21st century teenager named Dakota Robbins is tossed into the thick of a Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Don't stick your hand in mysterious, glowing water and expect to walk away without a story to tell. This is the beginning of that story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 154,744 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zuko, Iroh, OC - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Check Mate by JoeBoBean reviews
Snow never got a chance to say how she felt and just watched him walk away. However even after so many months she still wants him to know with a desperation that scares her and the others around her. It is true that absence makes the heart grow fonder. When she then hears of a man out on the edge of the kingdom that sounds familiar she rides out to meet her destiny.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 264 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 540 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Shadow of Nottingham by Demoness of Death Valley reviews
A new face has come to Nottingham to wreak havoc on the Sheriff. Only this new face wears all black and a mask. Named Shadow by the Sheriff for his assassin like skills, this newcomer quickly finds himself with Robin and his outlaws. Appearances are deceiving however, and the true person behind the mask holds a dark secret. Horrible summary, better than it sounds! RobinXOC GuyXOC
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,230 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 11,179 - Follows: 5,477 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 306 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Three Cats! by Writerandstudent reviews
The big three are turned into cats! They are sent to their kids and bound to them to stay in the same room as them. The Big three only have a portion of their powers...Wait what's up with Percy and Paul?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Castle by Great Ace reviews
Harry is left at the Dursleys after Sirius's death. When He finally decides to take his destiny and training into his own hands, he gets help from a very unexpected source. Powerful!Super!Light!Harry. Dumbledore,Weasley & Granger bashing. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 780 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters to Tyelkormo by Duilin reviews
So...it happened like this. Now I'm trapped in the washroom, with a messenger dove - very funny, Kano - ink, pen, and parchment. Why not send me a letter? T for Tyelkormo in general.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,581 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Celegorm
The Running of Water by Duilin reviews
...changes everything. And Feanor, of all people, is in my living room. -Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fëanor
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 7,431 - Follows: 2,345 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Puppy Dog Eyes by OrangeLilyBlossom reviews
Sirius and Hermione are settling into married life and Hermione is having a hard time resisting the Puppy Dog Eyes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 13,840 - Follows: 6,733 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strawberries by Duilin reviews
Glorfindel eating, Erestor fuming, and a poor strawberry dying!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Harry's Revenge by pixiegold reviews
Harry has defeated Voldermort, without many knowing and decides on a little payback. My first story please be kind. R&R. Story started as a one shot now chaptered. Hope you enjoy. Chapters have been rearanged and edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,026 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 277 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
You Can Have it All Revised by opopanax reviews
Revised version of my story. Post OOTP. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Zeus and Hera: Marriage Counseling by B. D. Legan reviews
*crack!fic* Pink ponies, rainbows, and man voices - oh my! The title says it all. Hera decides it's time to visit the marriage counselor. How does Zeus react? Well, let's just say... crazy times are on the way!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Zeus, Hera - Complete
Harry's Revenge by Midnights Song reviews
Harry finally gets his revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 16,471 - Follows: 7,296 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Etyanárë by Gaia caecilia reviews
After a border skirmish the twins find that there is an unusual elleth fighting with them. They try to find out who she is but she runs off, leaving more mystery than fact. Sorry, I am useless at writing summaries. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,423 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
Baby Spider Cheerleaders by sylc reviews
Lord Glorfindel and Prince Legolas love to hunt together. One day, they go on a spider colony rampage and come across a colony of dancing baby spiders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 1,152 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Killing Ron by Dalwyn reviews
Ron Weasley has had a series of near fatal accidents lately. Or are they accidents at all? Unrepentant Ron bashing. Some Weasley bashing. H/Hr. Brief mention of femslash SB/HA , and the possibility of poly HP/HG/SB/HA .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Snowflakes and Chocolate Chips by moonshine4488 reviews
Just a short, fluffy story with some drama here and there about Margaret, a child from the early 1900's, who recently made Imladris her new home. Glorfindel learns more about being a father as Margaret adjusts to life with the elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 4,679 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
You're a What? by Farsight020 reviews
When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 10,397 - Follows: 2,877 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Behind the Drapes by Lady Annikaa reviews
James is awakened by strange sounds in the middle of the night!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Wolf's son by TeWahineAniwaniwa reviews
Harry's twin is thought to be the boy-who-lived and his parents neglect him. Someone else is also feeling neglected. One night Harry disappears along with Sirius's spouse and child. Years later,Dumbledore does something stupid.Dumbles is going down! Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,782 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 7,250 - Follows: 2,080 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 13,382 - Follows: 5,213 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 8,337 - Follows: 2,045 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Joy of Marriage by kasura reviews
Arafinwe and Feanaro discuss Earwen's problem.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 1/25/2004
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 2,140 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Prisoner by Yunaine reviews
Betrayed by his friends. Betrayed by his teachers. Betrayed by his headmaster. Locked away behind bars until they needed him again. - Dark!Fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 270 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
One-Shot, inspired by the Punisher. A violent vengeance is exacted. Warnings for violence, and pretty much bashes everyone except Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Secrets by potter8668 reviews
Harry has a secret son and learns some secrets of betrayal by Dumbledore. What other secrets will he learn? Will he find love? Will he have his revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,758 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Toddlers and Porridge by Esteliel01 reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor teach Elladan a most valuable lesson concerning two-year-old Aragorn Estel . Fluff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Glorfindel, Aragorn - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 7,418 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
MBDTA: The Break Room by MBDTA reviews
Formerly a oneshot, now the continual office set story of one sue's attempted coup of the MBDTA. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
This Is How You Do It, Pastrami by MBDTA reviews
Nicole and pastrami aka Glorfindel have a romantic moment. Turkeys and pie present. One shot accompanyment to Fellowship of the Freaks, and it's sequels.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet Indeed by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter blames Severus Snape for Sirius' death. What will he do about it? Warnings: OOC behavior and darkish Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 530 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 4,659 - Follows: 1,351 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Road to Formenos by kasura reviews
A parody of what drives Feanor to Formenos...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light and Dark by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,039 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 4,803 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 713 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 6,290 - Follows: 1,746 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 6,988 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Summer's Last Blooms by Thirteen Songbirds reviews
After the death of his wife, Glorfindel begins to fade, leaving his daughter to grieve. Will Miriel find a way to bring him back, or will he be lost to her forever? This was supposed to be tragedy, but I just couldn't leave anybody unhappy. Please R & R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The War of the Ring by Darth Krewl reviews
Jedi Master ObiWan Kenobi had been betrayed. As he attempted to flee for his life, he found a portal to a planet far, far away and to a land called MiddleEarth, where a war not so different to the Clone Wars was about to begin...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,120 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Let A Man Sleep by LovesRickman reviews
Severus Snape keeps getting rudely awakened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Camp Glingal by Araiona Dubois reviews
The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 548 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
The Weasley Plot by loralee1 reviews
AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Arthur W., Harry P. - Complete
The Silliest Silmarillion Parody by Horsesrule reviews
Chaos reigns. Includes exclusive cameo appearances.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
You Could Have Caught Me by Captain Pagie reviews
Okay, I fall into M.E., but they haven't met a girl from Michigan, really, like no other MS, read it, it's funny...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 41,258 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004
Tiny White Feathers by Avalon Estel reviews
It's the first time Arwen has seen snow, and she goes to Glorfindel to find out what it is. Short, but will hopefully cause a few smiles. [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
The Great Escape by jenolas reviews
Whilst awaiting the marriage of Aragron and Arwen, the male Elves of Elrond's household seek respite from the confines of Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
The Love Letter by P.D. Ellus reviews
Snape finds a box with love letters in a strange place and love breaks the barriers of two very different worlds.... COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
A Portrait of Love by jenolas reviews
A young Arwen displays talent as an artist, but causes trouble when she chooses Erestor and Glorfindel as her subjects.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Glorfindel, Arwen U. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Amarth! by Not That Girl reviews
What would happen if Glorfindel met PJ? My version.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 9,502 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Reembodiment by kasura reviews
A short, sillyfic about the said title, driven off the idea that nothing decayed in Valinor. Written during food coma.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004
In the Tent by kasura reviews
Maedhros and Maglor went to Eonwe's camp to steal the Silmarils. slash hints. silly fic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2004
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A new darkness era by Evelyn Lucia reviews
Harry finally snaps and goes to the dark side, but doesn't join Voldemort. This story sets place around the 6th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Flight to the Ford: Asfaloth's Tale by Still Anonymous reviews
Glorfindel stays in Rivendell, Asfaloth loses a valuable heirloom of Elrond's house, Arwen rides Asfaloth, Asfaloth insults Fingolfin, and the Ringbearer is rescued. Oh, yes! And they're chased by Ringwraiths. Movieverse. Part is taken from the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
Not the Time by Nishy reviews
For Glorfindel, some nights are hard. The last thing he wants to do is babysit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Glorfindel - Complete
Here Once Was Light by erunyauve reviews
Celegorm and Curufin in a rare reflective mood.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2002
Gofi and the Balrog by Levade reviews
Elrond's twin sons have some questions about that Balrog, and know just who to ask.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
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Dear Hades reviews
Zeus has punished Hades. As punishment, Hades has to answer Q/A letters from demigods, Olympians and random people alike. How will Hades answer them? Read on...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,104 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013
APPLES reviews
Apples. Yes, you heard correctly. Apples. Apples have invaded Hogwarts. Harry Potter and gang have disappeared. Voldy develops a fear of Apples. Has Dumbledore gone senile? Or has he always been that way? And Snape doesn't teach potions. What will happen? *madness ensues* Rated T because I'm paranoid...CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
PJO Facebook Profiles reviews
The PJO characters have Facebook profiles! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
Dear writers of Harry Potter Fanfics reviews
Letters sent by Harry Potter characters to the writers of Harry Potter fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013
HP Facebook Profiles reviews
The HP characters have Facebook profiles! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
Guinea Pigs for a week reviews
The Fates have decide that the Big Three should learn how to get along with each other and to have a bonding time with their children. Problem - they're turned into guinea pigs and will be like that for a week. What will happen? Will their children find out? Read on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Hades, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Thor's random food adventure reviews
At Stark Tower, there was a hungry prince of Asgard. So what is he to do? Search for food of course. And add in a grouchy Tony Stark to the mess. Will Thor fill his tummy? Read on...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Lucy is valiant not gentle reviews
Lucy was jealous of Susan before. Now she is not. Susan was gentle. She was valiant.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Honey, Feathers and Revenge reviews
Erestor deals with honey and feathers and plots revenge. Features the twins and Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
Dís's Woes reviews
Dís's woes throughout her life.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Dís - Complete
The Fading of the Evenstar reviews
Arwen's thoughts after Aragorn's death
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Arwen U. - Complete
Reality reviews
Eöl thinks about Aredhel Ar-Finiel.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
I see fire I see death reviews
Glorfindel reflects on the Fall of Gondolin.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Gondolin reviews
A poem about Gondolin.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete