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My name is Laura

I live in u.s.a alabama

I love harry potter

sorry to the people who read my story my beta is dead at least I think she is...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
-I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans; a truely free elf may he rest in peace!

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
But an awesome warewolf too,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second mauraders son,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring in the night sky.

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My New Neighbor by Dracfirewolves reviews
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The Dragon Kings by Forever Cullen reviews
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The Pendragon Brothers by nkshamma reviews
In the throne room of Uther Pendragon, a long kept secret is coming to light which may change the Pendragons perspective of magic.
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Royalty Are Humans Too by MrsWhitlock143 reviews
Two royal families, very close to the Pendragons, decide to reside in Camelot. While there, the princes and princess decide that it's time for Prince Arthur to lighten up and be a regular teenager -they just might even bring Merlin in on the action. However, along with being a teenager comes trouble; Uther is going to find himself having to be Arthur's father instead of his king.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, OC
Into the Woods by Tara Laurel reviews
When tragedy shakes Camelot, Merlin must flee for his very life, only to have it put in danger once more when he stumbles upon Sherwood and its outlaw occupants. What secrets does this new stranger hold of his past? How can Robin help him? How can Arthur forgive him? Who can stop the Sheriff and Morgana? And who - can save Merlin - from others, and himself?
Crossover - Robin Hood BBC & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,044 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Robin Hood, Merlin, Arthur
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Invisible Friend by Dragon Rider 2416 reviews
Jamie goes to Hogwarts and one snowy winter day he's bullied by Malfoy and his goons. But they're about to find that Jamie has a very powerful friend who'll always stand up for him. My first fanfiction NOW COMPLETED!
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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
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For want of a Rope by Enzonia reviews
AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.
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Of Spooks And Spectres by a. cavall reviews
Merlin thinks there is a ghost in the castle. And he wants to catch it. In the middle of the night. Of course Arthur is going to get roped in; never mind the fact that he's pretty sure ghosts don't exist... One shot Arthur/Merlin fun
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Princes Know Best by Toasted Crumpet reviews
Merlin/Arthur SLASH Merlin knew he should have just kept his mouth shut when an inebriated Arthur said that men kissed better than women, but the words ‘prove it’ just sort of flew out of his mouth.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete